Well, you grow your vegetables, but want to be sure you don't get sunburn while you're working in the garden. Then you balance the meal with an inexpensive meat substitute and go look for some slutty hippies at the commune down the block. It's a perfect day.

And repeats (^)

makes sense. Condoms are a lot cheaper than babies.

SilentStrider: makes sense. Condoms are a lot cheaper than babies.

Came here to say this.

Pocket Ninja: Well, you grow your vegetables, but want to be sure you don't get sunburn while you're working in the garden. Then you balance the meal with an inexpensive meat substitute and go look for some slutty hippies at the commune down the block. It's a perfect day.

Not if you ate that "meat".

Forget that. I had bareback backdoor sex with the girlfriend Friday night for the first time. No baby, no condom, all the better.

SilentStrider: makes sense. Condoms are a lot cheaper than babies.

That is for damn sure. I love having neices and nephews. Any time my gf brings up the idea of children, I just go visit my brother.

Buttsecks > condom

SilentStrider: makes sense. Condoms are a lot cheaper than babies potential tards.

Doctor Lexus has FTFY.

jmr61: Forget that. I had bareback backdoor sex with the girlfriend Friday night for the first time. No baby, no condom, all the better.

Your girl can still get pregnant from that, you know. Leakage and all. Have fun explaining that conception to your child.

I do have twice the garden I had last year. Financially it helps, but it isn't dramatic, especially if it's your first year with a garden.

I helped a buddy build and fill 2 12x12 beds: for the lumber and a dumptruckload of topsoil, over $200. I also made 4 trips to a horse farm to pick up manure to add to the topsoil (Florida "topsoil" = sand), which I had to load & unload in my truck by myself. If I had saved all that money and worked at a paying job for the hours I've put in, could have bought a LOT of vegetables.

Next year he'll be in good shape with relatively little labor or cash outlay.

And fresh veggies do rock.

czerno: jmr61: Forget that. I had bareback backdoor sex with the girlfriend Friday night for the first time. No baby, no condom, all the better.

Your girl can still get pregnant from that, you know. Leakage and all. Have fun explaining that conception to your child.

Are you crazy? That's the kind of ammo you save for that one special occasion you really, really, really need to burn your kid real bad. You don't explain things like that, you hoard it, and you bring it out when you really need it, preferably with the homemade buttsecks video to boot.

They arent completely horrible...

Pocket Ninja: Well, you grow your vegetables, but want to be sure you don't get sunburn while you're working in the garden. Then you balance the meal with an inexpensive meat substitute and go look for some slutty hippies at the commune down the block. It's a perfect day.

Stop stalking me!

Condom sex is like banging the kitchen Tupperware.

/just sayin'

czerno: jmr61: Forget that. I had bareback backdoor sex with the girlfriend Friday night for the first time. No baby, no condom, all the better.

Your girl can still get pregnant from that, you know. Leakage and all. Have fun explaining that conception to your child.



Uh, are we talking creampies here or some kind of internal anal/vagina conduit?

ghare: I do have twice the garden I had last year. Financially it helps, but it isn't dramatic, especially if it's your first year with a garden.

I helped a buddy build and fill 2 12x12 beds: for the lumber and a dumptruckload of topsoil, over $200. I also made 4 trips to a horse farm to pick up manure to add to the topsoil (Florida "topsoil" = sand), which I had to load & unload in my truck by myself. If I had saved all that money and worked at a paying job for the hours I've put in, could have bought a LOT of vegetables.

Next year he'll be in good shape with relatively little labor or cash outlay.

And fresh veggies do rock.

Im about 2-3months behind on getting mine together but i have a 10x20' garden going tomatoes, celery, peppers, onions, chives, oregano, basil, thyme, chamomile.

All the soil here is sand so ya..about $100 in soil and $20 in seeds and starter kit.

Maybe ill grabs some new pics now...

plus, with a little care, their reusable...

jmr61: Forget that. I had bareback backdoor sex with the girlfriend Friday night for the first time. No baby, no condom, all the better.

And so jmr61 discovers the urinary tract infection.

My garden is rocking along this year. Expanded it to two fields, each measuring about 120 feet by 60 feet. This usually gets me enough products to eat fresh all summer and fall and enough to can and freeze a bunch for over the winter and for the next couple of years, especially if we get another massive drought, like last year. I also give a bunch away to poor families in the area, neighbours, and friends who don't otherwise get to eat fresh vegetables. The fruit trees are also doing well.

This years crop include potatoes, garden beans, cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, greens, okra, corn, beetroot, rhubarb, lettuce, onions, green peppers, red and yellow peppers, banana peppers, melons, water melons, tomatoes, cucumbers, strawberrys, blackberrys, wheat, peaches, pears, and apples.

Overall it keeps you going quite well. I trade with a woman who owns chickens for some of her eggs. I can get horse manure of the guy across the road who breeds them. I hunt and have friends who hunt for me so I have a nice selection of meats. The only thing I have real trouble getting is milk and dairy products, due to the massive restrictions on milk farming and they don't want to end up loosing their licenses.

I only live a couple of miles from the town centre too. Oh and the sex is nice also.

limeyfellow

Next you're going to say you're a freaking astronaut! Right?

just kidding. Sounds like you've got the good life

chicagogasman: SilentStrider: makes sense. Condoms are a lot cheaper than babies.

That is for damn sure. I love having neices and nephews. Any time my gf brings up the idea of children, I just go visit my brother.

You sound like me 2 years ago.

Now I'm single.

/And if her friends' are getting married and you already live together, by god...

Tomatoes, celery and peppers:


IF you are going to do basil, get some purple basil:


It smells awesome and looks good too.

condoms. happy ending recession

How is recession formed? How economy get pragnant?

