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(Breitbart.com) Strange Even the Godfather is suffering from the recession: Instead of leaving an expensive racehorse's head in bed with someone, he has to settle for a dead chicken and a handful of rotten fish   (breitbart.com) divider line 19
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TheFredSavages 2009-05-24 04:59:18 PM  
it was you, Fredo!

 
Korovyov [TotalFark] 2009-05-24 04:59:27 PM  
They didn't buy the racehorse.

 
wademh 2009-05-24 05:00:26 PM  
If you use your own racehorse, you are doing it wrong.
Was it the target's prize chicken and fish?

\was it Gallo Del Cielo?
\\double obscure

 
Yizuman 2009-05-24 05:07:09 PM  
blogs.suburbanchicagonews.com

unavailable for comment.

 
Hollerin Charlie 2009-05-24 05:07:36 PM  
In their defense, horses are nice and this sends a much clearer message.

 
Korovyov [TotalFark] 2009-05-24 05:11:10 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

GIS result for 'decapitated carousel horse'.

 
Deacon Blue 2009-05-24 05:11:42 PM  
It's foul black magic is what it is. Voodoo. The man is cursed, and soon he'll have boils all over his body and his dick will fall off. I've seen this kind of thing before.

 
ez-reader 2009-05-24 05:22:25 PM  
Sorry, go back and watch the movie. You did not get it the first time.

 
skinink 2009-05-24 05:22:43 PM  

Leave the gun. Take the government cheese.


www.jewishjournal.com


 
wademh 2009-05-24 05:22:53 PM  
Deacon Blue: It's foul black magic is what it is. Voodoo. The man is cursed, and soon he'll have boils all over his body and his dick will fall off. I've seen this kind of thing before.

Maybe you just should not have hooked up with that bar fly in Tijuana?

 
Deacon Blue 2009-05-24 05:28:16 PM  
wademh: Deacon Blue: It's foul black magic is what it is. Voodoo. The man is cursed, and soon he'll have boils all over his body and his dick will fall off. I've seen this kind of thing before.

Maybe you just should not have hooked up with that bar fly in Tijuana?


But, sadly, I did. That's why my dick fell off.

 
scotty425 2009-05-24 05:29:03 PM  
Rahm Emanuel does this all the time.

 
weapon13 2009-05-24 05:33:17 PM  
wademh: Deacon Blue: It's foul black magic is what it is. Voodoo. The man is cursed, and soon he'll have boils all over his body and his dick will fall off. I've seen this kind of thing before.

Maybe you just should not have hooked up with that bar fly in Tijuana?


LOL! Is it weird that I thought of that as well?

Or was it a 'gift' from Auntie Poulet?

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-05-24 05:43:26 PM  
Sounds like more of a voodoo or santeria thing than a Mafia thing.

Of course, I could be wrong... I ain't got no crystal ball...

 
Hollerin Charlie 2009-05-24 05:54:01 PM  
JonnyBGoode: Sounds like more of a voodoo or santeria thing than a Mafia thing.

Of course, I could be wrong... I ain't got no crystal ball...


No, dead chickens are so 1880s - it's simpler to just toss a sack of severed heads into a disco nowadays.

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-05-24 06:06:06 PM  
Sounds more like the guy just can't handle cooking..

//DNRTFA

 
Faddy 2009-05-24 06:48:10 PM  
The Mafia is recession-proof at least according to Sopranos

Tony: "shiat runs downhill. Money goes up. It's that simple. I should not have to be coming around here, hat in my hand, reminding you about your duty to the family." He then asks Silvio to "break it down" for us. "What two businesses have traditionally been recession-proof since time immemorial?" Silvio's answer? "Certain aspects of show business, and our thing.

 
simpsonfan 2009-05-24 07:08:33 PM  
It sounds like there is something crooked going on.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-05-24 07:11:39 PM  
Deacon Blue: It's foul black magic is what it is. Voodoo. The man is cursed, and soon he'll have boils all over his body and his dick will fall off. I've seen this kind of thing before.

Sonna cosa nostra gives way to nuestra cosas, I guess.

 
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