PLEASE tell me her eyes are closed in that picture.

/the horror

someone tie that woman down and force feed her a few dozen cheeseburgers.

Not all her bones are evident through her skin so, yes, she is too fat to be a model.

SilentStrider: someone tie that woman down and force feed her a few dozen cheeseburgers.

RTFA.

I wonder if they make curry burgers though...

/stay classy Britain

I was not aware there were female Oompa Loompas.

Size six? Definitely not.

You can actually see muscle on her, that won't do at all.

her fake tits are too big to fit model stuff. that is all

/not hatin', factucatin'

All the skinny in the world can't fix ugly.

J. Frank Parnell: You can actually see muscle on her, that won't do at all.

all lol

She is too fat to be a model. She isn't too fat to be sent to my room.

/hates the bag of antlers look

Shrugging Atlas: I was not aware there were female Oompa Loompas.

especially ones that are so... fat.

/not really
//needs a sammich
///Woah, woah. Slow down there little piggy.

No more a rake and no more a bachelor
I was wedded and whetted my thirst
Until her womb started spilling out babies
Only then did I reckon my curse

/Rake's Song?
//1st thing that came to mind

Shrugging Atlas: I was not aware there were female Oompa Loompas.



/I find the one in the left can still be saved

TTIWWP!

ftfa "Did I look thin enough? Could you see any cellulite on my legs and on my bum? Did I look OK and like I was nervous?


every physical flaw is under a magnifying glass for models, rightly so because photoshop only does so much

Would someone kindly explain to me why anythink a walking clothesrack has to actually say is really important?
It's like sticking a microphone up to a hat rack, or a clothes hanger and asking its opinion. STFU and hold the clothes off the floor.
We just want them to apppear unfolded.
I already know what they look like once they are knocked off, put together by chinese kids, and stretched to the bursting point by babby-mommas at woolmort.

If this is taken any further, only people who have no size at all will be models. Might have to start handing out Miss Singularity beauty awards in the future.

CygnusDarius: Shrugging Atlas: I was not aware there were female Oompa Loompas.



/I find the one in the left can still be saved

Farking carrots.

This is a typical case of no self esteem or self worth. Sucks to be her, such an empty and shallow existence.

vudukungfu: Would someone kindly explain to me why anythink a walking clothesrack has to actually say is really important?
It's like sticking a microphone up to a hat rack, or a clothes hanger and asking its opinion. STFU and hold the clothes off the floor.
We just want them to apppear unfolded.
I already know what they look like once they are knocked off, put together by chinese kids, and stretched to the bursting point by babby-mommas at woolmort.

Is that some sort of crazy haiku or something?

Who?

Fark the fashion industry.

These imbeciles need to be boycotted for the destructive behavior they are instilling on girls world wide. Since no one is skinny enough to buy the darn clothes, why trot out models who are rail thin to model them?

Can't imagine it's gonna change though, maybe the designers are gay and probably prefer little boys, so that's why the models look the way they do?

Shrugging Atlas:

Is that some sort of crazy haiku or something?

N, I always type like that.
My cat thinks my hands should be doing other things, so constantly is butting itss head against my hands when I do anything other than pet it.

Usually, I'm much less coherent, but it's early, so I'm realatively sober, too.

coco ebert: All the skinny in the world can't fix ugly.

this, and what the hell is going on around her belly...not only the color but the texture...no post production on the image...come on people.

Quick, someone put her on the 3C model diet.

champagne, cigarettes, cum

She sounds looks fat.

Could also use a sammich...

notoverit: She sounds looks fat.

and old.

I would inject some self-confidence into her.

Oh, why can't we go back to the golden age of fashion, where women were allowed to be any size they damn well wanted to be... then corseted down 6 sizes and slapped into a pair of spring-loaded underwear! This whole starving yourself thing is for the dogs!

I like rake...
but I've seen better.

Models are walking coat hangers, nothing more. To do your job right you must have the same dimensions and personality (intelligence also) of said coat hanger.

Yes Jordan you are a fattie but I'm OK that, I'll date you. I'm probably the only one who will. It's alright, at least you have some personality.

moothemagiccow: Size six? Definitely not.

UK size six is the same as US size zero.

I think.

