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(NYPost) Followup Guy who bid $3.8 million to deflower 22-year old "Natalie Dylan" forced to pull out earlier than expected. By his wife   (nypost.com) divider line 162
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FuturePastNow [TotalFark] 2009-05-30 11:20:18 PM  
I think prostitution should probably be legal, but it isn't, so I assume she will be arrested if she actually finds someone to go through with this.

 
kona [TotalFark] 2009-05-30 11:26:26 PM  
i wonder if that ho will take three fity?

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-05-30 11:27:22 PM  
I'd hit it. I wouldn't $3.8 million hit it, but I'd hit it.

 
W. T. Fark [TotalFark] 2009-05-30 11:28:05 PM  
Her knees look kind of sharp.

 
mainstreet62 [TotalFark] 2009-05-30 11:33:53 PM  
Why would I pay $3.8 million to bang some girl that has no idea what she's doing in bed? Ridiculous.

Furthermore, the whole idea behind being a virgin is that you have morals. Is it moral to sell your morality? Did the biatch divide by zero somewhere?

 
MuadDib [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 12:00:32 AM  
FuturePastNow: I think prostitution should probably be legal, but it isn't, so I assume she will be arrested if she actually finds someone to go through with this.

I could be misremembering but, as I recall, the plan was to consummate the transaction (pun intended) at a legal brothel in Nevada.

 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 12:18:29 AM  
MuadDib: FuturePastNow: I think prostitution should probably be legal, but it isn't, so I assume she will be arrested if she actually finds someone to go through with this.

I could be misremembering but, as I recall, the plan was to consummate the transaction (pun intended) at a legal brothel in Nevada.


Your memory serves you right.

And any guy who believes this chick is a virgin deserves to be parted from his money. What is it about deflowering a virgin for you guys anyway? I've deflowered 4, and it made not a bit of difference to me either way.

/much sexier to "convert" a strate girl
///if you're going to believe the myths, believe all that shiat, y'all

 
Dalar [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 12:41:36 AM  
FuturePastNow: I think prostitution should probably be legal, but it isn't, so I assume she will be arrested if she actually finds someone to go through with this.

Uh, she's in Nevada. She could gamble off her dog's virginity in a bizarre threesome and it'd be legal.

 
Smokey the Bare [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 02:51:35 AM  
Dalar: FuturePastNow: I think prostitution should probably be legal, but it isn't, so I assume she will be arrested if she actually finds someone to go through with this.

Uh, she's in Nevada. She could gamble off her dog's virginity in a bizarre threesome and it'd be legal.


Fap

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 02:52:50 AM  
Benevolent Misanthrope: /much sexier to "convert" a strate girl

mmmmm, strate girls

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Epiphany 2009-05-31 03:22:47 AM  
farking virgins sucks. Who wants to stick their dick into a flesh wall anyways? Who wants a bloody cock? Ridiculous.

 
DarnoKonrad 2009-05-31 03:25:21 AM  
That's some expensive herpes.

 
DevilsHorns J [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 03:25:48 AM  
Why would she return the $250,000 deposit? What was the point of collecting it in the first place if the bidder had a chance to back out?

 
ElLoco 2009-05-31 03:26:36 AM  
Epiphany: Who wants to stick their dick into a flesh wall anyways? Who wants a bloody cock? Ridiculous.

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Barbecue Bob 2009-05-31 03:26:49 AM  
3.8 mil will get u thousands of girls all over the world.

...or one overpriced attention whore.

 
Smeggy Smurf 2009-05-31 03:26:50 AM  
Having deflowered a virgin once it's not much to get excited over. It's better to somewhat tame somebody that's been around a bit and knows what she's about

 
martid4 [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 03:26:56 AM  
Had the wife been of the triple input variety, he wouldn't have to look somewhere else.

 
Epiphany 2009-05-31 03:28:03 AM  
DevilsHorns J: Why would she return the $250,000 deposit? What was the point of collecting it in the first place if the bidder had a chance to back out?

