And here I thought I was the lone person on the planet that always thought she sounded like a goat

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DistendedPendulusFrenulum: And here I thought I was the lone person on the planet that always thought she sounded like a goat

You mean other than South Park?

That has to be on anyone's list of the ten best South Park episodes ever. I mean EVAR!

In my defense, I haven't watched TV regularly in twenty years.

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Fleetwood Mac cancels Canadian shows due to unspecified illness, though rumors persist Stevie Nicks is feeling baaaad

"Rumors" = FAIL.

DistendedPendulusFrenulum: In my defense, I haven't watched TV regularly in twenty years.

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And in my defense, the only reason I know who Stevie Nicks is is because of that episode of South Park.

Leave Stevie alone. She rocks.

/In a country, gypsy kind of way.
//I could name 25 worse singers on the charts today.

Reminded me of this snl skit.

I just came from the show in Vancouver, and it was farkING great. Stevie was awesome, and the rest of the boys kicked ass. A really great show.


/ears ringing
//drunk so I dont care

DistendedPendulusFrenulum 2009-05-16 12:19:52 AM
In my defense, I haven't watched TV regularly in twenty years.

Oh, gawd...not one of those.

Sounds like someone's assistant accidentally a bunch of baby laxative up Stevie's ass.

SuperCatBarf: Sounds like someone's assistant accidentally a bunch of baby laxative up Stevie's ass.

Somebody's drunk

DistendedPendulusFrenulum: In my defense, I haven't watched TV regularly in twenty years.

A link for yooouuu

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28694 (pops)

abbynormal23: Reminded me of this snl skit.

The skit

Lucy Lawless is gold.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=31214476 (pops)

mfaby: DistendedPendulusFrenulum 2009-05-16 12:19:52 AM
In my defense, I haven't watched TV regularly in twenty years.

Oh, gawd...not one of those.

It's not that I object to it or anything, It's just that I have been very busy with other things. At least that was the reason initially. Since I married a Chinese wife twelve years ago, I haven't heard the sound track of anything I've watched because she and her mom talk loudly through everything, and I'm so deaf I have to have it up too loud.

So it's just too much effort. I'd rather be out in the yard riding BMX bikes with the kid.

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Distendedpenulusfrenulum: Then why don't you just shut her wh*re mouth when men are speaking -- or trying to watch TV?

unfarkingbelievable: Distendedpenulusfrenulum: Then why don't you just shut her wh*re mouth when men are speaking -- or trying to watch TV?

He just gave a perfectly good explanation, don't be a dick.

If you must, save it for people say they "DRTFA" yet felt compelled to post a comment anyhow.

/grinds my gears
//back to you Tom

dougfm: welcome to fark, baby!

unfarkingbelievable:

dougfm: welcome to fark, baby!

Yeah, I had this whole rant I was concocting about people who break out in hives when they year you just don't find TV interesting, as though you were some kind of rabid, wackaloon TV Is Evil nutbag or something.

You don't see people spazzing out because you're not interested in stamp collecting.

But then I said well WTF, besides, I am packing the entire house getting ready to move (I had them put a garbage skip in front of the house because the wife is gone), so I got plenty other things to do.

:)

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Came for goat picture. Leaving satisfied.

This is second hand news.

Anyone want to speculate on what the "illness" is that Stevie has?

Which euphemisms will it be?

"Dehydration"?

"Exhaustion"?

"Total rupture of her septum"?

Those are little lies, but lies nonetheleess. I mean, that Canadian show would have been a landslide, with one gypsy or two, but it seems this was the stuff of dreams. Now stop reading this and go your own way...

Best rock rumor:

Supposedly Stevie Nicks' nasal cavity is so damaged from habitual coke use that she can no longer snort. So to get her fix, she has per personal assistant blow coke into her asshole with a straw.

Details once actually asked her about this and her response was silence... Which means I guess she didn't deny it, right?

NYCNative: Best rock rumor:

Supposedly Stevie Nicks' nasal cavity is so damaged from habitual coke use that she can no longer snort. So to get her fix, she has per personal assistant blow coke into her asshole with a straw.

Details once actually asked her about this and her response was silence... Which means I guess she didn't deny it, right?


Yeah, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?

But anyway, her response was not silence. It was this:

"You know, I heard that [myth] too," she snaps. "But of course that never, ever happened. That is an absurd statement. It's not true. Maybe that nasty rumour came from the fact that people knew I had such a big hole in my nose, which of course didn't stop me from doing cocaine one little bit. The hole in my nose is this big," she says, sketching a diagram of her face with a circular hole at the right side of her nose, not much smaller than an eye. "I have very delicate tissue, so it ate away my nose. It's so painful. I curse the day I ever did cocaine. Nothing really works right in my head now."

The interview I was referring to was a Q&A so that was obviously not the same interview I read.

However, I am indeed glad to not be a tool like you are. Nice work.

Oh, and for the record, I could care less about this - I find it on par with Rod Stewart getting his stomach pumped from gallons of semen in there, just ridiculous. I did think it was funny that someone had the nerve to actually ask her about it.

But it's really sweet of you to defend her honor, Corn_Hole.