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(Daily Mail) Spiffy Katy Perry. Bondage gear. Photo shoot. Martian podiatrist. Fiddler crab. No farkers. Will read. This part. Of the headline. Wheat germ. Pileated woodpecker. String theory   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 139
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Your_Huckleberry [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 10:33:42 AM  
Not a big fan of her music.

Am a fan of those photos.

 
Harvey Birdman 2009-05-28 10:38:13 AM  
My pants fit funny.

 
I'm Not from Here [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 10:53:52 AM  
What a Martian podiatrist might look like:

snarkerati.com

 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 10:57:56 AM  
Normally the bondage-gear look strikes me as trying way too hard, but DAMN.

/makes repertoire of tex avery faces

 
stonner [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 11:22:21 AM  
wow, ooo, a strappy leotard... that's so incredibly kinky, oh and she's standing in a ladder guard that looks like a cage but isn't... oooo...

Get back to me when she's in a spreader bar, gasmask, and shibari. :)

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 11:45:10 AM  
I am impressed with her figure. Her breasts are ample and her legs seem to lead straight to her vagina.

 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 11:57:06 AM  
stonner: Get back to me when she's in a spreader bar, gasmask, and shibari. :)

Picky, picky.

 
ne2d [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 12:38:09 PM  
String theory is a bunch of BS.

 
necropoultryac 2009-05-28 01:05:58 PM  
The damn headline was like a Talking Heads song.

 
Beatle_Matt [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 01:16:29 PM  
She's like a less clever, but WAY more hawt Lily Allen.

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 01:27:19 PM  
I hope she doesn't misspell when she types.
I'd hate to have to get out my red sharpie.

 
kmmontandon [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 01:33:36 PM  
Oooooh, string theory. *perks up*

 
Lollipop165 2009-05-28 01:33:51 PM  
She has great legs but I'm not a fan of her's.

 
Hugh_Janus 2009-05-28 01:33:51 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: I am impressed with her figure. Her breasts are ample and her legs seem to lead straight to her vagina.

Funny, thats exactly where my penis leads up to.

/wish I had a shot with her

 
Belltower 2009-05-28 01:34:09 PM  
stonner: Get back to me when she's in a spreader bar, gasmask, and shibari. :)

Ok, but you'll have to give me a couple of hours.

/already posted the sparkly dress at the bottom to the previous KP article

 
Banacek 2009-05-28 01:35:23 PM  
I think she's pretty, but she seems devoid of any real sexuality.

 
Psumek 2009-05-28 01:35:30 PM  
So she kissed a girl and she liked it....but if you won't go downtown then no thank you!

 
stevie1der 2009-05-28 01:35:46 PM  
disappointed with the lack of string theory discussion thus far...

 
Cervantes3773 2009-05-28 01:36:44 PM  
Consider this thread... bookmarked!

 
Bob Ondeeznuts 2009-05-28 01:37:25 PM  
Link (new window)

Oblig.

 
miscreant 2009-05-28 01:37:44 PM  
Gulper Eel: Picky, picky.

Isn't that what fetishism is all about?

 
whistleridge [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 01:37:52 PM  
Banacek: I think she's pretty, but she seems devoid of any real sexuality.

This.

Her pics seem oddly subdued, given the highly provacative attire that she is usually wearing.

 
ColSanders 2009-05-28 01:39:32 PM  
WANT!!!

She looks like the dominatrix chick from Madworld.

 
epyonyx 2009-05-28 01:40:26 PM  
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DeltaX 2009-05-28 01:40:51 PM  
I'd let the Mrs. watch me hit it, take pictures, and I'd brag about it to the judge at the divorce hearing.

/dayumm!

 
bluorangefyre 2009-05-28 01:40:59 PM  
Who submitted this, William Shatner?

 
Psumek 2009-05-28 01:42:18 PM  
stonner: oh and she's standing in a ladder guard that looks like a cage but isn't... oooo...

Get back to me when she's in a spreader bar, gasmask, and shibari


I'm frightened to look up a shibari at work.

