TTIWWOP.

cerote: TTIWWOP.

It does say Maine topless coffee shop. You may want to watch what you wish for.

A guy can dream, can't he?

I hope it's the one holding the cup.

/it's got to be safe for work, it was on the front page of the local paper.

LaChanz: I hope it's the one holding the cup.

/it's got to be safe for work, it was on the front page of the local paper.

You have a thing for midgets?

Wow, The DA is looking into a topless women.

We are such a country of prudes.

A cop's dream call? A doughnut shop with topless women.

edmo: Wow, The DA is looking into a topless women.

We are such a country of prudes.

Well, if she was breastfeeding it would CLEARLY be disgusting.

/Or something

Tits or GTFO
that is all.

I'll be in my Kennebunk.

edmo: Wow, The DA is looking into a topless women.


speculum

Mighty Tighty Whitey: No Tits or GTFOI
that is all.

FTFY

Some days I hate my country. FFS.

Should I be enlightened as to what is under a female's top? I've never seen it before. I'm kind of scared it will ruin my life for the next 10 or 15 minutes..

cerote: TTIWWOP

"Without" is two words now? I can't keep up with the trends.

I know where she keeps the milk for the coffee, but where does she keep the sugar?

SeamusFerrell: You have a thing for midgets?

Yeah, why?

Kiss her grits

skinink: I know where she keeps the milk for the coffee, but where does she keep the sugar?

Glazed doughnut, sugar walls, yadda yadda yadda.

Topless only? I was hoping to see Bucksport.

dougfm: cerote: TTIWWOP

"Without" is two words now? I can't keep up with the trends.

Maybe he meant This Thread Is Worthless Without Orgasmic Pics.

Wow the last three threads have been: Boobies, bacon and boobies. Now that's a sammich.

/MMMMMMMMMM

Jesus. So the da doesn't have anything better to do? How bout the cop tell the owner "Hey, keep the tits inside away from the old prudes or there's gonna be a problem."

There is nothing more damaging to a society than the female nipple.

Male nipples are OK.

Unknown_Poltroon: Jesus. So the da doesn't have anything better to do? How bout the cop tell the owner "Hey, keep the tits inside away from the old prudes or there's gonna be a problem."

I suspect that will be the outcome. "Turned over to the DA" means one of two things. A) This is a Big Complex Case that needs Grand Juries and Subpoenas and Stuff like that or B) Get this shiat off my desk. I'm guessing b here.

Then again, I wouldn't have figured this to be a problem in Maine. Aren't their evenings a bit nippy?

If it is legal for a man to walk around topless, it should be legal for a woman to do so. And it is in some states. If she actually fights the charges, she would probably be vindicated.

So Tim Curry owns a coffee shop?

Nakito: I'll be in my Kennebunk.

LOL!

Manfred J. Hattan: Unknown_Poltroon: Jesus. So the da doesn't have anything better to do? How bout the cop tell the owner "Hey, keep the tits inside away from the old prudes or there's gonna be a problem."

I suspect that will be the outcome. "Turned over to the DA" means one of two things. A) This is a Big Complex Case that needs Grand Juries and Subpoenas and Stuff like that or B) Get this shiat off my desk. I'm guessing b here.

Then again, I wouldn't have figured this to be a problem in Maine. Aren't their evenings a bit nippy?

Manfred J. Hattan: evenings

Yeah, thats what i figure but still.

This is where we say "pics or it didn't happen" right?

I just drove by that place yesterday with the GF on our way to Portland. Her clever quip was to grab her breast, squeeze it a couple of times and ask, "One cream or two?"

/breast

just drove by there twice yesterday. Didn't look real busy either time.

It should be mandatory that every city has a topless coffee shop. It just seems logical.

"Home of topless waitresses and bottomless cups of coffee."

hogans: Topless only? I was hoping to see Bucksport.

Hey, easy on my hometown!

Dick Schittlippz: I just drove by that place yesterday with the GF on our way to Portland. Her clever quip was to grab her breast, squeeze it a couple of times and ask, "One cream or two?"

