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(USA Today) Interesting The recession's on, so let's take a look at what people are buying: gardening seeds, tanning products, Spam. Oh, and condoms. Lots and lots of condoms   (usatoday.com) divider line 67
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Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2009-05-17 10:02:49 AM  
Well, you grow your vegetables, but want to be sure you don't get sunburn while you're working in the garden. Then you balance the meal with an inexpensive meat substitute and go look for some slutty hippies at the commune down the block. It's a perfect day.

 
co-conspirator [TotalFark] 2009-05-17 10:58:14 AM  
ANTI-CATHOLIC BIGOTRY!!!

 
MuadDib [TotalFark] 2009-05-17 11:44:57 AM  

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2009-05-17 12:12:37 PM  
makes sense. Condoms are a lot cheaper than babies.

 
meat0918 2009-05-17 01:17:35 PM  
SilentStrider: makes sense. Condoms are a lot cheaper than babies.

Came here to say this.

Pocket Ninja: Well, you grow your vegetables, but want to be sure you don't get sunburn while you're working in the garden. Then you balance the meal with an inexpensive meat substitute and go look for some slutty hippies at the commune down the block. It's a perfect day.

Not if you ate that "meat".

 
jmr61 2009-05-17 01:18:46 PM  
Forget that. I had bareback backdoor sex with the girlfriend Friday night for the first time. No baby, no condom, all the better.

 
chicagogasman [TotalFark] 2009-05-17 01:19:11 PM  
SilentStrider: makes sense. Condoms are a lot cheaper than babies.

That is for damn sure. I love having neices and nephews. Any time my gf brings up the idea of children, I just go visit my brother.

 
Gothmolly 2009-05-17 01:20:32 PM  
Buttsecks > condom

 
John_Rat_Safari 2009-05-17 01:21:46 PM  
SilentStrider: makes sense. Condoms are a lot cheaper than babies potential tards.

Doctor Lexus has FTFY.

 
czerno 2009-05-17 01:25:08 PM  
jmr61: Forget that. I had bareback backdoor sex with the girlfriend Friday night for the first time. No baby, no condom, all the better.

Your girl can still get pregnant from that, you know. Leakage and all. Have fun explaining that conception to your child.

 
ghare 2009-05-17 01:26:45 PM  
I do have twice the garden I had last year. Financially it helps, but it isn't dramatic, especially if it's your first year with a garden.

I helped a buddy build and fill 2 12x12 beds: for the lumber and a dumptruckload of topsoil, over $200. I also made 4 trips to a horse farm to pick up manure to add to the topsoil (Florida "topsoil" = sand), which I had to load & unload in my truck by myself. If I had saved all that money and worked at a paying job for the hours I've put in, could have bought a LOT of vegetables.

Next year he'll be in good shape with relatively little labor or cash outlay.

And fresh veggies do rock.

 
Cornwell [TotalFark] 2009-05-17 01:34:48 PM  
czerno: jmr61: Forget that. I had bareback backdoor sex with the girlfriend Friday night for the first time. No baby, no condom, all the better.

Your girl can still get pregnant from that, you know. Leakage and all. Have fun explaining that conception to your child.


Are you crazy? That's the kind of ammo you save for that one special occasion you really, really, really need to burn your kid real bad. You don't explain things like that, you hoard it, and you bring it out when you really need it, preferably with the homemade buttsecks video to boot.

 
tshetter 2009-05-17 01:36:45 PM  
images.buzzillions.com

They arent completely horrible...

 
Spanky_McFarksalot 2009-05-17 01:37:03 PM  
Pocket Ninja: Well, you grow your vegetables, but want to be sure you don't get sunburn while you're working in the garden. Then you balance the meal with an inexpensive meat substitute and go look for some slutty hippies at the commune down the block. It's a perfect day.

Stop stalking me!

 
Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr 2009-05-17 01:38:11 PM  
Condom sex is like banging the kitchen Tupperware.

/just sayin'

 
Hollerin Charlie 2009-05-17 01:39:46 PM  
czerno: jmr61: Forget that. I had bareback backdoor sex with the girlfriend Friday night for the first time. No baby, no condom, all the better.

Your girl can still get pregnant from that, you know. Leakage and all. Have fun explaining that conception to your child.


farm3.static.flickr.com

Uh, are we talking creampies here or some kind of internal anal/vagina conduit?

 
tshetter 2009-05-17 01:40:29 PM  
ghare: I do have twice the garden I had last year. Financially it helps, but it isn't dramatic, especially if it's your first year with a garden.

I helped a buddy build and fill 2 12x12 beds: for the lumber and a dumptruckload of topsoil, over $200. I also made 4 trips to a horse farm to pick up manure to add to the topsoil (Florida "topsoil" = sand), which I had to load & unload in my truck by myself. If I had saved all that money and worked at a paying job for the hours I've put in, could have bought a LOT of vegetables.

Next year he'll be in good shape with relatively little labor or cash outlay.

And fresh veggies do rock.


