I love the hate mail of the week.
fricking hillarious

sooooooo, this leads to an idea
we need a fark, nuts of the week thread
with postings from both extremes ...
hell, we could have 2 threads
one of the right and one for the left
collect the most insane bullshiat posted in each thread,
with voting goodness

Man, the schadenfreude in that Kos link is so delicious.

Those are pretty good. I have some real beauties. Typically I ignore them or engage them rationally until the hate mailer spooges out with hysterics and nonsense.

Here's a scan of my all time fave:

So the left is driving partisan division to new heights, so they increase their partisan attacks to levels not seen since the 1800 election, which was a level of nasty I don't think we're reached yet. The right is driving us closer every day though.

POAC: Here's a scan of my all time fave:

that's a classic.

Glasgowsfinest: POAC: Here's a scan of my all time fave:

that's a classic.

Yeah. It's on my wall now. Here's one I got very recently. I actually decided to respond to this one. I'll post the whole exchange. I haven't altered anything, but obviously the Fark filter will.

Hate Mailer: you guys are guilty of all the things you try to make the other guy look bad for. your communistic ways are bankrupting this nation and deteriorating our national security. since the rise of the obama administration I've north korea reverse its reversal on it nuclear program and is now telling the world it want to achieve nuclear weapons. the economy only got better for a few weeks after obama's signing of the stimulus bill, now its even worse! speaking of stimulus bill...where's the money? I've seen nothing new happening, no new construction projects. I'm actually seeing them being canceled week after week. we are now USSA, property of china. so i thank you left wing liberals who have sold us to the Chinese for destroying this nation.

Me: And all that in less than a 100 days. Witness the great efficiency of our communistic ways!

Hate Mailer: i really think that history class is one class that liberals avoid. if would pay attention during those classes...communism is baaadd!

***
It was at this point I figured I'd just let go on him. I had to handle stuff like this politely for a year as i was running for office. I'm not campaigning any more so...
***

Me: So you're recommending further education for me while you can barely string together a coherent sentence?

"since the rise of the obama administration I've north korea reverse its reversal on it nuclear program and is now telling the world it want to achieve nuclear weapons."

What the hell is that? Are you typing with your dick?

I'll tell you what. You take a basic English course and I'll continue my higher education in political science and history.

You see, it's like this: Good governance requires getting stupid
people to support smart things. This is where people like myself come in. For ten years I've been documenting abuses of power and lies in the media with solid irrefutable evidence in the hope of enlightening some of the lesser educated among us. People like yourself. And those who resist the facts I present have nothing to respond with except "Hurrr durrrrr comminizm!".

For fark's sake shut the fark up. You lost. Get over it. The adults are in charge now and we're going to fix your mess. Of course people like yourself are going to fight against it. You're going to cry and whine and point fingers and write poorly formatted abominations of the English language to people who have no interest in your pathetically expressed opinions.

Hate Mailer: oh ill admit obama has one for now but people will realize. and its online writing i dont give a fark about proper writing. i like how you have to resort to little simple things like that and swearing for a political come back. well i dont have you talk to you anymore. bye comrade!

Wow. Funny, POAC.

POAC: Hate Mailer: oh ill admit obama has one for now but people will realize. and its online writing i dont give a fark about proper writing. i like how you have to resort to little simple things like that and swearing for a political come back. well i dont have you talk to you anymore. bye comrade!

HA! Because typing apostrophes, capitalizing names and spelling the word w-o-n instead of o-n-e is such a HUGE time consumer!

What a dumbass.

GAT_00: So the left is driving partisan division to new heights, so they increase their partisan attacks to levels not seen since the 1800 election, which was a level of nasty I don't think we're reached yet. The right is driving us closer every day though.

Good reference. It definitely has not gotten that far yet but that is only because a short fat guy wouldn't dare run for president nowadays.

I am reminded more of the period from 1935-38 as far as one party completely falling off the deep end into self-imposed irrelevance for the sake of "ideological purity.'

However, Bob Taft was infinitely more intelligent than Caribou Barbie, the current ideologically-correct GOP savior.

