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(Daily Mail) Amusing Paramedics are asking for help in locating a stolen vehicle. A stolen white vehicle with flashing lights. Stolen Emergency Vehicle trifiecta now complete   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 26
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WFern 2009-05-24 12:45:36 PM  
"Send... more... paramedics.

... Send... more... cops."

imcdb.org

 
blazemongr 2009-05-24 02:00:12 PM  
That took a lot longer than I thought.

 
SeamusFerrell 2009-05-24 02:01:48 PM  
Once again they are looking for an emergency vehicle that is already found. Why?

 
Vulpy 2009-05-24 02:02:29 PM  
Alright, which one of you farkers completed the trifecta?!

Out yourself! Was it you, subby? Admit it! You'd do anything for a greenlight!

 
quadcam 2009-05-24 02:02:51 PM  
HA!! Inconceivable !
www.seoish.com

 
Shadowknight [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-24 02:03:38 PM  
Bravo, Subby. I wondered how long it was going to take to finish up.

This is good news for me. This way, I don't have to steal the ambulance at the end of my shift today just to finish up the trifecta.

Yes, I'm that dedicated to Fark Memes. Someone give me a TF sponsorship for being such a loyal soldier in the Fark Army... Farkme... Farmy.

 
girljen 2009-05-24 02:11:32 PM  
It's always hilarious when ambulances get stolen...unless they belong to the company you work for.

/then it's only kind of funny
//lock your shiat when you get to the hospital! seriously!

 
UfarkHead 2009-05-24 02:20:00 PM  
To be a legitimate trifecta all three posts must be within 15 headlines on the main page. Subby fails at fark.

/the more you know...

 
Semantic Warrior [TotalFark] 2009-05-24 02:20:02 PM  
Now they just need the lion mane, snake, bat, and virgin.

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2009-05-24 02:26:02 PM  
UfarkHead: To be a legitimate trifecta all three posts must be within 15 headlines on the main page. Subby fails at fark.

/the more you know...

i40.tinypic.com

 
Shadowknight [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-24 02:35:50 PM  
drjekel_mrhyde: UfarkHead: To be a legitimate trifecta all three posts must be within 15 headlines on the main page. Subby fails at fark.

/the more you know...


Oh, that pic just isn't right. Not cool.

/I laughed...

 
nolanomad 2009-05-24 02:59:43 PM  
*does a little dance*

my first greenlight! yay, me!

-and for the record, I submitted this much earlier, they just took their time, apparently.

When I submitted, there were only half a dozen (if that) new headlines above the fire truck theft. Thanks for the anal retentive rules though.

/just sayin'

 
nolanomad 2009-05-24 03:02:17 PM  
no wait, just three. the "top dog" photoshop entry wasn't up when I submitted. So, take that however, I'm still happy to be listed.

/and I'd also like to thank...

 
shadowself 2009-05-24 03:02:45 PM  
trifiecta?

 
w0nka 2009-05-24 03:06:56 PM  
The other day I was going to see my girlfriend. Ya, mom let me out of the basement that day. I came to the area of I35W northbound in Minneapolis where the speed limit changes from 65 to 45 for the construction zone. I wasn't really paying attention to my speed until I noticed I was coming upon an ambulance pretty fast. It was in code 3. I slowed down so I wouldn't pass it, moved over to the right, and an H2 whizzed by. He passed it.

 
boombaladee 2009-05-24 03:14:28 PM  
ha, that almost happened to my dad...

my folks own local ambulance co, and my dad caught two teenagers trying to steal a meat wagon out of the garage. good thing they couldn't figure out that they had to flip the master switch to get her going. one was hiding in the back and one was under the truck. daddy dragged them out by their hair and held them till the popo got there.

 
BoronCarbon 2009-05-24 03:24:45 PM  
Vulpy: Alright, which one of you farkers completed the trifecta?!

Out yourself! Was it you, subby? Admit it! You'd do anything for a greenlight!


It wasn't me, but I did start it with my first greenlight ever. It was the most boring headline I ever submitted.

 
arte1953 2009-05-24 03:48:39 PM  
You know, it would be .... "inconvenient" .... for Drew if the thieves really WERE reading Fark ....

 
mahershalal 2009-05-24 03:57:41 PM  
Why does this series of news stories remind me of certain GTA-2 missions...

 
Oldiron_79 2009-05-24 04:45:04 PM  
was hoping for firetrucks of the Serengetti

 
PaulCenji 2009-05-24 06:02:34 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

approves

/Link needs a blue firetruck to put it out

 
CAK757 2009-05-24 06:18:32 PM  
thats just wrong

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2009-05-24 07:31:27 PM  
Does anyone know the whereabouts of Johnny Gage & Roy Desoto?

 
cwolf20 [TotalFark] 2009-05-24 08:56:31 PM  
Stolen service vehicle trifecta in play apparently. First it was the police asking for help in finding a black and white, then a fire department announces they found the stolen firetruck. now this

 
rand al'thor 2009-05-25 03:31:36 AM  
Oldiron_79: was hoping for firetrucks of the Serengetti
The ambulances will have to wait.

 
thelordofcheese 2009-05-25 04:13:10 AM  
Notice how there is no specific date on this article? I think subby just got lucky finding an old story with no timestamp (the date up top is the current server date). Anyone else?

 
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