Not with that eyeliner she doesn't, looks kind a like the Joker.

Baggins: Not with that eyeliner she doesn't, looks kind a like the Joker.

I thought that was the point.

I would still like to see them tongue lash each other.

Taylor who?

So you're either implying that Taylor Swift is actually competing with Miley Cyrus, or that the media coverage of Amy Winehouse has been grossly inaccurate.

what? no taylor swift pics?

And she doesn't use Autotune, either.

IT'S MILEY!

/nothing

FTA: "I'm not going to be the one to overthink it."

Never has a truer statement been made.

I think the only mature way to handle this argument is to post as many pictures of each that we can find so that we may truly compare their talents. It's the only way to be sure...

But can they compete with Hannah Montana?

One has talent, one doesn't.

Well in my mind they are the best of friends. They laugh and giggle, they share secrets, and then the pillowfights start....

Taylor Swift needs to get naked and sit on my lap. I'll take it from there.

umm... disappointed. I'm not saying anything more.

I'm gonna sound like a jerk here but neither one of these girls is very attractive.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know: objectification and none of us can do much of anything about our genetic make-up, etc. etc.

Well, I'm guy and I'm just pointing it out.

Wentzbag: Well in my mind they are the best of friends. They laugh and giggle, they share secrets, and then the pillowfights start....

I like the way you think.

You can have dirty thoughts about Taylor Swift without getting a visit from Chris Hansen.

Church mice are quiet

Judges are sober

(Taylor Swift is frigging weird)

Clash City Farker: One has talent, one doesn't.

I think you've over-estimated by at least one. Maybe more.

Anyone ever see Taylor Swift perform live? I've caught her on a few talk shows, and the girl has worse pitch than Carlos Silva. This isn't helped by the fact that she's all up there stomping around in her stupid boots like she's positively rocking out and kicking ass while she's busy sucking out loud.

And boy...You can really tell she's all about the music and not the image by that ridiculous rhinestone dip't guitar she hacks away at. I'm sure having ten pounds of rocks glued to your soundboard can't possibly affect the resonance of the wood and negatively ipmact the quality of the sound. Yeah, she TOTALLY got signed for her songwriting.

But at least she's stupid hot, so she pretty much wins out over Mona Arizona, or whatever the hell her name is. That girl has a face like a thumb with a wig on it.

I don't like Taylor Swift's music but This (not a rickroll) (new window) is awesome.

Swift is hot, Cyrus is not. Swift sucks live(heh! heh!) but makes good studio bubblegum music. Cyrus puts on a good show and(in my opinion)makes better bubblegum music. That's as fair as I can be.

Carth: I don't like Taylor Swift's music but This (not a rickroll) (new window) is awesome.

Does anyone actually still rickroll anymore?

Taylor Swift is this generation's Shania Twain. You watch her videos with the sound off.

bingethinker: Taylor Swift is this generation's Shania Twain. You watch her videos with the sound off.

I actually like alot of Shanias songs off the first couple albums.

bingethinker: Taylor Swift is this generation's Shania Twain. You watch her videos with the sound off.

Theres no way Swifts videos can be anywhere near as hot as Shanias videos.

Carth: I don't like Taylor Swift's music but This (not a rickroll) (new window) is awesome.

That was pretty cool, except the part at about 1:00 where you can hear the guy on the cello spanking it. Not sure if he repeats it, as I have not watched the entire thing yet.

Niveras: you can hear the guy on the cello spanking it

lol

Swift's first song is the reason I stopped referring to it as the "music industry" and started calling it the "autotune industry".

She sounds like a frickin' Dalek.

februarymakeup: Church mice are quiet
Judges are sober
(Taylor Swift is frigging weird)

And your point is?

Theres no way Swifts videos can be anywhere near as hot as Shanias videos.

True. We may have to wait a few years on that.

In the interests of full disclosure I feel I should point out that if any of the three teenaged girls mentioned in the article (Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez) wanted to touch my penis, I'd totally let them.


\\Canadian
\\\Age of Consent is 16 up here.

bingethinker: Theres no way Swifts videos can be anywhere near as hot as Shanias videos.

True. We may have to wait a few years on that.

theres no way swift ever gets as hot as shania. especially the shania back then. She'll especially never get the boobage shania had/has.

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"face like a thumb with a wig on it."

Damn, that's awesome! I'm using that at the next available opportunity.

Taylor Swift sounds like a porn name.