And the nun wins by a knockout!

I'd do em both, just for the full comparison.

Can we just kill the blonde, bigoted trollop already so I can stop hearing about her and wanting to f*ck her mouth shut?

"Nuns. No sense of humor."

Is this where Fark Independents complain about the left attacking her for expressing her opinion and then try to argue "gee her views aren't that different than Obama?"

These threads are becoming like deja vu

It is too bad the hot one is so stupid and bigoted.

A Postjean then?

We need to advance science so we can take the brain of the smart one and put it in the body of the hot one.

We could do this all over the country - cut population by half AND make society better!

/half is probably being generous >.>

F*ck it. Picture thread.

Post 'em if you got 'em.

Possibly the most pointless piece ever?

JokerMattly: We need to advance science so we can take the brain of the smart one and put it in the body of the hot one.

We could do this all over the country - cut population by half AND make society better!

/half is probably being generous >.>

Do you think we'd run out of bodies or brains first?

Carth 2009-05-15 10:54:57 AM
Is this where Fark Independents complain about the left attacking her for expressing her opinion and then try to argue "gee her views aren't that different than Obama?"

I think this is also the thread where Fark Independents complain that their 1st Amendment rights are being trampled because a bunch of people on the internet disagree with their opinion.

C'est la vie.

WTF, why are we spending so much energy on what some dumbass model said or did?

I support gay marriage AND the death penalty.

/I'll just stick with the hot one.

As pretty and hot as Miss California Perjean is... I'd rather have the nun. Far more interesting conversations would occur with her.

Carth:

Do you think we'd run out of bodies or brains first?

A question best left to philosophers.

heinekenftw: WTF, why are we spending so much energy on what some dumbass model said or did?

Because it gives us excuses to post pictures of her?

Carth: Is this where Fark Independents complain about the left attacking her for expressing her opinion and then try to argue "gee her views aren't that different than Obama?"

No, this is the point where they put up that "Republicans chicks are hotter than Democrat chicks" pic.

Liberals are still angry about her exercising her First Amendment rights, that's all.

Mentat: Carth: Is this where Fark Independents complain about the left attacking her for expressing her opinion and then try to argue "gee her views aren't that different than Obama?"

No, this is the point where they put up that "Republicans chicks are hotter than Democrat chicks" pic.

We have Jessica Alba. We win.

I want to see the same comparisons between our politicians.

Quayle vs Cheney
Ford vs Obama
Rove vs Pelosi

/just for fun

SkinnyHead: Liberals are still angry about her exercising her First Amendment rights, that's all.

And Republicans are angry that nobody else agrees with them.

"We're exercising our first amendment rights! Stop exercising yours! Unless you agree with us!"

SkinnyHead: Liberals are still angry about her exercising her First Amendment rights, that's all.

Go ahead and keep telling yourself that....

SkinnyHead: Liberals are still angry about her exercising her First Amendment rights, that's all.

I know! It was terrible when she was arrested and put on trial! But then Larry Flint threw oranges at the judges and the case was dismissed! That was a close call!

Let's see, one is actually Christ-like, thus deserving the title of "Christian".
The other makes the baby Jesus cry every time she opens her mouth...

WWJD?
He wouldn't be posing for titty pictures, that's for sure.

/He also wouldn't care about teh gheys.
//He'd be too busy giving the poor sammiches and healing the sick.
///Jesus was a socialist! Let's crucify him! Wait...

SkinnyHead: Liberals are still angry about her exercising her First Amendment rights, that's all.

Yes, because it was the Filthy Liberals who went into an uproar about her not being crowned Miss USA. Did anyone ever take into account that, I dunno, Kristen Dalton may just be prettier and have a better personality than her?



Yeah, I'm gonna go with that.

heinekenftw: WTF, why are we spending so much energy on what some dumbass model said or did?

Fark Independents^TM will parade her around for as long as they can as they need to keep her victim role alive and show the rest of us how they are being oppressed for not being able to force their moral ideas on their rest of us.

SkinnyHead: Liberals are still angry about her exercising her First Amendment rights, that's all.

Her rights weren't violated. She said something stupid and people called her stupid for it. For that, she went into the typical social conservative "You disagree with me and that's oppression!" whinefest.

Mr. Anon: Mentat: Carth: Is this where Fark Independents complain about the left attacking her for expressing her opinion and then try to argue "gee her views aren't that different than Obama?"

No, this is the point where they put up that "Republicans chicks are hotter than Democrat chicks" pic.

We have Jessica Alba. We win.

Also,


/As hot as she is.
//Oh Scarlett!

Mr. Anon: heinekenftw: WTF, why are we spending so much energy on what some dumbass model said or did?

