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(Some Guy) Interesting Two Prejeans enter, one Prejean leaves   (jezebel.com) divider line 93
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baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-05-15 09:25:25 AM  
And the nun wins by a knockout!

 
Control_this [TotalFark] 2009-05-15 09:50:33 AM  
I'd do em both, just for the full comparison.

 
CavalierEternal [TotalFark] 2009-05-15 10:50:35 AM  
Can we just kill the blonde, bigoted trollop already so I can stop hearing about her and wanting to f*ck her mouth shut?

 
RussianPooper [TotalFark] 2009-05-15 10:51:52 AM  
her alma mater unfortunately describes her charity work as "her passion for young women"

 
LargeCanine 2009-05-15 10:53:43 AM  
i113.photobucket.com

"Nuns. No sense of humor."

 
Carth 2009-05-15 10:54:57 AM  
Is this where Fark Independents complain about the left attacking her for expressing her opinion and then try to argue "gee her views aren't that different than Obama?"

These threads are becoming like deja vu

 
Mr. Anon 2009-05-15 10:55:09 AM  
It is too bad the hot one is so stupid and bigoted.

 
Aboleth 2009-05-15 10:55:17 AM  
A Postjean then?

 
JokerMattly 2009-05-15 10:56:27 AM  
We need to advance science so we can take the brain of the smart one and put it in the body of the hot one.

We could do this all over the country - cut population by half AND make society better!

/half is probably being generous >.>

 
netweavr [TotalFark] 2009-05-15 10:57:17 AM  
F*ck it. Picture thread.

Post 'em if you got 'em.

 
vonster 2009-05-15 10:58:40 AM  
Possibly the most pointless piece ever?

 
Carth 2009-05-15 10:59:39 AM  
JokerMattly: We need to advance science so we can take the brain of the smart one and put it in the body of the hot one.

We could do this all over the country - cut population by half AND make society better!

/half is probably being generous >.>


Do you think we'd run out of bodies or brains first?

 
BergZ 2009-05-15 11:03:52 AM  
Carth 2009-05-15 10:54:57 AM
Is this where Fark Independents complain about the left attacking her for expressing her opinion and then try to argue "gee her views aren't that different than Obama?"

I think this is also the thread where Fark Independents complain that their 1st Amendment rights are being trampled because a bunch of people on the internet disagree with their opinion.

C'est la vie.

 
heinekenftw 2009-05-15 11:06:12 AM  
WTF, why are we spending so much energy on what some dumbass model said or did?

 
Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom 2009-05-15 11:06:33 AM  
I support gay marriage AND the death penalty.

/I'll just stick with the hot one.

 
Cinaed 2009-05-15 11:08:43 AM  
As pretty and hot as Miss California Perjean is... I'd rather have the nun. Far more interesting conversations would occur with her.

 
JokerMattly 2009-05-15 11:09:56 AM  
Carth:

Do you think we'd run out of bodies or brains first?


A question best left to philosophers.

 
Mr. Anon 2009-05-15 11:11:23 AM  
heinekenftw: WTF, why are we spending so much energy on what some dumbass model said or did?

Because it gives us excuses to post pictures of her?

insidecharmcity.com

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-05-15 11:12:42 AM  
Carth: Is this where Fark Independents complain about the left attacking her for expressing her opinion and then try to argue "gee her views aren't that different than Obama?"

No, this is the point where they put up that "Republicans chicks are hotter than Democrat chicks" pic.

 
SkinnyHead [TotalFark] 2009-05-15 11:14:20 AM  
Liberals are still angry about her exercising her First Amendment rights, that's all.

 
Mr. Anon 2009-05-15 11:15:36 AM  
Mentat: Carth: Is this where Fark Independents complain about the left attacking her for expressing her opinion and then try to argue "gee her views aren't that different than Obama?"

No, this is the point where they put up that "Republicans chicks are hotter than Democrat chicks" pic.


We have Jessica Alba. We win.

 
davideo_games 2009-05-15 11:15:38 AM  
I want to see the same comparisons between our politicians.

Quayle vs Cheney
Ford vs Obama
Rove vs Pelosi

/just for fun

 
bush 2009-05-15 11:16:59 AM  
SkinnyHead: Liberals are still angry about her exercising her First Amendment rights, that's all.

And Republicans are angry that nobody else agrees with them.

