Yay Long Island!

Wrapped them in blankets? Like that's going to do anything.

She should have had some chubby kids lay on them instead.

♫ The driver on the bus goes D'oh, D'oh, D'oh ♫

Approves



/hot like an exploding bus

Sounds like the person who left the pipe bombs for her was doing humanity a favor.

So, pipe bombs grow on the sidewalk out there?

/ or the terrorists have won?

Im sorry, but i laughed real hard at the thought of someone delivering a bomb they found straight to the police.

Its that kind of stupidity that continually quells any faith i have in humanity as a speciies.

And she is a bus driver to boot.

/Did she stay over 55mph when delivering them?

The wheels on the bus go round and...Boom!

inb4Speed...

Talkc:
/Did she stay over 55mph when delivering them?

*sigh*

There's a glimmer of intelligence in wanting the police to know about the bombs, but to drive them in her herself...

No mention at all about WHY there were two pipe bombs in her driveway. WTF.

They were probably old pipes someone put out on the curb for the trash, considering no futher comment about the "bombs" were made.

In her case, the hamster in the wheel is probably dead.

I wonder what she thought would happen?!

Arrives at the police station...
Bus driver: "Here they are, inside the blanket..."
Officer: "Could you open up the blanket, so we can we verify the bombs?"
Bus Driver: "See? they're right here...I drove over as quick as I could!"
Officer: "Thank you, oh, thank you! We'll take it from here...Somebody really could of got hurt!"
Driver (to self): "I are so smart!"

Ikahoshi: They were probably old pipes someone put out on the curb for the trash, considering no futher comment about the "bombs" were made.



That's right. She lost her job for nothing!

If it were Boston she would have tried to deliver it by trolley but not made it because the trolley driver crashed while texting.

zvoidx: I wonder what she thought would happen?!

Arrives at the police station...
Bus driver: "Here they are, inside the blanket..."
Officer: "Could you open up the blanket, so we can we verify the bombs?"
Bus Driver: "See? they're right here...I drove over as quick as I could!"
Officer: "Thank you, oh, thank you! We'll take it from here...Somebody really could of got hurt!"
Driver (to self): "I are so smart!"

I swear to God almighty that I have never grammar nazied before, but I must say that if you type out the words "could of" instead of "could have", you're not really in a position to criticize the intelligence levels of others. I hope you understand. Thank you. That is all. Have a great day. Bye-bye now.

namegoeshere: Wrapped them in blankets? Like that's going to do anything.

Well of course it will! When the bomb goes off, the blankets make the really cool streamers! Duh!

Philbigtime: zvoidx: I wonder what she thought would happen?!

Arrives at the police station...
Bus driver: "Here they are, inside the blanket..."
Officer: "Could you open up the blanket, so we can we verify the bombs?"
Bus Driver: "See? they're right here...I drove over as quick as I could!"
Officer: "Thank you, oh, thank you! We'll take it from here...Somebody really could of got hurt!"
Driver (to self): "I are so smart!"

I swear to God almighty that I have never grammar nazied before, but I must say that if you type out the words "could of" instead of "could have", you're not really in a position to criticize the intelligence levels of others. I hope you understand. Thank you. That is all. Have a great day. Bye-bye now.

It was in the context of the how the person was talking.

Philbigtime: I swear to God almighty that I have never grammar nazied before, but I must say that if you type out the words "could of" instead of "could have", you're not really in a position to criticize the intelligence levels of others. I hope you understand. Thank you. That is all. Have a great day. Bye-bye now.

You equate misuse of insanely arbitrary rules of the English language with picking up a pipe bomb and putting it in a school bus?

You could of thought that out a little more.

...and I said she was thinking it.

zvoidx: It was in the context of the how the person was talking.

Good cover. Let's see if he buys it.

Driving around with a couple of pipe bombs on the bus is probably less nerve wracking than driving a bus load of screaming kids.

You know what's even stupider than a bus driver finding pipe bombs in her driveway and trying to drive to the police station with them?

I'll tell you what's stupider. People who believe that whatever it was this stupid woman found in her driveway was actually pipe bombs.

