When the man took off running Mustafa chased him, but he then realized a man with a gun was also chasing him.

"After he hit me across the face with the gun, I said what you going to do, shoot me in front of all these people? He said no, I'm going to shoot your old lady, so he went over and started pointing the gun at her."

Then a few minutes later the gunman turned and shot Mustafa in the rear end.

I come to Fark for stories like this. Beautiful.

The victim.

Ahh, Jacksonville Florida. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. It's the Florida analog of Detroit.

/have lived both places

Mustafa is an Arabic name... I'm not sure what part of the terrorist plan includes having his car and clothing stolen, but I don't like it. Send him to Gitmo.

I can't even laugh at this. I think I'm done. I hate this world.

... wtf, since when is Florida a third world country? Random gun play right out in the open, people acting like it's not a big deal... I had to check the tagline to make sure it wasn't in guatemala or some crap like that

MegaCorpEmployee: Mustafa is an Arabic name


Begs to differ

Stories like this make me proud to live in Florida... and inspire me to stay armed.

GeekTheMighty: ... wtf, since when is Florida a third world country?

Aug 12th, 1979

Remember Sammy Jankis.

Walter Sobchak: And look at it this way Dude, who's got a million farking dollars in their trunk? Huh?
The Dude: Their trunk?
Walter Sobchak: Who's got a million farking dollars in their farking car? And whadda they got? My dirty undies... my farking whites...
[They walk out of the bowling alley and see the Dude's car gone]
Walter Sobchak: Dude, where is your car?
The Dude: Fark...
Walter Sobchak: It was parked in a handicapped zone, perhaps they towed it.
The Dude: You farking know its been stolen.
Donny: Who's got your undies Walter?

/obvious

I have not been to Jacksonville yet. Is this a local custom?

GeekTheMighty: ... wtf, since when is Florida a third world country? Random gun play right out in the open, people acting like it's not a big deal... I had to check the tagline to make sure it wasn't in guatemala or some crap like that

It's a TV show come to life, where it's perfectly ok to run around chasing people with a gun. People down there will figure it out once they have to stop every hour for that annoying theme song, but it'll be ok when all the problems they currently face are dealt with in 55 minutes

Discordian36: It's the Florida analog of Detroit.

No, that'd be South Miami.

This vaguely sounds like Memento: "Now what? Oh, I'm chasing this guy. Oops. Nope, he's chasing me."

That's like assuming that the guy you see riding your stolen bike is the same guy that stole it. Stupid assumption.

Klivian: GeekTheMighty: ... wtf, since when is Florida a third world country? Random gun play right out in the open, people acting like it's not a big deal... I had to check the tagline to make sure it wasn't in guatemala or some crap like that

It's a TV show come to life, where it's perfectly ok to run around chasing people with a gun. People down there will figure it out once they have to stop every hour for that annoying theme song, but it'll be ok when all the problems they currently face are dealt with in 55 minutes

Damn, that sounds nice. I have some problems I'd like to deal with in 55 minutes (minus advertizement breaks, of course)... and even major problems I could deal with in 2 55 minute periods- sweet!

Also, any chance I could nail the hot secretary?

Little bastard shot me in the ass

Why is the "Stole my car and my clothes" part of the story the part we have detail on? Who's the dude with the gun? Why was he chasing Mufasa? Where did he come from? WHY WHY WHY?

Too farking early for this...

The aristocrats.

"OK, so what am I doing?...I'm chasing this guy"

*gunshot*

"No, he's chasing me"

/First thing I thought of
//hotlinked with zero shame

But then the man with the gun who was chasing the victim who was chasing the guy wearing his clothes realizes he was being chased by a zombie.

Discordian36: Ahh, Jacksonville Florida. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. It's the Florida analog of Detroit.

/have lived both places

OMG me too and that's EXATCLY how I describe Jax to folks. Imagine a bad smelling Detroit with the palm trees.

Jacksonville is not that bad of a place; however, there are some parts that you want to avoid like the plague. Most of the stuff like this will have North side attached to it. Arlington and Springfield areas will appear also. If you do come for a visit head to the Beaches or stay close to the South side and you will be fine.

FreakinB: "OK, so what am I doing?...I'm chasing this guy"

*gunshot*

"No, he's chasing me"

/First thing I thought of
//hotlinked with zero shame

I came here for this. Leave satisfied.

The only good thing about being wounded in the buttocks is the ice cream.

BeerLion: Discordian36: Ahh, Jacksonville Florida. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. It's the Florida analog of Detroit.

/have lived both places

OMG me too and that's EXATCLY how I describe Jax to folks. Imagine a bad smelling Detroit with the palm trees.

You two must have been "Townies".

Klivian: GeekTheMighty: ... wtf, since when is Florida a third world country? Random gun play right out in the open, people acting like it's not a big deal... I had to check the tagline to make sure it wasn't in guatemala or some crap like that

It's a TV show come to life, where it's perfectly ok to run around chasing people with a gun. People down there will figure it out once they have to stop every hour for that annoying theme song, but it'll be ok when all the problems they currently face are dealt with in 55 minutes

Actually, it's a more optimistic 41 minutes. However, in today's world the good guys must lose every three or four 41-minute cycles. To keep things 'edgy.'

