So in other words, he's whining because he farked up.

Sorry about your luck, pal.

Who?

Shouldn't this be in the "Music" tab?

Instead of spending money promoting this guy, wouldn't it be easier to just buy lottery tickets and eat them?

Accent: Who?

Shouldn't this be in the "Music" tab?

last time i heard boxing was a sport

moar funny pictures

This has got to be the lamest press grab for a songwriter trying to get his song picked up ever.

Can't be any worse that the turd that Nelly and Tim McGraw cooked up a few years back.
/"over & over & over & over &..."
//the shiat that passes for music these days... sheez
///get offa my farkin' lawn

The Evil J.C.: Can't be any worse that the turd that Nelly and Tim McGraw cooked up a few years back.
/"over & over & over & over &..."
//the shiat that passes for music these days... sheez
///get offa my farkin' lawn

Maybe Chris Brown and Joaquin Phoenix could hook to put out some magic. I miss hearing about o'l Joaquin as of lately.

What is a douche bag?
I'll have 'Synonyms For Dumbass' for $1000, Alex.

I'm a black guy that beats my girl and sings country music so I am getting a kick out of this thread

Singing with a douchebag who beat the piss out of his wife would be he kiss of death for a country singer nowadays. If he thinks Carrie Underwood would risk her career to sing with that fark he's sorely mistaken.

srtpointman: Singing with a douchebag who beat the piss out of his wife would be he kiss of death for a country singer nowadays.

Look at the audience country music panders to. Beating his woman will not be an issue with them.

Why not? Seems country is taking old rock stars and giving them new life lately, so let's see what happens. I still think that it will be an EPIC FAIL though.

His next song will be titled:
My fist, her face. It will be a love song.

/Fark him from orbit.

I just wish he'd stop using my name.

/ no talent ass-clown ... etc.

cfreak: I just wish he'd stop using my name.

/ no talent ass-clown ... etc.

You could go by "Christopher".

WTFdoesitmatter: srtpointman: Singing with a douchebag who beat the piss out of his wife would be he kiss of death for a country singer nowadays.

Look at the audience country music panders to. Beating his woman will not be an issue with them.

I'd pay $100 for you to walk into a country bar or honky tonk and punch a woman. You'd probably never walk again. I don't think it'd bother me though, since you like to stereotype poeple that you've clearly never had any interaction with.

Joke or not, you still sound like a douchebag.

Wife beater...Just because he is one and both wear them, does not a smooth transition, make.

bemis23:
Joke or not, you still sound like a douchebag.

He ain't the only one.

Have you heard Mellisa Lambert's Gunpowder and Lead? A lot of country music is about love. Love lost, love found, love lasting after death.....I've found country guys are _in general_ WAY more protective of women.

bemis23: WTFdoesitmatter: srtpointman: Singing with a douchebag who beat the piss out of his wife would be he kiss of death for a country singer nowadays.

Look at the audience country music panders to. Beating his woman will not be an issue with them.

I'd pay $100 for you to walk into a country bar or honky tonk and punch a woman. You'd probably never walk again. I don't think it'd bother me though, since you like to stereotype poeple that you've clearly never had any interaction with.

Joke or not, you still sound like a douchebag.

Change the parameters somewhat to more accurately reflect Brown's siutation (since he didn't hit a total stranger): walk into the same bar - with a woman in tow. At some point tell her to be quiet, then punch her, and every man in the bar would pay you $100 - even if the woman never said a word and every man knew it.

bemis23: WTFdoesitmatter: srtpointman: Singing with a douchebag who beat the piss out of his wife would be he kiss of death for a country singer nowadays.

Look at the audience country music panders to. Beating his woman will not be an issue with them.

I'd pay $100 for you to walk into a country bar or honky tonk and punch a woman. You'd probably never walk again. I don't think it'd bother me though, since you like to stereotype poeple that you've clearly never had any interaction with.

Joke or not, you still sound like a douchebag.

I'll make it $200, and bring a camera.

/this'll be fun

Oh, sorry, nobody has 'cameras' anymore.
I'll bring my phone.

/lawn, off

TJT: His next song will be titled:
My fist, her face. It will be a love song.

The Fist Of Love, by Chris Brown and Garth Brooks

/my apologies to Cliff.

tinyarena: bemis23: WTFdoesitmatter: srtpointman: Singing with a douchebag who beat the piss out of his wife would be he kiss of death for a country singer nowadays.

Look at the audience country music panders to. Beating his woman will not be an issue with them.

I'd pay $100 for you to walk into a country bar or honky tonk and punch a woman. You'd probably never walk again. I don't think it'd bother me though, since you like to stereotype poeple that you've clearly never had any interaction with.

Joke or not, you still sound like a douchebag.

I'll make it $200, and bring a camera.

/this'll be fun

Yeah, you guys have been trolled by me.

/seriously can't stand country music
//GF listens to that crap...

Didn't Bobby Brown do a country music reality show? Is Chris Brown trying to become Bobby...?

Aello: Have you heard Mellisa Lambert's Gunpowder and Lead? A lot of country music is about love. Love lost, love found, love lasting after death.....I've found country guys are _in general_ WAY more protective of women.