Im about 2-3months behind on getting mine together but i have a 10x20' garden going tomatoes, celery, peppers, onions, chives, oregano, basil, thyme, chamomile.

All the soil here is sand so ya..about $100 in soil and $20 in seeds and starter kit.

Maybe ill grabs some new pics now...

 
billybobtoo 2009-05-17 01:40:42 PM  
plus, with a little care, their reusable...

 
Mister Peejay 2009-05-17 01:42:17 PM  
jmr61: Forget that. I had bareback backdoor sex with the girlfriend Friday night for the first time. No baby, no condom, all the better.

And so jmr61 discovers the urinary tract infection.

 
limeyfellow 2009-05-17 01:45:28 PM  
My garden is rocking along this year. Expanded it to two fields, each measuring about 120 feet by 60 feet. This usually gets me enough products to eat fresh all summer and fall and enough to can and freeze a bunch for over the winter and for the next couple of years, especially if we get another massive drought, like last year. I also give a bunch away to poor families in the area, neighbours, and friends who don't otherwise get to eat fresh vegetables. The fruit trees are also doing well.

This years crop include potatoes, garden beans, cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, greens, okra, corn, beetroot, rhubarb, lettuce, onions, green peppers, red and yellow peppers, banana peppers, melons, water melons, tomatoes, cucumbers, strawberrys, blackberrys, wheat, peaches, pears, and apples.

Overall it keeps you going quite well. I trade with a woman who owns chickens for some of her eggs. I can get horse manure of the guy across the road who breeds them. I hunt and have friends who hunt for me so I have a nice selection of meats. The only thing I have real trouble getting is milk and dairy products, due to the massive restrictions on milk farming and they don't want to end up loosing their licenses.

I only live a couple of miles from the town centre too. Oh and the sex is nice also.

 
dinch 2009-05-17 01:50:55 PM  
limeyfellow

Next you're going to say you're a freaking astronaut! Right?

just kidding. Sounds like you've got the good life

 
thelordofcheese 2009-05-17 01:51:57 PM  
chicagogasman: SilentStrider: makes sense. Condoms are a lot cheaper than babies.

That is for damn sure. I love having neices and nephews. Any time my gf brings up the idea of children, I just go visit my brother.


You sound like me 2 years ago.

Now I'm single.

/And if her friends' are getting married and you already live together, by god...

 
tshetter 2009-05-17 02:01:17 PM  
Tomatoes, celery and peppers:
i263.photobucket.com

IF you are going to do basil, get some purple basil:
i263.photobucket.com

It smells awesome and looks good too.

 
the wand 2009-05-17 02:13:37 PM  
condoms. happy ending recession

 
Klivian 2009-05-17 02:25:27 PM  
How is recession formed? How economy get pragnant?

 
gwendolyyyn 2009-05-17 02:26:11 PM  
Hollerin Charlie: czerno: jmr61:


Uh, are we talking creampies here or some kind of internal anal/vagina conduit?


Creampies I believe are what was implied.

 
Klivian 2009-05-17 02:27:31 PM  
gwendolyyyn: Hollerin Charlie: czerno: jmr61:


Uh, are we talking creampies here or some kind of internal anal/vagina conduit?

Creampies I believe are what was implied.


How YOU doin'?

*checks profile* Boyfriend, damn...

 
Hollerin Charlie 2009-05-17 02:33:16 PM  
gwendolyyyn: Hollerin Charlie: czerno: jmr61:


Uh, are we talking creampies here or some kind of internal anal/vagina conduit?

Creampies I believe are what was implied.


Getting old. I think I need to sign up for a refresher sex-ed course.

 
tshetter 2009-05-17 02:38:19 PM  
Hollerin Charlie: gwendolyyyn: Hollerin Charlie: czerno: jmr61:


Uh, are we talking creampies here or some kind of internal anal/vagina conduit?

Creampies I believe are what was implied.

Getting old. I think I need to sign up for a refresher sex-ed course.


Isnt that standard with your purchase of a Fark Party Admission?

 
gwendolyyyn 2009-05-17 02:45:51 PM  
tshetter: Hollerin Charlie: gwendolyyyn: Hollerin Charlie: czerno: jmr61:

Isnt that standard with your purchase of a Fark Party Admission?


The recession took away our sex educashuns.

 
Necrosis 2009-05-17 02:46:48 PM  
I wish I could have a proper veggie garden, right now I've got three herbs and a tomato plant in pots on the apartment balcony. Won't exactly get us through the winter... Who knows when we'll live somewhere long enough for it to be worth planting a real garden, still in the young and moving around phase.

 
eggi541 2009-05-17 02:56:26 PM  
I kind of went crazy last month, after most of a day drinking, borrowed the neighbors roto tiller and ripped up a huge plot. About 100 by 100 feet. Been spending a couple days a week raking out the old grass and planting seedlings and whatnot. Have very little clue as to what I am doing, but it is starting to resemble a garden. Some 50 packs of seeds later and still not done planting. Hope even half of it grows. Just hope the savings at the store is equal to the expense of the water. Would hate to find I spent more than I saved.
Next year I might have a better game plan.

 
asshatinagetawaycar 2009-05-17 02:57:59 PM  
Stop hording your money, dumbshiats.

 
panda 2009-05-17 02:59:57 PM  
billybobtoo: plus, with a little care, their reusable...

