No, Bologna is selling for $3.50 a pound. Lobster is WHOLESALING for $3.75 on average. Business 101 for the win!

Hmm.. seems the price of lobster has risen. Back in December, the wholesale price was around $2.65/lb.

I think Bolgna might be some kind of knockoff bologna. Kinda like "malk."


Hot, like warm malk.

Misleading article is misleading.

Tough all over subby???
More like delicious and buttery all over.

bolgna is disgusting.

What a coincidence ... Red Lobster sells lobster that tastes exactly like bologna.

The latest craze for the status conscious diner:

Baloney wrapped lobster.

Mmmm baloney thermadore.

That's $3.50 too much for sea spiders.

Let them eat steak.

Yeah, well, 3oz tails are $5 around here. I understand the price in the story is for whole lobsters, and I know there is freight involved, but I don't think the two would add up to an additional $20/lb. Someone's making some money.

I bought it for $8.50/lb yesterday. Delicious...

Lobster is disgusting.

If its got an exoskeleton its a bug. You can't fool me.

Talon: bolgna is disgusting.

Not really if you fry it first.

If you think about it bologna is nearly %100 edible by mass (if you consider bologna edible). On the other hand most of a lobster's mass is inedible.

I call bologna on this!

//another fine word that totally loses it's meaning when repeated.

incendium: Lobster is disgusting.

If its got an exoskeleton its a bug. You can't fool me.

THIS!

Get the butter.

/tango

We bought a bunch for Mother's Day for $3.50 Can. Mmmm. I'm now lobstered out.

We bought a 50 pound bag of scallops too. It was a good day.

My lobster had a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R . . .

/just thought you'd want that in your head tonight.

mmmnn, fried bologna sandwich on wonder bread, with a touch-o-mustard.

Lobster is disgusting.

Whenever I think of lobster I think of the crayfish we had to dissect in biology class.

I can still smell the reek of formaldehyde.

/never hungry for lobster

All of you biatching about lobster being just a bug, who the fark cares? People eat bugs all the time. I don't care if something is a bug, a mammal, a fish, or anything else, as long as it's legal, safe, and delicious, I'll eat it.

TimeWaste: We bought a bunch for Mother's Day for $3.50 Can. Mmmm. I'm now lobstered out.

We bought a 50 pound bag of scallops too. It was a good day.

You bought canned lobster or bologna? either way you cannucs are gross

incendium: Lobster is disgusting.

If its got an exoskeleton its a bug. You can't fool me.


1) Good more for me.
2) You can call king crab and stone crab bugs if you want to, but they're still damn delicios.

dont no wats werse, teh stoopid artikal, orr teh reetarts thaat greenlytd teh lynk.

spellng. lern howe.

incendium: Lobster is disgusting.

If its got an exoskeleton its a bug. You can't fool me.

Nothing wrong with eating mudbugs. Nice 6 inch crawdads from the Boise River. No I'm not going to share my location.

delicious, not delicios

/Delicios is the Greek restaurant on 196th Street.

I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." for some bolgna and lobster

Cockroach of the sea.

Subby's glass...half empty..etc.

carry on.

SuperDuper28: Cockroach of the sea.

THIS!

My lobster has a first name, it's P-I-N-C-H-Y.

then you are paying too much for bologna

gourmet bologna at 3.50 a lb.

lobster weight is mostly shell..

now for mudbugs...you can have your yankee fill...come to my familys place in lousiana and we'll show you REAL crawdads. nothing like em fresh.

Look at that photo and tell me lobster doesn't look delicious.

I'm eating a bologna sandwich, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies quite satisfied this meal was cheaper than a crackwhore.

Just ate at the Red Lobster today. The cost to add a lobster tail to a meal is $12.99.

Look at that photo and tell me lobster doesn't look delicious.

/looks at photo

Lobster doesn't look delicious.

It just look like a giant version of those stinky, nasty little things we ripped apart in biology class. Yuck.

Well the price is right, now if they could just do something about the taste of the damned things. I guess if you consider that they live in the open sewer-graveyard that is the ocean floor eating whale shiat and the decaying corpses of whatever drops in for dinner then the taste of lobster and crab is a little more understandable.

Hoboclown: Look at that photo and tell me lobster doesn't look delicious.

OMG Someone SAVE HER!!!!

Would you like some whine with that lobster... If you can't make a living depleting a natural resourse, then find another way to make that living. Consider making balona. nuff said

Whamdangler: No, Bologna is selling for $3.50 a pound. Lobster is WHOLESALING for $3.75 on average. Business 101 for the win!

over in 1

Man, every once in awhile I get some cheapo $1.50/lb chicken or turkey bologna from the store and eat sammichs with a side o ramen for a week or so.

I try to rotate/switch my meals up, but generally eat cheap :-D

One of my favorite is to buy all the ingredients to make subway style subs.
Bag of salad
Tomatos
Salsa/pepper relish
Cheese
Various meats and/or crab salad
and then 2 dozen 8" sub rolls.

Costs about $40 up front but then I can eat a sub or two every day for 2 weeks :-D


And while we're at it:


/hot like a steaming bowl of ramen

Hoboclown: Look at that photo and tell me lobster doesn't look delicious.



If by "delicious," you mean "I must lay my eggs in your entrails," then yes.

dillenger69: What a coincidence ... Red Lobster sells lobster that tastes exactly like bologna.

That's "loobster."

billybobtoo: mmmnn, fried bologna sandwich on wonder bread, with a touch-o-mustard.

elitist prick, why don't you go fellate obamas cock with dijon on top!

I remember when I was young there was a dock strike - Dad worked nearby and got several large lobsters every day from the boats. He took a picture of me obviously terrified holding a 7# lobster almost as big as I was.....

moerty: billybobtoo: mmmnn, fried bologna sandwich on wonder bread, with a touch-o-mustard.

elitist prick, why don't you go fellate obamas cock with dijon on top!

True Bourgeois eat that sandwich with mayonnaise.

/True Bourgeois.
//Back to the landscaping, Prole!

Hoboclown: Look at that photo and tell me lobster doesn't look delicious.

I'm looking at the photo, but I still don't see a lobster.

Now HERE's a lobster:


/but if you're talking langouste, that's a mighty fine looking specimen