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(New York Daily News) Obvious Bristol Palin graduates from high school, despite failing Trig   (nydailynews.com) divider line 191
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Tui 2009-05-16 05:48:06 PM  
I went back and forth about whether or not I thought this headline was funny.

I ended up on yes, it is funny.

 
PainInTheASP [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 05:53:49 PM  
That's just wrong.

/+1, +2 if I could.

 
Meet Us at the Stick [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 06:00:17 PM  
Is it so hard...

sin2+cos2=1

 
styckx [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 06:10:45 PM  
Yep, this headline is the one. Bravo

 
nekom [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 06:12:02 PM  
Headline of the year material right there. I regret that I have but one +1 to give.

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 06:14:56 PM  
Let's keep the headline kudos to a minimum, lest this thread go off on a tangent.

 
peridinos [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 06:15:55 PM  
UNC_Samurai: Let's keep the headline kudos to a minimum, lest this thread go off on a tangent.

But, but, maybe the subby will come in here and sine it, thus outing themselves to us!

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 06:17:25 PM  
peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Let's keep the headline kudos to a minimum, lest this thread go off on a tangent.

But, but, maybe the subby will come in here and sine it, thus outing themselves to us!


Careful, that's a slippery slope.

 
peridinos [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 06:19:36 PM  
UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Let's keep the headline kudos to a minimum, lest this thread go off on a tangent.

But, but, maybe the subby will come in here and sine it, thus outing themselves to us!

Careful, that's a slippery slope.


I never expected that to get a rise out of you. Maybe over the run of the thread, you'll forget about it.

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 06:20:13 PM  
peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Let's keep the headline kudos to a minimum, lest this thread go off on a tangent.

But, but, maybe the subby will come in here and sine it, thus outing themselves to us!

Careful, that's a slippery slope.

I never expected that to get a rise out of you. Maybe over the run of the thread, you'll forget about it.


What was the origin of such a terrible pun?

 
Recoil Therapy [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 06:22:08 PM  
Yep, of all the bad headlines, this is the worst.

Bravo subby, bravo

 
peridinos [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 06:22:52 PM  
UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Let's keep the headline kudos to a minimum, lest this thread go off on a tangent.

But, but, maybe the subby will come in here and sine it, thus outing themselves to us!

Careful, that's a slippery slope.

I never expected that to get a rise out of you. Maybe over the run of the thread, you'll forget about it.

What was the origin of such a terrible pun?


Well, I wanted to do the opposite of these terrible puns, so I looked over at the adjacent thread. But that was of little help, so I just reverted back to puns.

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 06:24:20 PM  
peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Let's keep the headline kudos to a minimum, lest this thread go off on a tangent.

But, but, maybe the subby will come in here and sine it, thus outing themselves to us!

Careful, that's a slippery slope.

I never expected that to get a rise out of you. Maybe over the run of the thread, you'll forget about it.

What was the origin of such a terrible pun?

Well, I wanted to do the opposite of these terrible puns, so I looked over at the adjacent thread. But that was of little help, so I just reverted back to puns.


I'll bet we're the sand in plenty of people's vags. You could call us periodic functions.

 
peridinos [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 06:25:10 PM  
UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Let's keep the headline kudos to a minimum, lest this thread go off on a tangent.

But, but, maybe the subby will come in here and sine it, thus outing themselves to us!

Careful, that's a slippery slope.

I never expected that to get a rise out of you. Maybe over the run of the thread, you'll forget about it.

What was the origin of such a terrible pun?

Well, I wanted to do the opposite of these terrible puns, so I looked over at the adjacent thread. But that was of little help, so I just reverted back to puns.

I'll bet we're the sand in plenty of people's vags. You could call us periodic functions.


As long as they're asymptomatic, I suppose we wouldn't know.

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 06:27:36 PM  
peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Let's keep the headline kudos to a minimum, lest this thread go off on a tangent.

But, but, maybe the subby will come in here and sine it, thus outing themselves to us!

Careful, that's a slippery slope.

I never expected that to get a rise out of you. Maybe over the run of the thread, you'll forget about it.

What was the origin of such a terrible pun?

