Once again, Macarthur Park somehow fails to make the top of such a list.

A line from the sitcom Dharma and Greg: "I love my peaches and I'm perfectly capable of shaking my own tree."

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake."

What an idiot.

It's a guy who says those lines...and obviously he's spilling his seed on a a black girls tits.farkin' idiot has no ideas about symoblogy!

/For the record the worse line in a song belongs to meatloaf.

Oh I know you belong inside my aching heart
And cant you see my faded levis bursting apart

How romantic.

ZAZ: Macarthur Park somehow fails to make the top of such a list.

It is, however, at number seven. Cake. Rain. Tragic.

/Like Maynard's instrumental version, though.

If he is a cocoa 'puff', he's not doing it with a white woman, that's for damned sure.

Kiribub: Like Maynard's instrumental version, though.

I like Weird Al's version.

Actually I confess to listening to the Donna Summer hit once in a while, in much the same way that I secretly listened to Barry Manilow when I was in college. But if that isn't the one of the stupidest lyrics ever...

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)


That's just the latest. I always thought "Do you have the time to listen to me whine" was pretty stupid too. Well the answer would obvioulsy be no.

I just heard the Crystals song the other day and had to pull the car over because I was laughing so hard. Link (new window)

Shimmy shimmy coco pop
Shimmy shimmy rock
Shimmy shimmy coco pop
Shimmy shimmy rock

I met a girlfriend
Named Triscuit
She said:
A Triscuits a biscuit

Ice cream
Soda pop
Vanilla on the top
Ooh shal-i-da

Walking down the street
Ten times a week
I meant it, I said it
I stole my Momma's credit

I'm cool
I'm hot
Sock you in the stomach
Three more times

I am I said,
To no one led.
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair.

I'm sorry, any list without that particular gem on it is fundamentally flawed.

The brodels is the nazz and the nazz knows where it's at.

MorrisBird: I am I said,
To no one led.
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair.

I'm sorry, any list without that particular gem on it is fundamentally flawed.

Dave Barry approves.

Teen Angel, can you hear me?

Is it in his face? Oh no, that's just his charms.
In his warm embrace? Oh no, that's just his arms.

Also:

Mr. Crowley, won't you ride my white horse. Oh, Mr. Crowley, it's symbolic of course.

"Ebony and Ivory
live together in perfect harmony
side by side on my piano
keyboard
Oh lord
Why can't we?"

/even lamer because it took 2 musical geniuses to come up with that crap

There are a LOT WORSE lyrics out there than the ones he quoted.

Except for 'My Lumps', er 'Chumps'. 'Humps'. Whatever.

This song is an obscenity to my ears and the band needs to DIAF, dowsed with acid, buried 12 feet down and then have ground salted so they can never rise again.

Love, love me do.
You know I love you,
I'll always be true,
So please, love me do.
Whoa, love me do.

Love, love me do.
You know I love you,
I'll always be true,
So please, love me do.
Whoa, love me do.
Yeah, love me do.
Whoa, oh, love me do.

LewDux: Love, love me do.
You know I love you,
I'll always be true,
So please, love me do.
Whoa, love me do.

Love, love me do.
You know I love you,
I'll always be true,
So please, love me do.
Whoa, love me do.
Yeah, love me do.
Whoa, oh, love me do.

*throws up flame shield for you*

"JKDFKJDSABFKLJSDF;KSDNFL;KA" - approximately 2 minutes into any Korn song.

For the words of the profits
Are written on the studio wall,
Concert hall ---
Echoes with the sounds...
Of salesmen.

"A LITTLE BIT OF ALL YOU GOT
WILL NEVER BRING YOU DOWN" - The Best Around, Karate Kid soundtrack

FeedTheCollapse: "JKDFKJDSABFKLJSDF;KSDNFL;KA" - approximately 2 minutes into any Korn Ella Fitzgerald song.

FTFY

serialkittenkiller: For the words of the profits
Are written on the studio wall,
Concert hall ---
Echoes with the sounds...
Of salesmen.



that's nowhere near as bad as the lyrics for 2112. I'm not entirely convinced that that song isn't tongue-in-cheek.

"You're good lookin' and you're lookin' like you should be good."

but we'd also accept:

"Da da da. Me-hip me-hip me-hip me-hip, uh huh."

She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump, she's in my head
She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump, she might be dead

/cretinbob, Sirius Hits is on at work this week, and Lady Gaga will die a painful death if she ever comes to Buffalo

Kiribub: "I love you like a fat kid loves cake."

No, that's a GREAT line.

Christi: The brodels is the nazz and the nazz knows where it's at.

Oh, now that's some old stuff. I haven't heard that song in a dog's age. Who knows a cat who can feed a cat?

List fails without Jimmy Buffett.

So, who's compiling the best lyrics ever?

Gangway Fathead: So, who's compiling the best lyrics ever?

Blowfly?

No "Stairway to Heaven"? Seriously, do those lyrics make any sense?

The buzz you be getting from the crack don't last - I rather be o.d'ing on the crack of her a$$.

