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(Fox News) Obvious "Berlusconi blocks photos of topless girls at his house." Not "block" in the sense of not allowing photos or topless girls at his house; more like, "No, you can't print photos of topless girls at my house"   (foxnews.com) divider line 61
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The Icelander [TotalFark] 2009-05-30 07:39:25 PM  
This is where I point out that being topless in Italy isn't that big of a deal.

\They're just boobs
\\And I'm not talking about Italian politicians
\\\Some boobies for good measure

avatar.movetoiceland.com

 
12349876 2009-05-30 08:36:37 PM  
The Icelander: This is where I point out that being topless in Italy isn't that big of a deal.

\They're just boobs
\\And I'm not talking about Italian politicians
\\\Some boobies for good measure


Are you talking about AC Milan?

 
Karma Chameleon 2009-05-30 08:36:43 PM  
The Icelander: This is where I point out that being topless in Italy most of the non-Puritanical isn't that big of a deal.

 
Party Boy [TotalFark] 2009-05-30 08:37:57 PM  
titties.

 
findthefish [TotalFark] 2009-05-30 08:39:08 PM  
It's good to be king.

 
CruJones 2009-05-30 08:39:22 PM  
That headline's a clunker

 
PersistantRash 2009-05-30 08:41:19 PM  
pitchers!!!!

 
thenateman 2009-05-30 08:42:42 PM  
The girlfriend:
www.foxnews.com

The wife:
www.foxnews.com

This guy's my hero.

 
moothemagiccow 2009-05-30 08:44:45 PM  
I LOLed at the headline, but what 18 year old girls would want to hang out with that old freak?

The girl in the photo looks 35 and the wife in her 60s looks 45 at worst. I'd stick with the old bag, but then again Im not farking loaded

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2009-05-30 08:48:12 PM  
What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad
it's-a nice-a place

Ah shaddap-a you face!

 
ithaqua 2009-05-30 08:48:25 PM  
Damn, if releasing photos of topless girls at my house would discourage topless girls at my house wouldn't want them released either!

 
Efferus X 2009-05-30 08:54:44 PM  
Good lord...that woman is in her seventies?...

Puts an entirely new spin on the word GILF.

/I'd hit it.
//Repeatedly.

 
thenateman 2009-05-30 08:55:12 PM  
He's not getting these girls because of his huge dick. NSFW (new window)

/Yes that links to a picture of the old man naked.

 
thenateman 2009-05-30 08:57:47 PM  
www.pollsb.com

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2009-05-30 08:58:00 PM  
ithaqua: Damn, if releasing photos of topless girls at my house would discourage topless girls at my house wouldn't want them released either!

I'm not releasing the topless girls in my house. Not until all the spanking is done, at least.

 
bluebell73 2009-05-30 08:58:57 PM  
That is a rough looking 18. Hell, even Lindsay Lohan looked slightly less trodden-upon at 18.


/stay out of the sun, girls. it hates your face.

 
Lord Jubjub 2009-05-30 09:07:25 PM  
thenateman: He's not getting these girls because of his huge dick. NSFW (new window)

/Yes that links to a picture of the old man naked.


Ya know, flaccidity has little relation to the engorgement. Not that I have any desire to see him such a state.

/though I wouldn't mind seeing what he sees when he reaches said state.

 
Satanic_Hamster 2009-05-30 09:18:12 PM  
I like how he denies having sex with any minors... Completely ignoring all the 18 year olds topless at his place that aren't minors.

 
rogue49 2009-05-30 09:26:33 PM  
He obviously has fun with life and enjoys the ladies.

Unfortunately, politicians are NOT allowed to do this.

Maybe this is our way of putting "some" restraint on them.
You can't have power AND public fun...that's not fair.

Not that I really care, but that's the way it seems to be.

 
essucht 2009-05-30 09:32:04 PM  
www.granitegrok.com

Dude, stop stealing my ideas.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2009-05-30 09:34:27 PM  
So he wouldn't allow the media to come to his house and print out photos of topless girls from his computer? Well, duh, colour ink cartridges are bloody expensive! They can print out nudie photos in their own homes if they want.

/well, that's they way I read the headline

 
mom_dropped_me 2009-05-30 09:42:32 PM  
thenateman: He's not getting these girls because of his huge dick. NSFW (new window)

/Yes that links to a picture of the old man naked.