Well, I wanted to do the opposite of these terrible puns, so I looked over at the adjacent thread. But that was of little help, so I just reverted back to puns.

I'll bet we're the sand in plenty of people's vags. You could call us periodic functions.

As long as they're asymptomatic, I suppose we wouldn't know.


After all this, the mods are going to intercept this thread.

 
peridinos [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 06:28:49 PM  
UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Let's keep the headline kudos to a minimum, lest this thread go off on a tangent.

But, but, maybe the subby will come in here and sine it, thus outing themselves to us!

Careful, that's a slippery slope.

I never expected that to get a rise out of you. Maybe over the run of the thread, you'll forget about it.

What was the origin of such a terrible pun?

Well, I wanted to do the opposite of these terrible puns, so I looked over at the adjacent thread. But that was of little help, so I just reverted back to puns.

I'll bet we're the sand in plenty of people's vags. You could call us periodic functions.

As long as they're asymptomatic, I suppose we wouldn't know.

After all this, the mods are going to intercept this thread.


Why intercept?

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 06:29:46 PM  
peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Let's keep the headline kudos to a minimum, lest this thread go off on a tangent.

But, but, maybe the subby will come in here and sine it, thus outing themselves to us!

Careful, that's a slippery slope.

I never expected that to get a rise out of you. Maybe over the run of the thread, you'll forget about it.

What was the origin of such a terrible pun?

Well, I wanted to do the opposite of these terrible puns, so I looked over at the adjacent thread. But that was of little help, so I just reverted back to puns.

I'll bet we're the sand in plenty of people's vags. You could call us periodic functions.

As long as they're asymptomatic, I suppose we wouldn't know.

After all this, the mods are going to intercept this thread.

Why intercept?


It will serve a parabolic purpose.

 
Merkin For The Weekend 2009-05-16 06:29:56 PM  
UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Let's keep the headline kudos to a minimum, lest this thread go off on a tangent.

But, but, maybe the subby will come in here and sine it, thus outing themselves to us!

Careful, that's a slippery slope.

I never expected that to get a rise out of you. Maybe over the run of the thread, you'll forget about it.

What was the origin of such a terrible pun?

Well, I wanted to do the opposite of these terrible puns, so I looked over at the adjacent thread. But that was of little help, so I just reverted back to puns.

I'll bet we're the sand in plenty of people's vags. You could call us periodic functions.

As long as they're asymptomatic, I suppose we wouldn't know.

After all this, the mods are going to intercept this thread.


You are just plotting your own downfall.

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 06:30:45 PM  
Merkin For The Weekend: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Let's keep the headline kudos to a minimum, lest this thread go off on a tangent.

But, but, maybe the subby will come in here and sine it, thus outing themselves to us!

Careful, that's a slippery slope.

I never expected that to get a rise out of you. Maybe over the run of the thread, you'll forget about it.

What was the origin of such a terrible pun?

Well, I wanted to do the opposite of these terrible puns, so I looked over at the adjacent thread. But that was of little help, so I just reverted back to puns.

I'll bet we're the sand in plenty of people's vags. You could call us periodic functions.

As long as they're asymptomatic, I suppose we wouldn't know.

After all this, the mods are going to intercept this thread.

You are just plotting your own downfall.


Point taken.

 
peridinos [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 06:32:07 PM  
UNC_Samurai: Merkin For The Weekend: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Let's keep the headline kudos to a minimum, lest this thread go off on a tangent.

But, but, maybe the subby will come in here and sine it, thus outing themselves to us!

Careful, that's a slippery slope.

I never expected that to get a rise out of you. Maybe over the run of the thread, you'll forget about it.

What was the origin of such a terrible pun?

Well, I wanted to do the opposite of these terrible puns, so I looked over at the adjacent thread. But that was of little help, so I just reverted back to puns.

I'll bet we're the sand in plenty of people's vags. You could call us periodic functions.

As long as they're asymptomatic, I suppose we wouldn't know.

After all this, the mods are going to intercept this thread.

You are just plotting your own downfall.

Point taken.


We should probably fall back in line and stop posting these terrible puns.

