I see what you did there.



/subby
/hot

Kennedy was assasinated in 1963. Way to fail history there, subby.

1964?

Please don't tell me she did JFK's corpse...

I'm going to need to see some 1962 pictures of her first.

From the NYT piece:

Ms. Alford's secret was initially divulged six years ago when a biography of Kennedy was published with portions from a 1964 oral history that described the president's 18-month sexual affair with a young intern named Mimi Beardsley.


Not that I expect you to read the article.

He was busy ;)

Marcus Aurelius: 1964?

Please don't tell me she did JFK's corpse...

Zombie JFK had more charisma than all of us.

Somebody beyond LadyBird did LBJ, ick.

Lundah: Kennedy was assasinated in 1963. Way to fail history there, subby.

yeah, this.

wtf, subby?

JerseyTim: I'm going to need to see some 1962 pictures of her first.

I like how when it's Kennedy, the woman has to be insanely attractive, but for Clinton, anyone from HotOrNot.com will do.

/ahh, legacies

Etchy333: JerseyTim: I'm going to need to see some 1962 pictures of her first.

I like how when it's Kennedy, the woman has to be insanely attractive, but for Clinton, anyone from HotOrNot.com will do.

/ahh, legacies

lol ;)

spidermann: Lundah: Kennedy was assasinated in 1963. Way to fail history there, subby.

yeah, this.

wtf, subby?

'the fark' is that the affair went public in 1964. But don't let that stop you and others from neglecting the fact.

SpinStopper: He was busy ;)

And after he got done banging her he went home to



Overrated President, but the dude was one of the greatest players in American history.

redmond24: From the NYT piece:

Ms. Alford's secret was initially divulged six years ago when a biography of Kennedy was published with portions from a 1964 oral history that described the president's 18-month sexual affair with a young intern named Mimi Beardsley.

Not that I expect you to read the article.

There are articles here?

redmond24: spidermann: Lundah: Kennedy was assasinated in 1963. Way to fail history there, subby.

yeah, this.

wtf, subby?

'the fark' is that the affair went public in 1964. But don't let that stop you and others from neglecting the fact.

It was known before then.

"Happy birthday, Mr President...."

And of course the Lewinsky affair lasted from 1995 to 1997, not 1994, thus completing subby's abysmal knowledge of dates.

At least she gets to say she was on the president's staff.

redmond24: 'the fark' is that the affair went public in 1964. But don't let that stop you and others from neglecting the fact.

Well, no. Based on your own quote above . . .

Ms. Alford's secret was initially divulged six years ago when a biography of Kennedy was published with portions from a 1964 oral history that described the president's 18-month sexual affair with a young intern named Mimi Beardsley.

. . . the oral history was from 1964, but it went public six years ago. But don't let that stop you from neglecting the facts.

Nice pearl necklace, Mr. Prez...

I came in to post subby's history fail. I should have known better. Goodnight everyone.

El Freak:

Overrated President, but the dude was one of the greatest players in American history.


Yeah because it's not like he prevented a nuclear war or anything. What a noob.

Not only was there Kennedy fail there is Lewinsky fail, she wasn't hired until 95.

B-b-ut Clinton's the only one of our President to ever have an affair! They said he sullied the Oval Office! The same office where The Gipper wouldn't even take his coat off to work! The scandal even had one of those neat little -Gate suffixes to assure us of the magnitude of outrage to be expected. Now this? WTF?

TennesseeTuxedo: B-b-ut Clinton's the only one of our President to ever have an affair! They said he sullied the Oval Office! The same office where The Gipper wouldn't even take his coat off to work! The scandal even had one of those neat little -Gate suffixes to assure us of the magnitude of outrage to be expected. Now this? WTF?

actually, I heard Truman was the only one who was not cheating.

/he dropped the bomb twice. he was probably spent after that.
//aisle seat plz.

