It's only evolution.

At least he's still alive.

three assailants brandishing knives emerged from the woods wearing black masks, gloves and pants.

I, for one, am relieved that they were wearing pants.

Is Eddie carrying a bottle of wine?

He could have fought them off if he were a better man.

Guess he shouldn't have left the porch. :-/

With all of that fun and excitement, why go home?

"So really, WTF was Eddie saying in 'Yellow Ledbetter'?"

"F*ck if I know. Now if you excuse me, we have some music to record..."

*BEATSMASHROBBERY*

Killer Cars: "So really, WTF was Eddie saying in 'Yellow Ledbetter'?"

He was saying Potato Wave.

This could have been avoided by spinning the black circle.

JerseyTim: He was saying Potato Wave.

Make me fries

Jeremy? Huh. He seemed a harmless little f*ck

Clearly he remembered picking on the boys.

Was there an elderly woman behind the counter who could recognize his face?

Sad. In the end, they will be remembered for their insignificance. Perhaps had Jeff looked through the rearview mirror, he might have seen them, and avoided shedding blood. What bugs me is he was unarmed, he didn't even have a stupid mod. Not even a small knife, or a leatherman. He's lucky not to be comatose, or end up as a ghost. But it's hard to imagine people in hiding in low light, who cannot be seen from the porch. Sometimes, you have to hold on, though. Fortunately, he wasn't alone, but I figure he was devastated when the man took his passport, and off he goes with Jeff's ID. As the perps were leaving here, in the moonlight, leaving him with a potentially fatal wound, he managed to still be alive.

erm, stupid mop...

Couldn't be Jeremy. He spoke up in class today.

Once upon a time, the suspect could control himself.

JerseyTim: At least he's still alive.

But does he deserve to be?

They were always the pussies of the grunge scene. It would never happen to nirvana, alice in chains, or soundgarden.

JerkyMeat: They were always the pussies of the grunge scene. It would never happen to nirvana, alice in chains, or soundgarden.

Back in 1994 I knew a guy who got

tattooed on his calf. (Just the stick figure not the words.)

I often wonder how he feels about it now.

Dralenan: Sad. In the end, they will be remembered for their insignificance. Perhaps had Jeff looked through the rearview mirror, he might have seen them, and avoided shedding blood. What bugs me is he was unarmed, he didn't even have a stupid mod. Not even a small knife, or a leatherman. He's lucky not to be comatose, or end up as a ghost. But it's hard to imagine people in hiding in low light, who cannot be seen from the porch. Sometimes, you have to hold on, though. Fortunately, he wasn't alone, but I figure he was devastated when the man took his passport, and off he goes with Jeff's ID. As the perps were leaving here, in the moonlight, leaving him with a potentially fatal wound, he managed to still be alive.

This is pretty much a win for the thread. It also makes me smile and want to listen to Binaural.

Didn't think suicide and armed robbery were synonymous.

Thorny4Pie: Is Eddie carrying a bottle of wine?

Yeah, he usually has a bottle on wine with him when he's singing. Weird.

Robbers are weak pussies. I hope they get anal and throat cancer. Yeah, both. At the same time.

Something similar happened to my former internship mentor at an Atlanta recording studio a decade or so ago.
Thugs in Atlanta know where all the studios are and they know that people with money go in and out of them at all hours.

He probably thought he was stealing bread from the mouth of decadence.

House of Tards: JerseyTim: At least he's still alive.

But does he deserve to be?

is that the question?

All Apologies: Yeah, he usually has a bottle on wine with him when he's singing. Weird.

Sometimes you feel like beer, sometimes you feel like wine. Sometimes a gin and tonic, sometimes multiple shots of Jameson. But that usually ends up with mistakes being made. Sexy mistakes.

J. Frank Parnell: Didn't think suicide and armed robbery were synonymous.

My thought as well.

JerkyMeat: They were always the pussies of the grunge scene. It would never happen to nirvana, alice in chains, or soundgarden.