I'm guessing it can't be that simple. I would have spent that $250,000 dollars in the first few months, stocks and a house and whatnot.

Maybe she's either A)Rich as fark, and doesn't need the money or B)there was some legal conundrum where she didn't receive the money to spend it (a post dated check?) and couldn't force him to pay it.

 
DerekSD 2009-05-31 03:29:08 AM  
if i was so wealthy that i could spend $3.8mill on a piece of ass, i wouldn't spend it on a virgin in a nevada whorehouse.

instead i'd fill the pool with chocolate pudding, the jacuzzi with coke and fly in hookers from amsterdam.

 
chu2dogg 2009-05-31 03:33:23 AM  
I farked 75+ girls and not a single virgin.. 3.8 million? Hell if I had that kind of money why not

 
OOBE Juan Kenobi 2009-05-31 03:38:46 AM  
Who wants a bloody cock?


I do!

 
eas81 2009-05-31 03:39:56 AM  
Epiphany: DevilsHorns J: Why would she return the $250,000 deposit? What was the point of collecting it in the first place if the bidder had a chance to back out?

I'm guessing it can't be that simple. I would have spent that $250,000 dollars in the first few months, stocks and a house and whatnot.

Maybe she's either A)Rich as fark, and doesn't need the money or B)there was some legal conundrum where she didn't receive the money to spend it (a post dated check?) and couldn't force him to pay it.


C) she's a dumbfark attention whore.

A recent women's studies graduate from Sacramento State, Dylan planned to use the money to finance a master's degree in family and marriage therapy.

Dylan was inspired by her sister Avia, 23, who financed her own degree course working as a prostitute in the Moonlite Bunnyranch[4] for just three weeks and earning several thousand dollars. She was 19 then.[1] However, Dylan insists her "sister definitely didn't pressure [her] into doing this."[4]

Since she launched the auction, Dylan has faced a steady stream of criticism from women and allegations from men over the validity of her virginity claims.[9] She said she is prepared to undergo a medical hymen examination to prove her chastity and has already passed two lie detector tests.[1] She also said "I am a sexual person and I've had sexual encounters - both casual and with a boyfriend. But I've abstained from sexual intercourse."[10]

Link (new window)
/FTW

 
Pilot Kosmosa 2009-05-31 03:41:22 AM  
She's cute, but seriously women aren't worth that much money. I don't really see what all of the fuss is about. I'm married to one, and all she does is irritate the living shiat out of me.

 
Renowned transvestite sexologist 2009-05-31 03:41:23 AM  
FuturePastNow: I think prostitution should probably be legal, but it isn't, so I assume she will be arrested if she actually finds someone to go through with this.

You didn't read the article.

 
eas81 2009-05-31 03:44:01 AM  
Since she launched the auction, Dylan has faced a steady stream of criticism from women and allegations from men over the validity of her virginity claims.[9] She said she is prepared to undergo a medical hymen examination to prove her chastity and has already passed two lie detector tests.[1] She also said "I am a sexual person and I've had sexual encounters - both casual and with a boyfriend. But I've abstained from sexual intercourse."[10]Link (new window)
/FTW

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FarkWhat 2009-05-31 03:46:50 AM  
Who wants to bid on my stable of fine virgins!!!
Dont let the wedding dress's fool you. Believe it or not..their still virgins! first cum first serve. You get your pick of the litter!
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unicron702 2009-05-31 03:52:04 AM  
MuadDib: FuturePastNow: I think prostitution should probably be legal, but it isn't, so I assume she will be arrested if she actually finds someone to go through with this.

I could be misremembering but, as I recall, the plan was to consummate the transaction (pun intended) at a legal brothel in Nevada.


That's the thing. If you get a prosecutor/judge that love his semantics, they may be farked. If any part of this deal, the offer, the negotiations, to payment, whatever occurred outside of the brothel, the guy might be toast.

 
musashi1600 2009-05-31 03:52:55 AM  
LOL, Nevada.