That Father Joe character was that era's version of Rush -- the original right-wing radio clown. When asked who FDR thought the most dangerous man in America was, he answered that number one was Douglas MacArthur and Father Joe two. Turns out he was right about Mac, though it wasn't until the early 50's that it really manifested itself.

namatad: sooooooo, this leads to an idea
we need a fark, nuts of the week thread
with postings from both extremes ...
hell, we could have 2 threads
one of the right and one for the left
collect the most insane bullshiat posted in each thread,
with voting goodness

POAC: Those are pretty good. I have some real beauties. Typically I ignore them or engage them rationally until the hate mailer spooges out with hysterics and nonsense.

I sometimes get really bizarre, unintentionally hilarious responses whenever I decide to liven up dull threads with eyebrow-raising but somewhat vague comments. Then I sit back and watch as people misinterpret said comments and dogpile on me for posting them. Making comments about "liters" really whips these people into a frenzy. Most hilarious are the self-righteous hypocrites who don't realize that they're doing the same thing they've accused me of doing.

Here's another fun one:

Hate Mailer: I've noticed that you like to accuse Bush of being fascist. Well, here's my rebuttal:

1. Liberals are not opposed to nationalism. Go to any one of their rallies and you will find flags and banners praising Cuba, Venezuela, Palestine, and Lebanon. Of course, libs hate American patriotism.

2. If liberals support human rights, they have a funny way of showing it. They support Castro and Kim Jong Il, the persecution of Christians and Jews, and Islamofascism.

3. Liberals blame the following for everything: Jews, Christians, heterosexuals, conservatives, capitalists, the military, gun owners...

4. Democrats supported military supremacy in Kosovo. Of course, war is not the solution unless you're a Democrat!

5. Liberals support sexism, through Title IX, quota systems, heterophobia, pro-abortion propaganda, and radical feminism. (Yes, Hitler was pro-abortion and so was Planned Parenthood founder Margaret Sanger.)

6. Democrats control the media. Otherwise, we wouldn't have had the CBS fake documents, Newsweek Koran desecration hoax, and Reuters fauxtoshopping scandal.

7. Democrats are obsessed with national security. They want to get rid of it.

8. Libs whine about religion, but not when Democrats like Hillary Clinton make speeches in churches. And what about REVEREND Al Sharpton?

9. Democrats have served as board members and stockholders of Coke (Deval Patrick) and Wal-Mart (Teresa Heinz). As for the media, how many of the libs' favorite networks are owned by another big company (Time Warner owns CNN)?

10. Labor power is suppressed by...labor power. It's the undoing of the left that shows why union are no longer respected, with all their numerous scandals.

11. Liberals hate intellectuals like Condoleeza Rice, Daniel Pipes, the Danish cartoonists, and Lawrence Summers. Liberals want to get rid of any art or media that is the least bit pro-America or doesn't go the way Hollywood wants it.

12. Liberals rally for the release of gangbangers, cop-killers, and terrorists. Liberals also want lighter sentences for child molestors.

13. Corruption and cronyism occur in liberalism. The UN is a prime example.

14. Democrats support election fraud: Bribes, voter intimidation, multiple voting, throwing away military votes.

***

Me: You may want to bone up on the actual definition of "liberalism" and try to avoid pundits and propagandists who attribute "liberalism" to anyone or anything that disagrees with Bush.

Also, you really should try to avoid using the word "Islamofascism". It's a nonsense word that makes educated people snicker and only serves to discredit your own argument.

Anywho, if you're ever in the area, stop by and I'll take you out for a drive-through abortion and later we can smoke some dope, burn the flag, and worship Satan.

POAC: Anywho, if you're ever in the area, stop by and I'll take you out for a drive-through abortion and later we can smoke some dope, burn the flag, and worship Satan.

Awesome! Including a trip to a local gay bar wouldn't hurt, either.

Lorelle:
Awesome! Including a trip to a local gay bar wouldn't hurt, either.

I always forget something.

I wonder if any of these are real messages or if Kos users just make them up for yuks. No doubt everyone has blindly accepted their authenticity.

kleppe: I wonder if any of these are real messages or if Kos users just make them up for yuks. No doubt everyone has blindly accepted their authenticity.

