Apocatalypse

Love to read the article but I'd hate the spoil the details so I'll just wait for the impending book deal.

I'm going to write a story about a brilliant and twisted psychiatrist who perfects a method of implanting suggestions in victims through specially coded electronic communications. Basically, he discovers a method to control people by typing special phrases and opens a Twitter account and spends years building an army of hypnotized drones who don't know they're hypnotized and then at the end someone finds out what he's doing and tries to stop him but it's too late and he activates his Twitter army and takes over the world blue chicken pasta rowboat.

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Love to read the article but I'd hate the spoil the details so I'll just wait for the impending book deal.

"Sockington and Ashton Kutcher: A Tale of Two Pussies"

Cat amasses half a million Twitter followers, fulfilling one of the signs of the Apocalypse

...thus paving the way for Ceiling Cat's glorious return.

/second Caturday thread?

Pocket Ninja: I'm going to write a story about a brilliant and twisted psychiatrist who perfects a method of implanting suggestions in victims through specially coded electronic communications. Basically, he discovers a method to control people by typing special phrases and opens a Twitter account and spends years building an army of hypnotized drones who don't know they're hypnotized and then at the end someone finds out what he's doing and tries to stop him but it's too late and he activates his Twitter army and takes over the world blue chicken pasta rowboat.

Why don't you write a story called, The End of Literacy (in 140 characters)

FormlessOne: SockMonkeyHolocaust: Love to read the article but I'd hate the spoil the details so I'll just wait for the impending book deal.

"Sockington and Ashton Kutcher: A Tale of Two Pussies"

Win.

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It's things like this that give cat people bad names. I'm no stranger to cats, and my mother is a certifiable cat lady. Why Twitter? Write a damn coffee table book and actually profit off the rabid nature of catnip dazed retards who live out their parental fantasies with a feline.

Twitter Stories?

It's 15 minutes are way overdue.

Stick a fork in it. It's done.

Yeah, well, a snowman I built once had like 50 friends on myspace. So there.

FormlessOne: SockMonkeyHolocaust: Love to read the article but I'd hate the spoil the details so I'll just wait for the impending book deal.

"Sockington and Ashton Kutcher: A Tale of Two Pussies"

WIN. Thread Over.

Looking at my human with smug disdain

And I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance...

I like cats. We have 2 and the caturday thread is always entertaining. But half a million people following a cat on twitter, are you farking kidding me? I almost want to quit the Internet.

Oh hai. Iz pooping now.

Mateles: I almost want to quit the Internet.

But you won't. Soon the decay will gnaw away your soul and you'll be drooling in front of the computer with a paper-bag over your head, mindlessly pounding keys and watching Fred on YouTube. And so it shall come to us all. You'll be typing something insightful one day and before you know it yduhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
lol
cat is fake
post boobs of cats tits or gtfo
this thread is gay

Pocket Ninja: I'm going to write a story about a brilliant and twisted psychiatrist who perfects a method of implanting suggestions in victims through specially coded electronic communications. Basically, he discovers a method to control people by typing special phrases and opens a Twitter account and spends years building an army of hypnotized drones who don't know they're hypnotized and then at the end someone finds out what he's doing and tries to stop him but it's too late and he activates his Twitter army and takes over the world blue chicken pasta rowboat.

So the antennas on their heads wasn't just to make them look more science-fictiony?

Oh, and I hate people. Seriously. What is the real point? Live your life like this? I envy the people who live in "poverty" and have to subsistence farm. Sure, times are tough... but they don't know there is any leisure like this so they are blissfully ignorant of not having a life where everything is done for them and shiat like this can exist. Double-edged sword I guess.

I follow that cat.

RealAmericanHero: Mateles: I almost want to quit the Internet.

But you won't. Soon the decay will gnaw away your soul and you'll be drooling in front of the computer with a paper-bag over your head, mindlessly pounding keys and watching Fred on YouTube. And so it shall come to us all. You'll be typing something insightful one day and before you know it yduhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
lol
cat is fake
post boobs of cats tits or gtfo
this thread is gay

You are not a balanced individual.

I'd rather talk to a lot of cats I can think of than 90% of the idiots running around Twittering all day long.

I don't get the point of twitter. It's just like a site devoted to the facebook status, how pointless is that! Damn trend followers.