 
Merkin For The Weekend 2009-05-16 06:33:03 PM  
peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Merkin For The Weekend: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Let's keep the headline kudos to a minimum, lest this thread go off on a tangent.

But, but, maybe the subby will come in here and sine it, thus outing themselves to us!

Careful, that's a slippery slope.

I never expected that to get a rise out of you. Maybe over the run of the thread, you'll forget about it.

What was the origin of such a terrible pun?

Well, I wanted to do the opposite of these terrible puns, so I looked over at the adjacent thread. But that was of little help, so I just reverted back to puns.

I'll bet we're the sand in plenty of people's vags. You could call us periodic functions.

As long as they're asymptomatic, I suppose we wouldn't know.

After all this, the mods are going to intercept this thread.

You are just plotting your own downfall.

Point taken.

We should probably fall back in line and stop posting these terrible puns.


I am a Mathemetician, so I am deriving great pleasure from these replies.

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 06:33:51 PM  
Merkin For The Weekend: I am a Mathemetician, so I am deriving great pleasure from these replies.

I no longer value your posts.

 
peridinos [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 06:35:36 PM  
Merkin For The Weekend: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Merkin For The Weekend: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Let's keep the headline kudos to a minimum, lest this thread go off on a tangent.

But, but, maybe the subby will come in here and sine it, thus outing themselves to us!

Careful, that's a slippery slope.

I never expected that to get a rise out of you. Maybe over the run of the thread, you'll forget about it.

What was the origin of such a terrible pun?

Well, I wanted to do the opposite of these terrible puns, so I looked over at the adjacent thread. But that was of little help, so I just reverted back to puns.

I'll bet we're the sand in plenty of people's vags. You could call us periodic functions.

As long as they're asymptomatic, I suppose we wouldn't know.

After all this, the mods are going to intercept this thread.

You are just plotting your own downfall.

Point taken.

We should probably fall back in line and stop posting these terrible puns.

I am a Mathemetician, so I am deriving great pleasure from these replies.


I see you haven't integrated math and spelling yet, champ.

 
Merkin For The Weekend 2009-05-16 06:37:05 PM  
UNC_Samurai: Merkin For The Weekend: I am a Mathematician, so I am deriving great pleasure from these replies.

I no longer value your posts.


FTFM.

 
jbc [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 06:43:59 PM  
Normally a thread like this would have a bunch of ridiculous puns, but I'm just not seeing your angle.

 
MissFeasance [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 06:52:35 PM  
jbc: Normally a thread like this would have a bunch of ridiculous puns, but I'm just not seeing your angle.

Look a little longer and it'll all add up.

 
ravenssettle [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-16 06:56:32 PM  
MissFeasance: jbc: Normally a thread like this would have a bunch of ridiculous puns, but I'm just not seeing your angle.

Look a little longer and it'll all add up.


Multiplication.

 
crimsin23 [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 07:03:04 PM  
+1 Subby

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 07:08:27 PM  
peridinos: Merkin For The Weekend: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Merkin For The Weekend: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Let's keep the headline kudos to a minimum, lest this thread go off on a tangent.

But, but, maybe the subby will come in here and sine it, thus outing themselves to us!

Careful, that's a slippery slope.

I never expected that to get a rise out of you. Maybe over the run of the thread, you'll forget about it.

What was the origin of such a terrible pun?

Well, I wanted to do the opposite of these terrible puns, so I looked over at the adjacent thread. But that was of little help, so I just reverted back to puns.

I'll bet we're the sand in plenty of people's vags. You could call us periodic functions.

As long as they're asymptomatic, I suppose we wouldn't know.

After all this, the mods are going to intercept this thread.

You are just plotting your own downfall.

Point taken.

We should probably fall back in line and stop posting these terrible puns.

I am a Mathemetician, so I am deriving great pleasure from these replies.

I see you haven't integrated math and spelling yet, champ.


You axis why we indulge in this sort of behavior? Because it's fun

 
Barnacles! [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 07:22:45 PM  
"Oh HELL NO submitter didn't just dis me? I will fush him up mang!"


i98.photobucket.com

 
The English Major [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 08:15:30 PM  
Chariset

peridinos: Merkin For The Weekend: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Merkin For The Weekend: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Let's keep the headline kudos to a minimum, lest this thread go off on a tangent.