"We're exercising our first amendment rights! Stop exercising yours! Unless you agree with us!"

 
Zeppelininthesky [TotalFark] 2009-05-15 11:17:26 AM  
SkinnyHead: Liberals are still angry about her exercising her First Amendment rights, that's all.

Go ahead and keep telling yourself that....

 
PanicMan 2009-05-15 11:18:14 AM  
SkinnyHead: Liberals are still angry about her exercising her First Amendment rights, that's all.

I know! It was terrible when she was arrested and put on trial! But then Larry Flint threw oranges at the judges and the case was dismissed! That was a close call!

 
ckccfa 2009-05-15 11:19:01 AM  
Let's see, one is actually Christ-like, thus deserving the title of "Christian".
The other makes the baby Jesus cry every time she opens her mouth...

WWJD?
He wouldn't be posing for titty pictures, that's for sure.

/He also wouldn't care about teh gheys.
//He'd be too busy giving the poor sammiches and healing the sick.
///Jesus was a socialist! Let's crucify him! Wait...

 
CavalierEternal [TotalFark] 2009-05-15 11:19:34 AM  
SkinnyHead: Liberals are still angry about her exercising her First Amendment rights, that's all.

Yes, because it was the Filthy Liberals who went into an uproar about her not being crowned Miss USA. Did anyone ever take into account that, I dunno, Kristen Dalton may just be prettier and have a better personality than her?

i301.photobucket.com

Yeah, I'm gonna go with that.

 
Jairzinho 2009-05-15 11:20:13 AM  
heinekenftw: WTF, why are we spending so much energy on what some dumbass model said or did?

Fark IndependentsTM will parade her around for as long as they can as they need to keep her victim role alive and show the rest of us how they are being oppressed for not being able to force their moral ideas on their rest of us.

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-05-15 11:20:29 AM  
SkinnyHead: Liberals are still angry about her exercising her First Amendment rights, that's all.

Her rights weren't violated. She said something stupid and people called her stupid for it. For that, she went into the typical social conservative "You disagree with me and that's oppression!" whinefest.

 
ckccfa 2009-05-15 11:21:04 AM  
Mr. Anon: Mentat: Carth: Is this where Fark Independents complain about the left attacking her for expressing her opinion and then try to argue "gee her views aren't that different than Obama?"

No, this is the point where they put up that "Republicans chicks are hotter than Democrat chicks" pic.

We have Jessica Alba. We win.


Also,
partmule.com

/As hot as she is.
//Oh Scarlett!

 
Jackson Herring 2009-05-15 11:22:26 AM  
Mr. Anon: heinekenftw: WTF, why are we spending so much energy on what some dumbass model said or did?

Because it gives us excuses to post pictures of her?


She looked alot better before the boob job and the dye job.

 
CavalierEternal [TotalFark] 2009-05-15 11:24:58 AM  
Jackson Herring: She looked alot better before the boob job and the dye job.

And the bigotry! Don't forget the bigotry!

 
Jackson Herring 2009-05-15 11:28:18 AM  
CavalierEternal: Jackson Herring: She looked alot better before the boob job and the dye job.

And the bigotry! Don't forget the bigotry!


No, she was born like that. There was never a time when she WASN'T a bigot.

Actually I guess she technically wasn't born like that, she was raised like that. Also raised in such a way that she would spend tens of thousands of dollars disfiguring her body.

 
exparrot 2009-05-15 11:28:25 AM  
Prejeans sans jeans if you please.

 
tortilla burger 2009-05-15 11:28:39 AM  
I'd take the hot one, provided she doesn't get to say anything.

 
oldweevil 2009-05-15 11:30:38 AM  
Did anyone find the uncensored pictures of the hottie? You know, without the stars? Because I need them for religious reasons.

 
Why Would I Read the Article 2009-05-15 11:31:37 AM  
I read this as "two pre-teens enter," but my subconscious still realized that the article was referring to the Miss USA hoopla, so I got excited.



Now, I'm off to have a seat over there.

 
SkinnyHead [TotalFark] 2009-05-15 11:31:42 AM  
CavalierEternal: SkinnyHead: Liberals are still angry about her exercising her First Amendment rights, that's all.

Yes, because it was the Filthy Liberals who went into an uproar about her not being crowned Miss USA. Did anyone ever take into account that, I dunno, Kristen Dalton may just be prettier and have a better personality than her?

