The dick got what he deserves

"Look at me I'm a gangsta" *bang* Now you're a tranny.

Three years in the pen for a gun charge? wow...

Gimmie a beat!

Rub a dub dub
My pecker's a nub....

Half-Cocked Jack Shaftoe approves.

OMG -- right in the crutch! That's gotta hurt.

Next, on today's episode of "Ow, My Balls!"...

Pen

moondo: Pen

is

Where's the Ha! Ha! picture when it's appropriate!

Where are all the gun nutjobs in this thread? C'mon you assholes show a ball.

Well, that's what happens when you're suck a prick when it come to hard-bone gun handling.

Still, at least he didn't turn into a stiff with that discharge.

bestsportnascar: moondo: Pen

is

mightier

I don't refer to it as my crutch, it's more like a third leg.

CygnusDarius: Well, that's what happens when you're suck a prick when it come to hard-bone gun handling.

Still, at least he didn't turn into a stiff with that discharge.

Ouch! That even heart to read after a couple of glasses of wine... on more than one level.

Misfired attempt at Darwin Award, they can probably still milk in for turkey baster work.

PsychoTherapist: Half-Cocked Jack Shaftoe approves.

Prostate stimulation FTW

Luthiel: Next, on today's episode of "Ow, My Balls!"...

Brought to you by Brawndo

/It has electrolytes

"You'll never know the pain"

proteon: Where are all the gun nutjobs in this thread? C'mon you assholes show a ball.

Well, they say that -as well as cars- guns are to compensate for the lack of something. So, if I have a big gun and a little dick, that means that if I have a Micro Tavor I'm hung as a horse (new window)?

The source is ananova.

Might as well be reading fairy tales.

The slang "crutch" is just odd... I could just imagine spraining an ankle over there talking about needin one

I just finished an advanced combat course for self protection and they still preach safety, safety, and safety first and foremost even though everyone in the class knew how to handle a gun as we all had CCW permits and have taken many classes before this one.

This is what happens when you have idiots that own guns that want to impress their friends. I have no desire to impress anyone that I own a gun. My guns are for personal protection. My Glock 27 and my Glock 17 do not have hammers that I can cock but I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, think about sticking either of them in a pocket or my waistband to impress anyone.

sympathizes....

The Asshole Guy: I just finished an advanced combat course for self protection and they still preach safety, safety, and safety first and foremost even though everyone in the class knew how to handle a gun as we all had CCW permits and have taken many classes before this one.

This is what happens when you have idiots that own guns that want to impress their friends. I have no desire to impress anyone that I own a gun. My guns are for personal protection. My Glock 27 and my Glock 17 do not have hammers that I can cock but I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, think about sticking either of them in a pocket or my waistband to impress anyone.

A really good argument both for and against gun control, I might add.

For: teaches you not to put loaded weapons near your genitals.
Against: allows morons to put loaded weapons near their genitals, thus chlorinating the gene pool.

Crutch =


Crotch =

proteon: Where are all the gun nutjobs in this thread? C'mon you assholes show a ball.

I real gun nut would care enough to put on the farking safety. This guy is just a dumbass...and a German.

Lukas Neuhardt, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany.

Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Lorena? Is that you?

coontbubble!

Germany should enact some sort of law for controlling guns to prevent people like that from having a firearm.

The Asshole Guy: I just finished an advanced combat course for self protection and they still preach safety, safety, and safety first and foremost even though everyone in the class knew how to handle a gun as we all had CCW permits and have taken many classes before this one.

This is what happens when you have idiots that own guns that want to impress their friends. I have no desire to impress anyone that I own a gun. My guns are for personal protection. My Glock 27 and my Glock 17 do not have hammers that I can cock but I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, think about sticking either of them in a pocket or my waistband to impress anyone.



heheheh, he said "cock"...heheheh


/hot like his stumpie

Bee Roo Ga Ho Shee: He's black? *sigh* The sad part is that he can most likely afford to lose a few inches, and he's still got me beat.

"Black"? Isn't that just a wee bit politically incorrect?



"African American" is the preferred term du jour, bub.

did someone say CRUTCH???



"Crotch Crutch"

sorry, epic pic link fail

I was gonna say something, but this has turned into a really messed up thread.

I like it.

geetus: I was gonna say something, but this has turned into a really messed up thread.

I like it.

You would, perv.

7bates: did someone say CRUTCH???



"Crotch Crutch"

Most unique pic I've seen all week.

7bates: did someone say CRUTCH???



"Crotch Crutch"

Not sure if want.

Farker T
"African American" is the preferred term du jour, bub.


even when he's german?

Okie Cynic: Farker T
"African American" is the preferred term du jour, bub.


even when he's german?

Shhhhhhh! You have no idea what kind of mess you're likely to stir up with your insane "logic"!

/Let the sleeping dawgs lie, fer chrissake!

1.ElLoco: Germany should enact some sort of law for controlling guns to prevent people like that from having a firearm.

I believed they tried that once before, around 1938.

Came for 8 Mile reference. Leaving disappointed.

Nobody caught the headline yet? Here's a hint...



/hotlink
//not obscure
///submitted this with the weeners tag though
////but it's still worthy of a t-shirt! Woo Hoo!

Wow. Do not do a GIS for crotch crutch.

Keeps you from blowing off your "crutch"

/Just ask Plaxico Burress.

TheBigBadCrystallineEntity: Three years in the pen for a gun charge? wow...

The Germans don't fark around. My parents hosted an exchange student from Cologne. The week she got back to Germany, some Turkish guy who had recently been released from prison tried to rape her on the train.

Because the judge felt that "obviously he cannot be reformed in prison," he gave the guy life, since he felt he would continue to be a threat if he was ever released again. So, the guy got life. For attempted rape.

Sgt Otter: TheBigBadCrystallineEntity: Three years in the pen for a gun charge? wow...

The Germans don't fark around. My parents hosted an exchange student from Cologne. The week she got back to Germany, some Turkish guy who had recently been released from prison tried to rape her on the train.

Because the judge felt that "obviously he cannot be reformed in prison," he gave the guy life, since he felt he would continue to be a threat if he was ever released again. So, the guy got life. For attempted rape.


Well, that and he was Turkish.

For a lot of Germans, that's a crime in and of itself.