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(Starpulse) Obvious Britney Spears spent $450,000 on security on her last tour. That's a lot of money to protect the general public from chlamydia and hepatitis B   (starpulse.com) divider line 12
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sarty [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 04:07:55 PM  
450K and they couldn't keep a guy from rushing the stage? I'd demand at least a partial refund.

 
platkat [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 04:40:17 PM  
HA!

 
kona [TotalFark] 2009-05-16 04:48:40 PM  
you got to wipe the pole when you change dancers

 
jmr61 2009-05-16 09:18:44 PM  
I find it interesting that support for the kids totals hardly more than a third of the bill for her security.

/actually I could give a rat's ass.
//she's a white trash coont.

 
LonMead 2009-05-17 12:27:14 AM  
Well, that explains why my stock in Church & Dwight and GlaxoSmithKline went up.

/Church and Dwight=Trojan
//GlaxoSmithKline=Valtrex

 
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat 2009-05-17 03:19:11 AM  
Chlamydia cure is just penicillin...

 
crab66 2009-05-17 03:38:59 AM  
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Chlamydia cure is just penicillin...



Yeah I imagine my penic would be illin after that.

 
TemperedEdge 2009-05-17 04:44:57 AM  
$450K and they still can't save her from herself?

Somebody's fired...

 
Doctor Jan Itor 2009-05-17 06:32:27 AM  
That $450K was for us, not her.

 
Life_is_a_carnivore 2009-05-17 07:52:36 AM  
The CDC thanks you for the private funding, Brit.

 
Adaptiv 2009-05-17 09:04:45 AM  
I think we spent slightly over $1000 on our last tour.
This includes poutine in Ingleside.

m.

 
NewHairGrowth 2009-05-17 06:36:14 PM  
That picture of her and the "backup" dancers just boils down all that is wrong with pop music these days. Farkin' vegas crap.

 
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