Yeah, I'm gonna go with that.


Well, aren't you the Filthy Liberal who urged that "we just kill the blonde, bigoted trollop" because you don't like the way she exercised her First Amendment Rights. That's the kind of filthy liberal reaction I'm talking about.

 
Rann Xerox 2009-05-15 11:38:20 AM  
oldweevil: Did anyone find the uncensored pictures of the hottie? You know, without the stars? Because I need them for religious reasons.

The power of FAP compels you!
The power of FAP compels you!
The power of FAP compels you!

 
netweavr [TotalFark] 2009-05-15 11:38:55 AM  
SkinnyHead:

Dude, you're up to a 4.05/5.

 
siva 2009-05-15 11:39:15 AM  
Sister Helen is the shiat. There are causes worth fighting for and then there's women who compete in beauty pagents.

 
Rapmaster2000 2009-05-15 11:39:15 AM  
her alma mater unfortunately describes her charity work as "her passion for young women"

Worthless without pics.

 
printboy [TotalFark] 2009-05-15 11:39:37 AM  
This should have been under the ShowBiz Tab

 
BergZ 2009-05-15 11:40:15 AM  
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-05-15 11:20:29 AM
SkinnyHead: Liberals are still angry about her exercising her First Amendment rights, that's all.

Her rights weren't violated. She said something stupid and people called her stupid for it. For that, she went into the typical social conservative "You disagree with me and that's oppression!" whinefest.


I seem to recall a similar whinefest over Don Imus being fired for his "nappy headed hoes" comment. What is it with Republicans and the inability to understand what the 1st Amendment actually means?

 
JokerMattly 2009-05-15 11:41:31 AM  
SkinnyHead: Well, aren't you the Filthy Liberal who urged that "we just kill the blonde, bigoted trollop" because you don't like the way she exercised her First Amendment Rights. That's the kind of filthy liberal reaction I'm talking about.


God, stop farking saying that like its true.
You don't need the constitution to say whatever stupid motherfarking thing comes into your brain, whenever you want to. You do need to to stop the -government- and -only- the government from telling you you cant.

Every other farking person on earth can tell you to shut up if you say something stupid, and not violate your rights at ALL.

/and for the record, Scarlett Johannson is the reason California has wildfires.
/I'll be in my bunk.

 
Mr. Anon 2009-05-15 11:42:18 AM  
BergZ: I seem to recall a similar whinefest over Don Imus being fired for his "nappy headed hoes" comment. What is it with Republicans and the inability to understand what the 1st Amendment actually means?

Republicans are used to not being held accountable for what they say. For more information on this, see right wing radio.

 
Edsel 2009-05-15 11:43:31 AM  
SkinnyHead: Liberals are still angry about her exercising her First Amendment rights, that's all.

I'm exercising my First Amendment right to call her a dumb, hypocritical ho.

 
Carth 2009-05-15 11:45:07 AM  
netweavr: SkinnyHead:

Dude, you're up to a 4.05/5.


Skinnyhead is the real deal. He's got the GED in law to prove it.

 
palladiate [TotalFark] 2009-05-15 11:45:56 AM  
SkinnyHead: That's the kind of filthy liberal reaction I'm talking about.

I thought you already got schooled hard on that whole "falsely attributing beliefs to other people" thing? You couldn't do it for George Washington, I doubt you'll have success when your quoter is in the damn thread responding to you.

 
mofomisfit 2009-05-15 11:47:54 AM  
JokerMattly: SkinnyHead: Well, aren't you the Filthy Liberal who urged that "we just kill the blonde, bigoted trollop" because you don't like the way she exercised her First Amendment Rights. That's the kind of filthy liberal reaction I'm talking about.


God, stop farking saying that like its true.
You don't need the constitution to say whatever stupid motherfarking thing comes into your brain, whenever you want to. You do need to to stop the -government- and -only- the government from telling you you cant.

Every other farking person on earth can tell you to shut up if you say something stupid, and not violate your rights at ALL.

/and for the record, Scarlett Johannson is the reason California has wildfires.
/I'll be in my bunk.


Calm down, you know that, they know that, we all know that. I bet you a good 25% of the people who post things you disagree with actually share your values. This is Fark, where we all pretend to be something we're not in order to make each other laugh/pissed off.

 
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