And uh, submitter was trolling for articles about Miley Cyrus' male model boyfriend?

Even if you are a chick, that's gay.

/And I am only here because submitter needs to be told they're an idiot.

^^^^^^
GAY.

This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth.

I wonder if he's off...to Haiti.

Eh - he's just a dude. Why would I begrudge him anything? He doesn't have to be a genius. If he starts pretending he's something he's not, fine. But seriously - he's just a dude.

TehNacho: And uh, submitter was trolling for articles about Miley Cyrus' male model boyfriend?

Even if you are a chick, that's gay.

/And I am only here because submitter needs to be told they're an idiot.

It was on the list of "Quickies" on Celebslam where they consolidate 10-15 entertainment links with quick descriptions. Easiest place to find greenlinkable Entertainment links.

/subby

I'm afraid to watch for fear of becoming stupid. Gay. No, stupid.

Wake me up before you go go

Myself, I'm still disturbed that a wad of Billy Ray Cyrus' genetic material has attained both sentience and popularity.

He's just a guy. A guy with a dream.

/he doesn't know what that means.
//God weaves his shirts...

Lionel Mandrake: He's just a guy. A guy with a dream.

/he doesn't know what that means.
//God weaves his shirts...

All right...someone get to photoshoppin'.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: TehNacho: And uh, submitter was trolling for articles about Miley Cyrus' male model boyfriend?

Even if you are a chick, that's gay.

/And I am only here because submitter needs to be told they're an idiot.

It was on the list of "Quickies" on Celebslam where they consolidate 10-15 entertainment links with quick descriptions. Easiest place to find greenlinkable Entertainment links.

/subby

LOL oh crap

You called my bluff!

/slinks away from thread

Merman.....MERMAN

Orange Mocha Frappuccino!

reminds me of K-fed.

Hobodeluxe: reminds me of K-fed.

Really? K-Fed seemed like a supreme d-bag. This guy just seems like a pretty boy.

TehNacho: And uh, submitter was trolling for articles about Miley Cyrus' male model boyfriend?

Even if you are a chick, that's gay.

/And I am only here because submitter needs to be told they're an idiot.

You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite....you aren't.

TehNacho: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: TehNacho: And uh, submitter was trolling for articles about Miley Cyrus' male model boyfriend?

Even if you are a chick, that's gay.

/And I am only here because submitter needs to be told they're an idiot.

It was on the list of "Quickies" on Celebslam where they consolidate 10-15 entertainment links with quick descriptions. Easiest place to find greenlinkable Entertainment links.

/subby

LOL oh crap

You called my bluff!

/slinks away from thread

It's ok, I'll still respect you in the morning.

He barely rates a 3.5 on the Tom Arnold Golddigger Scale.

There's a gas station on Lamar, just south of Barton Springs Road, where the night clerk can often be found standing outside smoking. He often stands off to the side of the building, as if the extra five feet of distance from the pumps makes it all that much safer. Nice dude, though.

So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shiat, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

bighasbeen: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shiat, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

Sting is a big hero of mine. I don't listen to his music, but the fact that he's making it - I respect that.

I'm not ashamed to admit that Zoolander is one of my favorite movies. I also liked Signs and The Village.

IT'S STILL A FELONY!

Hetfield: I'm not ashamed to admit that Zoolander is one of my favorite movies. I also liked Signs and The Village.

I liked all three of those. Not sure I'd call any among my favorites though.

DarthBrooks: He barely rates a 3.5 on the Tom Arnold Golddigger Scale.

The things I would do to/for Rosanne for fifty million.

Rannuci: There's a gas station on Lamar, just south of Barton Springs Road, where the night clerk can often be found standing outside smoking. He often stands off to the side of the building, as if the extra five feet of distance from the pumps makes it all that much safer. Nice dude, though.

I don't think most people here will know where Lamar just south of Barton Springs road is.

/Just sayin....

God does not weave shirts, he's too busy playing dice.

DamnYankees: I liked all three of those. Not sure I'd call any among my favorites though.

Aw, glad I'm not alone! I started to feel a bit like an outcast.

DarthBrooks: He barely rates a 3.5 on the Tom Arnold Golddigger Scale.

That man has crazy eyes. Like "aliens told me to eat nothing but toothpaste, sleep in a tinfoil sleeping bag, and mail pipebombs to Abe Vigoda because he's the Antichrist" kind of crazy.

DamnYankees: bighasbeen: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shiat, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

Sting is a big hero of mine. I don't listen to his music, but the fact that he's making it - I respect that.

There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".

This thread is now a Zoolander quote thread.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend.

muck4doo: Rannuci: There's a gas station on Lamar, just south of Barton Springs Road, where the night clerk can often be found standing outside smoking. He often stands off to the side of the building, as if the extra five feet of distance from the pumps makes it all that much safer. Nice dude, though.

I don't think most people here will know where Lamar just south of Barton Springs road is.

/Just sayin....

I know I don't, but maybe this is the gas station in question. (new window)

/Google Maps is your friend

muck4doo: Rannuci: There's a gas station on Lamar, just south of Barton Springs Road, where the night clerk can often be found standing outside smoking. He often stands off to the side of the building, as if the extra five feet of distance from the pumps makes it all that much safer. Nice dude, though.

I don't think most people here will know where Lamar just south of Barton Springs road is.

/Just sayin....

Austin TX, or ATX as the 'sters call it.

Lamar south of BSR is deep in idiotland - beautiful, gorgeous, promiscuous, sex mad... idiots.

bighasbeen: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shiat, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

Cool story, Hansel!

dahmers love zombie: This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth.

I wonder if he's off...to Haiti.

Not Haiti. Tahiti.


/Crockett and Tubbs? They're floating!

Rannuci: There's a gas station on Lamar, just south of Barton Springs Road, where the night clerk can often be found standing outside smoking. He often stands off to the side of the building, as if the extra five feet of distance from the pumps makes it all that much safer. Nice dude, though.

Cool story, bro.

mercator_psi: IT'S STILL A FELONY!

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

/chicken tetrazini.

The only person that would be surprised that Miley Cyrus has a really dumb boyfriend is someone who's never seen her being interviewed.

But why male models?

Hetfield: This thread is now a Zoolander quote thread.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

Ordell: He's hittin' that and not going to jail. Can't be too dumb.

Does it really matter if he's dumb?

This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth.

We finally sent Paris Hilton into space?

IT'S STILL A FELONY!

Not in my state. Here it's just poor taste in girls.

Sorry, Maury. I'm not a gymnast

After hearing how he feels about his shirt, I'm no longer worried about him dating an underage girl. He should not be left alone with underage boys, however.

/Though for him, I bet wealthy middle-aged men are juuuust right.

Rannuci: There's a gas station on Lamar, just south of Barton Springs Road, where the night clerk can often be found standing outside smoking. He often stands off to the side of the building, as if the extra five feet of distance from the pumps makes it all that much safer. Nice dude, though.

Yeah, I used to get a pack there every day on my way to work, and I got in the habit of parking out towards Lamar just so he would have time to put it out before I got to the door.

Still work close to there and expect to hear the boom anytime now.

Sounds like they're perfect for each other.

Where do I begin.

I LOL'D. But seriously, if you're afraid of people being mean to you on Twitter, then don't have Twitter.

That thing about god making a wife beater and sending it down to him is comedy gold. I bet his mom had him wearing a helmet as a kid.