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(3 News New Zealand) Weird Robin becomes the new superhero marathon champion, beating out Superman, Wonderwoman, Batman and others   (3news.co.nz) divider line 34
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Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 08:58:21 AM  
Ahh, robin. most likely superhero to come out of the closet at some point..

 
Franco 2009-05-31 09:05:49 AM  
So much fail it goes straight to win.

 
Impudent Domain 2009-05-31 09:05:49 AM  
Just think how much incredibly better all the way around if the original writers had made it Batman and Raven, You know, two dark, forbidding, flying creatures, instead of a brightly colored merrily singing little bird, sure to strike fear in the hearts of criminals.

/what were they drinking or smoking?

// the little short pants and the fact that they slept together didn't help matters.

 
epijunkie67 2009-05-31 09:06:10 AM  
Robin? It's been Nightwing for at least 10 years now. Try to keep up already...

 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute 2009-05-31 09:09:00 AM  
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ORLY?

 
Impudent Domain 2009-05-31 09:11:50 AM  
epijunkie67 Quote 2009-05-31 09:06:10 AM
Robin? It's been Nightwing for at least 10 years now. Try to keep up already...


That Nightwing thing is so butch, He will always be Robin to me, and FABULOUS!

 
Spongiform 2009-05-31 09:12:09 AM  
Having had not one, but two robins fly in my window in the wee hours of the morning and flap around my face...

/getting a kick?
//I finally closed the window

 
luckyeddie 2009-05-31 09:12:23 AM  
Only one super-hero can save us from Manbearpig though.....
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Because People in power are Stupid 2009-05-31 09:15:22 AM  
Finally a marathon where all the "winners" are white people. (It would take one Kenyan dressed as Black Lightening to make a record that none of these out of shape middle aged Austalians could ever beat.)

 
SolidShadow 2009-05-31 09:28:19 AM  
He was supposedly named after Robin Hood not the bird. Just saying.

 
Cyborg77 2009-05-31 09:31:35 AM  
Because People in power are Stupid: Finally a marathon where all the "winners" are white people. (It would take one Kenyan dressed as Black Lightening to make a record that none of these out of shape middle aged Austalians could ever beat.)

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Australians??

 
Magorn 2009-05-31 09:34:18 AM  
What, not one of these people had the sense to dress as The Flash?

 
Poopy MacPoop 2009-05-31 09:40:56 AM  
Do they really call Christchurch "ChCh?" How do you even say that?

 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute 2009-05-31 09:44:58 AM  
Somaticasual: Ahh, robin. most likely superhero to come out of the closet at some point..

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I'm placing my bets on Plastic Man.

 
artthehypnotist 2009-05-31 09:54:19 AM  
Magorn: What, not one of these people had the sense to dress as The Flash?

There is a flash, near the end, getting out of a car I think.

/was looking for Flash.

//Just sayin.

 
RubberBabyBuggyBumpers 2009-05-31 09:55:33 AM  
If they didn't all break 2:04, they're not real superheros.

 
Lampmonster [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 10:12:23 AM  
Impudent Domain: Just think how much incredibly better all the way around if the original writers had made it Batman and Raven, You know, two dark, forbidding, flying creatures, instead of a brightly colored merrily singing little bird, sure to strike fear in the hearts of criminals.

/what were they drinking or smoking?

// the little short pants and the fact that they slept together didn't help matters.


Couldn't agree more. Batman is 100 times cooler without him.

Spongiform: Having had not one, but two robins fly in my window in the wee hours of the morning and flap around my face...

/getting a kick?
//I finally closed the window


Ummm, that's a really really bad sign.... Not that I believe in signs or anything. I'm sure you'll be fine.... Nice knowin, er, nice seein ya. Take care.

 
Phil the SWO [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 10:17:34 AM  
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You Farkers are slipping...

 
blazemongr 2009-05-31 10:25:08 AM  
Magorn: What, not one of these people had the sense to dress as The Flash?

Flash loses to Quicksilver in any non-DC universe. Well-known fact.

 
Eckyhade 2009-05-31 10:32:14 AM  
If only Batman and Robin could get legally married in California.
Those darn mormons! hahahahahahahaaaaaa

 
sheikmagnet 2009-05-31 10:41:14 AM  
Headline should have read:

Robin becomes the new superhero marathon champion, beating off Batman, Superman, and others

 
Forbidden Doughnut 2009-05-31 10:55:27 AM  
I was looking for Ace and Gary...

/obscure?

 
Lampmonster [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 10:55:48 AM  
blazemongr: Magorn: What, not one of these people had the sense to dress as The Flash?

Flash loses to Quicksilver in any non-DC universe. Well-known fact.


Well good thing he lives in the D.C. universe. Where he's the fastest man alive. Case. Closed. Toot sweet. Carpe Diem.

 
Savage Belief 2009-05-31 11:07:21 AM  
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FlukeBoy [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 11:23:34 AM  
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almandot 2009-05-31 12:16:03 PM  
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/obscure?!?LOLOL111
//hot like batshark-repellent

 
farkin_Gary [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 12:33:56 PM  
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: ORLY?

Dude, that's not a robin.

 
farkin_Gary [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 12:42:20 PM  
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That's a robin!

 
notoverit 2009-05-31 01:00:42 PM  
Fark video links. They suck.

 
Sheseala 2009-05-31 01:07:13 PM  
farkin_Gary: That's a robin!

ORLY? (new window)

 
Jeff73 2009-05-31 01:25:38 PM  
You'd be fast too after years of being chased around Wayne mansion by papa Brucie.

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Good Behavior Day 2009-05-31 02:48:41 PM  
sheikmagnet: Headline should have read:

Robin becomes the new superhero marathon champion, beating off Batman, Superman, and others


Agreed.

 
Fano 2009-05-31 03:50:06 PM  
Lampmonster: blazemongr: Magorn: What, not one of these people had the sense to dress as The Flash?

Flash loses to Quicksilver in any non-DC universe. Well-known fact.

Well good thing he lives in the D.C. universe. Where he's the fastest man alive. Case. Closed. Toot sweet. Carpe Diem.


Barry Allen or Wally West?

 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute 2009-06-01 05:28:59 PM  
Sheseala: farkin_Gary: That's a robin!

ORLY? (new window)


Thanks for backing me up.
I think maybe FarkinGary was using the old 'you call that a knife, THIS is a knife' bit.

could be wrong.

 
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