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(Yahoo) Followup Remember Rick Perry, Texas' secessionist governor? The one who didn't want the bailout funds for jobs? Yea, they're going to use bailout money to rebuild his mansion   (fe14.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com) divider line 101
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mikemoto [TotalFark] 2009-05-22 10:21:01 PM  
The man who I voted for in 2006 and who should be our great state's next governor. Link (new window)

 
oldebayer [TotalFark] 2009-05-22 11:21:00 PM  
But as soon as the mansion's paint is dry, the secession is back on the table.

 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 12:30:54 AM  
what a cock.

 
UberDave [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 12:34:44 AM  
mikemoto: The man who I voted for in 2006 and who should be our great state's next governor. Link (new window)


Rick Astley?!

 
lajimi [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 12:47:57 AM  
"If we're going to fix it up we're going to have to use stimulus money," said state Sen. Steve Ogden, R-Bryan. "We've made a decision to use the stimulus money. This is a good use of it."

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff128/lajimi/Misc/texas.jpg

 
006andahalf 2009-05-23 12:50:17 AM  
Typical.

 
lajimi [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 12:50:18 AM  
TAKE TWO


i236.photobucket.com


/There, that's better

 
cambie [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 12:57:47 AM  
lajimi: TAKE TWO

/There, that's better


If you were from Texas you would have figured out how to post that picture the first time around.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 01:52:33 AM  
Yeah, pretty sure that isn't the way those funds were intended. But please GOP, brag about spending your stimulus money this way. I can see voters throwing up their hands in disgust and walking away.

 
lajimi [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 02:32:32 AM  
cambie: lajimi: TAKE TWO

/There, that's better

If you were from Texas you would have figured out how to post that picture the first time around.


Or sober.

 
SchlingFocker [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 04:31:17 AM  
As much of a bag of wind as The Hair is, the "secession" thing was never something he actually said.

 
apistat 2009-05-23 05:33:46 AM  
SchlingFocker: As much of a bag of wind as The Hair is, the "secession" thing was never something he actually said.

Yeah, he just went out there and did one of those "some people are even talking about secession if the federal government doesn't get off our backs..." sort of things, then gave a little wink and a nod and acted indignant when any of those evil liberal media types suggested he said anything supportive of it.


The governor has been living in a three-story, limestone home with a heated pool, an outdoor cabana and a guest house.

The state is paying some $9,900-a-month in rent while the Governor's Mansion undergoes renovations, records show.


wtf?

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 05:45:18 AM  
I've heard from... reliable-ish sources* that Lance Armstrong is gonna run for Governor. Can anyone confirm whether or not this is true?

/*reliable-ish sources = anonymous internet people
//no, not anonymous
///they'd come up with something better

 
DirkValentine 2009-05-23 06:01:20 AM  
what a fool.

does anyone here, any Texans, have anything good to say about this?

for the record, I'm a Texan, so rail me for that or STFU.

 
muck4doo [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 06:09:26 AM  
Hey submittard, the mansion belongs to the state. It is not the property of Rick Perry. But you knew that already, didn't you? If it wasn't for libtards burning it down, this wouldn't even be an issue. Leave it to libtards to destroy something, and then criticize when repairs are made to what they have destroyed. You libtards who are whining are pathetic. Go get farked with a weed whacker.

/Libtards!

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-05-23 06:24:31 AM  
i246.photobucket.com

 
crab66 2009-05-23 06:29:11 AM  
SchlingFocker: As much of a bag of wind as The Hair is, the "secession" thing was never something he actually said.

The implication was obvious.

 
ipsofacto 2009-05-23 06:30:24 AM  
They've got a TV ad campaign to raise donations too. The spokespeople are all multi-millionaires.

 
sadbad 2009-05-23 06:33:44 AM  
The System Works.

 
Bigger Leftist Intarweb Schlong 2009-05-23 07:19:16 AM  
Wow, that's typical.

"Fark you, I won't accept this stimulus money to help the unemployed in my state and help create jo----- oh, my mansion needs paint. Hey, give me that stimulus money! My 'crib' needs 'bling', haha."

/steers and queers

 
TennesseeTuxedo 2009-05-23 07:21:41 AM  
People get the politicians they deserve.

 
Alphax 2009-05-23 07:24:44 AM  
TennesseeTuxedo: People get the politicians they deserve.

You must have a low opinion of humanity.

 
Fat Bobcat 2009-05-23 07:27:14 AM  
To be fair, he didn't approve it, the legislature did, and the mansion isn't 'his'. Also, it did get burned down awhile back, it is not some on-a-whim upgrade.

But did anyone actually expect stimulus money to go to places other than government pet projects and lobbying interests?

 
printboy [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 08:02:32 AM  
This guy is so stupid he could be a liberal!

