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dreadprophet 2009-05-22 11:46:09 AM  
So in other words, he's whining because he farked up.

Sorry about your luck, pal.

 
Accent 2009-05-22 11:46:30 AM  
Who?

Shouldn't this be in the "Music" tab?

 
tripperday 2009-05-22 11:47:31 AM  
Instead of spending money promoting this guy, wouldn't it be easier to just buy lottery tickets and eat them?

 
indinoheat 2009-05-22 11:49:05 AM  
Accent: Who?

Shouldn't this be in the "Music" tab?


last time i heard boxing was a sport

 
Emily912 2009-05-22 11:53:14 AM  

 
sloopjohnb 2009-05-22 12:02:35 PM  
This has got to be the lamest press grab for a songwriter trying to get his song picked up ever.

 
The Evil J.C. 2009-05-22 12:06:45 PM  
Can't be any worse that the turd that Nelly and Tim McGraw cooked up a few years back.
/"over & over & over & over &..."
//the shiat that passes for music these days... sheez
///get offa my farkin' lawn

 
LeroyBourne 2009-05-22 12:10:34 PM  
The Evil J.C.: Can't be any worse that the turd that Nelly and Tim McGraw cooked up a few years back.
/"over & over & over & over &..."
//the shiat that passes for music these days... sheez
///get offa my farkin' lawn


Maybe Chris Brown and Joaquin Phoenix could hook to put out some magic. I miss hearing about o'l Joaquin as of lately.

 
ejwsod36 2009-05-22 12:11:17 PM  
What is a douche bag?
I'll have 'Synonyms For Dumbass' for $1000, Alex.

 
Nick Nostril 2009-05-22 12:14:20 PM  
img40.imageshack.us

 
The_Prfect_One 2009-05-22 12:16:08 PM  
I'm a black guy that beats my girl and sings country music so I am getting a kick out of this thread

 
srtpointman 2009-05-22 12:17:12 PM  
Singing with a douchebag who beat the piss out of his wife would be he kiss of death for a country singer nowadays. If he thinks Carrie Underwood would risk her career to sing with that fark he's sorely mistaken.

 
WTFdoesitmatter 2009-05-22 12:26:42 PM  
srtpointman: Singing with a douchebag who beat the piss out of his wife would be he kiss of death for a country singer nowadays.

Look at the audience country music panders to. Beating his woman will not be an issue with them.

 
bluorangefyre 2009-05-22 12:43:49 PM  
Why not? Seems country is taking old rock stars and giving them new life lately, so let's see what happens. I still think that it will be an EPIC FAIL though.

 
TJT 2009-05-22 12:45:15 PM  
His next song will be titled:
My fist, her face. It will be a love song.

/Fark him from orbit.

 
cfreak 2009-05-22 12:55:43 PM  
I just wish he'd stop using my name.

/ no talent ass-clown ... etc.

 
Pxtl 2009-05-22 12:57:54 PM  
cfreak: I just wish he'd stop using my name.

/ no talent ass-clown ... etc.


You could go by "Christopher".

 
bemis23 2009-05-22 01:21:36 PM  
WTFdoesitmatter: srtpointman: Singing with a douchebag who beat the piss out of his wife would be he kiss of death for a country singer nowadays.

Look at the audience country music panders to. Beating his woman will not be an issue with them.


I'd pay $100 for you to walk into a country bar or honky tonk and punch a woman. You'd probably never walk again. I don't think it'd bother me though, since you like to stereotype poeple that you've clearly never had any interaction with.

Joke or not, you still sound like a douchebag.

 
Tigggy 2009-05-22 01:28:48 PM  
Wife beater...Just because he is one and both wear them, does not a smooth transition, make.

 
zippie26 2009-05-22 01:30:30 PM  
bemis23:
Joke or not, you still sound like a douchebag.


He ain't the only one.

 
Aello 2009-05-22 01:32:54 PM  
Have you heard Mellisa Lambert's Gunpowder and Lead? A lot of country music is about love. Love lost, love found, love lasting after death.....I've found country guys are _in general_ WAY more protective of women.

 
phalamir 2009-05-22 01:33:58 PM  
bemis23: WTFdoesitmatter: srtpointman: Singing with a douchebag who beat the piss out of his wife would be he kiss of death for a country singer nowadays.

Look at the audience country music panders to. Beating his woman will not be an issue with them.