Soundgarden > Pearl Jam > AIC > Nirvana

Jesus the 33rd: House of Tards: JerseyTim: At least he's still alive.

But does he deserve to be?

is that the question?

And if so, who answers?

NASAM: JerkyMeat: They were always the pussies of the grunge scene. It would never happen to nirvana, alice in chains, or soundgarden.

Soundgarden > AIC > Nirvana > Pearl Jam

FTFY

Dralenan:

Awesome...

Uh oh. They've unleashed a lion.

They must have been brandishing glorified versions of pellet guns. Must have felt sooooooo manly when they were armed.

Atlanta: Come for the traffic, stay for the muggings.

If only he had been packing something besides a glorified version of a pellet gun.

Gravyguts: NASAM: JerkyMeat: They were always the pussies of the grunge scene. It would never happen to nirvana, alice in chains, or soundgarden.

Soundgarden > AIC > Nirvana > Pearl Jam

FTFY

AIC > Pearl Jam > Soundgarden > Nirvana

FTFY

THE MELVINS > Soundgarden + AIC + Nirvana + Pearl Jam

FTFY

bigbabysurfer: THE MELVINS > Soundgarden + AIC + Nirvana + Pearl Jam

FTFY

winnar is you

First he was stripped, then he was stabbed by a faceless men, well, farkers he still stands.

CavalierEternal

AIC > Pearl Jam > Soundgarden > Nirvana

FTW!!

1 2 3...3 against one?

GonzoNihilist: First he was stripped, then he was stabbed by a faceless men, well, farkers he still stands.

CavalierEternal

AIC > Pearl Jam > Soundgarden > Nirvana

FTW!!

Close. AIC>Soundgarden>Nirvana>Pearl Jam

I just gnashed my teeth and bit the recess lady's breast, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies...

Dralenan: Sad. In the end, they will be remembered for their insignificance. Perhaps had Jeff looked through the rearview mirror, he might have seen them, and avoided shedding blood. What bugs me is he was unarmed, he didn't even have a stupid mod. Not even a small knife, or a leatherman. He's lucky not to be comatose, or end up as a ghost. But it's hard to imagine people in hiding in low light, who cannot be seen from the porch. Sometimes, you have to hold on, though. Fortunately, he wasn't alone, but I figure he was devastated when the man took his passport, and off he goes with Jeff's ID. As the perps were leaving here, in the moonlight, leaving him with a potentially fatal wound, he managed to still be alive.

You win.

bigbabysurfer: THE MELVINS > Soundgarden + AIC + Nirvana + Pearl Jam

FTFY

AiC > PJ > Soundgarden > Nirvana

PJ gets the nod over Soundgarden based on longevity and the fact they are the best live band ever.

NASAM: JerkyMeat: They were always the pussies of the grunge scene. It would never happen to nirvana, alice in chains, or soundgarden.

Soundgarden > Pearl Jam > AIC > Nirvana

I'm going to be "that guy" and say these bands cannot be compared. I always likened the big Seattle 4 to giants/golems/dragons, etc. you'd find in some Gary Gygax tome, each with their own abilities. They were all hard rock but SG was bordering on progressive hard rock, Pearl Jam was often folky, AIC was always metal and Nirvana was punky. Probably easier to compare SG with Rush or The Police than to Nirvana. And can you really compare In Utero to Tripod or Vitalogy to Superunkown, all released about the same time.

That said, I think amazing songwriting and musicianship goes in the order: SG > AiC > PJ > N
Hype: N > PJ > AiC > SG

I bet members of each of those bands would agree, too.

Personally
SG>PJ>AIC>Nirvana. PJ does put on a farking amazing show however, I've seen them 6 times and its always great. I hear they are working on a new album so I hope he gets better soon.

Best Pearl Jam video

/THE MELVINS != Soundgarden != AIC != Nirvana != Pearl Jam

Well he should have just told the robber "THIS IS NOT FOR YOU!! NEVER WAS FOR YOU!! FU*k YOU!!"