FTA...For her 18th birthday, she bought her Botox injections to get rid of the 'wrinkles' on the teenager's forehead.

WTF? I don't think I've ever seen an 18 year old girl with wrinkles on her skin.

And now her forehead's so smooth, you could project movies off of it.

The one on the right is the paradigm of "she-beast".

In fact, she is planning to buy Jodie a nose job for her 21st and has taken her for a consultation about breast enlargement.


(Opens box) "OMG, a nose! It's just what I wanted! Thanks Mom!"


Stupid Princess Snowflakes

Hate to say this, but the pixels on Marcia's forehead are not consistent with the rest of the picture.

maybe mom(?) should think more about some rogaine or hair plugs or something. that's just farked up looking. on top of everything else.

"And just think, dear, if you keep it up you can someday look just like me!"

I guess there's no forehead reduction surgery.

£45,000? To look like THAT!?!

/Sad thing is she probably thinks she's hot.

If you want to look like somebody in the movies, don't select David Cronenberg movies.

Yeesh. Mom looks like Donnatela Versace on a three-day coke and botox bender.

Jodie, now nearly 20, earns £800 a month as a model

Bullshiat. My ass looks better than her face, but people still ask me to put it away.

Kill them both with fire.

Don't tell me I'm the only one who thought that the mom belongs in an Aphex Twin video...

Kill them with fire. Please.

JerseyTim: I guess there's no fore fivehead reduction surgery.
ftfy

FTFA: Jodie said: 'My mum's always looked so glamorous and she uses cosmetic surgery and Botox to keep her looking young. I plan to follow in her footsteps.

I think the daughter should consider Lasik surgery if she thinks that hot mess of a "woman" is glamorous and young looking.

/Shudder
//I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

Plastic surgery does not necessarily cure the uglies folks. Sometimes it is as useful as putting a bow on top of a warthog.

Also: queue the pics of Jocelyn Wildebeast.

Me clicking on this article:

"WTF does subby mean by Jok - JESUS CHRIST!"

There isn't a "kill it with fire" pic violent enough for this one.

Godscrack: Hate to say this, but the pixels on Marcia's forehead are not consistent with the rest of the picture.

You do realize you just made me A) enlarge that picture, and B) look at if very closely. Thank you for ruining my life sir.

This just goes to show that crazy rather like ugly has a genetic component.

I wonder if there is something similar to the body distortion anorexics have (seeing "fat" when they're very underweight) for these type of women. I am sure the wrinkles she had at 18 were the normal creases of the forehead. But mom, and maybe daughter? just see wrinkles.

ericpid: Godscrack: Hate to say this, but the pixels on Marcia's forehead are not consistent with the rest of the picture.

You do realize you just made me A) enlarge that picture, and B) look at if very closely. Thank you for ruining my life sir.

that picture gave me AIDS.

FTA: Jodie, now nearly 20, earns £800 a month as a model, using the money to pay for Botox jabs.

No way. The only way that could possibly happen is if she is some sort of camwhore or something. In that case I don't really think the person paying cares if you have wrinkles on your forehead or not.

plong: Don't tell me I'm the only one who thought that the mom belongs in an Aphex Twin video...

Plastic surgery is like making a character in Oblivion or Fallout 3 or something. Play with the face a little bit and you come out with something you want, but if you spend hours tweaking every little bar until it's "perfect", you boot up the next day and think "holy shiat what kind of circus mutant have my careless hands wrought?"

... No.

TFA:
Mrs King, who has spent £45,000 on cosmetic surgery procedures for herself, said: 'Jodie's forehead is like mine - she gets pronounced lines when she makes a facial expression. I knew Botox would solve the problem massive.'

FTFH

What kind of terrifying, fever-dream version of The Brady Bunch did you grow up watching, subby?

Epsilon: ...she probably thinks she's hot.

Wrong. If she were capable of positive self-image, she wouldn't resort to botox.

does anybody have the picture of the politician who vaguely looks like geraldo, with the expression of shock and recoil on his face?

FYI - That is not Marcia Brady.
It's her stand-in from Episode 52, "Marcia takes the Dutch Rudder"

She must've needed a lot of "jabs" for that 5head she's sporting. Needs to bring back the "fringe" methinks...

Jocelyn Wildenstein is not impressed.

/Link is hot, just like she is.

hej: Jocelyn Wildenstein is not impressed.

/Link is hot, just like she is.

Proof that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Only they think they look good.

God damn it, women: if you're ugly Botox and other procedures is just going to make you uglier. Stupid, stupid people.

Jodie, now nearly 20, earns £800 a month as a model

Bullshiat. My ass looks better than her face, but people still ask me to put it away.


They never said a face model.
I think she dose bodybag adds.

can we legally shoot these farking biatches or what?

the older broad, the one on the right, should worry more about the fivehead acne instead of the wrinkles.

I got to outfit a European woman today who had waaaaaay to much work done. The worst part were these horrible scars on her stomach and love handles where she obviously had a bad tummy tuck.

Joan Rivers is not impressed

Sleep well, folks.

seems like the mom made the daughter feel very insecure. Probably all the moms idea. how wold you feel if your mom wanted to get you botox and fake tits and a nose job at 20?