As a moderate-to-left on the political spectrum who lives in Texas, a hotbed of conservatism and GOP funland - those letters sound pretty accurate.

How do we fix this country when the debate isn't about policy or similar but rather about reality itself? So many have had their viewpoint so totally skewed that there's almost no hope of getting them to see things in a realistic fashion. You can't even break things down for them and lead them step by step to a better understanding as they knee-jerk back to their old thinking at every chance possible.

kleppe: I wonder if any of these are real messages or if Kos users just make them up for yuks. No doubt everyone has blindly accepted their authenticity.

Have you ever been to Free Republic?

Yes, the Internet has people that crazy. It has many people who are that crazy, and strong ideological convictions (in my observation, reactionary convictions tend to be the case more often and to a further extent than radical convictions) only enhance the craziness.

You can assume that these letters are just trolls and pranksters and people who want to make themselves look good by parodying crazy, violent, hateful idiocy. Or you can look at sites like Free Republic, TV personalities like Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity, radio personalities like Rush Limbaugh and Mike Savage, and print personalities like Ann Coulter and Joseph Farah, and admit that the right wing has some goddamn crazy farking lunatics on its side, both in the various media industries and in the public at large.

Joystk: kleppe: I wonder if any of these are real messages or if Kos users just make them up for yuks. No doubt everyone has blindly accepted their authenticity.

As a moderate-to-left on the political spectrum who lives in Texas, a hotbed of conservatism and GOP funland - those letters sound pretty accurate.

As someone who's read some of kleppe's previous posts, those letters sound pretty accurate.

I'm sure you guys already know the truth about KOS

If not, then sit right back while I tell you the truth....

I just wanted everyone know the truth about what is being fed to you....

Daily Keith Olbermann Show
was created for and by MSNBCu (GE - NBC) in cooperation with Keith Olbermann to have an outlet for "contradiction and validation" (oxymoron) to hype his (their) propaganda.

/The more you ask the more you know
//How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four; calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. Abraham Lincoln

Yawn. Fifty percent fabricated, the rest not even approaching the hilarity of YouTube comments. Pass.

printboy: whaaaaaaaartarded

Please tell me you're being satirical.

printboy: I'm sure you guys already know the truth about KOS

If not, then sit right back while I tell you the truth....

I just wanted everyone know the truth about what is being fed to you....

Daily Keith Olbermann Show
was created for and by MSNBCu (GE - NBC) in cooperation with Keith Olbermann to have an outlet for "contradiction and validation" (oxymoron) to hype his (their) propaganda.

/The more you ask the more you know
//How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four; calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. Abraham Lincoln

[citation needed]



/hotlinked

printboy: I'm sure you guys already know the truth about KOS

If not, then sit right back while I tell you the truth....

I just wanted everyone know the truth about what is being fed to you....

Daily Keith Olbermann Show
was created for and by MSNBCu (GE - NBC) in cooperation with Keith Olbermann to have an outlet for "contradiction and validation" (oxymoron) to hype his (their) propaganda.

/The more you ask the more you know
//How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four; calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. Abraham Lincoln

Catapulting the propaganda, are you?

POAC: Those are pretty good. I have some real beauties. Typically I ignore them or engage them rationally until the hate mailer spooges out with hysterics and nonsense.

Here's a scan of my all time fave:



No, it's not difficult!

Glasgowsfinest: POAC: Here's a scan of my all time fave:

that's a classic.

I dunno. It doesn't really explain how is babby formed.

Bloody William: printboy: whaaaaaaaartarded

Please tell me you're being satirical.

Not satirical. Just Republican.

printboy: I'm sure you guys already know the truth about KOS

If not, then sit right back while I tell you the truth....

I just wanted everyone know the truth about what is being fed to you....

Daily Keith Olbermann Show
was created for and by MSNBCu (GE - NBC) in cooperation with Keith Olbermann to have an outlet for "contradiction and validation" (oxymoron) to hype his (their) propaganda.

/The more you ask the more you know
//How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four; calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. Abraham Lincoln

WELL.. that certainly explains Morning Joe!

I like how you quoted Lincoln, too. Did you know that Sasha Obama does spirographs on his old desk?