But, but, maybe the subby will come in here and sine it, thus outing themselves to us!

Careful, that's a slippery slope.

I never expected that to get a rise out of you. Maybe over the run of the thread, you'll forget about it.

What was the origin of such a terrible pun?

Well, I wanted to do the opposite of these terrible puns, so I looked over at the adjacent thread. But that was of little help, so I just reverted back to puns.

I'll bet we're the sand in plenty of people's vags. You could call us periodic functions.

As long as they're asymptomatic, I suppose we wouldn't know.

After all this, the mods are going to intercept this thread.

You are just plotting your own downfall.

Point taken.

We should probably fall back in line and stop posting these terrible puns.

I am a Mathemetician, so I am deriving great pleasure from these replies.

I see you haven't integrated math and spelling yet, champ.

You axis why we indulge in this sort of behavior? Because it's fun

Anything I would say cannot equal these comments.

/subby
//thanks for the +1s
///now I can them!

 
co-conspirator [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 08:17:18 PM  
Math pun thread is derivative.

 
jetzzfan [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 08:21:52 PM  
Repeat:

Link (new window)

 
nekom [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 08:23:07 PM  
co-conspirator: Math pun thread is derivative.

img42.imageshack.us

 
Calamormine [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 08:27:35 PM  
co-conspirator: Math pun thread is derivative.

X Y = X

 
rcf1105 [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 08:41:26 PM  
The English Major: Chariset

peridinos: Merkin For The Weekend: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Merkin For The Weekend: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Let's keep the headline kudos to a minimum, lest this thread go off on a tangent.

But, but, maybe the subby will come in here and sine it, thus outing themselves to us!

Careful, that's a slippery slope.

I never expected that to get a rise out of you. Maybe over the run of the thread, you'll forget about it.

What was the origin of such a terrible pun?

Well, I wanted to do the opposite of these terrible puns, so I looked over at the adjacent thread. But that was of little help, so I just reverted back to puns.

I'll bet we're the sand in plenty of people's vags. You could call us periodic functions.

As long as they're asymptomatic, I suppose we wouldn't know.

After all this, the mods are going to intercept this thread.

You are just plotting your own downfall.

Point taken.

We should probably fall back in line and stop posting these terrible puns.

I am a Mathemetician, so I am deriving great pleasure from these replies.

I see you haven't integrated math and spelling yet, champ.

You axis why we indulge in this sort of behavior? Because it's fun

Anything I would say cannot equal these comments.


Looks like this thread, headline, and subject have been covered from every triangle.

/Got nothing

 
PainInTheASP [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 08:59:32 PM  
rcf1105: The English Major: Chariset

peridinos: Merkin For The Weekend: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Merkin For The Weekend: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Let's keep the headline kudos to a minimum, lest this thread go off on a tangent.

But, but, maybe the subby will come in here and sine it, thus outing themselves to us!

Careful, that's a slippery slope.

I never expected that to get a rise out of you. Maybe over the run of the thread, you'll forget about it.

What was the origin of such a terrible pun?

Well, I wanted to do the opposite of these terrible puns, so I looked over at the adjacent thread. But that was of little help, so I just reverted back to puns.

I'll bet we're the sand in plenty of people's vags. You could call us periodic functions.

As long as they're asymptomatic, I suppose we wouldn't know.

After all this, the mods are going to intercept this thread.

You are just plotting your own downfall.

Point taken.

We should probably fall back in line and stop posting these terrible puns.

I am a Mathemetician, so I am deriving great pleasure from these replies.

I see you haven't integrated math and spelling yet, champ.

You axis why we indulge in this sort of behavior? Because it's fun

Anything I would say cannot equal these comments.

Looks like this thread, headline, and subject have been covered from every triangle.

/Got nothing


Yeah, it's tough with the way these puns are multiplying.

 
thelordofcheese 2009-05-16 09:23:22 PM  
jetzzfan: Repeat:

Link (new window)


AND THE HEADLINE IS A JOKE FROM THAT THREAD!

