There's reports it was a suicide. Apparently he threw himself off a cliff, there's reports of finding a suicide note. Too bad he didn't invite W or Cheney to go hiking with him.

Holy crap.

Holy crap. Damn.

+1 on the headline.

isn't this that guy that claimed he's the second-coming of Jesus

He must have been ronrey, so ronrey.

Kimche makes Korea(ns) smell like rotting ass.

deevo: isn't this that guy that claimed he's the second-coming of Jesus

uh no you're thinking of this guy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Myung_Moon

RadicalMiddle: He must have been ronrey, so ronrey.

*shakes fist*

6 posts and you beat me to it.

skinink: "Yonhap said Roh's death came amid an investigation into a bribery scandal that has tarnished his reputation."
Be nice if all the American Banking CEOs could use this as a guide of what they should do after they wrecked the economy.

I knew this was going to happen. He knew that the tech for the cloned dogs that were faked in SK had been stolen by NK and was being used to create a super fake clone Kim Jong Il. He knew that this would lead to the fake zombie apocalypse. The end is near folks.

Lundah: There's reports it was a suicide. Apparently he threw himself off a cliff, there's reports of finding a suicide note. Too bad he didn't invite W or Cheney to go hiking with him.

I know he wanted to commit suicide, but I don't think he wanted to go via shotgun blast to the face.

TwistedIvory: Holy crap.

Holy crap. Damn.

~!hoerery krap!

i cant believe i just lol'd at the headline....i thought i was better than that

May God have mercy on his Seoul.

Of course, there's nothing to the rumors that Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il sent his widow a sympathetic note and a garland of lilies two hours before the body was found.

Nothing.

Who writes this stuff?

A fall is an unintentional accident.

A dive, jump, or other such word is used for people who fall intentionally.

I bet it was those meddling North Koreans and that Kim John Il.

Does this mean no skrimps for xmas?

Lundah: There's reports it was a suicide. Apparently he threw himself off a cliff, there's reports of finding a suicide note. Too bad he didn't invite W or Cheney to go hiking with him.

why don't you go jump off a cliff and take your Messiah with you

Hmmmm. Would you be willing to investigate the haunted mountain for say... a Scooby Snack?

wait... sorry, wrong "Ruh Roh"....

Lundah: There's reports it was a suicide. Apparently he threw himself off a cliff, there's reports of finding a suicide note. Too bad he didn't invite W or Cheney to go hiking with him.

Wow, someone's a sore winner...

SCOOBY SNACK!?!?

I was about to say that I had to go jdoglover: A fall is an unintentional accident.

Not to get pedantic but you can indeed intentionally fall. Just give up standing.

That's sad. I liked Roh Moo-Hyun.

I really need to start previewing. ugh

I came here to say Ruh Roh too.

Was the former South Korean President Scooby Doo?

xen0blue: Lundah: Too bad he didn't invite W or Cheney to go hiking with him.

why don't you go jump off a cliff and take your Messiah with you

I agree with you regarding W who's being a better ex-president than president, but Cheney just won't go away.

Welcome to the Machine: SCOOBY SNACK!?!?

I shake my fist at you!!!

Ryker's Peninsula: May God have mercy on his Seoul.

Thread over.

Puddinhed: Kimche makes Korea(ns) smell like rotting ass.

As repugnant as that stuff is, it actually does ward off colds... ( It worked for me when I was over there)

/my tongue remembers the hot & spicy pain...

Well, at least it's painless...

RadicalMiddle: He must have been ronrey, so ronrey.

I want to believe.

/So sorry...

Belltower: xen0blue: Lundah: Too bad he didn't invite W or Cheney to go hiking with him.

why don't you go jump off a cliff and take your Messiah with you

I agree with you regarding W who's being a better ex-president than president, but Cheney just won't go away.

They're still playing "good cop/bad cop."

berylman: I was about to say that I had to go jdoglover: A fall is an unintentional accident.

Not to get pedantic but you can indeed intentionally fall. Just give up standing.

But can you have an intentional accident?

And he would've gotten away with it if not for those meddling kids and that delicious dog.

/Protip:"Scooby Snack" means something totally different in Korea.

i figured he was attacked by a pack of wolves, like gerald ford

Sgt. Pepper: berylman: I was about to say that I had to go jdoglover: A fall is an unintentional accident.

Not to get pedantic but you can indeed intentionally fall. Just give up standing.

But can you have an intentional accident?

"Ooops... I really didn't mean to stick that there!"

doglover: Who writes this stuff?

A fall is an unintentional accident.

A dive, jump, or other such word is used for people who fall intentionally.

They probably don't want to use words like "dive" or "jump" until they're sure it was a suicide... I'm thinking it's safer just to say it was a "fall" for now.

I guess their Political Executives go off a cliff themselves and leave a note. Our Executives shoot their friends in the face, and them make them apologize for getting shot.

Different strokes, eh?

Did he fall or was he pushed?
I'm sure I read an Agatha Christie novel about that.

zamboni: And he would've gotten away with it if not for those meddling kids and that delicious dog.

/Protip:"Scooby Snack" means something totally different in Korea.

Cocktease.

Puddinhed: Kimche makes Korea(ns) smell like rotting ass.

0/10. Troll attempt: FAIL.

/if that was one
//attempt at humor -1/10

I raff I roose?

doglover: Who writes this stuff?

A fall is an unintentional accident.

A dive, jump, or other such word is used for people who fall intentionally.

An unintentional accident is redundant, isn't it?

/Or you're just REALLY driving the point home!! :D

actingcaptain: I raff I roose?

Damn man, I lost. Seriously!

zephyy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Myung_Moon

I've been to his compound outside of Yeosu. It's creepy.

No Mu-hyeon was crooked as a bent nail (as is I Myeong-bak!) but I didn't expect him to off himself. I was there when he was impeached, though. That was intense.

doglover: Who writes this stuff?


Graduates of America's finest schools of journalism, that's who.

Former South Korean First Lady Sku Bee Du is beside herself.