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(Daily Express) Asinine OK, this story has it all. War on terror, nanny state, trainspotters. All we need now is some Aussie chick humping an oil tanker to make it complete   (express.co.uk) divider line 38
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Kumana Wanalaia [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 05:39:59 PM  
We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.

 
The Madd Man 2009-05-31 05:40:32 PM  
Kumana Wanalaia: We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.

And spiders.

 
waiting4godot 2009-05-31 05:41:30 PM  
And the dirtiest bahtroom in Scotland.

 
CrispFlows 2009-05-31 05:41:46 PM  
WTF kind of movie is that?!

/ I'd sure love to meet the scriptwriter

 
tedbundee 2009-05-31 05:41:51 PM  
The Madd Man: Kumana Wanalaia: We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.

And spiders.


OH GAWD SPIDERS /\/\(;;)/\/\

 
Nakor BlueRider 2009-05-31 05:44:32 PM  
And Florida.

 
maxx2112 2009-05-31 05:45:23 PM  
Kumana Wanalaia: We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.


Not pain, not failure, not fatal tragedy?
Not the faulty units in this mad machinery?
Not the broken contacts in emotional chemistry?



/ and the knowledge that they fear is a weapon to be used against them...

 
Nayest 2009-05-31 05:47:13 PM  
The Madd Man: Kumana Wanalaia: We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.

And spiders.


Gay.

 
AliasUndercover 2009-05-31 05:52:23 PM  
You had me at "Aussie chick humping...".

 
dreadprophet 2009-05-31 06:03:22 PM  
The Madd Man: And spiders.

Sigh... you made me do it.

www.classiccarwatchesblog.com

www.camelspiders.net

farm4.static.flickr.com

 
jake3988 2009-05-31 06:04:11 PM  
So... no pics yet for an Aussie train humper?

/GIS for Aussie chick humping an oil tanker not only failed to give me a picture of a chick humping an oil tanker but only gave me 2 pics of actual oil tankers.

 
Kumana Wanalaia [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 06:05:36 PM  
i191.photobucket.com

 
ryant123 2009-05-31 06:14:48 PM  
homepages.ucalgary.ca

 
Kumana Wanalaia [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 06:18:13 PM  
"OK, this story has it all. War on terror, nanny state, trainspotters. All we need now is some Aussie chick humping an oil tanker spiders to make it complete"

 
Sue Dunham 2009-05-31 06:29:30 PM  
GIS "oil tanker girl" will get you Condie Rice.
I'll spare you.

 
Zer0ne 2009-05-31 06:30:17 PM  
"She'll droive that tankah!"

 
dbirchall [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 07:20:58 PM  
It's rather silly, when you think about it, what kind of stuff gets defined as "critical infrastructure" in the war on terror.

In late 2006, I was in Uganda decompressing after 2 weeks of climate-change conference in Nairobi. Wandered past the railway station, saw an old passenger carriage sitting there in the weeds, took a few shots of it through a chain-link fence. A couple traffic police (note, jobs have nothing to do with the railway... also note, in Uganda, traffic police carry AK-47s like all the other police) told me it was "critical transportation infrastructure" and I couldn't take pictures without permission from the railway's division police commander.

Fortunately, the DPC's office was right inside the gate.

More fortunately, he saw a bazungu wearing a t-shirt about Africa and climate, and divulged that before he got into police work, he'd studied environmental science.

Most fortunately, he took me to the CEO to make sure it was okay, and the CEO was an ex-Conrail guy brought over from Philadelphia, who gave him a look of "good god, man, are you stupid or something?" and said that of course it was okay for people to take photos of trains.

So then I got a very nice escorted tour of the rail yard, with better photographic angles than I would have had otherwise. :)

Trainspotting is more fun when you have official blessing.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 07:35:09 PM  
FTA: "It's a strange hobby, granted, but what should be highlighted here is the complete overzealousness of semi-officials."

This, in spades. Most of what is being done in the name of "war on whatever" is just dingbats whose cool new uniforms and shiny badges have gone to their tiny brains.

 
Suede head 2009-05-31 07:45:16 PM  
In other news, police in Boston, USA are taking to carrying assault rifles.

 
BaconSupreme 2009-05-31 07:54:12 PM  
The Madd Man: Kumana Wanalaia: We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.

And spiders.


>8

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2009-05-31 08:41:37 PM  
Got this one covered....
img188.imageshack.us

 
Snarfle 2009-05-31 09:38:06 PM  
img.photobucket.com
img.photobucket.com
Weeee! Spiders!

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 09:41:57 PM  
dreadprophet: The Madd Man: And spiders.

Sigh... you made me do it.


api.ning.com

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 09:49:35 PM  
There's also Fear Of The Dark....

/nuthin
//i has it

 
thelordofcheese 2009-05-31 10:13:26 PM  
You know who else got barmy when you put them in uniforms?

Also... these spider pics make me want to wear some clothes.

 
Fat-D 2009-05-31 10:16:08 PM  
I am a railfan so I am really getting a kick out of these replies...
/How does the rest of it go again?
//Come to Rochelle, the cops around here are used to it.
///Everywhere else not so much.

 
CBob 2009-05-31 10:52:53 PM  
Gah....

Somebody start showing re-runs of Clockwork Orange.

 
Unda 2009-05-31 11:11:15 PM  
Came for Aussie chicks, got grossed out the spiders. Thanks for ruining my day!

 
ArtosRC 2009-06-01 12:50:46 AM  
ur a phylumist spider pride


/The prettiest princess

 
punto 2009-06-01 01:29:48 AM  
img337.imageshack.us

Otherwise we woodn't do eet!

 
The baby the cats THEN me 2009-06-01 02:40:26 AM  
Kumana Wanalaia: We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.

and snakes!

/don't forget about werewolves!

 
hamfast gamgee 2009-06-01 03:03:27 AM  
Lots of google hits for "aussie girl". Nothing for "hump oil tanker". Crushed because my photoshop skills aren't up to the task...

/amazing concept, though...

 
nhcfark 2009-06-01 04:34:20 AM  
somebody do something with this:

http://www.enjoyfrance.com/images/stories/france/news/tanker-Erika.jpg

 
buddyrtr 2009-06-01 06:20:15 AM  
The Madd Man: Kumana Wanalaia: We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.

And spiders.


On the field?

/Too obscure for Monday morning?

 
Grand_Moff_Joseph 2009-06-01 07:18:08 AM  
What an Aussie chick may look like:

i27.tinypic.com

/hot as a summer day in Phoenix

 
Great_Milenko 2009-06-01 01:12:22 PM  
Fat-D: //Come to Rochelle, the cops around here are used to it.
///Everywhere else not so much.


Fostoria is pretty much trouble free too, as long as you don't do something really stupid.

The PRR west slope outside of Altoona is very railfan friendly too.

 
Vash's Apprentice 2009-06-01 02:24:18 PM  
Grand_Moff_Joseph: What an Aussie chick may look like:



/hot as a summer day in Phoenix


Also see
www.strahotski.com

/something about the pigtails

 
global wombats [TotalFark] 2009-06-03 10:49:53 AM  
This thread was unfortunately hijacked by spiders! My apologies.

An aussie chick humping an oil tanker was this subby's idea of a good thread, which has gone horribly wrong!

Too set things straight at the end, here was my idea...

img193.imageshack.us

of Kylie (as mentioned in the article) about to hump an oil tanker.

Kylie Minogue Red Hot Woman. Click, you know you want too (new window)

 
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