Wearing a raincoat is flying around in a plane
Made of a raincoat
But when you think of that
You hurt your mind
And you'll need a friend
To talk you down

Needing a friend to talk you down
Is food that comes from a pipe
But when you hate the food
That comes from a pipe
You will turn to drugs
To help you sleep

Turning to drugs to help you sleep
Will only lead to sleep
And sleeping is a gateway drug
To being awake, being awake, being awake again

Being awake is swimming around in a lake
Of the undead
And the undead are like
A bunch of friends
That demand constant attention

Demanding constant attention
Will only lead to attention
And once they have your attention
They use it to ask for attention
And once they have that attention
They use it to ask for attention

Wearing a raincoat is flying around in a yellow rubber airplane
Made out of a raincoat, yes but when you think of that
You hurt your mind
And you'll need your mind
For later on

Needing a mind for later on
Is a friend that comes at a price
But when you hate the friend
That comes at a price
You will play the drums
To help you sleep

my shiat is bananas.

b-a-n-a-n-a-s.

FTFA...

Commenting on the lyric, Sharp described it as "jaw-dropping enough to make any self-respecting female throw themselves in front of a racehorse in protest".


It's already been done.


/but he probably already knew that

Seriously, this song is called "Love Gun." And it's about Paul Stanley's dick, and how this girl's gonna get some of his dick!

"My head hurts, My feet Stink and I don't love Jesus"

List is missing pretty much any RHCP song ever.

And I say that as a big RHCP fan.

Every day a little sadder, a little madder, someone get me a ladder.

My pal's name is Foot Foot
He always likes to roam
My pal's name is Foot Foot
I never find him home

I go to his house
Knock at his door
People come out and say
Foot Foot don't live here no more

My pal Foot Foot
Always likes to roam
My pal Foot Foot
Now he has no home

Where will Foot Foot go
What will Foot Foot do
Oh, Foot Foot
I wish I could find you

I've looked here, I've looked there
I've looked everywhere
Oh, Foot Foot
Why can't I find you?

Foot Foot, where can you be?
Foot Foot, why won't you answer me?
Foot Foot, Oh Foot Foot
Wherever you are
I want you to come home with me

I don't have time to roam
I have things to do
I have to go home
Oh, Foot Foot, where are you?

If Foot Foot didn't like to roam so well
He would still have a place to dwell
Foot Foot, please answer me
I know where you are
You're behind that tree

Foot Foot, please come to me
Foot Foot, now that you're here
Won't you come home
Foot Foot, promise me this
That you will never again roam

The Shaggs FTW!

shadowself: Every day a little sadder, a little madder, someone get me a ladder.

Oh bog, ELP is rife with crappy lyrics. They were at their best when they just shut their asses up and played.

callamack: My pal's name is Foot Foot

(foot foot)

How about any song from System of a Down

Eating seeds is a pastime activity
The toxicity of our city...

WTF does that mean?!!!

Montag19: The buzz you be getting from the crack don't last - I rather be o.d'ing on the crack of her a$$.

Ya face

8Man: How about any song from System of a Down

Eating seeds is a pastime activity
The toxicity of our city...

WTF does that mean?!!!

Its a metaphor for prison rape. Duh.

pffft. Amateurs.

Membrous flesh between cranial bone,
I stab in two fingers at the peak of the dome.
Crebral sludge coats my hand,
Fingering the hole to make it expand.
The head of a newborn I use for masturbation,farking the cranial hole,
fontanelle fornication
Flicking my tongue over the gaping headwound,
sucking out tender gray matter.
Crimson clumps slip down my throat,
my face mottled with it's farking splatter
Infant clasped between my hands,
crushing it's brittle bones.
Thrusting my penis into the punctured softspot,farking it's tender skull.
I fondle and squeeze it's minute genital.
Primal screams piercing my head.
Infant kicking and convulsing after only days of life,
it's now dead.
As I climax I cup it's soft anal cheeks in my hands and rip the baby in two.
Over my head a leg in each hand,
I scream as I'm showered with innards


I have no idea how the filter is going to treat this.

shadowself: Every day a little sadder, a little madder, someone get me a ladder.

i see your worthy entry of that cheesy line from "Still... you turn me on"
and raise you:

"The Only Way (Hymn"

Can you believe,
God makes you breathe.
Why did he lose
six million Jews

ZAZ: I like Weird Al's version.

"Jurassic Park?" It gets crazier, he did one version in Japanese (accurate language, absolutely terrible accent).

I've heard a country version of MacArthur Park recently, was extremely WTF? but kinda hilarious.

loser_death_spiral: No "Stairway to Heaven"? Seriously, do those lyrics make any sense?

I enjoyed Weird Al's take on that one too, "Shopping at 7-11."

SPna15 - What in the HELL song is that? I think I'm going to be ill. "Horrorcore" genre I guess?

/read about it some, no real desire to listen to it...

SPna15

Jaysus.
H.
Tapdancing.
Christ.
On a pogo stick.

Wow.

Ladies & gentlemen, we have a winner.

This would be great to play when the Jehovah Witnesses stop by.

cretinbob: P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)


That's just the latest. I always thought "Do you have the time to listen to me whine" was pretty stupid too. Well the answer would obvioulsy be no.

I just heard the Crystals song the other day and had to pull the car over because I was laughing so hard. Link (new window)

Apparently Hole covered that one...

/I shot him, and it felt like a kiss