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(NME) Interesting I said, "JAY-Z IS LEAVING DEF JAM RECORDS"   (nme.com) divider line 21
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PickinWhiskers 2009-05-22 01:35:25 AM  
Prequel: What?

 
Madadder 2009-05-22 01:50:10 AM  
Is this a joke on how big Jay-Z's lips are and how unintelligible it makes him.


Because that's just mean. And slightly racist.

 
BasqueBastard 2009-05-22 01:52:42 AM  
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2and4 2009-05-22 03:56:55 AM  
....and is now free to make more money than God. Jay-Z has been counting the hours until this happened.

///or his he too late?

Only time will tell, tune in to the next episode of 'The Music Biz', Tuesdays at 8:30pm, only on TV.

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2009-05-22 05:49:21 AM  
JayZ needs to be brought up on charges in the Hague.

His over production on Beyonce's records is a crime. She has a
fine natural voice, but he auto tunes her to death.

That, and every one of her songs is exactly the same, and that's
all him.

 
BlackMuntu 2009-05-22 07:26:54 AM  
DjangoStonereaver: JayZ needs to be brought up on charges in the Hague.

His over production on Beyonce's records is a crime. She has a
fine natural voice, but he auto tunes her to death.


Leonardo diCaprio needs to be brought up on charges in the Hague.

His over production on Celine Dion's records is a crime. She has
a fine natural voice, but he auto tunes her to death.

That, and every one of her songs is exactly the same, and that's
all him.

 
Unmatched Brutality 2009-05-22 09:01:26 AM  
Unsuprisingly, no one cares. Doesn't even register a blip on my care-less-O-meter.

Call me when he's shot by some other useless entertainer.

 
MisterLoki 2009-05-22 09:41:31 AM  
2and4: ....and is now free to make more money than God. Jay-Z has been counting the hours until this happened.

///or his he too late?

Only time will tell, tune in to the next episode of 'The Music Biz', Tuesdays at 8:30pm, only on TV.


This. I am sure this thread will fill up with a lot of hate for Jay, but he is one savvy mothrfarker.

 
indinoheat 2009-05-22 10:18:29 AM  
He really sucked at the inaugural ball. I don't know why they even let him perform. It was garbage to be preformed in front of a world leader.

 
Farkn Yaj Yenrac 2009-05-22 10:24:27 AM  
Ha! You wrote in caps like you're yelling because the name is Def Jam!

On that note, what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

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I can't peanut butter my cock down your throat!

 
Troy McClure 2009-05-22 11:19:30 AM  
Fat Joe left Atlantic.

 
Pengfish 2009-05-22 11:25:08 AM  
Troy McClure: Fat Joe left Atlantic.

Damn, beat me to it!

 
indinoheat 2009-05-22 11:51:48 AM  
Troy McClure: Fat Joe left Atlantic.

Does this mean the ocean water levels with drop?

 
Zeppelininthesky [TotalFark] 2009-05-22 01:25:13 PM  
Troy McClure: Fat Joe left Atlantic.

That he blows!

 
Zeppelininthesky [TotalFark] 2009-05-22 01:25:52 PM  
Zeppelininthesky: Troy McClure: Fat Joe left Atlantic.

That he blows!


Thar not that..

 
FreeLoveFreeway 2009-05-22 01:57:06 PM  
Farkn Yaj Yenrac: On that note, what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
I can't peanut butter my cock down your throat!


You're not a dog owner, I see.

 
Farkn Yaj Yenrac 2009-05-22 03:15:05 PM  
FreeLoveFreeway: You're not a dog owner, I see.

Nice.

 
creepy jackalope eye 2009-05-22 05:12:00 PM  
Troy McClure: Fat Joe left Atlantic.

I came for this.
Gotta go, almost time to fire up a little "Flashlight" and slip inside the Copenhagen Room...

 
Cicero_X 2009-05-22 05:42:27 PM  
Unmatched Brutality: Unsuprisingly, no one cares. Doesn't even register a blip on my care-less-O-meter.

Call me when he's shot by some other useless entertainer.


Liar.

 
steamingpile 2009-05-22 11:24:09 PM  
Cicero_X: Unmatched Brutality: Unsuprisingly, no one cares. Doesn't even register a blip on my care-less-O-meter.

Call me when he's shot by some other useless entertainer.

Liar.


Well most of us arent black or are above the age of 19 and white when all rap/hip-hop ceases to matter to us, its the main reason the music industry is dying. No music for people with the most free income.

 
srdrifter82 2009-05-24 12:50:19 PM  
indinoheat: Troy McClure: Fat Joe left Atlantic.

Does this mean the ocean water levels with drop?


lol

 
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