/the other two...yes please

 
machinesquad 2009-05-28 01:43:03 PM  
Boom goes the dynamite. (my crotch is the dynamite)

 
ChrisPC 2009-05-28 01:45:33 PM  
Apparently, she's trying to outdo Lady Gaga in these photos. She's doing a very good job.

 
PolloDiablo [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 01:48:49 PM  
Between these and the Olivia Munn photoshoots they've run the past, I think I've just been sold a subscription to Complex.

 
oi_piss_me_off [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 01:49:08 PM  
i don't understand string theory, it's so convoluted.

/Katy Perry looks like Zoey Deschanel

 
stonner [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 01:49:23 PM  
Psumek: stonner: oh and she's standing in a ladder guard that looks like a cage but isn't... oooo...

Get back to me when she's in a spreader bar, gasmask, and shibari

I'm frightened to look up a shibari at work.

/the other two...yes please


It's perfectly safe as long as you don't GIS it. And as long as you don't click on any of the links.

Especially not the Wikipedia one. Whoa!

 
Why Would I Read the Article 2009-05-28 01:49:49 PM  
Now what is this I'm hearing about string theory?

 
Belltower 2009-05-28 01:49:51 PM  
Psumek: I'm frightened to look up a shibari at work.

Basically artistic bondage, preferably with few or no knots.

/either that, or it's some kind of sushi

 
schattenteufel [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 01:49:57 PM  
No words can express my love for the photographer who convinced her to do this shoot.

 
Belltower 2009-05-28 01:51:28 PM  
Psumek: So she kissed a girl and she liked it....but if you won't go downtown then no thank you!

As long as the hands roam and lips roam some, I'd be satisfied with a FMF that way.

 
Rocktacula 2009-05-28 01:53:32 PM  
Personally I find String Theory fun, but prefer Quantum Chemistry to Physics.

Specifically the Born-Oppenheimer Approximation.

 
mattymo 2009-05-28 01:54:43 PM  
came here for this....

th05.deviantart.com


/disappointed

 
hulk hogan meat shoes 2009-05-28 01:54:49 PM  
I can tell with around 96% accuracy if a chick likes it in the ass, and Katy Perry is a girl who LOVES it in the ass.

 
Alphax 2009-05-28 01:55:37 PM  
Never heard her sing, but that's a rockin bod. Dayum!

 
Skylenorman [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 01:57:20 PM  
What's the point in being attracted to her anymore? She isn't into casual sex. You'd have to put up with a relationship...

 
Quasar [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 01:57:45 PM  
I'd rather have Zooey Deschanel in a burqha.

 
Alphax 2009-05-28 01:58:33 PM  
Skylenorman: What's the point in being attracted to her anymore? She isn't into casual sex. You'd have to put up with a relationship...

I'm willing to try.

 
Cbrusky 2009-05-28 01:58:37 PM  
Rocktacula: Personally I find String Theory fun, but prefer Quantum Chemistry to Physics.

Specifically the Born-Oppenheimer Approximation.


Everyone loves the B-O Approximation...then charge transfer arrives and ruins everything....

 
degreeless 2009-05-28 02:00:21 PM  
i13.photobucket.com

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 02:01:18 PM  
When did they start making bondage gear that looks like one-piece swimsuits?

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 02:02:47 PM  
She looks a bit like the second Silk Spectre from Watchmen in those pictures.

Not a bad thing, mind you...

 
h2oincfs 2009-05-28 02:03:13 PM  
1. That is not bondage gear.
2. There were entirely too many words in that article, and not nearly enough pics.

 
Enrico Pallazzo 2009-05-28 02:03:51 PM  
mattymo: came here for this....

/disappointed


I would have posted it, but I was busy cleaning out my keyboard

 
LokiGwar 2009-05-28 02:04:20 PM  
Her entire persona is so manufactured and fake that I find her quite boring. However, I have a penis and it finds her pretty attractive.
Still, former Christian pop singers swaying with the breeze to this level...off putting...

 
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