...OK with that. Preview is my friend.

bingo the psych-o: Yes Jordan you are a fattie but I'm OK that, I'll date you. I'm probably the only one who will. It's alright, at least you have some personality.

I am SO going to use that.

Poor thing, can't handle the "stress" of modeling. Imagine if Li'l Miss Snowflake had a REAL job that actually mattered in this world. Models are useless wastes of life - male or female. She needs to just STFU, the silly wench. No one CARES!

felidstar: Oh, why can't we go back to the golden age of fashion, where women were allowed to be any size they damn well wanted to be... then corseted down 6 sizes and slapped into a pair of spring-loaded underwear! This whole starving yourself thing is for the dogs!

Because forcing your lower abdominal organs up into your upper abdominal area for the sake of vanity was not a good idea.

From TFA: "One fan said: "She didn't look at her best. It's worrying because she's such a role model and she seems to be
getting a bit too skinny.""

/facepalm
//despite the name a model is not a good role model

This is the Jordan (Katie Price) in Playboy a few years ago.





Dear God, she was perfect THEN! WTF is wrong with her?


/hot, but not as hot as the spread
//you may now commence fapping

clothes look better on thin people. the designers and clothing manufacturers want to make money. if they start using size 8 or 10 size models, the orders would probably be smaller. there are plus size models by the way, for you hefty gals.

IF V = TOO SKINNY



AND V = TOO FAT




THEN I'd say she's just about right, except for the already mentioned ugly with implants but overall? Fist of angry gods!

And the Daily Star Sunday can reveal that backstage at London's ExCel on Friday night, Jordan, 31 - real name Katie Price - was a bag of nerves antlers.

Fixed that for them.

opiumpoopy: moothemagiccow: Size six? Definitely not.

UK size six is the same as US size zero.

I think.

Conversion from US to UK is usually +4, but it varies from vendor to vendor. A size six in the UK could equate to a 0, 2, or 4, but typically a size 2.

As a note, Heidi Klum was a US size 4 when she was in her prime.

billybobtoo: clothes look better on thin people. the designers and clothing manufacturers want to make money. if they start using size 8 or 10 size models, the orders would probably be smaller. there are plus size models by the way, for you hefty gals.

Yeah, but don't the plus sizes require more fabric? And aren't there supposedly more overweight than not amongst us? I'm thinking designers could make a killing off this market.

Jesus built my hybrid: felidstar: Oh, why can't we go back to the golden age of fashion, where women were allowed to be any size they damn well wanted to be... then corseted down 6 sizes and slapped into a pair of spring-loaded underwear! This whole starving yourself thing is for the dogs!

Because forcing your lower abdominal organs up into your upper abdominal area for the sake of vanity was not a good idea.

Yah... my great-grandaunt was infertile because she wore a corset all her life (literally... they used to corset children back then.) Fortunately for ME, my great-grandmother was finally able to conceive 10 years after she took off the corset, as per her doctor's instructions.

/And you know, there's a large body of medical opinion that thinks that starving yourself isn't a good idea either. Maybe I was being silly and saying in an oblique way that fashion designers need to either design clothing for people (not coat-hangers) or go to hell.

krispos42: This is the Jordan (Katie Price) in Playboy a few years ago.

Dear God, she was perfect THEN! WTF is wrong with her?

/hot, but not as hot as the spread
//you may now commence fapping

Dear god, what happened to her face? No wonder that Andre dude is divorcing her.

gadian: Models are walking coat hangers, nothing more. To do your job right you must have the same dimensions and personality (intelligence also) of said coat hanger.

Pretty much, I don't see why people can't just accept this and shut the fark up. Models are unusually thin compared to the general population, have we still not accepted that in the last 30 years or so?

Fashion models aren't meant to have widespread sex appeal, their job is to display clothes, not to look hot. I rarely hear men say a fashion models body is an ideal figure, so why do women continue to get their panties in a bunch because they think models are setting unrealistic standards for female attractiveness?

She probably is too big to model, most people are. The attention whore needs to stfu, get off the stage, and go back to what made her famous. You know, having enormous fake breasts. Which I doubt any of the "skinny is unrealistic" people will complain about.

So apparently Jordan here has found the strategic eyeshadow reserve for the UK....

\and opiumpoopy, not saying you're wrong... but she doesn't look like she's anywhere near a US size zero.