That mustache could impregnate women squaws at 50 yards.

Old. It's been on here plenty of times before. Still funny as hell, but old. Just sayin'.

Seen it before.

Glitchwerks: Old. It's been on here plenty of times before. Still funny as hell, but old. Just sayin'.

There must be something in the FArQ about this needing to be greenlit every 6 months or so.

Wow, those dudes are happy to be there. Probably coked out of their minds...

APACHE!

all versions pale in comparison with the michael viner's incredible bongo band version:

no images, unfortunately - but the tune is killer! (new window)

/love the shad's original, too

Sorry - nothing beats these guys for pure awesome.

Top cheese! (new window)

I only made it thru that video by imagining foursome sex with the 3 girls.

This video was made for the Benny Hillifier (new window).

/Speeding up is broken for now.

JUMP ON IT

As if I didn't need an excuse to drink beer on a Sunday morning.

/and I don't - already on my third. It's almost 9 AM. How many beers have you drunk today?

I had to listen to some Sex Pistols after that just to get rid of the memory of that...

/I am an anarchist...I am an antichrist....

Ahh...spring.

The flowers are out, the birds are singing and Apache gets another greenlight.

All is well with the world.

/Whoaa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oooaaaah!

BasqueBastard: I had to listen to some Sex Pistols after that just to get rid of the memory of that...

I used this. His new album absolutely kicks ass!

Same video (new window), but much more kickass/hilarious

The only problem I have with that is that "Apache" is being played with a Les Paul. Strat is the ONLY guitar suitable for that song.

I suppose a Jazzmaster or even a Tele could pull it off but no way a Paul.

Those dancers are hittable.

Now somebody post that cheesy Finnish tune that's family friendly, featuring a car that rides off into space(forgot the name).

Simultaneously the worse disco song I've ever heard and the best bollywood video I've ever seen.

As a Native American who has been playing kyboards since 1969, I will not comment on the inheirent racism in this video.
/Did like the black girl in it, tho.

msannomalley: This video was made for the Benny Hillifier (new window).

/Speeding up is broken for now.

That synched perfectly!

AxL sANe: Sorry - nothing beats these guys for pure awesome.

Top cheese! (new window)

Farking god motherfarking dammit. Farking warn the farking people when you're going to farking unleash the motherfarking Khan. Fark you AxL. Fark you in your farking ear by a farking pack of farking German disco Mongols.

Farking hell.

Farking AxL.

Farking Dschinghis.

Dear kids,

Please notice the real boobies. Back in the onion wearin' days hot woman didn't need ginormous bags of silicone or saline to look hot. Just coke. Lots and lots of coke.

Someone made a video for Mogwai's 'The Sun Smells Too Loud using this vis and it is awesome.

Dammit subby. Now I've got this song stuck in my head and can't make it go away. Off to get beer.

vudukungfu: msannomalley: This video was made for the Benny Hillifier (new window).

/Speeding up is broken for now.

That synched perfectly!


Holy crap, that really did sync perfectly! Good Hillifying, msannomalley!

...yeah,those broads are way hittable.

Gosh.
Remember the days when women were without mounds of silicone,tattoos and 5 lbs of unnecessary piercings?

msannomalley: This video was made for the Benny Hillifier (new window).

/Speeding up is broken for now.

That's like Dark Side of the Moon and The Wizard of Oz of goofy shiat.

pelzar: JUMP ON IT

I think it is 'Jam On It'

the nexus of the crisis: Dammit subby. Now I've got this song stuck in my head and can't make it go away. Off to get beer.

Sorry about that.
/"Secret Treaties" FTW

Gunny Highway: I think it is 'Jam On It'

Indeed it is (pops)

Gunny Highway: pelzar: JUMP ON IT

I think it is 'Jam On It'

And Im dumb

I made it as far as the itty bitty tittie committee dance.

Funbags: I made it as far as the itty bitty tittie committee dance.

Made me think of this (new window)

I'm the Weeners this? Really?

HereComesTheScience, ArturoBandini,
vudukungfu:

If the speed up option wasn't broken, it would look exactly like a Benny Hill skit. All it's missing is the little bald dude.

I feel a strange need to go watch 70's porn.

Tommy Seebach styrer for vildt. Så fat det dog, tumbede Amerikanere...

\I aner ikke hvad her står??

Trying to figure out how to squeeze in a 'love that polyester look' but coming up dry instead.

Man...I didn't know Bubbles had an older brother in a band....
And a Samquamtch for a lead singer??????? TPB's rule!!!

whats with the evil laugh? i dont get it

No, this is the best 70s music video you'll ever see:

Dream Police (new window)

uPTheme: Same video (new window), but much more kickass/hilarious

I was just about to post that.

AxL sANe: Sorry - nothing beats these guys for pure awesome.

Top cheese! (new window)

I see I wasn't the only one reminded of Dschingis Khan by this video.

The word "squaw" is an extremely derisive term - it is an American Indian word for vagina.



/I'm fun at parties...

tetzy,

What you're saying is that indian men refered to their woman as "vaginas".

/That's sexist!!
//Pointing out that Indian men were sexists is racists!!
///D'oh!

Off topic: Does anyone know what happened to the "top drugged-out people videos"? It was a youtube video link. I posted on it now my profile as no record of it on there and the thread is gone.


/woman=women

as=has

what is that weird guitar thing they are doing, it sounds awesome