FTA: Groups like the KKK were unsure about how to feel about the whole thing. Grand Wizard David Austin said, "I like Jesus and Hitler, but I'm uncomfortable with Jesus touching Hitler's package like that."

Because it gives him funny feelings in his special bits?

/Whatever the reason, I laughed.

jekxrb: /Whatever the reason, I laughed.

And yes, I know the 'article' is fake.

Hmm. This would make a great film.

/grabs popcorn
//no wait
///beer - penis!

I really dig the "me so holy" app though.

The sad thing is, it's not to far off from being a real headline.

Apple missed out, man

Somehow that's not the dumbest IPhone App I've heard of so far.

if the writer knew anything about comedy it would be funny.

I guess they don't have an app for that

I laughed and laughed and then I laughed some more

So that was supposed to be funny, I guess.

Well, the headline was entertaining, even if reading the article was like being nibbled to death by ducks.

So that's what happens to guys who can't get a job at the Onion!

How could anybody take that much comedy gold and make so much unfunny with it?

You can always play the game Operation: Pedopriest (new window).
But it was made in 2007, so most of you will consider it "too old".

I'm struggling with this "joke".

I mean, its obviously a fake article but its not the least bit funny. Not that its offensive or of questionable taste, it simply isn't funny.

They're trying too hard.

FTFA: Grand Wizard David Austin said, "I like Jesus and Hitler, but I'm uncomfortable with Jesus touching Hitler's package like that."

Finally, a voice of reason.

FatherDale: How could anybody take that much comedy gold and make so much unfunny with it?

Kind of how Apple takes that much sleek appearance and makes so much inferior substance with it.

/I kinda lol'ed at this.

Bill Gates sees an opportunity.

Chinchillazilla: So that was supposed to be funny, I guess.

Well, the headline was entertaining, even if reading the article was like being nibbled to death by ducks.

Whew! Was laughing so hard at the "nibbled to death by ducks" that now I'm hurting. Thanks. I needed that.

Unfunny satire is unfunny.

br0g: FTFA: Grand Wizard David Austin said, "I like Jesus and Hitler, but I'm uncomfortable with Jesus touching Hitler's package like that."

Finally, a voice of reason.

And what makes it "Hitler's Penis" exactly? How can you tell. His junk wouldn't have a little square mustache or a swastika on it or anything.

JasonThomasX: And what makes it "Hitler's Penis" exactly? How can you tell. His junk wouldn't have a little square mustache or a swastika on it or anything.

Leans heavily to the right and gives up before the game is over.

/must be some way to work "pole" in there as well

Chinchillazilla: reading the article was like being nibbled to death by ducks.

Now THAT is funny.

I'm an iphone developer so I'm getting a kick...

Well, actually I am. I did an app called Bobblehead Santa for Xmas. I was just kidding with the wife that I should make a Bobblehead Jesus App just so it could get rejected and I could get the free press.

I just love the idea of a bobblehead Jesus on a cross with big sad eyes.

Bobblehead Santa on iTunes App Store

So, let us see how many people fail to recognize BBSpot as a satire site.


/grabs some popcorn and beer
//mmm, buttery malt corn goodness

Chinchillazilla: So that was supposed to be funny, I guess.

Well, the headline was entertaining, even if reading the article was like being nibbled to death by ducks cats.
FTFY

I'm just wondering if this is another "Free Grogor" style headline submission because (you know)...

// Not like it's a big mystery which pic got the whole image and link posting banned.
// Of course the chicks with the poop fetish didn't help Grogor's case an iota.

I wonder if it has a God mode...

tag broken?

Chinchillazilla: So that was supposed to be funny, I guess.

Well, the headline was entertaining, even if reading the article was like being nibbled to death by ducks.

Being nibbled to death by ducks sounds wack.

/wackwackwack

Dont own any of this crap and have no plans to buy any.

fap...fap...whut?

what about the shaken baby app? (new apple-free window)

How about the battered Woman App.. slap it around until it orders a Jimmy John's sammich

physt: I just love the idea of a bobblehead Jesus on a cross with big sad eyes.

Bobblehead Santa on iTunes App Store

I would buy an iPhone just to run an app like that.

Billy Ligue: what about the shaken baby app? (new apple-free window)

that article badmouths all sorts of great apps.`

C'mon, it'd make a great commercial.

"Want to offend Christians, Jews, Nazis, the disabled, victims of sexual violence and advocate groups all at once? Yeah, there's an app for that."

/Please?

jekxrb: FTA: Groups like the KKK were unsure about how to feel about the whole thing. Grand Wizard David Austin said, "I like Jesus and Hitler, but I'm uncomfortable with Jesus touching Hitler's package like that."

Because it gives him funny feelings in his special bits?

/Whatever the reason, I laughed.

You beat me to it... that was priceless

plainlyclueless: if the writer knew anything about comedy it would be funny.

I see you haven't read BBspot before.

Now if only fark would have rejected this headline I would have not have that image in my mind.

Whatever happened to the satire tag? Did I just imagine it?

RantCasey: Somehow that's not the dumbest IPhone App I've heard of so far.

One work: iFart.

One of my coworkers has an iPhone, and he had WAY too much stupid fun with that app for about a week.

Who'd want to buy it?

Haoie: Who'd want to buy it?


Comes to mind.

/hotlinked

It's too bad BBSpot isn't funny.

I thought that shiat was hilarious. Lots of comedy critics in here, seems to me they could have said something funny or clever between typing snark and wolfing down cheetos.

This makes me so mad I could just shake a baby to death...

What? Apple pulled that one too?

Great, now I gotta go find a real baby to shake...

Oh, honey... remember how you were saying you wanted kids? Let's snuggle...

George_Spelvin: Wait. What does this have to do with Megan Fox?



She likes girls too.

Being nibbled to death by ducks sounds quack