I know it's "en vogue" to hate on the Twitter and all its Twits, but it's not that bad.

/and now I'm following this cat
//can't help it
///I am for shamed

This is 1 of the reasons I've blocked Twitter on my computer.

HawgWild: I know it's "en vogue" to hate on the Twitter and all its Twits, but it's not that bad.

/and now I'm following this cat
//can't help it
///I am for shamed

But what's the point of the site? How is it entertaining at all? I'm not hating on it, I just don't understand why it got so big.

TheJoe03: HawgWild: I know it's "en vogue" to hate on the Twitter and all its Twits, but it's not that bad.

/and now I'm following this cat
//can't help it
///I am for shamed

But what's the point of the site? How is it entertaining at all? I'm not hating on it, I just don't understand why it got so big.

Here's the thing, I don't get it either.

I am a journalist, and it's a way to interact with the people who watch my show. I can interact with them and tell them the stories we are working on. It's also a way for viewers to send us tips. And it's a great way to drive viewers to our website.

So, I guess it's a marketing thing.

Pocket Ninja: I'm going to write a story about a brilliant and twisted psychiatrist who perfects a method of implanting suggestions in victims through specially coded electronic communications. Basically, he discovers a method to control people by typing special phrases and opens a Twitter account and spends years building an army of hypnotized drones who don't know they're hypnotized and then at the end someone finds out what he's doing and tries to stop him but it's too late and he activates his Twitter army and takes over the world

Sounds awesome du-

blue chicken pasta rowboat.

AH. AH. AH OH GOD. ARUGUHRGHURHGGHGHHGHHH!!!

I follow Sockington, biatches.

/PROUD

Ah, you could have saved this for next Saturday. Now you'll have to scrape up some other mediocre doldrum to fawn over like cheap hookers waiting to get a bit of man-jam in the face.

The cat's twitter page background says "All your tuna are belong to us." I lol'd.

moar funny pictures

Stupid Web 2.0.

Anyway, something tells me if Fishing Cat had a Twitter feed, it'd be way more popular:

I'm sorry but it is Yusuf now, not Cat. Peace be with you.

legrandbatard: I'm sorry but it is Yusuf now, not Cat. Peace be with you.

Meanwhile, @pennycat is growing even more bitter.

fishcat is teh BOMB!

Pocket Ninja: I'm going to write a story about a brilliant and twisted psychiatrist who perfects a method of implanting suggestions in victims through specially coded electronic communications. Basically, he discovers a method to control people by typing special phrases and opens a Twitter account and spends years building an army of hypnotized drones who don't know they're hypnotized and then at the end someone finds out what he's doing and tries to stop him but it's too late and he activates his Twitter army and takes over the world blue chicken pasta rowboat.

Close enough.

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ChuckyV, that picture is awesome...

http://www.twitter.com/helen_keller
That is all.

I_Hate_Iowa: I follow that cat.

Me too. When his posts pop up on Twhirl I have to smile.

The cat is more literate than Mr. Demi Moore.

Pocket Ninja: I'm going to write a story about a brilliant and twisted psychiatrist who perfects a method of implanting suggestions in victims through specially coded electronic communications. Basically, he discovers a method to control people by typing special phrases and opens a Twitter account and spends years building an army of hypnotized drones who don't know they're hypnotized and then at the end someone finds out what he's doing and tries to stop him but it's too late and he activates his Twitter army and takes over the world blue chicken pasta rowboat.

This is why I have you on my favorite list. In fact, you're the only person I have on that list so far. So few people can ever top your posts, and those that can don't do it regularly enough.

Regarding TFA: I hate twitter. I do not need to hear about the bowel movements of Ashton Kutcher, or the day-to-day activities of a spoiled housecat. That is all.

TheJoe03: HawgWild: I know it's "en vogue" to hate on the Twitter and all its Twits, but it's not that bad.

/and now I'm following this cat
//can't help it
///I am for shamed

But what's the point of the site? How is it entertaining at all? I'm not hating on it, I just don't understand why it got so big.

Narcissism.

I hate twitter, but I had to check this one out -- it's some cute writing, but I could never waste time on it beyond the short reading I just did.

thats it, im killing the internet, if a cat can get half a million followers, its possible

Retarded.