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(Met-Art) Boobies A hot naked blonde who is almost too pretty for porn (Not safe for work)   (hosted.met-art.com) divider line 13
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17282 clicks; posted to Foobies » on 20 May 2009 at 1:50 AM   |  Make this a Fark FavoriteFavorite    |   share: Share on OMGTWITTER WEB2.0share on StumbleUponshare on Facebook  more»

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thamike 2009-05-20 01:30:32 AM  
Well that was a backwards complement, if I've ever seen one.

 
Joystk [TotalFark] 2009-05-20 01:32:24 AM  
Meh. All blonds look alike and are mildly pretty.

 
TwistedIvory [TotalFark] 2009-05-20 01:40:28 AM  
She looks like the kind of gal you'd love to bring home to mom.

 
thamike 2009-05-20 01:41:28 AM  
Joystk: Meh. All blonds look alike and are mildly pretty.

They still drive better than Asians.

 
Cyberluddite [TotalFark] 2009-05-20 01:45:37 AM  
TwistedIvory: She looks like the kind of gal you'd love to bring home to mom.

But don't bring her home to dad--he'll definitely try to get into her pants.

 
Joystk [TotalFark] 2009-05-20 01:47:21 AM  
thamike: Joystk: Meh. All blonds look alike and are mildly pretty.

They still drive better than Asians.

Which is why I like my women like I like my root beer.

Dark brown, spicy, and sweeter than cane sugar.

 
thamike 2009-05-20 01:53:05 AM  
Joystk: Which is why I like my women like I like my root beer.

Dark brown, spicy, and sweeter than cane sugar.

You definitely struck one note of creepy with that. I think it had something to do with root beer.

 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark] 2009-05-20 02:06:24 AM  
Is there some sort of law against pubic hair now? I must've missed the vote.

Over the last couple thousand generations we have seen what is called "pedomorphism" in women. They lost most of their body hair through artificial selection.

But not even a landing strip? Give me a break! She looks like she's 8.

8-year-olds, dude.

 
thamike 2009-05-20 02:12:17 AM  
ecmoRandomNumbers: Over the last couple thousand generations we have seen what is called "pedomorphism" in women.

OK, you just beat the last guy. Welcome to "Creepy," buddy.

 
Norad [TotalFark] 2009-05-20 02:15:49 AM  
Can't we all shut up about 'creepy' and look at a fine pair of hooters and one nice pink taco? What the hell is wrong with you bunged-up freaks?

 
thamike 2009-05-20 02:22:03 AM  
Norad: one nice pink taco?

Now it's on. What's next, starfish?


Any kind of sea creature reference?

 
Unsung_Hero 2009-05-20 06:10:18 AM  
ecmoRandomNumbers: But not even a landing strip? Give me a break! She looks like she's 8.

8-year-olds, dude.

First, she DOES have an itty-bitty landing strip.

Second, no way does she look 8.

Third, she's purty.

/Would insert penis

 
DirkGozinya [TotalFark] 2009-05-20 01:43:53 PM  
ecmoRandomNumbers: But not even a landing strip? Give me a break! She looks like she's 8.

You say that like it's a bad thing...

/j/k
//I'll have a seat over there

 
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