 
Tapeworm21 [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 03:54:38 AM  
Maybe I'm the only one to see through this B.S. But here's my theory.

The two actually did the dirty deeds. She pays him a certain amount back so that he agrees to say it never happened.

She auctions herself off again. Repeat.

 
thenateman 2009-05-31 03:56:29 AM  
I had a virgin once. I don't remember "that night," but I bet she does.

I broke up with her by hooking up with a fake-titted slut, then calling the ex-virgin and preemptively admitting to cheating. She then farked 3 guys in 2 weeks.

Some time after the breakup we tried the "just friends" thing. One day, her, me and another guy were going to take some acid and hang out at the swimming pool. So we ate the acid, then she insisted on going alone to her empty apartment. (This was her first time taking acid.)

So we let her go home alone. We went to the pool. When we got back inside, there were about 20 phone messages from her. The messages sounded progressively more insane. Apparently she wasn't ready to be friends, and tripping on acid alone wasn't helping her.

My buddy and I drove to her apartment and he went inside while I waited in the car. When he came back, he told me that she had taken a butcher knife and written in her door "I hate Nate." Then she stabbed it through a couple times.

I got to examine her inscribed door a few weeks later when I got drunk and slept with her. I was so drunk I fell down in the bathroom, pulling her towel bar off the wall on my way down. I slept with her on and off for a few months, until I had a one night stand with her roommate. We didn't talk after that.

I saw her about five years later. She was fat and hanging out with a bunch of lesbians.

I hadn't thought about that girl in years. I sure treated her like crap. Anyway, that's what happens when you sleep with a virgin.

 
Guest 2009-05-31 03:58:04 AM  
God his wife must be really pissed; Not about him having sex with another woman, but the paying of 3.8 million. If he had given her 3.8 million she probably would have found 2 virgins willing to allow him to do A to M.

 
Bit'O'Gristle [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 03:58:42 AM  
She sounds like a coont. I got news for you honey, nobody even really KNOWS if you are a virgin or not, and even if you are, who gives a shiat. I would rather sleep with a WOMAN, not some girl who doesnt have any experience. And i sure wouldnt PAY for what i can get for free. Quit being an attention whore, and a whore, and stfu.

 
starsrift 2009-05-31 04:01:53 AM  
She wants to go to school and get a degree then a job AFTER making three and a half million selling her body?

She's doing it wrong.

 
Bit'O'Gristle [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 04:02:05 AM  
thenateman: I had a virgin once. I don't remember "that night," but I bet she does.

I broke up with her by hooking up with a fake-titted slut, then calling the ex-virgin and preemptively admitting to cheating. She then farked 3 guys in 2 weeks.

Some time after the breakup we tried the "just friends" thing. One day, her, me and another guy were going to take some acid and hang out at the swimming pool. So we ate the acid, then she insisted on going alone to her empty apartment. (This was her first time taking acid.)

So we let her go home alone. We went to the pool. When we got back inside, there were about 20 phone messages from her. The messages sounded progressively more insane. Apparently she wasn't ready to be friends, and tripping on acid alone wasn't helping her.

My buddy and I drove to her apartment and he went inside while I waited in the car. When he came back, he told me that she had taken a butcher knife and written in her door "I hate Nate." Then she stabbed it through a couple times.

I got to examine her inscribed door a few weeks later when I got drunk and slept with her. I was so drunk I fell down in the bathroom, pulling her towel bar off the wall on my way down. I slept with her on and off for a few months, until I had a one night stand with her roommate. We didn't talk after that.

I saw her about five years later. She was fat and hanging out with a bunch of lesbians.

I hadn't thought about that girl in years. I sure treated her like crap. Anyway, that's what happens when you sleep with a virgin.


/wow...that story is about 19 kinds of farked up.