Hollerin Charlie: czerno: jmr61:


Uh, are we talking creampies here or some kind of internal anal/vagina conduit?

Creampies I believe are what was implied.

gwendolyyyn: Hollerin Charlie: czerno: jmr61:


Uh, are we talking creampies here or some kind of internal anal/vagina conduit?

Creampies I believe are what was implied.

How YOU doin'?

*checks profile* Boyfriend, damn...

gwendolyyyn: Hollerin Charlie: czerno: jmr61:


Uh, are we talking creampies here or some kind of internal anal/vagina conduit?

Creampies I believe are what was implied.

Getting old. I think I need to sign up for a refresher sex-ed course.

Hollerin Charlie: gwendolyyyn: Hollerin Charlie: czerno: jmr61:


Uh, are we talking creampies here or some kind of internal anal/vagina conduit?

Creampies I believe are what was implied.

Getting old. I think I need to sign up for a refresher sex-ed course.

Isnt that standard with your purchase of a Fark Party Admission?

tshetter: Hollerin Charlie: gwendolyyyn: Hollerin Charlie: czerno: jmr61:

Isnt that standard with your purchase of a Fark Party Admission?

The recession took away our sex educashuns.

I wish I could have a proper veggie garden, right now I've got three herbs and a tomato plant in pots on the apartment balcony. Won't exactly get us through the winter... Who knows when we'll live somewhere long enough for it to be worth planting a real garden, still in the young and moving around phase.

I kind of went crazy last month, after most of a day drinking, borrowed the neighbors roto tiller and ripped up a huge plot. About 100 by 100 feet. Been spending a couple days a week raking out the old grass and planting seedlings and whatnot. Have very little clue as to what I am doing, but it is starting to resemble a garden. Some 50 packs of seeds later and still not done planting. Hope even half of it grows. Just hope the savings at the store is equal to the expense of the water. Would hate to find I spent more than I saved.
Next year I might have a better game plan.

Stop hording your money, dumbshiats.

billybobtoo: plus, with a little care, their reusable...

Greatly increases the risk of breakage, I really wouldn't recommend that. If you're really unable to afford condoms, go to a local hospital or other source of free condoms and get some. They may not be the exact brand you want, but it's gotta be better than re-use.

Hollerin Charlie: czerno: jmr61: Forget that. I had bareback backdoor sex with the girlfriend Friday night for the first time. No baby, no condom, all the better.

Your girl can still get pregnant from that, you know. Leakage and all. Have fun explaining that conception to your child.



Uh, are we talking creampies here or some kind of internal anal/vagina conduit?

"Internal anal/vagina conduit"? This kind of ignorance of basic, sex-ed-level anatomy is one of many reasons why so many babbys get formed accidentally...

How many of you ladies even know how long you're fertile each month (how long the egg lasts when you ovulate), or how long sperm survives in your reproductive tract? Do you know how your birth control pills work?

All of these things (and MUCH MUCH more) should be basic knowledge, for ladies and gentlemen alike. Anything less is irresponsible.

And guns. Lots and lots of guns. Oh, and bullets, too!

Strangely, no one seems to need clay pigeons or paper targets.

Roland Deschain's Revolvers: How many of you ladies even know how long you're fertile each month (how long the egg lasts when you ovulate), or how long sperm survives in your reproductive tract? Do you know how your birth control pills work?

All of these things (and MUCH MUCH more) should be basic knowledge, for ladies and gentlemen alike. Anything less is irresponsible.

Or you can just circumvent the issue and go gay.

/helping to keep down population growth one gay buttsecks at a time.

So,just for the record... you're saying that there is not some kind of internal anal/vagina conduit?

She could have recto-vaginal fistula

Roland Deschain's Revolvers
How are things up on top of your tower?

czerno: Your girl can still get pregnant from that, you know. Leakage and all.

Any good economy thread should cover the trickle-down theory.

Anybody know of a good website/book for container gardening? I've been meaning to start growing some herbs and maybe small veggie plants in pots out on the balcony, but I'm not sure where to begin.

/apartment dweller
//alas, no community gardens around here

Sex is a cheap form of entertainment. Instead of taking her out and pumping enough drinks into her to eventually violate her in a passed out state, you can now skip all that and just tell her you are being fiscally responsible.

jmr61: Forget that. I had bareback backdoor sex with the girlfriend Friday night for the first time. No baby, no condom, all the better.

I had accidental bareback backdoor sex with the girlfriend Friday night for the first time. Slammin' away with her bent over the bathroom counter, slipped out and back in the wrong one. Poop on my dick was not fun. We've done it before, but with some prep work, including but not limited to lube and condoms. She said she "saw stars", and not in the good way.

Bee Roo Ga Ho Shee: So,just for the record... you're saying that there is not some kind of internal anal/vagina conduit?

Not normally, no.

But it's not impossible, and there is one recorded case of a girl who got pregnant even though she didn't have a cervical orifice.

Makes you wonder how she had her periods.

jmr61: Forget that. I had bareback backdoor sex with the girlfriend Friday night for the first time. No baby, no condom, all the better.



Would like a word...

Robo Beat: Anybody know of a good website/book for container gardening?

This is now my new term for buttsecks.

/loves me some hot, hot bareback container gardening.

backdrop69: So,just for the record... you're saying that there is not some kind of internal anal/vagina conduit?

She could have recto-vaginal fistula

That was what I had in mind. That, or Lupus.

Bee Roo Ga Ho Shee: Oh great, yet another home vegetable garden and anal creampie thread.

We're hoping to complete the trifecta.

You got anal sex in my gardening thread!

You got gardening in my anal sex thread!

/doesn't like the idea of backdoor bareback. Seems the wrong kind of dirty