/the more you know, you know!

Plus he's a flaming racist.

It's been less than six months since the inauguration and Obama is already a Muslim,, socialist, fascist, atheist, racist, pro abortionist, anti-American, anti-christian, anti-Semitic a white hater and a negro all at once!

Jesus H Christ!

printboy: I'm sure you guys already know the truth about KOS

If not, then sit right back while I tell you the truth....

I just wanted everyone know the truth about what is being fed to you....

Daily Keith Olbermann Show
was created for and by MSNBCu (GE - NBC) in cooperation with Keith Olbermann to have an outlet for "contradiction and validation" (oxymoron) to hype his (their) propaganda.

/The more you ask the more you know
//How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four; calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. Abraham Lincoln

Mmmm... copypasta and WHARRGARBL. Two great tastes that taste great together!

You realize that your little theory has about as much credibility as "Paul Is Dead", don't you?

propasaurus: Joystk: kleppe: I wonder if any of these are real messages or if Kos users just make them up for yuks. No doubt everyone has blindly accepted their authenticity.

As a moderate-to-left on the political spectrum who lives in Texas, a hotbed of conservatism and GOP funland - those letters sound pretty accurate.

As someone who's read some of kleppe's previous posts, those letters sound pretty accurate.

What previous posts are you referring to?

kleppe: propasaurus: Joystk: kleppe: I wonder if any of these are real messages or if Kos users just make them up for yuks. No doubt everyone has blindly accepted their authenticity.

As a moderate-to-left on the political spectrum who lives in Texas, a hotbed of conservatism and GOP funland - those letters sound pretty accurate.

As someone who's read some of kleppe's previous posts, those letters sound pretty accurate.

What previous posts are you referring to?

All of them.

POAC:

Hate Mailer: 5. Liberals support sexism, through Title IX, quota systems, heterophobia, pro-abortion propaganda, and radical feminism. (Yes, Hitler was pro-abortion and so was Planned Parenthood founder Margaret Sanger.)

Um, unless you were "Aryan," in which case you had cash incentives and prestigious awards to encourage reproduction, and were not given the option of abortion. But that's not a fact that supports Wingnutism, so they'll substitute it for their own.



Issued after 1938, the Nazis awarded a bronze cross to women who had four or five children, silver for six or seven, and gold for eight or more.

"You guys are a-holes to the nth degree, driving partisan divisionism to new heights."

I'd agree with this comment provided it was directed at all political blogs instead of just one. But I'm guessing he singled out DailyKos to point his grubby little finger at, and completely failed to see the self-incriminating irony.

I'm pretty sure any psychologist would have a field day with most Republicans. The projection and delusions have to be a symptom of some personality disorder.

/sponsored link?

kleppe: I wonder if any of these are real messages or if Kos users just make them up for yuks. No doubt everyone has blindly accepted their authenticity.

You sound like someone who would write one of those messages. Congrats, you're stupid.

printboy: Daily Keith Olbermann Show
was created for and by MSNBCu (GE - NBC) in cooperation with Keith Olbermann to have an outlet for "contradiction and validation" (oxymoron) to hype his (their) propaganda.

What in the fark does that even mean? Also a search shows no MSNBC or DK results for that phrase.

This from Kos. One of the few reasonable political sites on the web regardless of the the political persuasion.

That man used to be a Republican -- *that* is all the truth of this stuff.

"you guys are a-holes to the nth degree, driving partisan divisionism to new heights."

Not untrue.

DarnoKonrad: This from Kos. One of the few reasonable political sites on the web regardless of the the political persuasion.

THIS

They have a good bit of bias in their posts, but the things they discuss almost always include a link to a reputable news source or to a youtube clip of a TV news show.

Antonio_Talibanderas: kleppe: propasaurus: Joystk: kleppe: I wonder if any of these are real messages or if Kos users just make them up for yuks. No doubt everyone has blindly accepted their authenticity.

As a moderate-to-left on the political spectrum who lives in Texas, a hotbed of conservatism and GOP funland - those letters sound pretty accurate.

As someone who's read some of kleppe's previous posts, those letters sound pretty accurate.

