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(Entertainment Weekly) Cool Former Brat Packer Molly Ringwald is singing on a new collection of traditional jazz compositions, still hot   (music-mix.ew.com) divider line 244
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Norad [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 02:33:51 AM  
I reserve my own opinion, but submitter: You're gonna get reamed six ways from Sunday for tacking on that 'still hot' comment.

 
platkat [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 02:41:42 AM  
Fark It: Was hotter, still is.

QFT

 
EL_FABREZ 2009-05-28 03:03:29 AM  
Meh.

 
Norad [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 03:14:49 AM  
Fark It: Was hotter, still is.

Are you for real? That photo has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome written all over it. She resembles a middle-aged, tight-lipped frozen face bony bar slut with her tubes tied so she doesn't get knocked up for the fifth time.

Fame doesn't make a woman automatically smokin hot. Although I'd fark her just to say I farked Molly Ringwald.

 
Norad [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 03:16:47 AM  
...aaaaand I'm an idiot for confusing Ally Sheedy with Molly Ringwald.

But the point still stands.

 
Procedural Texture [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-28 03:24:46 AM  
Norad: You're gonna get reamed six ways from Sunday for tacking on that 'still hot' comment.

All threads needs a flamewar focus.
My 2¢:
That looks like a MySpace picture.

popwatch.ew.com

 
Dafodude [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 03:54:36 AM  
I'm 28. The first time I saw The Breakfast Club, when I was like 8 or 9, it was game over.

If she looks like that at 41, you goddamn best believe I'd hit it.

 
Dafodude [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 04:00:59 AM  
Oh, BTW, I should clarify that I'm talking about Molly.

However, an Ally is fine too.

 
Winktologist [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 04:14:07 AM  
She needed to raise money to pay Henry Rollins for the neck rental.

 
TexasPeace [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 06:35:25 AM  
Came here looking for link to Molly when she was on top, left disappointed.

 
DaCricket [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 07:01:23 AM  
i126.photobucket.com

 
hobbes0022 2009-05-28 07:18:13 AM  
I know some farkers will disagree with me, but having red hair does not automatically make an ugly person attractive, it doesn't matter if the carpet matchs the curtains, an ugly face is an ugly face.

 
tagjim 2009-05-28 07:23:38 AM  
Would still like to borrow her underpants for ten minutes.

 
Wookie Milson 2009-05-28 07:24:18 AM  
Winktologist: She needed to raise money to pay Henry Rollins for the neck rental.

Hahaha... No tattoos, so maybe it's an Urlacher.

 
The_Time_Master 2009-05-28 07:26:37 AM  
She's hot because of the upskirt shot in The Breakfast Club.

 
Bukharin [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 07:28:12 AM  
Jane Badler and Linda Carter do the jazz singer thing too.

 
Alphax 2009-05-28 07:34:56 AM  
(looks at the pic) Nice face, but the pic is vague about the rest of her. Could be a trap.

 
galactus5000 2009-05-28 07:35:20 AM  
If anyone disparages the lovely Ms Ringwald on my watch, THERE WILL BE WORDS. Molly Ringwald was my coming of age woman, and not just because of the pantyshot.

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 07:47:08 AM  
I'm sure I was an atypical 80's teen, but my big crush was always Mary Stuart Masterson.

img20.imageshack.us

 
Teddy Hopper 2009-05-28 08:00:13 AM  
tagjim: Would still like to borrow her underpants for ten minutes.

What are you, the king of the dorks?

 
PizzaJedi81 2009-05-28 08:02:10 AM  
Teddy Hopper: tagjim: Would still like to borrow her underpants for ten minutes.

What are you, the king of the dorks?


Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae master! We willna be fooled agin!

Sorry...just re-read Wee Free Men.

 
freetomato [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 08:03:20 AM  
I went to elementary school with Molly in Sacramento. She was not in my class but I rode the bus with her. She used to sing on the bus every day and while she had a very good voice, by the 199th time I heard "Tomorrow" from "Annie" I was ready to pinch her head off.

/She's not a natural redhead - more like mouse brown
//I was very creeped out to see her boobies in that dreadful movie "Malicious"

 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 08:06:21 AM  
Fark It: Was hotter, still is.

No farking way. Especially when you take this into account (NSFW)

 
Drunk Astronaut 2009-05-28 08:11:48 AM  
Fark geeks talking about who's hotter is a bit like frogs arguing which is the fastest computer.

 
Teambaylagoon [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 08:14:11 AM  
hobbes0022: I know some farkers will disagree with me, but having red hair does not automatically make an ugly person attractive, it doesn't matter if the carpet matchs the curtains, an ugly face is an ugly face.

This. Personally I never found Molly attractive. ick

 
Thosw 2009-05-28 08:31:07 AM  
"Farking teenagers."

 
Alphax 2009-05-28 08:36:01 AM  
Dancin_In_Anson: Fark It: Was hotter, still is.