You kids shut up or I'm lighting this fuse!

You have to give her credit for cutting the red wire first before placing the bombs in the school bus... or was that the blue wire?

zvoidx: I wonder what she thought would happen?!

Arrives at the police station...
Bus driver: "Here they are, inside the blanket..."
Officer: "Could you open up the blanket, so we can we verify the bombs?"
Bus Driver: "See? they're right here...I drove over as quick as I could!"
Officer: "Thank you, oh, thank you! We'll take it from here...Somebody really could of got hurt!"
Driver (to self): "I are so smart!"

What krind of idiot am you? Why does you have the drivers selfs saying "I are so SMRT"? everybodys know that it is "I is so smar."

/I just wanted to jump on the zvoidx hate bandwagon, before it got real popular.
//I notice the "could of" sighed, saw the "I are" and wondered if the "could of" was intentional.

Yes this does not seem smart of the watt bulb but I do not think we should throw the penalty at her yet because I can see two sides to this. The one side is the side of the people on the Fark.com that think she did the bad thing and I can see this side. This side says that the bus is not the safer place for the bombs to be because I sometimes ride the CATA bus and they can be bumpy but I mostly ride in the winter.

The other side of this says that she was doing the good thing because instead of trying to hide the bombs from the neighborhood she was trying to bring the bombs to the authorities in the city and these are the people who are trained with these. Maybe she should have called the police but maybe she should not have called the police. My professor once had to call the police because he could not find the keys to his car and the keys were in the car and the car was locked. It took the university police officers more than two hour to show up and in two hour the bombs might have been exploded. Maybe ms. watt bulb lives by slow police.

I do not know which side to judge this. I could maybe write about it in my blog one day if she does this again but it seem like the smaller issue.

Sure... but that'd have been "could've."

How can someone that dumb have made enemies determined enough to use bombs on her ?

oh right, someone making pipe bombs that don't work.


It's like a fight at the bottom the ladder.

Hail to the bus driver
Bus driver
Lady...

ilikeracecars: Philbigtime: I swear to God almighty that I have never grammar nazied before, but I must say that if you type out the words "could of" instead of "could have", you're not really in a position to criticize the intelligence levels of others. I hope you understand. Thank you. That is all. Have a great day. Bye-bye now.

You equate misuse of insanely arbitrary rules of the English language with picking up a pipe bomb and putting it in a school bus?

You could of thought that out a little more.

Using a verb instead of a preposition where it is appropriate to do so is hardly arbitrary.

meow said the dog: Yes this does not seem smart of the watt bulb but I do not think we should throw the penalty at her yet because I can see two sides to this. The one side is the side of the people on the Fark.com that think she did the bad thing and I can see this side. This side says that the bus is not the safer place for the bombs to be because I sometimes ride the CATA bus and they can be bumpy but I mostly ride in the winter.

The other side of this says that she was doing the good thing because instead of trying to hide the bombs from the neighborhood she was trying to bring the bombs to the authorities in the city and these are the people who are trained with these. Maybe she should have called the police but maybe she should not have called the police. My professor once had to call the police because he could not find the keys to his car and the keys were in the car and the car was locked. It took the university police officers more than two hour to show up and in two hour the bombs might have been exploded. Maybe ms. watt bulb lives by slow police.

I do not know which side to judge this. I could maybe write about it in my blog one day if she does this again but it seem like the smaller issue.

You just made my favorites list

Call the police about suspected pipe bombs and you're wrong: end up on Fark.

Take suspected pipe bombs to the police and you're right: end up on Fark.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

EmployeeOfTheMinute: You just made my favorites list

Oh you are so nice to me. I love the Fark.com.

Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: Call the police about suspected pipe bombs and you're wrong: end up on Fark.

Take suspected pipe bombs to the police and you're right: end up on Fark.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Yes many people see the two sides here.

meow said the dog: It took the university police officers more than two hour to show up and in two hour the bombs might have been exploded. Maybe ms. watt bulb lives by slow police.