TennesseeTuxedo: B-b-ut Clinton's the only one of our President to ever have an affair! They said he sullied the Oval Office! The same office where The Gipper wouldn't even take his coat off to work! The scandal even had one of those neat little -Gate suffixes to assure us of the magnitude of outrage to be expected. Now this? WTF?

Let's all laugh at the funny Clinton apologist.

Came in here to say "useless without a photo of her at the time." Thanks, TheOther.

C'mon, Jack. You can do better than that. In fact, you did -- a lot.

Coulda had sex with any lib girl in the universe, and he picks her.

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: El Freak:

Overrated President, but the dude was one of the greatest players in American history.


Yeah because it's not like he prevented a nuclear war or anything. What a noob.

He also very likely stole an election, hung around with known criminals, engaged in a Three Stooges style effort to get rid of Castro and made the US look like a bunch of schmucks, dragged his feet on civil rights AND illegally had the president of South Vietnam assassinated and increased involvement in a war the US had absolutely no business in. But yeah, he ended a crisis that we helped create by removing the missiles we had in Turkey aimed at the USSR that we put there long before they put any in Cuba, so that means he was a great president.

He was mediocre, at best. He's only revered because he died in office.

This is bad news...for Onassis

I blew Eisenhower. Can I have a book deal?

El Freak: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: El Freak:

Overrated President, but the dude was one of the greatest players in American history.


Yeah because it's not like he prevented a nuclear war or anything. What a noob.

He also very likely stole an election, hung around with known criminals, engaged in a Three Stooges style effort to get rid of Castro and made the US look like a bunch of schmucks, dragged his feet on civil rights AND illegally had the president of South Vietnam assassinated and increased involvement in a war the US had absolutely no business in. But yeah, he ended a crisis that we helped create by removing the missiles we had in Turkey aimed at the USSR that we put there long before they put any in Cuba, so that means he was a great president.

He was mediocre, at best. He's only revered because he died in office.


that is so full of fail, it makes my sense of history weep. I'm not going to bother to refute every single one of your points though I easily could, but it is enough to make you look like a schmuck merely by pointing out that we didn't have Diem assassinated, the south vietnamese military did. we knew about it and we let it happen, but we didn't do it. that's a big difference from OMG KENNEDY IS TEH DEVIL!

This isn't about a LBJ BJ?


Thanks alot! Now I have no fapping material for the day!!


(Oh, and, umm...err...uhhh...JFK died in 1963, so if she's claiming something happened in 1964...she's got some 'splainin to do)

(Also this: B.J. Clinton was getting serviced in 1996, so the FAIL is strong with this mixedupdatesmitter)

Crude: This isn't about a LBJ BJ?


Thanks alot! Now I have no fapping material for the day!!


(Oh, and, umm...err...uhhh...JFK died in 1963, so if she's claiming something happened in 1964...she's got some 'splainin to do)

(Also this: B.J. Clinton was getting serviced in 1996, so the FAIL is strong with this mixedupdatesmitter)

thank god you are here to point that out. we were just about to believe it all.

Thought y'äll were talking about this liason with the preznit for a second there.

Dr. Rosenrosen: And of course the Lewinsky affair lasted from 1995 to 1997, not 1994, thus completing subby's abysmal knowledge of dates.

I don't know about anyone else, but when I see that picture I forget all about the article in question and just feel bad for that poor kitty.

He's probably thinking "Why are my jailers doing this to me? Will it last forever? Am I going to die?"

It's like kitty waterboarding.

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: El Freak:

Overrated President, but the dude was one of the greatest players in American history.


Yeah because it's not like he prevented a nuclear war or anything. What a noob.

Hollerin Charlie: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: El Freak:

Overrated President, but the dude was one of the greatest players in American history.


Yeah because it's not like he prevented a nuclear war or anything. What a noob.

oh KILL people... I knew I was doing something wrong!

Jackie Kennedy unavailable for comment until 2067.

Flying Lasagna Monster: Coulda had sex with any lib girl in the universe, and he picks her.