Greatly increases the risk of breakage, I really wouldn't recommend that. If you're really unable to afford condoms, go to a local hospital or other source of free condoms and get some. They may not be the exact brand you want, but it's gotta be better than re-use.

 
Roland Deschain's Revolvers 2009-05-17 03:01:32 PM  
Hollerin Charlie: czerno: jmr61: Forget that. I had bareback backdoor sex with the girlfriend Friday night for the first time. No baby, no condom, all the better.

Your girl can still get pregnant from that, you know. Leakage and all. Have fun explaining that conception to your child.



Uh, are we talking creampies here or some kind of internal anal/vagina conduit?


"Internal anal/vagina conduit"? This kind of ignorance of basic, sex-ed-level anatomy is one of many reasons why so many babbys get formed accidentally...

How many of you ladies even know how long you're fertile each month (how long the egg lasts when you ovulate), or how long sperm survives in your reproductive tract? Do you know how your birth control pills work?

All of these things (and MUCH MUCH more) should be basic knowledge, for ladies and gentlemen alike. Anything less is irresponsible.

 
Squidgilum 2009-05-17 03:26:05 PM  
And guns. Lots and lots of guns. Oh, and bullets, too!

Strangely, no one seems to need clay pigeons or paper targets.

 
austerity101 2009-05-17 03:27:42 PM  
Roland Deschain's Revolvers: How many of you ladies even know how long you're fertile each month (how long the egg lasts when you ovulate), or how long sperm survives in your reproductive tract? Do you know how your birth control pills work?

All of these things (and MUCH MUCH more) should be basic knowledge, for ladies and gentlemen alike. Anything less is irresponsible.


Or you can just circumvent the issue and go gay.

/helping to keep down population growth one gay buttsecks at a time.

 
backdrop69 2009-05-17 03:29:35 PM  
So,just for the record... you're saying that there is not some kind of internal anal/vagina conduit?

She could have recto-vaginal fistula

 
Gothmolly 2009-05-17 03:30:15 PM  
Roland Deschain's Revolvers
How are things up on top of your tower?

 
Caulfield 2009-05-17 03:43:37 PM  
czerno: Your girl can still get pregnant from that, you know. Leakage and all.

Any good economy thread should cover the trickle-down theory.

 
Robo Beat 2009-05-17 03:48:20 PM  
Anybody know of a good website/book for container gardening? I've been meaning to start growing some herbs and maybe small veggie plants in pots out on the balcony, but I'm not sure where to begin.

/apartment dweller
//alas, no community gardens around here

 
tumy4me 2009-05-17 03:54:59 PM  
Sex is a cheap form of entertainment. Instead of taking her out and pumping enough drinks into her to eventually violate her in a passed out state, you can now skip all that and just tell her you are being fiscally responsible.

 
chopit 2009-05-17 03:56:14 PM  
jmr61: Forget that. I had bareback backdoor sex with the girlfriend Friday night for the first time. No baby, no condom, all the better.

I had accidental bareback backdoor sex with the girlfriend Friday night for the first time. Slammin' away with her bent over the bathroom counter, slipped out and back in the wrong one. Poop on my dick was not fun. We've done it before, but with some prep work, including but not limited to lube and condoms. She said she "saw stars", and not in the good way.

 
Mister Peejay 2009-05-17 03:59:56 PM  
Bee Roo Ga Ho Shee: So,just for the record... you're saying that there is not some kind of internal anal/vagina conduit?

Not normally, no.

But it's not impossible, and there is one recorded case of a girl who got pregnant even though she didn't have a cervical orifice.

Makes you wonder how she had her periods.

 
scrumpox 2009-05-17 04:00:03 PM  
jmr61: Forget that. I had bareback backdoor sex with the girlfriend Friday night for the first time. No baby, no condom, all the better.

www.screenhead.com

Would like a word...

 
Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr 2009-05-17 04:00:31 PM  
Robo Beat: Anybody know of a good website/book for container gardening?

This is now my new term for buttsecks.

/loves me some hot, hot bareback container gardening.

 
Ironclad2 2009-05-17 04:05:10 PM  
HORTICULTURE THREAD!!

 
Hollerin Charlie 2009-05-17 04:13:05 PM  
backdrop69: So,just for the record... you're saying that there is not some kind of internal anal/vagina conduit?

She could have recto-vaginal fistula


That was what I had in mind. That, or Lupus.

 
Belltower 2009-05-17 04:14:39 PM  
Bee Roo Ga Ho Shee: Oh great, yet another home vegetable garden and anal creampie thread.

We're hoping to complete the trifecta.

 
derbtastic 2009-05-17 04:17:13 PM  
You got anal sex in my gardening thread!

You got gardening in my anal sex thread!

/doesn't like the idea of backdoor bareback. Seems the wrong kind of dirty

 
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