Because it gives us excuses to post pictures of her?

She looked alot better before the boob job and the dye job.

Jackson Herring: She looked alot better before the boob job and the dye job.

And the bigotry! Don't forget the bigotry!

CavalierEternal: Jackson Herring: She looked alot better before the boob job and the dye job.

And the bigotry! Don't forget the bigotry!

No, she was born like that. There was never a time when she WASN'T a bigot.

Actually I guess she technically wasn't born like that, she was raised like that. Also raised in such a way that she would spend tens of thousands of dollars disfiguring her body.

Prejeans sans jeans if you please.

I'd take the hot one, provided she doesn't get to say anything.

Did anyone find the uncensored pictures of the hottie? You know, without the stars? Because I need them for religious reasons.

I read this as "two pre-teens enter," but my subconscious still realized that the article was referring to the Miss USA hoopla, so I got excited.



Now, I'm off to have a seat over there.

CavalierEternal: SkinnyHead: Liberals are still angry about her exercising her First Amendment rights, that's all.

Yes, because it was the Filthy Liberals who went into an uproar about her not being crowned Miss USA. Did anyone ever take into account that, I dunno, Kristen Dalton may just be prettier and have a better personality than her?

Yeah, I'm gonna go with that.

Well, aren't you the Filthy Liberal who urged that "we just kill the blonde, bigoted trollop" because you don't like the way she exercised her First Amendment Rights. That's the kind of filthy liberal reaction I'm talking about.

oldweevil: Did anyone find the uncensored pictures of the hottie? You know, without the stars? Because I need them for religious reasons.

The power of FAP compels you!
The power of FAP compels you!
The power of FAP compels you!

SkinnyHead:

Dude, you're up to a 4.05/5.

Sister Helen is the shiat. There are causes worth fighting for and then there's women who compete in beauty pagents.

her alma mater unfortunately describes her charity work as "her passion for young women"

Worthless without pics.

This should have been under the ShowBiz Tab

Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-05-15 11:20:29 AM
SkinnyHead: Liberals are still angry about her exercising her First Amendment rights, that's all.

Her rights weren't violated. She said something stupid and people called her stupid for it. For that, she went into the typical social conservative "You disagree with me and that's oppression!" whinefest.

I seem to recall a similar whinefest over Don Imus being fired for his "nappy headed hoes" comment. What is it with Republicans and the inability to understand what the 1st Amendment actually means?

SkinnyHead: Well, aren't you the Filthy Liberal who urged that "we just kill the blonde, bigoted trollop" because you don't like the way she exercised her First Amendment Rights. That's the kind of filthy liberal reaction I'm talking about.


God, stop farking saying that like its true.
You don't need the constitution to say whatever stupid motherfarking thing comes into your brain, whenever you want to. You do need to to stop the -government- and -only- the government from telling you you cant.

Every other farking person on earth can tell you to shut up if you say something stupid, and not violate your rights at ALL.

/and for the record, Scarlett Johannson is the reason California has wildfires.
/I'll be in my bunk.

BergZ: I seem to recall a similar whinefest over Don Imus being fired for his "nappy headed hoes" comment. What is it with Republicans and the inability to understand what the 1st Amendment actually means?

Republicans are used to not being held accountable for what they say. For more information on this, see right wing radio.

SkinnyHead: Liberals are still angry about her exercising her First Amendment rights, that's all.

I'm exercising my First Amendment right to call her a dumb, hypocritical ho.

netweavr: SkinnyHead:

Dude, you're up to a 4.05/5.

Skinnyhead is the real deal. He's got the GED in law to prove it.

SkinnyHead: That's the kind of filthy liberal reaction I'm talking about.

I thought you already got schooled hard on that whole "falsely attributing beliefs to other people" thing? You couldn't do it for George Washington, I doubt you'll have success when your quoter is in the damn thread responding to you.

JokerMattly: SkinnyHead: Well, aren't you the Filthy Liberal who urged that "we just kill the blonde, bigoted trollop" because you don't like the way she exercised her First Amendment Rights. That's the kind of filthy liberal reaction I'm talking about.


God, stop farking saying that like its true.
You don't need the constitution to say whatever stupid motherfarking thing comes into your brain, whenever you want to. You do need to to stop the -government- and -only- the government from telling you you cant.

Every other farking person on earth can tell you to shut up if you say something stupid, and not violate your rights at ALL.

/and for the record, Scarlett Johannson is the reason California has wildfires.
/I'll be in my bunk.

Calm down, you know that, they know that, we all know that. I bet you a good 25% of the people who post things you disagree with actually share your values. This is Fark, where we all pretend to be something we're not in order to make each other laugh/pissed off.