Clown car crashes car into telephone pole. 32 injured.

The mug shot:

Ok that's a really bad clown.

All drunk drivers may be clowns, but not all clowns are drunk drivers.

It was schtick I tells ya! SCHTICK!

Needs more yakety sax.

Double bonus for 2xhelix.

Robert Gray unavailable for comment.

Obligatory, wanted for questioning, available for comment, unavailable for comment, approves, disapproves, etc. etc.

Can't sleep

Durendal: Clown car crashes car into telephone pole. 32 injured.

This pretty much wraps up the thread for me. Well done!

Drunk clown arrested for D.U.I, property damage, leaving the scene of an accident, no proof of insurance, failing to maintain control of a vehicle and carrying a concealed seltzer bottle. w/mugshot containing vid

How about failing to maintain control of a seltzer bottle?

We just can't have enough Shakes the Clown references in this thread.

SHAKES!!

What a Bozo.

strangeguitar: The mug shot:



FTFY.

John Candy unavailable for comment.

Get back in your mouse and get out of here!!

I wonder if she's got that peanut butter pussy (nsfw)

Godscrack: Ok that's a really bad clown.

FARK thanks you for digging up the mugshot and making the thread less useless. She looks more like a vampire wannabe than a clown to me. Yikes!

Those darned shoes get them every time.

She's the crying on the outside kind I guess.

i herd this was part of the line up

My wife and children were killed in an auto accident caused by a drunken clown, so I had to laugh.

Mugshot:



/Hot like a firetruck in downtown Gotham

"Are you a harlequin? Are you a harlequin? You look like a harlequin. Harlequins have been responsible for every major war in history."

Manfred J. Hattan: Can't sleep

Clown will eat me.

bertgomez: Get back in your mouse and get out of here!!

Came for this. Can leave happy now.

"It could've been worse. She could've been dressed as Billy Banana and a gorilla could've peeled her to death."

duh

Fevvers? Buffo?

/too obscure for Fark

Serial killer clowns for the Democrat Party.

Gacy and the first lady

Came for the John Candy reference. Leaving satisfied.

They're putting videos in mugshots now? Cool.

/did not click the link

Damn. I'm glad I don't live in the Fartins Merry are anymore

WTFDYW [TotalFark] Quote 2009-05-25 04:11:03 PM
Damn. I'm glad I don't live in the Fartins Merry area anymore

ftfm