FreakinB: "OK, so what am I doing?...I'm chasing this guy"

*gunshot*

"No, he's chasing me"

/First thing I thought of
//hotlinked with zero shame

Farking love that movie.

Theological Farker: Discordian36: It's the Florida analog of Detroit.

No, that'd be South Miami.

Nah, really, Jax is Detroit.

I actually like Jax a lot, I've lived there 3 times. I avoid certain areas, though, like the part of town where my friend found a dead whore in his dumpster.

I came for the "If the victim had a concealed weapons permit and was carrying a gun" comments and I'm leaving unsatisfied.

Humans have to be careful in Toontown.

This is why carrying a gun at all times would be useful.

\take that anti gun lobby!

So THAT's why they have armed guards and metal detectors at Shands.

Waiting Patiently....

Where's the follow-up story about Pat Robertson blaming this kind of thing on the sinful actions of people in Jacksonville.

And then telling him to turn the other cheek.

Bunny Deville: I actually like Jax a lot, I've lived there 3 times. I avoid certain areas, though, like the part of town where my friend found killed and hid a dead whore in his dumpster.

/oh come on, you were thinking it
//I keed, I keed

dougfm: Bunny Deville: I actually like Jax a lot, I've lived there 3 times. I avoid certain areas, though, like the part of town where my friend found killed and hid a dead whore in his dumpster.

/oh come on, you were thinking it
//I keed, I keed

it's no joke, i saw him do it.

Ecobuckeye: The only good thing about being wounded in the buttocks is the ice cream.



/agrees
//hot like a sampler box of cocoa

This didn't really happen. It's from a movie

skinink: But then the man with the gun who was chasing the victim who was chasing the guy wearing his clothes realizes he was being chased by a zombie.

Now if you want to take some pictures of the fascinating witches who put the scintilating stiches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus who were chasing the zombie chasing the man with the gun who was chasing the victim who was chasing the guy with stolen clothes...

You're too late!
Because they're just passed by.

Bunny Deville: my friend found a dead whore in his dumpster.

Your friend broke the law. They're supposed to go in the recycling bin.

shallowdiver: Walter Sobchak: And look at it this way Dude, who's got a million farking dollars in their trunk? Huh?
The Dude: Their trunk?
Walter Sobchak: Who's got a million farking dollars in their farking car? And whadda they got? My dirty undies... my farking whites...
[They walk out of the bowling alley and see the Dude's car gone]
Walter Sobchak: Dude, where is your car?
The Dude: Fark...
Walter Sobchak: It was parked in a handicapped zone, perhaps they towed it.
The Dude: You farking know its been stolen.
Donny: Who's got your undies Walter?

Your phone's ringing, Dude.

thelordofcheese: I can't even laugh at this. I think I'm done. I hate this world.

If you start to see things from both sides then you will love the world because you will understand all sides of everyone.

meow said the dog: thelordofcheese: I can't even laugh at this. I think I'm done. I hate this world.

If you start to see things from both sides then you will love the world because you will understand all sides of everyone.

goddamn....shut up.

"Then a few minutes later the gunman turned and shot Mustafa in the rear end."

Obviously Mustafa does not know how this game is played, he forgot to bring his own gun. Also dont bring your wife and kids into it.

/farking move to another state you idiot.

I saw this story on the news last night, and when they got to the part about the guy being shot in the butt, you could hear the reporter trying not to crack up. It made the story WAY funnier to hear him stifling laughter.

BunnyGoddess: I saw this story on the news last night, and when they got to the part about the guy being shot in the butt, you could hear the reporter trying not to crack up. It made the story WAY funnier to hear him stifling laughter.

You know it's a good story when the reporter has to keep from completely losing their shiat on the air.

Like the story about the cop who thought he and his wife OD'd on marijuana. (new window)

Poor Mustafa needed a CCDW permit.

skinink: But then the man with the gun who was chasing the victim who was chasing the guy wearing his clothes realizes he was being chased by a zombie.

chased by:
A) dogs shooting bees from their mouths pg. 387
B) reverse vampire masons pg. 666
C) cold-war era dominatrices pg. 842

/c'mon Fark, it's always C, it's always C, *crosses fingers*

gozar_the_destroyer: This is why carrying a gun at all times would be useful.

\take that anti gun lobby!

Oh Goody...one of those who say everyone should own a gun.


Listen closely...

STOP giving criminals access to legal firearms. You don't want US to do it, then come up with a farking solution, asswipe. 'Cause I guarantee you, if gun violence continues to escalate, there WILL be a backlash from society that NO ONE will be able to halt.

So...rather than just shout down the significant number of American's fed up with gun violence..START OFFERING SOLUTIONS.

farking A...you bring NOTHING of value to the discussion.