It must have been cold there in my Benz-o,
to never have streetlights on your face.
You were content to let me shine, like my bling.
You swagga 'long a step behind.

Did you ever know that you my hood-rat,
you're everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than a crack-head,
'cause you are the dubs beneath my Benz.

Oh, and the comments below the story are not only NSFW (language), they are not suitable for anyone with an IQ higher than a carrot.

dahmers love zombie: It must have been cold there in my Benz-o,
to never have streetlights on your face.
You were content to let me shine, like my bling.
You swagga 'long a step behind.

Did you ever know that you my hood-rat,
you're everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than a crack-head,
'cause you are the dubs beneath my Benz.

dahmers love zombie: Oh, and the comments below the story are not only NSFW (language), they are not suitable for anyone with an IQ higher than a carrot.

I just cried inside
/Please don't think all black are like that

dahmers love zombie: Oh, and the comments below the story are not only NSFW (language), they are not suitable for anyone with an IQ higher than a carrot.

are we talking genetically enhanced or organic carrots?

/makes a difference

yo 50 is a str8 vigger!

0,64 cent. and 50 Cent

He'll take her to the candy shop all right.

He will buy her a gift box of lovely chocolates there to thank her for babysitting his kids.

dahmers love zombie: Oh, and the comments below the story are not only NSFW (language), they are not suitable for anyone with an IQ higher than a carrot.

Ok, I decided to click and see if you were exaggerating.

Not only were you not exaggerating, but after reading said comments I will need to play a couple of games of scrabble and do a NY times crossword just to repair my vocabulary.

Fabulous, know what I'm sayin?

"You are the wind beneath my bling?"

What the great gigglyfark?

Personally, I'm looking forward to the sex tape.

dahmers love zombie: It must have been cold there in my Benz-o,
to never have streetlights on your face.
You were content to let me shine, like my bling.
You swagga 'long a step behind.

Did you ever know that you my hood-rat,
you're everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than a crack-head,
'cause you are the dubs beneath my Benz.

If you weren't already a TFer, I'd sponsor you one for that. And I won't even sponsor myself. Holy shiat, that was brilliant.

"I was hoping we'd sing songs from the Depression, but he's so young that I don't think he knows any of them, I'm going to have to check things out and see what he feels like singing."


Poor woman doesn't know what she's getting into

dahmers love zombie: Oh, and the comments below the story are not only NSFW (language), they are not suitable for anyone with an IQ higher than a carrot.

They're not all bad, I think "Jason" makes a good point:

if this was any rapper other than 50 talking 'bout doing a duet with Midler, you'd be like fark that dat [successful and attractive african american] wtf is he doing - but because it's 50, you say you feeling the idea and it could be good. Get the [fark] out of here and get off the [successful and attractive african american]'s nuts - you guys sucking him off so hard that you clicking his booty

My analysis is that it is more along the lines that 50 is most likely making their booties clap because they're jocking him so hard, but you get the idea

mr lawson: You just know 50 Cent is tapping that ass. Think about it!

I'd really rather not, thanks.

dahmers love zombie 2009-05-23 12:54:05 PM Oh, and the comments below the story are not only NSFW (language), they are not suitable for anyone with an IQ higher than a carrot.
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I think that's shaming the carrot.

/I think my IQ dropped 5 points just reading a couple of them.

This affects me in no way. I have never listened to either one, nor will I ever.

dahmers love zombie: It must have been cold there in my Benz-o,
to never have streetlights on your face.
You were content to let me shine, like my bling.
You swagga 'long a step behind.

Did you ever know that you my hood-rat,
you're everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than a crack-head,
'cause you are the dubs beneath my Benz.

ZING!!!!!! truly nice work.