What previous posts are you referring to?

All of them.


His grammar is better. You have to give him that.

Puh-lease. Read a thread on Daily Kos and a thread on Free Republic and tell me with a straight face that Freepers are saner than Kossacks.

elchip: Puh-lease. Read a thread on Daily Kos and a thread on Free Republic and tell me with a straight face that Freepers are saner than Kossacks.

That doesn't make kos types sane. You're setting the bar real high there.

BackAssward: kleppe: I wonder if any of these are real messages or if Kos users just make them up for yuks. No doubt everyone has blindly accepted their authenticity.

You sound like someone who would write one of those messages. Congrats, you're stupid.

I'm stupid because I didn't unquestioningly accept the veracity of letters allegedly sent to a partisan website that make the opposition party look bad?

Oh, okay then.

themindiswatching: I'm pretty sure any psychologist would have a field day with most Republicans. The projection and delusions have to be a symptom of some personality disorder.

/sponsored link?

Republicanism will be listed in the next DSM.

Lionel Mandrake: POAC:

Hate Mailer: 5. Liberals support sexism, through Title IX, quota systems, heterophobia, pro-abortion propaganda, and radical feminism. (Yes, Hitler was pro-abortion and so was Planned Parenthood founder Margaret Sanger.)

Um, unless you were "Aryan," in which case you had cash incentives and prestigious awards to encourage reproduction, and were not given the option of abortion. But that's not a fact that supports Wingnutism, so they'll substitute it for their own.



Issued after 1938, the Nazis awarded a bronze cross to women who had four or five children, silver for six or seven, and gold for eight or more.

I live in Texas.
I work with a guy who has 8 children. He is very much so a Republican. He attends a bible church. He is constantly making jokes about them Mexicans breeding like rats and needing to go back where they came from. In his head it seems that White Christians breeding like rodents are a ok. Mexicans who breed like Catholics are disgusting.
Isn't that odd?

kleppe: BackAssward: kleppe: I wonder if any of these are real messages or if Kos users just make them up for yuks. No doubt everyone has blindly accepted their authenticity.

You sound like someone who would write one of those messages. Congrats, you're stupid.

I'm stupid because I didn't unquestioningly accept the veracity of letters allegedly sent to a partisan website that make the opposition party look bad?

Oh, okay then.

No you are stupid for assuming it matters one way or the other.

rbabe1485: Lionel Mandrake: POAC:

Hate Mailer: 5. Liberals support sexism, through Title IX, quota systems, heterophobia, pro-abortion propaganda, and radical feminism. (Yes, Hitler was pro-abortion and so was Planned Parenthood founder Margaret Sanger.)

Um, unless you were "Aryan," in which case you had cash incentives and prestigious awards to encourage reproduction, and were not given the option of abortion. But that's not a fact that supports Wingnutism, so they'll substitute it for their own.



Issued after 1938, the Nazis awarded a bronze cross to women who had four or five children, silver for six or seven, and gold for eight or more.

I live in Texas.
I work with a guy who has 8 children. He is very much so a Republican. He attends a bible church. He is constantly making jokes about them Mexicans breeding like rats and needing to go back where they came from. In his head it seems that White Christians breeding like rodents are a ok. Mexicans who breed like Catholics are disgusting.
Isn't that odd?

Sounds like it has more to do with where he is from than his religion or political affiliation.

Sandelaphon: Republicanism will be listed in the next DSM.

It's already there, it's a combination of Delusional Disorder (297.1) and Paranoid Personality Disorder (301.00)

kleppe: BackAssward: kleppe: I wonder if any of these are real messages or if Kos users just make them up for yuks. No doubt everyone has blindly accepted their authenticity.

You sound like someone who would write one of those messages. Congrats, you're stupid.

I'm stupid because I didn't unquestioningly accept the veracity of letters allegedly sent to a partisan website that make the opposition party look bad?

Oh, okay then.

http://www.freerepublic.com
http://www.hillaryis44.org

Yes, it's SO unrealistic to believe those letters came from honest-to-god right wingers.

I wonder how much of that mail they wrote themselves. All of it? I can't think that many conservative minded people would bother writing that shiathole of a web site.