I'd pay $100 for you to walk into a country bar or honky tonk and punch a woman. You'd probably never walk again. I don't think it'd bother me though, since you like to stereotype poeple that you've clearly never had any interaction with.

Joke or not, you still sound like a douchebag.


Change the parameters somewhat to more accurately reflect Brown's siutation (since he didn't hit a total stranger): walk into the same bar - with a woman in tow. At some point tell her to be quiet, then punch her, and every man in the bar would pay you $100 - even if the woman never said a word and every man knew it.

 
tinyarena 2009-05-22 01:39:09 PM  
bemis23: WTFdoesitmatter: srtpointman: Singing with a douchebag who beat the piss out of his wife would be he kiss of death for a country singer nowadays.

Look at the audience country music panders to. Beating his woman will not be an issue with them.

I'd pay $100 for you to walk into a country bar or honky tonk and punch a woman. You'd probably never walk again. I don't think it'd bother me though, since you like to stereotype poeple that you've clearly never had any interaction with.

Joke or not, you still sound like a douchebag.


I'll make it $200, and bring a camera.

/this'll be fun

 
tinyarena 2009-05-22 01:40:03 PM  
Oh, sorry, nobody has 'cameras' anymore.
I'll bring my phone.

/lawn, off

 
JoshuaTheWarrior 2009-05-22 01:40:52 PM  
TJT: His next song will be titled:
My fist, her face. It will be a love song.


The Fist Of Love, by Chris Brown and Garth Brooks

/my apologies to Cliff.

 
WTFdoesitmatter 2009-05-22 01:43:15 PM  
tinyarena: bemis23: WTFdoesitmatter: srtpointman: Singing with a douchebag who beat the piss out of his wife would be he kiss of death for a country singer nowadays.

Look at the audience country music panders to. Beating his woman will not be an issue with them.

I'd pay $100 for you to walk into a country bar or honky tonk and punch a woman. You'd probably never walk again. I don't think it'd bother me though, since you like to stereotype poeple that you've clearly never had any interaction with.

Joke or not, you still sound like a douchebag.

I'll make it $200, and bring a camera.

/this'll be fun


Yeah, you guys have been trolled by me.

/seriously can't stand country music
//GF listens to that crap...

 
bluefelix 2009-05-22 01:51:05 PM  
Didn't Bobby Brown do a country music reality show? Is Chris Brown trying to become Bobby...?

 
John Buck 41 2009-05-22 01:58:30 PM  
Aello: Have you heard Mellisa Lambert's Gunpowder and Lead? A lot of country music is about love. Love lost, love found, love lasting after death.....I've found country guys are _in general_ WAY more protective of women.

Here's an amazing coincidence. There's a gal by the name of Miranda Lambert who does that same song. Who'da thunk it?

//just pullin' yer leg. Great song.

 
bluorangefyre 2009-05-22 02:00:12 PM  
Aello: Have you heard Mellisa Miranda Lambert's Gunpowder and Lead? A lot of country music is about love. Love lost, love found, love lasting after death.....I've found country guys are _in general_ WAY more protective of women.

FTFY

/yes I'm a rock fan with a wife who's a country fan
//makes for epic battles over the car stereo

 
KJUW89 2009-05-22 02:02:35 PM  
srtpointman: Singing with a douchebag who beat the piss out of his wife would be he kiss of death for a country singer nowadays. If he thinks Carrie Underwood would risk her career to sing with that fark he's sorely mistaken.

This

 
Aello 2009-05-22 02:09:38 PM  
Yeah, yeah....I hear it because my roomies listen to it all the time. I'm usually pretty good about artists and what songs they do:/ And hey!!! It's driver's perogative to which station the radio gets turned to!!!!

 
John Buck 41 2009-05-22 02:21:13 PM  
Aello: Yeah, yeah....I hear it because my roomies listen to it all the time. I'm usually pretty good about artists and what songs they do:/ And hey!!! It's driver's perogative to which station the radio gets turned to!!!!

Damn right. Luckily my wife doesn't mind a Red Sox game or the local sports talk station, and I can live with whatever classic rock station she wants to listen to.

 
Aello 2009-05-22 02:31:37 PM  
*sigh* Still forever it seems like until football season:( That's the only time my radio gets changed from music. GEAUX TIGERS!!! GEAUX SAINTS!!!!

 
AnubisMan 2009-05-22 02:44:14 PM  
Pxtl: cfreak: I just wish he'd stop using my name.

/ no talent ass-clown ... etc.

You could go by "Christopher".