 
Buckaroo Beeblebrox 2009-05-23 08:12:58 AM  
peacecorpsonline.org

Disapproves.

 
jso2897 2009-05-23 08:28:20 AM  
There's no way any state government is going to just leave Federal money lying on the ground. It isn't going to happen, and I don't care what they say, or what dodges they pull to make it look like they aren't doing it.
Why even bother with the lip service, is what I want to know. We all know they are going to take the money in the end - why pretend?

 
Dr. Mojo PhD [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 08:53:50 AM  
muck4doo: Hey submittard, the mansion belongs to the state. It is not the property of Rick Perry. But you knew that already, didn't you? If it wasn't for libtards burning it down, this wouldn't even be an issue. Leave it to libtards to destroy something, and then criticize when repairs are made to what they have destroyed. You libtards who are whining are pathetic. Go get farked with a weed whacker.

/Libtards!


Here's the thing. When a bunch of people with Rs after their names who sit in the legislature decide that the stimulus money they didn't want to give directly or indirectly to taxpayer benefits instead choose to use it to fix the governor's mansion, that just might be the problem.

Not that the mansion does or does not belong to the governor.

"Hi Texas, here's a brazillion dollars to get effective public transport, job creation incentives, infrastructure repair, or anything else you might need to spend it on to make sure people get and retain jobs."

"SECRET MUSLIN MONEY WON'T BUY OUR RUGGED INDIVIDUALIST BLOOD! FARK THE POOR! Oh hey is my house on fire? Ok, I'll take that money to repair it I guess, that should STIMULATE the economy. Like our STIMULUS is for."

 
Express Train to Bonertown 2009-05-23 09:09:24 AM  
RTFA - it was torched by arsonists. It's not like he's putting in a patio and a water slide.

That said, stupid use of federal funds. But what the fark else is new?

 
Marquis de Sod [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 09:12:46 AM  
cambie: lajimi: TAKE TWO

/There, that's better

If you were from Texas you would have figured out how used stimulus money to post that picture the first time around.

 
heinekenftw 2009-05-23 09:36:14 AM  
stupid f*ckwad

 
muck4doo [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 09:37:14 AM  
Dr. Mojo PhD: muck4doo: Hey submittard, the mansion belongs to the state. It is not the property of Rick Perry. But you knew that already, didn't you? If it wasn't for libtards burning it down, this wouldn't even be an issue. Leave it to libtards to destroy something, and then criticize when repairs are made to what they have destroyed. You libtards who are whining are pathetic. Go get farked with a weed whacker.

/Libtards!

Here's the thing. When a bunch of people with Rs after their names who sit in the legislature decide that the stimulus money they didn't want to give directly or indirectly to taxpayer benefits instead choose to use it to fix the governor's mansion, that just might be the problem.

Not that the mansion does or does not belong to the governor.

"Hi Texas, here's a brazillion dollars to get effective public transport, job creation incentives, infrastructure repair, or anything else you might need to spend it on to make sure people get and retain jobs."

"SECRET MUSLIN MONEY WON'T BUY OUR RUGGED INDIVIDUALIST BLOOD! FARK THE POOR! Oh hey is my house on fire? Ok, I'll take that money to repair it I guess, that should STIMULATE the economy. Like our STIMULUS is for."


I take it you were just born stupid. SRSLY. Having PhD in your tag isn't helping you.

 
muck4doo [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 09:41:22 AM  
heinekenftw: stupid f*ckwad

You don't like it? Tell your libtard buddies to stop burning down government buildings. You look stupid when you whine about them getting repaired later.

 
Dr. Mojo PhD [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 09:41:32 AM  
muck4doo: Dr. Mojo PhD: muck4doo: Hey submittard, the mansion belongs to the state. It is not the property of Rick Perry. But you knew that already, didn't you? If it wasn't for libtards burning it down, this wouldn't even be an issue. Leave it to libtards to destroy something, and then criticize when repairs are made to what they have destroyed. You libtards who are whining are pathetic. Go get farked with a weed whacker.

/Libtards!

Here's the thing. When a bunch of people with Rs after their names who sit in the legislature decide that the stimulus money they didn't want to give directly or indirectly to taxpayer benefits instead choose to use it to fix the governor's mansion, that just might be the problem.

Not that the mansion does or does not belong to the governor.

"Hi Texas, here's a brazillion dollars to get effective public transport, job creation incentives, infrastructure repair, or anything else you might need to spend it on to make sure people get and retain jobs."