 
Wii.Tard 2009-05-31 04:02:40 AM  
Tapeworm21: Maybe I'm the only one to see through this B.S. But here's my theory.

The two actually did the dirty deeds. She pays him a certain amount back so that he agrees to say it never happened.

She auctions herself off again. Repeat.


Probably this.

 
kingfish2004 2009-05-31 04:04:45 AM  
DerekSD: if i was so wealthy that i could spend $3.8mill on a piece of ass, i wouldn't spend it on a virgin in a nevada whorehouse.

instead i'd fill the pool with chocolate pudding, the jacuzzi with coke and fly in hookers from amsterdam.


THIS!!!!!

 
WildMonkey 2009-05-31 04:06:02 AM  
$3.8 Million for a virgin? Men are a bunch of retards.

 
100 Watt Walrus 2009-05-31 04:07:00 AM  
thenateman: I had a virgin once. I don't remember "that night," but I bet she does.

I broke up with her by hooking up with a fake-titted slut, then calling the ex-virgin and preemptively admitting to cheating. She then farked 3 guys in 2 weeks.

Some time after the breakup we tried the "just friends" thing. One day, her, me and another guy were going to take some acid and hang out at the swimming pool. So we ate the acid, then she insisted on going alone to her empty apartment. (This was her first time taking acid.)

So we let her go home alone. We went to the pool. When we got back inside, there were about 20 phone messages from her. The messages sounded progressively more insane. Apparently she wasn't ready to be friends, and tripping on acid alone wasn't helping her.

My buddy and I drove to her apartment and he went inside while I waited in the car. When he came back, he told me that she had taken a butcher knife and written in her door "I hate Nate." Then she stabbed it through a couple times.

I got to examine her inscribed door a few weeks later when I got drunk and slept with her. I was so drunk I fell down in the bathroom, pulling her towel bar off the wall on my way down. I slept with her on and off for a few months, until I had a one night stand with her roommate. We didn't talk after that.

I saw her about five years later. She was fat and hanging out with a bunch of lesbians.

I hadn't thought about that girl in years. I sure treated her like crap. Anyway, that's what happens when you sleep with a virgin.


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thenateman 2009-05-31 04:08:48 AM  
100 Watt Walrus:

I was definitely a tool.

 
Bit'O'Gristle [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 04:09:29 AM  
I slept with a 16 year old girl when i was that same age. Anyway..i was banging it like a speed bag and noticed that it was REALLY tight. i thought "man...i hope i didnt accidently put it up teh butt!!" Turns out she was a virgin. She kinda cried after it was over, i felt really bad. Wish she had told me before.

The end.

 
louiedog 2009-05-31 04:11:09 AM  
22? I'm pretty sure you could have your pick of 18-year-old virgins for 1/10th the price. Hell, in this economy, 1/1000 the price would get you something halfway decent.

 
naris 2009-05-31 04:13:21 AM  
FuturePastNow: I think prostitution should probably be legal, but it isn't, so I assume she will be arrested if she actually finds someone to go through with this.

It IS legal in Nevada, so there is no chance she'll get arrested.

TFA:Now Dylan, who launched the online campaign last fall through the Moonlite Bunny Ranch - a legal brothel in Carson City, Nev.

 
untaken_name 2009-05-31 04:13:42 AM  
thenateman: I had a virgin once. I don't remember "that night," but I bet she does.

I broke up with her by hooking up with a fake-titted slut, then calling the ex-virgin and preemptively admitting to cheating. She then farked 3 guys in 2 weeks.

Some time after the breakup we tried the "just friends" thing. One day, her, me and another guy were going to take some acid and hang out at the swimming pool. So we ate the acid, then she insisted on going alone to her empty apartment. (This was her first time taking acid.)

So we let her go home alone. We went to the pool. When we got back inside, there were about 20 phone messages from her. The messages sounded progressively more insane. Apparently she wasn't ready to be friends, and tripping on acid alone wasn't helping her.

