"Send... more... paramedics.

... Send... more... cops."

That took a lot longer than I thought.

Once again they are looking for an emergency vehicle that is already found. Why?

Alright, which one of you farkers completed the trifecta?!

Out yourself! Was it you, subby? Admit it! You'd do anything for a greenlight!

HA!! Inconceivable !

Bravo, Subby. I wondered how long it was going to take to finish up.

This is good news for me. This way, I don't have to steal the ambulance at the end of my shift today just to finish up the trifecta.

Yes, I'm that dedicated to Fark Memes. Someone give me a TF sponsorship for being such a loyal soldier in the Fark Army... Farkme... Farmy.

It's always hilarious when ambulances get stolen...unless they belong to the company you work for.

/then it's only kind of funny
//lock your shiat when you get to the hospital! seriously!

To be a legitimate trifecta all three posts must be within 15 headlines on the main page. Subby fails at fark.

/the more you know...

Now they just need the lion mane, snake, bat, and virgin.

UfarkHead: To be a legitimate trifecta all three posts must be within 15 headlines on the main page. Subby fails at fark.

/the more you know...

drjekel_mrhyde: UfarkHead: To be a legitimate trifecta all three posts must be within 15 headlines on the main page. Subby fails at fark.

/the more you know...

Oh, that pic just isn't right. Not cool.

/I laughed...

*does a little dance*

my first greenlight! yay, me!

-and for the record, I submitted this much earlier, they just took their time, apparently.

When I submitted, there were only half a dozen (if that) new headlines above the fire truck theft. Thanks for the anal retentive rules though.

/just sayin'

no wait, just three. the "top dog" photoshop entry wasn't up when I submitted. So, take that however, I'm still happy to be listed.

/and I'd also like to thank...

trifiecta?

The other day I was going to see my girlfriend. Ya, mom let me out of the basement that day. I came to the area of I35W northbound in Minneapolis where the speed limit changes from 65 to 45 for the construction zone. I wasn't really paying attention to my speed until I noticed I was coming upon an ambulance pretty fast. It was in code 3. I slowed down so I wouldn't pass it, moved over to the right, and an H2 whizzed by. He passed it.

ha, that almost happened to my dad...

my folks own local ambulance co, and my dad caught two teenagers trying to steal a meat wagon out of the garage. good thing they couldn't figure out that they had to flip the master switch to get her going. one was hiding in the back and one was under the truck. daddy dragged them out by their hair and held them till the popo got there.

Vulpy: Alright, which one of you farkers completed the trifecta?!

Out yourself! Was it you, subby? Admit it! You'd do anything for a greenlight!

It wasn't me, but I did start it with my first greenlight ever. It was the most boring headline I ever submitted.

You know, it would be .... "inconvenient" .... for Drew if the thieves really WERE reading Fark ....

Why does this series of news stories remind me of certain GTA-2 missions...

was hoping for firetrucks of the Serengetti

approves

/Link needs a blue firetruck to put it out

thats just wrong

Does anyone know the whereabouts of Johnny Gage & Roy Desoto?

Stolen service vehicle trifecta in play apparently. First it was the police asking for help in finding a black and white, then a fire department announces they found the stolen firetruck. now this

Oldiron_79: was hoping for firetrucks of the Serengetti
The ambulances will have to wait.

Notice how there is no specific date on this article? I think subby just got lucky finding an old story with no timestamp (the date up top is the current server date). Anyone else?