"SECRET MUSLIN MONEY WON'T BUY OUR RUGGED INDIVIDUALIST BLOOD! FARK THE POOR! Oh hey is my house on fire? Ok, I'll take that money to repair it I guess, that should STIMULATE the economy. Like our STIMULUS is for."

I take it you were just born stupid. SRSLY. Having PhD in your tag isn't helping you.


Can you identify anything in the post that leads you to that conclusion? Anything at all. I formulated a valid argument, are you capable of that?

Round 1 didn't go too well for you, so I'll give you a free Round 2.

 
muck4doo [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 09:46:30 AM  
Dr. Mojo PhD: muck4doo: Dr. Mojo PhD: muck4doo: Hey submittard, the mansion belongs to the state. It is not the property of Rick Perry. But you knew that already, didn't you? If it wasn't for libtards burning it down, this wouldn't even be an issue. Leave it to libtards to destroy something, and then criticize when repairs are made to what they have destroyed. You libtards who are whining are pathetic. Go get farked with a weed whacker.

/Libtards!

Here's the thing. When a bunch of people with Rs after their names who sit in the legislature decide that the stimulus money they didn't want to give directly or indirectly to taxpayer benefits instead choose to use it to fix the governor's mansion, that just might be the problem.

Not that the mansion does or does not belong to the governor.

"Hi Texas, here's a brazillion dollars to get effective public transport, job creation incentives, infrastructure repair, or anything else you might need to spend it on to make sure people get and retain jobs."

"SECRET MUSLIN MONEY WON'T BUY OUR RUGGED INDIVIDUALIST BLOOD! FARK THE POOR! Oh hey is my house on fire? Ok, I'll take that money to repair it I guess, that should STIMULATE the economy. Like our STIMULUS is for."

I take it you were just born stupid. SRSLY. Having PhD in your tag isn't helping you.

Can you identify anything in the post that leads you to that conclusion? Anything at all. I formulated a valid argument, are you capable of that?

Round 1 didn't go too well for you, so I'll give you a free Round 2.

"SECRET MUSLIN MONEY WON'T BUY OUR RUGGED INDIVIDUALIST BLOOD! FARK THE POOR! Oh hey is my house on fire? Ok, I'll take that money to repair it I guess, that should STIMULATE the economy. Like our STIMULUS is for."


Start with that. The only people I have seen calling Obama a "secret Muslin" here on fark have been you left wing whack-a-doodles. It's your favorite strawman. When you start your conversation with that, it is a good indicator of where your mind is already set. Oh, I also see you threw in other strawmen such as "FARK THE POOR".

/You were labeled as stupid for a good reason.

 
Spanky_McFarksalot 2009-05-23 09:57:08 AM  
GAT_00: Yeah, pretty sure that isn't the way those funds were intended.

Why? It's providing jobs.

 
muck4doo [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 10:01:20 AM  
Spanky_McFarksalot: GAT_00: Yeah, pretty sure that isn't the way those funds were intended.

Why? It's providing jobs.


Jobs that wouldn't have been necessary if the libtards hadn't burned down the building in the first place. The hypocrisy in this little thread is astounding.

 
AnnoyingKidNextDoor 2009-05-23 10:08:43 AM  
muck4doo: Spanky_McFarksalot: GAT_00: Yeah, pretty sure that isn't the way those funds were intended.

Why? It's providing jobs.

Jobs that wouldn't have been necessary if the libtards hadn't burned down the building in the first place. The hypocrisy in this little thread is astounding.


So you can you write a single post without comparing liberals to the mentally disabled population or what?

 
heinekenftw 2009-05-23 10:10:26 AM  
AnnoyingKidNextDoor: muck4doo: Spanky_McFarksalot: GAT_00: Yeah, pretty sure that isn't the way those funds were intended.

Why? It's providing jobs.

Jobs that wouldn't have been necessary if the libtards hadn't burned down the building in the first place. The hypocrisy in this little thread is astounding.

So you can you write a single post without comparing liberals to the mentally disabled population or what?


Trolls have difficulties with a certain brain function called 'thinking.'

 
0Icky0 2009-05-23 10:11:05 AM  
muck4doo: The only people I have seen calling Obama a "secret Muslin" here on fark have been you left wing whack-a-doodles.

That's because the 62% of Republicans who actually believe that he is a secret Muslim (Hi Mom!) don't know how to use a computer.

/I pulled that figure from my butt, but it's probably pretty close.

 
HeartBurnKid 2009-05-23 10:16:29 AM  
muck4doo: Dr. Mojo PhD: muck4doo: Hey submittard, the mansion belongs to the state. It is not the property of Rick Perry. But you knew that already, didn't you? If it wasn't for libtards burning it down, this wouldn't even be an issue. Leave it to libtards to destroy something, and then criticize when repairs are made to what they have destroyed. You libtards who are whining are pathetic. Go get farked with a weed whacker.