My buddy and I drove to her apartment and he went inside while I waited in the car. When he came back, he told me that she had taken a butcher knife and written in her door "I hate Nate." Then she stabbed it through a couple times.

I got to examine her inscribed door a few weeks later when I got drunk and slept with her. I was so drunk I fell down in the bathroom, pulling her towel bar off the wall on my way down. I slept with her on and off for a few months, until I had a one night stand with her roommate. We didn't talk after that.

I saw her about five years later. She was fat and hanging out with a bunch of lesbians.

I hadn't thought about that girl in years. I sure treated her like crap. Anyway, that's what happens when you sleep with a virgin.


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Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-31 04:16:16 AM  
Ooooo....

COCKBLOCKED!!!

My suggestion is the wife should take it in the pooper.

 
angrygrizzly 2009-05-31 04:17:22 AM  
thenateman: I had a virgin once. I don't remember "that night," but I bet she does.

I broke up with her by hooking up with a fake-titted slut, then calling the ex-virgin and preemptively admitting to cheating. She then farked 3 guys in 2 weeks.

Some time after the breakup we tried the "just friends" thing. One day, her, me and another guy were going to take some acid and hang out at the swimming pool. So we ate the acid, then she insisted on going alone to her empty apartment. (This was her first time taking acid.)

So we let her go home alone. We went to the pool. When we got back inside, there were about 20 phone messages from her. The messages sounded progressively more insane. Apparently she wasn't ready to be friends, and tripping on acid alone wasn't helping her.

My buddy and I drove to her apartment and he went inside while I waited in the car. When he came back, he told me that she had taken a butcher knife and written in her door "I hate Nate." Then she stabbed it through a couple times.

I got to examine her inscribed door a few weeks later when I got drunk and slept with her. I was so drunk I fell down in the bathroom, pulling her towel bar off the wall on my way down. I slept with her on and off for a few months, until I had a one night stand with her roommate. We didn't talk after that.

I saw her about five years later. She was fat and hanging out with a bunch of lesbians.

I hadn't thought about that girl in years. I sure treated her like crap. Anyway, that's what happens when you sleep with a virgin.


You should be thankful your buddy went up instead of you, or you might not be sleeping with anyone now.

Correction: you might be sleeping. But farking would be out of the question. Angry women and knives don't go well together.

You're probably better off. Hopefully you learned a lesson though.

 
gozar_the_destroyer 2009-05-31 04:21:15 AM  
thenateman: 100 Watt Walrus:

I was definitely a tool.


At least you admit it. I respect that.

mainstreet62: Why would I pay $3.8 million to bang some girl that has no idea what she's doing in bed? Ridiculous.

Furthermore, the whole idea behind being a virgin is that you have morals. Is it moral to sell your morality? Did the biatch divide by zero somewhere?


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\the universe will implode
\\hot like the chick could be if she wasn't trying whoring

 
thenateman 2009-05-31 04:21:32 AM  
angrygrizzly: You're probably better off. Hopefully you learned a lesson though.

The lesson being: Don't sleep with virgins (for less than $3.8 million).

 
Bomb Head Mohammed 2009-05-31 04:24:09 AM  
so, does anybody actually think that this story of a girl "not her real name" with an unnamed Australian businessman for a ridiculous sum of money actually has the remotest possibility of being true as written? My bullshiat sensors are overheating. This is obviously a viral ad for the Nevada brothel that is the supposed intermediary here, and this "Australian businessman's" failure just gives them another round of free publicity.

 
Ninja Wicked 2009-05-31 04:25:49 AM  
I would pay 5 shots of gin for that.

 
gozar_the_destroyer 2009-05-31 04:26:47 AM  
A thought occurred to me; why hasn't a p0rn producer bid on her and then had a baby-holding-an-apple sized guy go to collect whilst filming the whole thing?

\step 3: Profit!

 
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