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(Dallas News) Unlikely Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders say if you want to make the squad, brains are just as important as beauty. "Can you name one country that borders Iraq?"   (dallasnews.com) divider line 157
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d-fens99 2009-05-24 12:01:07 AM  
Iraq. What do I win?

 
d-fens99 2009-05-24 12:06:35 AM  
Err...make that Iran.

/I fail

 
DonnyBaker [TotalFark] 2009-05-24 12:24:14 AM  

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-05-24 12:32:29 AM  
d-fens99: Err...make that Iran.

/I fail


At least you won Miss Congeniality.

 
Sun God [TotalFark] 2009-05-24 01:26:26 AM  
Saudia Arabia. Turkey.

The NFL should allow more showing of cheerleaders in their broadcasts.

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2009-05-24 01:39:29 AM  
Kuwait,Syria,Iran,Saudi Arabia and Turkey no map needed.

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2009-05-24 01:42:14 AM  
*looks at map* doh. Jordan too.

 
Stay Cool Babylon 2009-05-24 01:55:01 AM  
Like most would, I got Iran right off the bat. Took me a good two minutes to come up with Jordan, though.

/just say no

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2009-05-24 02:01:15 AM  
WYOMING?

assets.nydailynews.com

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2009-05-24 02:12:13 AM  
Kurdistan!

 
redmond24 2009-05-24 02:25:50 AM  
www.foxnews.com
"Trick question. Countries don't have arms to put up boarders!"

 
Stay Cool Babylon 2009-05-24 03:40:29 AM  
redmond24: "Trick question. Countries don't have arms to put up boarders!"

I never thought that I would get tired of seeing pics of a hot girl, but here we are.

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2009-05-24 04:28:45 AM  
My first two guesses were Afghanistan and Pakistan before I finally remembered Kuwait.

I'm dumber than a Dallas cheerleader.

 
Procedural Texture [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-24 05:46:44 AM  
Chariset: I'm dumber than a Dallas cheerleader.

Funny, I always pictured you as the cute librarian type.

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2009-05-24 06:02:51 AM  
Procedural Texture: Funny, I always pictured you as the cute librarian type.

Oddly enough, I do have the brown hair, glasses, and library job.

If you want to imagine me leaning over the circulation desk saying, "Sir, your books are overdue," go right ahead

 
CtrlAltDelete [TotalFark] 2009-05-24 07:18:43 AM  
Delaware.

Everyone forgets Delaware.

 
mesohorny 2009-05-24 07:32:16 AM  
This will just produce ugly cheerleaders.

 
Maturin 2009-05-24 07:34:53 AM  
Hey, this is important. You don't want to get stuck between Iraq and a hard spot. Wait...well, depends on the hard spot.

 
Nakito 2009-05-24 07:34:54 AM  
Albania borders on the Adriatic. Its terrain is mountainous, and its chief export is chrome.

 
loser_death_spiral 2009-05-24 07:37:48 AM  
Chariset: If you want to imagine me leaning over the circulation desk saying, "Sir, your books are overdue," go right ahead

I'll be in my bunk.

 
eas81 2009-05-24 07:38:19 AM  
That's why all the smart ones go down to Houston.

www.houstontexans.com

Aerospace engineer. Professional cheerleader (new window)

 
richw 2009-05-24 07:39:19 AM  
DonnyBaker: d-fens99: Iraq. What do I win?

U.S. Americans need maps to find Asian countries like Iraq. (new window)


When I watch that...after laughing my ass off, I wonder how Mario Lopez kept a straight face.

 
August11 [TotalFark] 2009-05-24 07:43:44 AM  
FTA: "...and has since been realizing her childhood dream at NASA's Johnson Space Center, where she works as a project engineer on an international space station."

I knew there were dozens up there. I knew it!!!

 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute 2009-05-24 07:47:12 AM  
i425.photobucket.com

Let's get this party started.

/brains

 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute 2009-05-24 07:48:32 AM  
i98.photobucket.com

/talent

 
cwick [TotalFark] 2009-05-24 07:50:01 AM  
Article completely useless without pics. Tanks for nuttin!