Here's an amazing coincidence. There's a gal by the name of Miranda Lambert who does that same song. Who'da thunk it?

//just pullin' yer leg. Great song.

Aello: Have you heard Mellisa Miranda Lambert's Gunpowder and Lead? A lot of country music is about love. Love lost, love found, love lasting after death.....I've found country guys are _in general_ WAY more protective of women.

FTFY

/yes I'm a rock fan with a wife who's a country fan
//makes for epic battles over the car stereo

srtpointman: Singing with a douchebag who beat the piss out of his wife would be he kiss of death for a country singer nowadays. If he thinks Carrie Underwood would risk her career to sing with that fark he's sorely mistaken.

This

Yeah, yeah....I hear it because my roomies listen to it all the time. I'm usually pretty good about artists and what songs they do:/ And hey!!! It's driver's perogative to which station the radio gets turned to!!!!

Aello: Yeah, yeah....I hear it because my roomies listen to it all the time. I'm usually pretty good about artists and what songs they do:/ And hey!!! It's driver's perogative to which station the radio gets turned to!!!!

Damn right. Luckily my wife doesn't mind a Red Sox game or the local sports talk station, and I can live with whatever classic rock station she wants to listen to.

*sigh* Still forever it seems like until football season:( That's the only time my radio gets changed from music. GEAUX TIGERS!!! GEAUX SAINTS!!!!

Pxtl: cfreak: I just wish he'd stop using my name.

/ no talent ass-clown ... etc.

You could go by "Christopher".

No way I should have to change it, he's the one who sucks.

bemis23: Joke or not, you still sound like a douchebag.

Pot, kettle, etc....

Maybe he's going to do a country version of Mr. Bungle's "Love is a Fist"?

phalamir: walk into the same bar - with a woman in tow. At some point tell her to be quiet, then punch her, and every man in the bar would pay you $100 - even if the woman never said a word and every man knew it.

I think you'd get pounded to a farking pulp for pulling that crap.

Maybe Chris Brown & Joaquin Phoenix can dig up Dee Dee "King" Ramone and get Fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-FUNKY together.

If he's trying to revive his career, he should do an album of Ike Turner covers.

Chris Brown to try punching his country music card

Ha Ha. It's funny because if he punched his girlfriend.

/boring headline is boring.

WTFdoesitmatter: tinyarena: bemis23: WTFdoesitmatter: srtpointman: Singing with a douchebag who beat the piss out of his wife would be he kiss of death for a country singer nowadays.

Look at the audience country music panders to. Beating his woman will not be an issue with them.

I'd pay $100 for you to walk into a country bar or honky tonk and punch a woman. You'd probably never walk again. I don't think it'd bother me though, since you like to stereotype poeple that you've clearly never had any interaction with.

Joke or not, you still sound like a douchebag.

I'll make it $200, and bring a camera.

/this'll be fun

Yeah, you guys have been trolled by me.

/seriously can't stand country music
//GF listens to that crap...

Nu-uh
we trolled you by trolling your troll

Just what country music needs, another Glen Campbell in a different shade.

tinyarena: WTFdoesitmatter: tinyarena: bemis23: WTFdoesitmatter: srtpointman: Singing with a douchebag who beat the piss out of his wife would be he kiss of death for a country singer nowadays.

Look at the audience country music panders to. Beating his woman will not be an issue with them.

I'd pay $100 for you to walk into a country bar or honky tonk and punch a woman. You'd probably never walk again. I don't think it'd bother me though, since you like to stereotype poeple that you've clearly never had any interaction with.

Joke or not, you still sound like a douchebag.

I'll make it $200, and bring a camera.

/this'll be fun

Yeah, you guys have been trolled by me.

/seriously can't stand country music
//GF listens to that crap...

Nu-uh
we trolled you by trolling your troll

Both of you try it your own way, ok?

A country gem from 1956, recorded by the Louvin Brothers:

THE KNOXVILLE GIRL

I met a little girl in Knoxville
A town we all know well
And every Sunday evening
Out in her home I'd dwell
We went to take an evening walk
About a mile from town
I picked a stick up off the ground
And knocked that fair girl down;

She fell down on her bended knees
For mercy she did cry
Oh, Willie dear, don't kill me here
I'm unprepared to die
She never spoke another word
I only beat her more
Until the ground around me
Within her blood did flow.

I took her by her golden curls
And I drug her 'round and 'round
Throwing her into the river
That flows through Knoxville town
Go down, go down, you Knoxville girl
With the dark and roving eyes
Go down, go down, you Knoxville girl
You can never be my bride.

I started back to Knoxville
Got there about midnight
My mother she was worried
And woke up in a fright
Saying, ""Dear son, what have you done
To bloody your clothes so?""
I told my anxious mother
I was bleeding at my nose.

I called for me a candle
To light myself to bed
I called for me a handkerchief
To bind my aching head
Rolled and tumbled the whole night through
As troubles was for me
Like flames of hell around my bed
And in my eyes could see.

They carried me down to Knoxville
And put me in a cell
My friends all tried to get me out
But none could go my bail
I'm here to waste my life away
Down in this dirty old jail
Because I murdered that Knoxville girl
The girl I loved so well.

---------- snip -------------

Hmmm.... do I smell a remake?