/Libtards!

Here's the thing. When a bunch of people with Rs after their names who sit in the legislature decide that the stimulus money they didn't want to give directly or indirectly to taxpayer benefits instead choose to use it to fix the governor's mansion, that just might be the problem.

Not that the mansion does or does not belong to the governor.

"Hi Texas, here's a brazillion dollars to get effective public transport, job creation incentives, infrastructure repair, or anything else you might need to spend it on to make sure people get and retain jobs."

"SECRET MUSLIN MONEY WON'T BUY OUR RUGGED INDIVIDUALIST BLOOD! FARK THE POOR! Oh hey is my house on fire? Ok, I'll take that money to repair it I guess, that should STIMULATE the economy. Like our STIMULUS is for."

I take it you were just born stupid. SRSLY. Having PhD in your tag isn't helping you.


That's right. When you've got nothing, just call 'em stupid. That always works.

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 10:18:29 AM  
img105.imageshack.us

New Mexico needs a teabag!

 
Dr. Mojo PhD [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 10:20:39 AM  
muck4doo: Start with that. The only people I have seen calling Obama a "secret Muslin" here on fark have been you left wing whack-a-doodles. It's your favorite strawman. When you start your conversation with that, it is a good indicator of where your mind is already set. Oh, I also see you threw in other strawmen such as "FARK THE POOR".

/You were labeled as stupid for a good reason.


Really, a strawman.

So, I assume if I link you to any one of the many threads on Free Republic where conservatives are, in fact, claiming he's a Muslim, or Conservapedia's entry on him where they claim the same thing, you will admit that this is not, in fact, a strawman and print a full retraction of your "stupid" statement?

I'm betting not, but for starters here's Schafly's lunatic article about Obama's Islamic heritage: Here.

Since this was apparently why I was labeled stupid (for using this as a strawman) and it is demonstrably not a strawman, I expect a rapid and immediate retraction of your statement with a full mea culpa (party of personal responsibility and all).

Instead I'm fairly confident I will get humming and hawing, backpedaling, moving the goal posts, etc.

 
BMulligan 2009-05-23 10:28:06 AM  
I just got around to seeing Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay, and I learned a new word: "hypocriticizer." It seems appropriate here.

 
HeartBurnKid 2009-05-23 10:28:16 AM  
Dr. Mojo PhD: So, I assume if I link you to any one of the many threads on Free Republic where conservatives are, in fact, claiming he's a Muslim, or Conservapedia's entry on him where they claim the same thing, you will admit that this is not, in fact, a strawman and print a full retraction of your "stupid" statement?

Of course he won't. Instead he'll limit it to just Fark posters. And once you find a Fark poster that said it, he'll say they had to be wearing green, or waving an American flag, or something while they said it.

They move the goalposts. That's what they do.

 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 10:34:52 AM  
Gee,

I wonder if any Republicans will respond to this post, since it shines the light and makes the roaches scatter......

 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 10:35:27 AM  
Tricky Ricky!!

 
Dr. Mojo PhD [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 10:36:25 AM  
HeartBurnKid: Dr. Mojo PhD: So, I assume if I link you to any one of the many threads on Free Republic where conservatives are, in fact, claiming he's a Muslim, or Conservapedia's entry on him where they claim the same thing, you will admit that this is not, in fact, a strawman and print a full retraction of your "stupid" statement?

Of course he won't. Instead he'll limit it to just Fark posters. And once you find a Fark poster that said it, he'll say they had to be wearing green, or waving an American flag, or something while they said it.

They move the goalposts. That's what they do.


I know. I can't resist, it's my kryptonite. When I see somebody basically screaming "I'm an intellectual condom, use me like one!" I can't help but gleefully oblige.

 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 10:37:57 AM  
cambie: lajimi: TAKE TWO

/There, that's better

If you were from Texas you would have figured out how to post that picture the first time around.


Wrong.

anotherSchlingFocker: As much of a bag of wind as The Hair is, the "secession" thing was never something he actually said.

yea, he implied it. you can say something and not use the actual words, Shakespeare.

Lame argument.

 
RIDETHEWALRUS 2009-05-23 10:37:58 AM  
no such thing as "federal money". All he is asking for is our money back. Feds steal it we want it back.

 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark] 2009-05-23 10:39:06 AM  
King Something: I've heard from... reliable-ish sources* that Lance Armstrong is gonna run for Governor. Can anyone confirm whether or not this is true?

/*reliable-ish sources = anonymous internet people
//no, not anonymous
///they'd come up with something better


he's not running for Governor. he biking for Governor.

i couldn't help it.

 
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