Forget Kennedy, I want to hear about Grover Cleveland!

Man On Fire: actually, I heard Truman was the only one who was not cheating.

Well, Truman and Nixon. So "they" say.

FunkOut: Forget Kennedy, I want to hear about Grover Cleveland!

Ask Karl Rove - he's a scholar of the man. Seriously.

Hollerin Charlie: FunkOut: Forget Kennedy, I want to hear about Grover Cleveland!

Ask Karl Rove - he's a scholar of the man. Seriously.

Whacky. I just wish there were presidents with impressive mustaches. Like Cleveland, Taft, Teddy Roosevelt, etc. I wonder if Obama can even grow a mustache, hmmm...maybe he can wear a fake one.

El Freak: And after he got done banging her he went home to

allthingscapitol.files.wordpress.com

Overrated President, but the dude was one of the greatest players in American history.

I can't help it, but Jackie's wide apart eyes always make me think of Sid from Ice Age.

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: El Freak: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: El Freak:

Overrated President, but the dude was one of the greatest players in American history.


Yeah because it's not like he prevented a nuclear war or anything. What a noob.

He also very likely stole an election, hung around with known criminals, engaged in a Three Stooges style effort to get rid of Castro and made the US look like a bunch of schmucks, dragged his feet on civil rights AND illegally had the president of South Vietnam assassinated and increased involvement in a war the US had absolutely no business in. But yeah, he ended a crisis that we helped create by removing the missiles we had in Turkey aimed at the USSR that we put there long before they put any in Cuba, so that means he was a great president.

He was mediocre, at best. He's only revered because he died in office.


that is so full of fail, it makes my sense of history weep. I'm not going to bother to refute every single one of your points though I easily could, but it is enough to make you look like a schmuck merely by pointing out that we didn't have Diem assassinated, the south vietnamese military did. we knew about it and we let it happen, but we didn't do it. that's a big difference from OMG KENNEDY IS TEH DEVIL!

Per Wikipedia;

Upon learning of Diem's ouster and death, Ho Chi Minh is reported to have said, "I can scarcely believe the Americans would be so stupid."[62] The North Vietnamese Politburo was more explicit, predicting: "The consequences of the 1 November coup d'état will be contrary to the calculations of the U.S. imperialists ... Diem was one of the strongest individuals resisting the people and Communism. Everything that could be done in an attempt to crush the revolution was carried out by Diem. Diem was one of the most competent lackeys of the U.S. imperialists ... Among the anti-Communists in South Vietnam or exiled in other countries, no one has sufficient political assets and abilities to cause others to obey. Therefore, the lackey administration cannot be stabilized. The coup d'état on 1 November 1963 will not be the last."[62]

After Diem's assassination, South Vietnam was unable to establish a stable government and numerous coups took place during the first several years after his death. While the U.S. continued to influence South Vietnam's government, the assassination bolstered North Vietnamese attempts to characterize the South Vietnamese as supporters of colonialism.[

You are a hypocritical dreamer if you only accuse Repubs for covert actions. US govt has a history of doing some pretty nasty stuff in this very nasty world. Like Jack said "You can't handle the truth!".

As for the rest of the charges against Kennedy, they are all well documented right down to Joe K stealing the election in 60.

Not exactly who I would have chosen as a party icon, but whatever.

TommyymmoT: I blew Eisenhower. Can I have a book deal?

Pics (or a stained dress) or it didn't happen.

Hetfield: I can't help it, but Jackie's wide apart eyes always make me think of Sid from Ice Age



So that is where Caroline got her wide apart eyes. Kind of like Abe Sapien

Flying Lasagna Monster: Coulda had sex with any lib girl in the universe, and he picks her.



Clinton was notorious for grabbing the lay ups and low hanging fruit.


He definitely did not mind the fat or ugly.

Phil Herup: So that is where Caroline got her wide apart eyes. Kind of like Abe Sapien

The plot thickens.