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(Oregon Live) Amusing Teen robber gets can of whupass opened on him by senior citizens bowling league   (oregonlive.com) divider line 32
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eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 10:46:21 AM  
God I love stories like this.

 
Lampmonster [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 10:58:43 AM  
You know there's a reason that they lived that long. They outlasted everyone else in their generation. Sure they've lost a step, but some of those old farkers survived WWII.

 
Daniefish 2009-05-31 10:59:07 AM  
eddyatwork: God I love stories like this.

There is something about them that just makes me smile, yeah.

 
CaptSacto 2009-05-31 11:05:21 AM  
We warned you....

/the lawn
//OFF

 
Black Moses 2009-05-31 11:07:50 AM  
see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps ??

 
mephisto6 2009-05-31 11:14:47 AM  
Not so sure about the, "Bowlers rule" bit, but I'd probably take it up just for Pound-A-Punk day.

 
Hide your chickens 2009-05-31 11:17:38 AM  
Lampmonster:
You know there's a reason that they lived that long. They outlasted everyone else in their generation. Sure they've lost a step, but some of those old farkers survived WWII.

I really do enjoy it when I read stories like this. And you're right...those older folks ARE tough. One year they're machine-gunning nazis, 60 years later and they're dropping 10 lb. bowling balls on some little punks nuts.
Those bowlers will have something to talk about for a while.

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 11:18:13 AM  
Where's the HERO tag?
Would've loved to be watching that scene unfold.

 
Long Haul Farker 2009-05-31 11:20:56 AM  
Best possible outcome:

The kid ends up in Juvey and has to explain in court how he got caught. When the Judge finally stops laughing, he sentences the little dirtball to 500 hours community service at the city's Senior Center picking trash, painting everything in sight and waiting on Seniors on their activity days. Each day, he must explain in detail what he did and why that makes him a douchebag.

 
cheyanne9 2009-05-31 11:22:27 AM  
The punk was "dog piled" !

Smiling wide, I do like those stories.

 
AbiNormal 2009-05-31 11:27:18 AM  
Castrate him before he can reproduce and make him work in a nursing home for the rest of his useless life.
Also, his parents need to be publicly flogged for 40 days for raising such a useless shiate.

 
RandomExcess 2009-05-31 11:29:49 AM  
hey punk, can you spell FAIL?

Seniors Rule!

/wrote that in my yearbook.

 
zvoidx 2009-05-31 11:30:48 AM  
FTA: Johnson said the youth told police he steeled his nerves for the caper by drinking a beer and some Robitussin cough medicine a few minutes beforehand.

Where's a pharmacist when you need one?

 
spyderqueen 2009-05-31 11:31:06 AM  
Long Haul Farker
Best possible outcome:

The kid ends up in Juvey and has to explain in court how he got caught. When the Judge finally stops laughing, he sentences the little dirtball to 500 hours community service at the city's Senior Center picking trash, painting everything in sight and waiting on Seniors on their activity days. Each day, he must explain in detail what he did and why that makes him a douchebag.


This would be awesome if they handed that down as his punishment.

 
chixdiggit [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-31 12:22:10 PM  
Approves of the beating of young whippersnappers:

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farkin_Gary [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 12:22:54 PM  
i10.photobucket.com

I told you so...

 
Podna 2009-05-31 12:33:37 PM  
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spin359 2009-05-31 12:55:45 PM  
as others have said those guys survived the nazi's, they ain't worried about you.

Pro Tip: never mess with anyone the government has taught how to kill people and then sent them off for several years of experience. They have the skill and at there age, life is a 2 year prison sentence.

 
thelordofcheese 2009-05-31 12:57:11 PM  
It was old age having a go at youth, and I daren't do a single, solitary thing...

 
Shishkani 2009-05-31 01:00:06 PM  
Old people are great.

'Bowlers rule. Never fool with a bowler.'

While I may not agree with that sentiment specifically, I hope I'm half as convinced of my own relevance and awesomeness when I'm retired.

 
TheHopeDiamond 2009-05-31 01:39:59 PM  
1. As has been said, they are from a tougher generation, overall.

2. People who bowl are (and I am, too) blue-collar types. These people likely aren't from a country club background, so an ass-whuppin' was inevitable.

 
Englebert Slaptyback 2009-05-31 03:43:00 PM  

Teen robber gets can of whupass opened on him by senior citizens bowling league


Apparently the seniors did indeed have eight-pound balls.



(So sorry.)

 
simpsonfan 2009-05-31 03:47:25 PM  
Too bad it wasn't a Senior Citizen's Second Amendment League.

 
GaidinBDJ [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 04:15:53 PM  
"The lesson is clear," he said. "Bowlers rule. Never fool with a bowler."

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Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 04:20:23 PM  
Englebert Slaptyback: Teen robber gets can of whupass opened on him by senior citizens bowling league

Apparently the seniors did indeed have eight-pound balls.
(So sorry.)



DId they strike him repeatedly until he fell into the gutter?

 
berniex [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 04:33:29 PM  
Somebody post that scene from The Wanderers.

 
twfeline 2009-05-31 07:07:08 PM  
Don't mess with old people.
They're easily angered.

 
HAMMERTOE [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 10:47:38 PM  
joelweston.com

>Salute!

 
WeenerGord 2009-06-01 12:51:54 AM  
Came here for Buzz Aldrin, leaving disappointed.

Would have accepted Granddad from Boondocks or the Grey Biker Gang from Seinfeld. Eat hickory!

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-06-01 05:18:05 AM  
"Never fool with a bowler."

I'm fairly certain that the original word here was not "fool."

 
Beaver1224 2009-06-01 06:25:23 AM  
"In my day, whupass didn't come in cans. They were delivered to your house in quart bottles. And they only cost a nickel for two!"

 
Sammythesax 2009-06-01 01:55:28 PM  
OVER THE LINE!!!!

 
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