Police don't just rush to every call ASAP, they prioritize calls by the danger.
Lost keys = idiot misusing police resources, to be handled after a long lunch, and a couple dozen speeding tickets, and a coffee break. Your professor should consider himself lucky they came at all. If it were anyone but campus police, I suspect they would have came out, gave him a long lecture about the 911 system, then left him standing beside his locked car.
Bomb = imminent death possible.

When dealing with bombs, there's no such thing as "slow police". And as for other people finding it, that's why police usually evacuate the area prior to having the bomb squad come in.

meow said the dog: Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: Call the police about suspected pipe bombs and you're wrong: end up on Fark.

Take suspected pipe bombs to the police and you're right: end up on Fark.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Yes many people see the two sides here.

How many?

meow said the dog: Yes many people see the two sides here.

I hate so much about the things you choose to be.

rhiannon: meow said the dog: Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: Call the police about suspected pipe bombs and you're wrong: end up on Fark.

Take suspected pipe bombs to the police and you're right: end up on Fark.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Yes many people see the two sides here.

How many?

I do not know the answer to this because we did not let all the judge do the vote. Let us do this.

If you think this person did right thing or wrong thing make your vote and I can count them so we can tell police.

Right thing-0
Wrong thing-0
Don't know-1

I do not want to be teh judge of this so I say I don't know.

Yes, let us do that. I shall check back later to the fark.com for results at a later time.

ilikeracecars: You equate misuse of insanely arbitrary rules of the English language with picking up a pipe bomb and putting it in a school bus?

Arbitrary rule of grammar are things like "don't split an infinitive."

Saying 'could of' instead of 'could've' shows that the person lfails to grasp the MEANING of what is being said.

'could've' is a contraction of 'could have' as in "I could have done that myself."

'could of' makes no sense. Of is a preposition... it communicates, among other things, spatial relations. Could is a modal used to modify verbs.

One can be a descriptivist grammarian, but the key to ANY form of grammar and language system is the idea of clear communication. 'could of' fails to deliver in that regard.

zvoidx: I wonder what she thought would happen?!

Arrives at the police station...
Bus driver: "Here they are, inside the blanket..."
Officer: "Could you open up the blanket, so we can we verify the bombs?"
Bus Driver: "See? they're right here...I drove over as quick as I could!"
Officer: "Thank you, oh, thank you! We'll take it from here...Somebody really could of got hurt!"
Driver (to self): "I are so smart!"

I had a different mental image upon hearing the story.

Bus Driver walks into police station and says I have some bombs in this blanket. Hail of gunfire. Headline the next day - "Police stop suicide bomb attack"

rhiannon: Yes, let us do that. I shall check back later to the fark.com for results at a later time.

Yes I must grade the papers for the class that I am the professor assistant. They have the final examinations and need these grades. I will come back to count the voting from the judge after this. Thank you and good luck for your side of this issue of the woman and the bus and the bombs.

Found in her driveway? I don't think so. She probably confiscated it from one of the innocent little angels she drives, and promised not to snitch out who it was if he gave it to her.

meow said the dog: rhiannon: Yes, let us do that. I shall check back later to the fark.com for results at a later time.

Yes I must grade the papers for the class that I am the professor assistant. They have the final examinations and need these grades. I will come back to count the voting from the judge after this. Thank you and good luck for your side of this issue of the woman and the bus and the bombs.

Than you and God Bless the judges the woman and the bus and the bombs.

It's OK, ma'am! I'm here to buy the movie rights to your story!

meow said the dog: If you think this person did right thing or wrong thing make your vote and I can count them so we can tell police.

In what situation is picking up a bomb the "right thing"? In what situation is taking a device designed to kill dozens of people through heavily populated areas, and into a government building, the "right thing"?

I want to see the other side of this story you keep referring to, I can't figure out even one hypothetical situation where what she did would be acceptable.

10-watt bulb? I don't get it.

Along the way, she contacted authorities to explain her unusual situation and was told to pull her school bus over immediately

WHAT DID YOU SAY???

I said "you should lull over the tool fuss repeatedly, but rabbits eat lettuce"

Chaim Witz: 10-watt bulb? I don't get it.

Meanings she isn't too bright.