we demand the florida tag! all those losers just from one county!

I recognized that one woman from a Smoking Gun mugshot thread a few months back.

#1 is the best.

(And it would be 1000X better if that "Dept. of Mental Health" getup he's wearing was real, but I'm guessing it's not.)

I Love Tampa!!!

Every picture: OOhh..oooo..aaiiee...ohooo...awwwwww...ughhhh...etc, etc.

A couple good 'Penis goes WHERE?' looks in that.

#29 looks hittable. Send the rest to the Gulag.

Tardmitter should make a slideshow of his mom and a goat

This thread could be LOL epicness. I await the results with bated breath.

Number six wants to be renamed sir penis scrotal neck.

PainInTheASP and H_is_for_Heretic are off to a good start.

I expect great things from you H_is_for_Heretic . Especially after the pictures you posted in the online solicitation sting thread earlier.

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Needs hot chicks.

Seems like the face randomizer from Fallout 3.

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Bigger is better.

That's some funny shiat

What?? No Huffer mugshot??



/List of fail is full of fail.

josh3736: Not sure why this one is funny - no indication it's actually a dude. Just a 105-pound blonde picked up for DUI at .197. Impressive, actually, for 105 pounds.

Maybe she's stall, curvy, with a dirty mind and nowhere to go.

A bunch of those mugshots look like they came from Sweet William's family reunion.

/Fairly obscure

WTF @ black guy with shiat hanging off left side of his face.

josh3736

Not sure why this one is funny - no indication it's actually a dude. Just a 105-pound blonde picked up for DUI at .197. Impressive, actually, for 105 pounds.

Maybe it's scary that she got her hair to fall juuust so for the mugshot?

Yeah, I'm reaching.

Truly the Hall of the Damned.

whats up with the dude who has two different ear sizes?

what fark is wrong with #27's face?

Holy Fark these people got picked up in the same county. If they had an ugly county award they would win handily.

# 1 and #9 are just waaaaay too damn happy. # 8 looks like he's Weird Al's latino gangster nephew.

josh3736: Not sure why this one is funny - no indication it's actually a dude. Just a 105-pound blonde picked up for DUI at .197. Impressive, actually, for 105 pounds.

Why is that impressive? BAC is a percentage of alcohol in blood. It's MUCH easier for a smaller person to have a high BAC. 105 pound female with a BAC of .197 is around 6 beers over 3 hours.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: WTF @ black guy with shiat hanging off left side of his face.

It's called a keloid (new window).

#54 is wearing the oddest little cap that I have ever seen.

JamesDeSimas: Why is that impressive? BAC is a percentage of alcohol in blood. It's MUCH easier for a smaller person to have a high BAC. 105 pound female with a BAC of .197 is around 6 beers over 3 hours.

Impressive that it didn't end up thusly:

That slideshow is a strong argument for neutering the entirety of the Floridian population. Or at least the county the pics are from.

This thread is worthless without pics.

Is it me, or is there a much higher percentage of people without senses of humor in this lot than average?

Those are some unfortunate looking people. Good thing someone threw them in prison.

This is my home county; my sis is a booking Sgt. for that jail.

It's a shame this sort of thing is not restricted to either our county, or our state. This is nationwide, people.

Whoa. Check out #22's charges.

Scary shiat.

Look at #47....Take a wild guess what she was charged with. I guessed right.

#19 Samuel Moore: The black Karl Marx?

LOL, #41's 98 charges.

Mob boss?

I'm so disappointed in this thread so far. Stupid mother's day taking up people's Farking time .....

dendawg: What?? No Huffer mugshot??



/List of fail is full of fail.

Yeah, because no one's ever seen that farking mugshot a million and one times before.

Postcard: LOL, #41's 98 charges.

Mob boss?

98 charges....mostly Theft related.....and one of ordering the imprisonment in Carbonite of a 'Solo,Han' along with a dismissed charge of unlawful harrassment of his Wookie life partner.

Cewley: we demand the florida tag! all those losers just from one county!

It's because of this one website:

http://mugshots.tampabay.com/ (new window)

If your city had a site like this, you'd see that you're surrounded by losers too.

mooseyfate:Yeah, because no one's ever seen that farking mugshot a million and one times before.

Aaawwww, I'm sorry, honey. Wuddums wike a hemorrhoid pillow for your hurt butt?

looks like the background extras from Idiocracy.

That dude has the longest neck I've ever seen that didn't have rings on it.

What the fark? Are there people like this in every city? Where do they hang out? I went to Lowe's today and saw a dude with a pink mohawk, a giant star tattooed on his neck, and a sleeveless jean jacket. I'm just waiting for his mug to appear on Fark.