Grower. Not a show-er. Learn it.

 
CreepyBasementGuy 2009-05-30 09:44:21 PM  
thenateman: The girlfriend:


The wife:


This guy's my hero.


The wife is WAY hotter than the girlfriend tho.

What is this guy? An Italian Bill Clinton?

/lol

 
Ral 2009-05-30 09:48:06 PM  
moothemagiccow: I LOLed at the headline, but what 18 year old girls would want to hang out with that old freak?

He's the Premier of Italy. Money and power.

What's interesting to me about this guy is that there is so much scandal around...a fondness for young women (of legal age, mind you). I fail to see what the big deal is. I'd be worried about the guy if he claimed to be straight and wasn't interesting in young ladies.



 
lizyrd 2009-05-30 09:54:15 PM  
MMMM. Neapolitan.

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2009-05-30 10:02:06 PM  
moothemagiccow: he wife in her 60s looks 45 at worst.

The wife is 52.

 
SirEattonHogg 2009-05-30 10:06:33 PM  
CreepyBasementGuy Quote 2009-05-30 09:44:21 PM

What is this guy? An Italian Bill Clinton?


Both are politicians caught cheating on their wives with a young girl. There the similarity ends.

Monica Lewinsky versus Noemi Letizia (the 18year old)?

IMHO, The difference between a Ford Tempo and a Ferrari Testarossa.

 
Goodfella 2009-05-30 10:33:26 PM  
SirEattonHogg: CreepyBasementGuy Quote 2009-05-30 09:44:21 PM

What is this guy? An Italian Bill Clinton?

Both are politicians caught cheating on their wives with a young girl. There the similarity ends.

Monica Lewinsky versus Noemi Letizia (the 18year old)?

IMHO, The difference between a Ford Tempo and a Ferrari Testarossa.




I'd say Lewinski was more of an Aztek than a Tempo.

 
BMulligan 2009-05-30 10:33:58 PM  
You know, aside from the fact that he attracts undeniably hot women, this man is utterly without redeeming qualities. I have never understood why he gets better press in the States than oh, say, Hugo Chavez.

 
Obdicut [TotalFark] 2009-05-30 10:45:43 PM  
BMulligan: You know, aside from the fact that he attracts undeniably hot women, this man is utterly without redeeming qualities. I have never understood why he gets better press in the States than oh, say, Hugo Chavez.

Americans are actually pretty fond of Fascists. It's a side effect of the "OMG socialists!" hysteria.

 
CaptainFatass 2009-05-30 10:47:01 PM  
BMulligan: You know, aside from the fact that he attracts undeniably hot women, this man is utterly without redeeming qualities. I have never understood why he gets better press in the States than oh, say, Hugo Chavez.

What, exactly, is your gripe with him? The Italian people seem comfortable enough with him that they keep him in office. What, exactly, would you tell them that would persuade them otherwise? Is it that his politics differ from yours? Because, by God, if they knew that, they would think otherwise!

 
Terryg999 2009-05-30 10:51:04 PM  
moothemagiccow: I LOLed at the headline, but what 18 year old girls would want to hang out with that old freak?

The girl in the photo looks 35 and the wife in her 60s looks 45 at worst. I'd stick with the old bag, but then again Im not farking loaded


Maybe looking at this problem from another perspective will help .

www.pollsb.com

 
The creepy hot dj guy. 2009-05-30 10:55:21 PM  
There is nothing to fap to here. WTF guys?

 
Satanic_Hamster 2009-05-30 11:05:31 PM  
BMulligan: You know, aside from the fact that he attracts undeniably hot women, this man is utterly without redeeming qualities. I have never understood why he gets better press in the States than oh, say, Hugo Chavez.

Eh. He hasn't done that much that interests the US. Most of the his coverage have to do with the antics of his personal life and objectification of women (including his naming of attractive women with no qualifications to cabinet positions). As far as I know, he doesn't really reference or call out the US that much like, say, Chavez does.

 
DrCyclops 2009-05-30 11:10:06 PM  
"The 72-year-old Berlusconi's wife, Veronica Lario, announced a few weeks ago that she was seeking a divorce, in part because of what she lamented was her husband's infatuation with young women."

She says that like it's abnormal or something.

 
bmb_789 2009-05-30 11:17:20 PM  
Terryg999: moothemagiccow: I LOLed at the headline, but what 18 year old girls would want to hang out with that old freak?