 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute 2009-05-24 07:50:15 AM  
i93.photobucket.com

/sense of humor

 
quadcam 2009-05-24 07:50:43 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

yeh like I think like isnt there like a Starbucks next to Borders
or maybe it's like a Target or something. Yeh, thats it someone said there was a Target on every corner in Iraq

 
eas81 2009-05-24 07:50:54 AM  
August11: FTA: "...and has since been realizing her childhood dream at NASA's Johnson Space Center, where she works as a project engineer on an international space station."

I knew there were dozens up there. I knew it!!!


You mean the back lot of Universal out in Cali?? Thought that was southern California.

 
Blackthorn [TotalFark] 2009-05-24 07:52:29 AM  
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team: Ep. 208

Relaxing after a full day of study at the library:

www.cmt.com

 
Vangor [TotalFark] 2009-05-24 07:53:37 AM  
Or Yemen, a country on the Arabian peninsula with a bicameral legislature...I can quote all day people.

 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute 2009-05-24 07:54:21 AM  
i242.photobucket.com

/flexibility and compassion

//I think I'm about done.
///We won't be discussing geography in my lair

 
quadcam 2009-05-24 07:55:15 AM  
imagecache.allposters.com

 
Raider_dad 2009-05-24 07:56:33 AM  
September

 
geetus 2009-05-24 07:57:26 AM  
Ummm... Poland?

i17.photobucket.com

 
Doctor Jan Itor 2009-05-24 07:58:19 AM  
dillenger69 Kurdistan!

If only. They actually like us, and have oil!

/I missed Syria.

 
Joce678 2009-05-24 07:59:27 AM  
Hobodeluxe: Kuwait,Syria,Iran,Saudi Arabia and Turkey no map needed.

What about Jordan?

 
Its_A_Tarp 2009-05-24 08:01:32 AM  
cwick: Article completely useless without pics. Tanks for nuttin!

Did I just catch a Caddyshack reference?

 
ScottMpls 2009-05-24 08:01:33 AM  
Canada?

 
cwick [TotalFark] 2009-05-24 08:04:11 AM  
Its_A_Tarp: Did I just catch a Caddyshack reference?

OH DANNY! DAT'S ALL I NEED!

Plucked more times than the Rose of Trillig, I'ms told.

Although it has migrated into general use in my household, so it wasn't really a conscious effort.

 
oryx 2009-05-24 08:08:12 AM  
Countries that border on the Iraq? I was told there would be no geology!

 
Linoleum_Blownapart 2009-05-24 08:09:33 AM  
Hobodeluxe: Kuwait,Syria,Iran,Saudi Arabia and Turkey no map needed.

Kuwait, Syra, Saudi Arabia, Turkey and Iran. Iran so far away. Iran both night and day.

I couldn't get away.

 
blazemongr 2009-05-24 08:11:04 AM  
By early June, only 45 will be invited to join cheerleader training camp. When preseason begins, the final crew will be trimmed to 36.

I sense a highly successful reality show in the making.

 
rubi_con_man 2009-05-24 08:13:34 AM  
Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Syria, Turkey, Azerbaijan, Iran.

Do I win a Dallas cheerleader?

 
dbutters 2009-05-24 08:14:55 AM  
Afghanistan!

 
loser_death_spiral 2009-05-24 08:15:47 AM  
I'll bet "no, I can't" is an acceptable answer.

/didn't RTFA

 
Nakito 2009-05-24 08:17:12 AM  
Sure, Vangor, sure. But can you make it fit to the tune of "When the Saints Go Marching In?"

 
Damn Man 2009-05-24 08:23:27 AM  
I can copy and paste some other geography buffs answers...

Do I win?

 
GungFu 2009-05-24 08:23:35 AM  
A Hard Place?

 
GreatBunzinni 2009-05-24 08:26:38 AM  
As if memorizing simple facts that have been consistently in the news in the past decade is some sort of proof of intelligence.

 
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