No farking way. Especially when you take this into account (NSFW)


Wow. I never thought I'd say this, but thanks DIA..

 
andreirublev 2009-05-28 08:46:53 AM  
Why must we argue like savages when we can fantasize about both Molly Ringwald and Ally Sheedy? This is what's holding us back as a society.

 
GameSprocket 2009-05-28 08:48:22 AM  
Still?

www.everythingisdesign.com

 
Manic_Repressive [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 08:53:52 AM  
Eh, Molly's okay (and yes, I'd hit it) but if you're looking for a hot redhead actress/singer I give you Renee Olstead:

i106.photobucket.com

/I can haz redhead thread?

 
Alphax 2009-05-28 08:57:38 AM  
Manic_Repressive: /I can haz redhead thread?

Ask Zarkin Frood for one..

 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 08:58:04 AM  
Alphax: I never thought I'd say this, but thanks DIA..

Happens to everyone sooner or later. Don't worry...It's a good thing.

;)

 
fudgefactor7 2009-05-28 08:58:28 AM  
Headline is incorrect. Someone needs to inform subby of what "hot" means in relation to wimminz. Oh, and thanks for the Renee Olstead pic. You know hot. Subby needs lessons. Please provide.

 
OtherLittleGuy 2009-05-28 09:00:00 AM  
Thread relevant:

www.latimes.com

/you're welcome
//hot

 
WoodyHayes [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 09:04:18 AM  
Manic_Repressive: Eh, Molly's okay (and yes, I'd hit it) but if you're looking for a hot redhead actress/singer I give you Renee Olstead:

Damn straight!

i39.tinypic.com

i42.tinypic.com

i40.tinypic.com

 
mrsdish 2009-05-28 09:13:21 AM  
Renee Olstead has an album out too. It's sort of jazz like I think.

 
Magnir 2009-05-28 09:24:42 AM  
Ok, ashamed to know this, but that Rene gal is from that show with Jamie Goetz (hawtay!) Still Standing.

Well, she is hot. Guess I will take my seat over there

 
Manic_Repressive [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 09:27:16 AM  
mrsdish: Renee Olstead has an album out too.

Two of 'em, actually. She sings a lot of old standards and some original stuff. She's got a hell of a voice.

/she also may be JB in some states

 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 09:27:59 AM  
Hm. Another actress attempting to trigger the Fabulous Baker Boys formula:

fairly hot actress + jazz standards + black (or red) cocktail dress + any kind of singing voice, long as it's in tune = uber-smoking hotness

We hope the formula works for Molly. Yes, we do.

 
Andric 2009-05-28 09:44:59 AM  
Dancin_In_Anson: Fark It: Was hotter, still is.

No farking way. Especially when you take this into account (NSFW)


img244.imageshack.us

 
lehmac [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 09:46:53 AM  
WoodyHayes: Manic_Repressive: Eh, Molly's okay (and yes, I'd hit it) but if you're looking for a hot redhead actress/singer I give you Renee Olstead:

Damn straight!


Oh look Fred! Shes getting her boobies!
Or whatever the sheet that granmaw said to the Ringworm in Sixteen candles when her pawpaw felt her up.

/bong

 
stebain 2009-05-28 09:48:04 AM  
She looks great for 40+... her head looks kinda small, however.

 
xnewnoisex 2009-05-28 09:57:02 AM  
This redhead thread need MOAR pics of Alicia Witt.

 
howdyyall9999 2009-05-28 09:58:57 AM  
stebain: She looks great for 40+... her head looks kinda small, however.

Makes my peen look larger...

/that's why I date midgets

 
Bee-Oh-Bee 2009-05-28 10:01:59 AM  
hobbes0022: an ugly face is an ugly face

However... you don't look at the mantle when you're poking the fireplace.

 
IamKaiserSoze!!! [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 10:07:02 AM  
hobbes0022: I know some farkers will disagree with me, but having red hair does not automatically make an ugly person attractive, it doesn't matter if the carpet matchs the curtains, an ugly face is an ugly face.

This.

I never understood why people found her attractive. John Hughes did her a major favor by putting her in some classics, but that was it.

 
I_Love_Cheesecake 2009-05-28 10:13:22 AM  
Manic_Repressive: Eh, Molly's okay (and yes, I'd hit it) but if you're looking for a hot redhead actress/singer I give you Renee Olstead:



/I can haz redhead thread?


Here's another hot red-head singer:

www.annersdesign.com

And: NSFW pic of her.

 
kewl132 2009-05-28 10:20:41 AM  
sarah-connor-chronicles.series-buzz.fr

Still way more Hotternerest!

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-05-28 10:21:50 AM  
She's now apparently pregnant with twins. She's on the cover of one of the pregnancy magazines my wife subscribed to. I think that issue might end up lost ;)

 
sofarsogoodsowhat 2009-05-28 10:29:27 AM  
I've always liked Molly, loved the movie Malicious.

 
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