/well, didn't check your link, but probably the one I meant

 
Glendale 2009-05-16 09:23:30 PM  
Headline stolen from previous thread?

/not bothering to actually check

 
MemeSlave 2009-05-16 09:24:14 PM  
All because they don't teach about buttsecks in high school.

 
Plate of Crazy 2009-05-16 09:24:45 PM  
PainInTheASP: rcf1105: The English Major: Chariset

peridinos: Merkin For The Weekend: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Merkin For The Weekend: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Let's keep the headline kudos to a minimum, lest this thread go off on a tangent.

But, but, maybe the subby will come in here and sine it, thus outing themselves to us!

Careful, that's a slippery slope.

I never expected that to get a rise out of you. Maybe over the run of the thread, you'll forget about it.

What was the origin of such a terrible pun?

Well, I wanted to do the opposite of these terrible puns, so I looked over at the adjacent thread. But that was of little help, so I just reverted back to puns.

I'll bet we're the sand in plenty of people's vags. You could call us periodic functions.

As long as they're asymptomatic, I suppose we wouldn't know.

After all this, the mods are going to intercept this thread.

You are just plotting your own downfall.

Point taken.

We should probably fall back in line and stop posting these terrible puns.

I am a Mathemetician, so I am deriving great pleasure from these replies.

I see you haven't integrated math and spelling yet, champ.

You axis why we indulge in this sort of behavior? Because it's fun

Anything I would say cannot equal these comments.

Looks like this thread, headline, and subject have been covered from every triangle.

/Got nothing

Yeah, it's tough with the way these puns are multiplying.


They're increasing exponentially.

/Got less than nothing

 
zilch365 2009-05-16 09:25:39 PM  
PainInTheASP: rcf1105: The English Major: Chariset

peridinos: Merkin For The Weekend: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Merkin For The Weekend: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: peridinos: UNC_Samurai: Let's keep the headline kudos to a minimum, lest this thread go off on a tangent.

But, but, maybe the subby will come in here and sine it, thus outing themselves to us!

Careful, that's a slippery slope.

I never expected that to get a rise out of you. Maybe over the run of the thread, you'll forget about it.

What was the origin of such a terrible pun?

Well, I wanted to do the opposite of these terrible puns, so I looked over at the adjacent thread. But that was of little help, so I just reverted back to puns.

I'll bet we're the sand in plenty of people's vags. You could call us periodic functions.

As long as they're asymptomatic, I suppose we wouldn't know.

After all this, the mods are going to intercept this thread.

You are just plotting your own downfall.

Point taken.

We should probably fall back in line and stop posting these terrible puns.

I am a Mathemetician, so I am deriving great pleasure from these replies.

I see you haven't integrated math and spelling yet, champ.

You axis why we indulge in this sort of behavior? Because it's fun

Anything I would say cannot equal these comments.

Looks like this thread, headline, and subject have been covered from every triangle.

/Got nothing

Yeah, it's tough with the way these puns are multiplying.


The difficulty does not subtract from the quality however.

 
CornFedIowan 2009-05-16 09:25:50 PM  
The English Major: /subby
//thanks for the +1s
///now I can them!


Here's an invisible +1. Use it to buy a verb for that last slashie.

 
olddinosaur 2009-05-16 09:26:17 PM  
19 years old?

That would mean she missed a year somewhere.

 
Monkeypillow 2009-05-16 09:26:47 PM  
+1, Subby.

 
Biological Ali 2009-05-16 09:27:29 PM  
+ tan450 to subby

 
wuma 2009-05-16 09:28:41 PM  
Dear Subby,

Awesome. I'd like to take my +1 and give it to someone else to enable them to give you +2. It's that good.

Love,
Me!

 
shawnshawnery 2009-05-16 09:29:22 PM  
Yeah, this headline is a direct rip off of barnstormer. -1.

 
agoratrader 2009-05-16 09:30:42 PM  
*bows to subby*

 
Ponzholio 2009-05-16 09:31:25 PM  
Glendale: Headline stolen from previous thread?

/not bothering to actually check


Yup...
Barnstormer (new window)

 
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