The girl in the photo looks 35 and the wife in her 60s looks 45 at worst. I'd stick with the old bag, but then again Im not farking loaded

Maybe looking at this problem from another perspective will help .


Perspective you say...
www.demotivateus.com

 
HighOnCraic 2009-05-30 11:37:27 PM  
CaptainFatass: BMulligan: You know, aside from the fact that he attracts undeniably hot women, this man is utterly without redeeming qualities. I have never understood why he gets better press in the States than oh, say, Hugo Chavez.

What, exactly, is your gripe with him? The Italian people seem comfortable enough with him that they keep him in office. What, exactly, would you tell them that would persuade them otherwise? Is it that his politics differ from yours? Because, by God, if they knew that, they would think otherwise!


Well, it's easy to be popular when you own nearly every media outlet.

 
MuadDib [TotalFark] 2009-05-30 11:58:12 PM  
Goodfella: SirEattonHogg: CreepyBasementGuy Quote 2009-05-30 09:44:21 PM

What is this guy? An Italian Bill Clinton?

Both are politicians caught cheating on their wives with a young girl. There the similarity ends.

Monica Lewinsky versus Noemi Letizia (the 18year old)?

IMHO, The difference between a Ford Tempo and a Ferrari Testarossa.

I'd say Lewinski was more of an Aztek than a Tempo.



Dodge Caravan v. Dodge Viper

 
MuadDib [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 12:05:32 AM  
img32.imageshack.us

Every day and twice on Sunday.

 
Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor 2009-05-31 12:08:46 AM  
Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's.

 
LewDux 2009-05-31 12:20:25 AM  
Shut up haters. He's not a crook, he earned everything he got

 
StoneColdAtheist 2009-05-31 12:22:49 AM  
The creepy hot dj guy.: There is nothing to fap to here. WTF guys?

So much THIS.

I come here looking for photos of topless young women, and what do I find? I find a disturbing photo of cleavage and an even more disturbing photo of a young woman with a large zit on the end of her pointed nose.

Oh, and what's with the lowlife Chicana eyebrow pencil?

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 12:23:06 AM  
Hmm I wouldn't kick Veronica Lario out of bed for eating crackers...

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 12:23:56 AM  
LewDux: Shut up haters. He's not a crook, he earned everything he got stole

FTFY

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2009-05-31 12:29:03 AM  
Efferus X: Good lord...that woman is in her seventies?...

Puts an entirely new spin on the word GILF.

/I'd hit it.
//Repeatedly.


no. she was born in 1956

 
moothemagiccow 2009-05-31 12:34:27 AM  
MuadDib: Every day and twice on Sunday.

Ok, but what does her face actually look like? And where are her eyebrows?

 
bionicjoe 2009-05-31 01:02:03 AM  
moothemagiccow: MuadDib: Every day and twice on Sunday.

Ok, but what does her face actually look like? And where are her eyebrows?


I bet her knees are too pointy for you as well.

Hot Italian girls generally look like classy versions of 'Real Housewives of NJ.'

/which is to say, not all that classy

 
CaptainFatass 2009-05-31 01:17:26 AM  
HighOnCraic: CaptainFatass: BMulligan: You know, aside from the fact that he attracts undeniably hot women, this man is utterly without redeeming qualities. I have never understood why he gets better press in the States than oh, say, Hugo Chavez.

What, exactly, is your gripe with him? The Italian people seem comfortable enough with him that they keep him in office. What, exactly, would you tell them that would persuade them otherwise? Is it that his politics differ from yours? Because, by God, if they knew that, they would think otherwise!

Well, it's easy to be popular when you own nearly every media outlet.


Seriously? Even if your claim is true [by the way, citation needed], do you really think that people have no ability to decide for themselves? The Italians have proven that they know how to deal with heavy-handed leaders (see: Mussolini), are you really claiming that this current gy has them all hypmotized?

 
dreadprophet 2009-05-31 01:33:49 AM  
Shiat, Berlusconi's a pimp. Why are they trying to cockblock him?

If he wants to bang 18 year olds in his private home, that's his business.

 
SmitetheRighteous 2009-05-31 02:19:53 AM  
I swear, if you carved Berlusconi's head into one of those classical busts, he'd look just like an old school Roman emperor.

 
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