No way I should have to change it, he's the one who sucks.

 
Why Would I Read the Article 2009-05-22 02:45:46 PM  
bemis23: Joke or not, you still sound like a douchebag.

Pot, kettle, etc....

 
Thelyphthoric 2009-05-22 02:47:26 PM  
Maybe he's going to do a country version of Mr. Bungle's "Love is a Fist"?

 
wingnutx 2009-05-22 03:06:17 PM  
phalamir: walk into the same bar - with a woman in tow. At some point tell her to be quiet, then punch her, and every man in the bar would pay you $100 - even if the woman never said a word and every man knew it.

I think you'd get pounded to a farking pulp for pulling that crap.

 
fenrael23 2009-05-22 03:07:41 PM  
Maybe Chris Brown & Joaquin Phoenix can dig up Dee Dee "King" Ramone and get Fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-FUNKY together.

 
zodar99 2009-05-22 05:22:42 PM  
If he's trying to revive his career, he should do an album of Ike Turner covers.

 
shtychkn 2009-05-22 05:53:35 PM  
Chris Brown to try punching his country music card

Ha Ha. It's funny because if he punched his girlfriend.

/boring headline is boring.

 
tinyarena 2009-05-22 06:02:15 PM  
WTFdoesitmatter: tinyarena: bemis23: WTFdoesitmatter: srtpointman: Singing with a douchebag who beat the piss out of his wife would be he kiss of death for a country singer nowadays.

Look at the audience country music panders to. Beating his woman will not be an issue with them.

I'd pay $100 for you to walk into a country bar or honky tonk and punch a woman. You'd probably never walk again. I don't think it'd bother me though, since you like to stereotype poeple that you've clearly never had any interaction with.

Joke or not, you still sound like a douchebag.

I'll make it $200, and bring a camera.

/this'll be fun

Yeah, you guys have been trolled by me.

/seriously can't stand country music
//GF listens to that crap...


Nu-uh
we trolled you by trolling your troll

 
Fishstick Kitty 2009-05-22 07:44:53 PM  
Just what country music needs, another Glen Campbell in a different shade.

 
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat 2009-05-23 02:39:17 AM  
tinyarena: WTFdoesitmatter: tinyarena: bemis23: WTFdoesitmatter: srtpointman: Singing with a douchebag who beat the piss out of his wife would be he kiss of death for a country singer nowadays.

Look at the audience country music panders to. Beating his woman will not be an issue with them.

I'd pay $100 for you to walk into a country bar or honky tonk and punch a woman. You'd probably never walk again. I don't think it'd bother me though, since you like to stereotype poeple that you've clearly never had any interaction with.

Joke or not, you still sound like a douchebag.

I'll make it $200, and bring a camera.

/this'll be fun

Yeah, you guys have been trolled by me.

/seriously can't stand country music
//GF listens to that crap...

Nu-uh
we trolled you by trolling your troll


Both of you try it your own way, ok?

 
GibbyTheMole 2009-05-23 08:57:27 AM  
A country gem from 1956, recorded by the Louvin Brothers:

THE KNOXVILLE GIRL

I met a little girl in Knoxville
A town we all know well
And every Sunday evening
Out in her home I'd dwell
We went to take an evening walk
About a mile from town
I picked a stick up off the ground
And knocked that fair girl down;

She fell down on her bended knees
For mercy she did cry
Oh, Willie dear, don't kill me here
I'm unprepared to die
She never spoke another word
I only beat her more
Until the ground around me
Within her blood did flow.

I took her by her golden curls
And I drug her 'round and 'round
Throwing her into the river
That flows through Knoxville town
Go down, go down, you Knoxville girl
With the dark and roving eyes
Go down, go down, you Knoxville girl
You can never be my bride.

I started back to Knoxville
Got there about midnight
My mother she was worried
And woke up in a fright
Saying, ""Dear son, what have you done
To bloody your clothes so?""
I told my anxious mother
I was bleeding at my nose.

I called for me a candle
To light myself to bed
I called for me a handkerchief
To bind my aching head
Rolled and tumbled the whole night through
As troubles was for me
Like flames of hell around my bed
And in my eyes could see.

They carried me down to Knoxville
And put me in a cell
My friends all tried to get me out
But none could go my bail
I'm here to waste my life away
Down in this dirty old jail
Because I murdered that Knoxville girl
The girl I loved so well.

---------- snip -------------

Hmmm.... do I smell a remake?

 
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