/breast

John Buck 41: just drove by there twice yesterday. Didn't look real busy either time.

You guys are boyfriend/girlfriend?

SeamusFerrell: Dick Schittlippz: I just drove by that place yesterday with the GF on our way to Portland. Her clever quip was to grab her breast, squeeze it a couple of times and ask, "One cream or two?"

/breast

John Buck 41: just drove by there twice yesterday. Didn't look real busy either time.

You guys are boyfriend/girlfriend?

Not to my knowledge.

John Buck 41: just drove by there twice yesterday. Didn't look real busy either time.

Much like La Casa up in East Millinockett. I'm surprised that place is still open. Wonder where they get their "talent".

Sounds like someone with their panties in a wad over the place with nothing better to do called in a false report.

in most normal places in the world we call this "advertising". In the US.. a crime.

I would gladly patronize a topless / nude business over a standard business if the product quality and price were comparable and the topless individuals were moderately attractive women.

I leave fighting Peel/Halton/Hamilton bylaws to the entrepreneurs.

/I like nice tits and I can not lie.

Breast milk for your coffee, sir? (pops - NSFW?)

dougfm: "Without" is two words now? I can't keep up with the trends.

In AWOL, at least, it's "WO" to distinguish it from "with".

Dick Schittlippz: John Buck 41: just drove by there twice yesterday. Didn't look real busy either time.

Much like La Casa up in East Millinockett. I'm surprised that place is still open. Wonder where they get their "talent".

Much like La Casa up in East Millinockett. I'm surprised that place is still open. Wonder where they get their "talent".

Oh god... I went there last year with some buddies on a white water rafting/bachelor party trip. There's something to be said about shady strip clubs with a motel surrounding the perimeter of its parking lot. I walked in while one guy getting a private dance, his buddies yelling at him to get in the car cuz they're leaving, then the bouncer gets testy, then the shady owner comes up and he starts yelling. The kids start yelling back... we left after 10 minutes because we thought some crap was gonna go down. I thought for sure I was gonna die that night.

On a side note... yeah, strippers weren't that good either. Something about a dancer with a stab wound scar that puts me off.

it's about time the go after the real criminals,those evil tits!

Unknown_Poltroon: How bout the cop tell the owner "Hey, keep the tits inside away from the old prudes or there's gonna be a problem."

How about the cop not calling it in in the first place?

I mean, if no one else complained, the cop could have simply called dispatch and asked them if it's against the law for a woman to be topless outside. If so, he'd have reason to say something; if not, he should STFU and get back to protecting people from real criminals.

If he hadn't have said anything, the DA wouldn't be investigating, and booby banning wouldn't be an inevitability. There's always one Grundy on the city council who will see this kind of thing through.

What an odd concept. Topless doughnut shop. I assume the doughnuts cost $10 each, otherwise how would the business make enough money to compensate employees for working topless? You'd have to be pretty desperate to be doing that for minimum wage.

And I like tits as much as the next fellow, but who the hell frequents a topless doughnut joint? I'd be too self-conscious to do it, embarrassed for everyone else in the place, too.

swahnhennessy: I like tits as much as the next fellow, but who the hell frequents a topless doughnut joint? I'd be too self-conscious to do it, embarrassed for everyone else in the place, too.

Put up with it - if it were to become common, we could enjoy the sights regularly and there would no longer be any stigma requiring the whole 'self-concious' or 'embarrassed for everyone else' bits.

Unsung_Hero: swahnhennessy: I like tits as much as the next fellow, but who the hell frequents a topless doughnut joint? I'd be too self-conscious to do it, embarrassed for everyone else in the place, too.

Put up with it - if it were to become common, we could enjoy the sights regularly and there would no longer be any stigma requiring the whole 'self-concious' or 'embarrassed for everyone else' bits.

This. There are some chicks I know whose boobies I would love to see. Then again, for every sweet set, there is a set of saggy, floppy, nasty titties. An ugly tit is better than no tit though.