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(Some Female) Stupid Police officer honored for pretending to be a 13-year-old girl   (southtownstar.com) divider line 170
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evildick 2009-05-10 09:41:43 AM  
The Cretans at Sparta?

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 09:47:07 AM  
Congrats, con Crete cop.

 
kona [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 09:55:58 AM  
I think he went to far with a few of them. The officer really didn't need to dress up as a 13 yr old girl and give the perps a mouth/hand combo behind the 7/11 before slapping on the cuffs

 
SpeshilEdjukashin [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 10:10:46 AM  
Stupid tag? Greenlit? Is one of the admins a bitter pedophile or something?

 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 10:14:51 AM  
kona: I think he went to far with a few of them. The officer really didn't need to dress up as a 13 yr old girl and give the perps a mouth/hand combo behind the 7/11 before slapping on the cuffs

Yes, he did. The Lisa Frank glittery lipstick was a nice touch.

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 10:22:25 AM  
SpeshilEdjukashin: Stupid tag? Greenlit? Is one of the admins a bitter pedophile or something?

Exactly! I mean, pretending to be a 13-year-old girl is something we all do once in a while. We should praise these police for keeping us safe by pretending to be 13-year-old girls! God bless America and the 13-year-old girl pretending cops!

 
HowlingFrog [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 10:32:32 AM  
SpeshilEdjukashin: Stupid tag? Greenlit? Is one of the admins a bitter pedophile or something?

It doesn't take much to light the fuse on your tampon, does it?

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2009-05-10 10:33:39 AM  
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tonesskin [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 10:36:00 AM  
HowlingFrog: SpeshilEdjukashin: Stupid tag? Greenlit? Is one of the admins a bitter pedophile or something?

It doesn't take much to light the fuse on your tampon, does it?


I think someone may take pretending to be a 13-year-old girl a wee bit seriously.

 
bassett 2009-05-10 10:38:03 AM  
If there are awards for this, I should get a goddamn Medal of Honor

 
HowlingFrog [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 10:38:27 AM  
tonesskin: I think someone may take pretending to be a 13-year-old girl a wee bit seriously.

It's all fun and games until someone gets their braids pulled.

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2009-05-10 10:39:27 AM  
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JSieverts [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 10:43:04 AM  
cretans are always nice to have on a salad...nice and crunchy

 
Freeside [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 10:44:21 AM  
:-/ I'm leaving this thread before it's too late
/leers at H_is_for_Heretic

 
Gordon Bennett 2009-05-10 10:44:36 AM  
In four unrelated cases between Oct. 25 and March 26, Howey posed as a 13-year-old girl in online conversations that resulted in four people being charged with indecent solicitation of a child.

Surely the charge should be indecent solicitation of a grown man who is pretending to be a child, then.

 
jso2897 2009-05-10 10:44:45 AM  
Would you pretend to be a 13 year-old girl if it would save people you love from a terrorist's bomb?

 
Jakevol2 2009-05-10 10:46:49 AM  
I'll can get behind her.

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 10:47:09 AM  
jso2897: Would you pretend to be a 13 year-old girl if it would save people you love from a terrorist's bomb?

Can I masturbate at the same time? If so, then yes.

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2009-05-10 10:48:53 AM  
Gordon Bennett:

Surely the charge should be indecent solicitation of a grown man who is pretending to be a child, then.farking pigs are all crooked.

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2009-05-10 10:49:54 AM  
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JSieverts [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 10:52:15 AM  
H_is_for_Heretic....

why do you have so many self portraits?

 
farbekrieg 2009-05-10 10:55:11 AM  
ahh yes the internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the 13 year old girls are all cops.

 
Inquisitive Inquisitor 2009-05-10 10:56:54 AM  
H_is_for_Heretic

i17.photobucket.com

I'll be in my bunk.

Wait...wut?

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2009-05-10 10:58:32 AM  
JSieverts: H_is_for_Heretic....

why do you have so many self portraits?


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So people can taste perfection. I live it everyday.

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CanadaHauntsMe 2009-05-10 10:58:55 AM  
I totally have those shoes in H_is_for_Heretic's last pic.

 
piltdown 2009-05-10 11:00:09 AM  
Above and beyond their regular duties?

Does that mean they weren't assigned to this task, and they were talking to pedos on their own time?

If it's your task, it's not "above and beyond" your duties.

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2009-05-10 11:01:48 AM  
Inquisitive Inquisitor: H_is_for_Heretic

I'll be in my bunk.


Just for you...

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chicagogasman [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 11:03:50 AM  
H_is_for_Heretic: JSieverts: H_is_for_Heretic....

why do you have so many self portraits?

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So people can taste perfection. I live it everyday.


Dude, I mean, Dude....? Wow... You have a lot of time on your hands.

 
Inquisitive Inquisitor 2009-05-10 11:05:07 AM  
chicagogasman: H_is_for_Heretic: JSieverts: H_is_for_Heretic....

why do you have so many self portraits?

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So people can taste perfection. I live it everyday.

Dude, I mean, Dude....? Wow... You have a lot of time on your hands.


I don't know what's worse, the fact that H has all those pictures or the fact that I have the same shoes.

 
meow said the dog [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-10 11:09:09 AM  
There are many funny pictures here. LOL out loud!

 
7th Son of a 7th Son 2009-05-10 11:10:39 AM  
"Howie came unglued?"

"No, Howie was a rock. The best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued."

/can't believe I'm the first one to do this.

 
I read fark for the pics 2009-05-10 11:10:52 AM  
meow said the dog: There are many funny pictures here. LOL out loud!

From the Department of Redundancy Department.

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2009-05-10 11:11:04 AM  
chicagogasman: H_is_for_Heretic: JSieverts: H_is_for_Heretic....

Dude, I mean, Dude....? Wow... You have a lot of time on your hands.


So do a lot of people.

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But you're right- I know it doesn't show up here, but dude actually tagged and captioned every item in his purse

farm1.static.flickr.com

I'm a bit obsessed. His photobucket is just...

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yeah.

 
ShavedApe 2009-05-10 11:11:52 AM  
FTFA: In four unrelated cases between Oct. 25 and March 26, Howey posed as a 13-year-old girl in online conversations that resulted in four people being charged with indecent solicitation of a child.


Does it bother anyone else that a police officer spent five months being paid by our tax dollars to arrest four dudes who can't get a date because they live in their mother's basement?

 
skinink 2009-05-10 11:12:58 AM  

Is it because the cop cannot remember what it was like to be a 13 year old boy, but he's comfortable with being a 13 year old girl? Okayyyyyyyy....


I'm a chat room police officer and I'm okay...


 
MBooda 2009-05-10 11:13:15 AM  
I swear, I thought he was 18.

 
Inquisitive Inquisitor 2009-05-10 11:15:32 AM  
H_is_for_Heretic:

I'm a bit obsessed. His photobucket is just...

yeah.


Lesson learned: always make albums you don't want others to see 'private' on Photobucket. Unless he meant for others to see it, in which case I do believe he has succeeded more than he intended.

 
Inquisitive Inquisitor 2009-05-10 11:16:33 AM  
ShavedApe:

Does it bother anyone else that a police officer spent five months being paid by our tax dollars to arrest four dudes who can't get a date because they live in their mother's basement?


Of course not, it was For The Childrentm.

 
HowlingFrog [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 11:19:27 AM  
H_is_for_Heretic: I'm a bit obsessed. His photobucket is just...

yeah.


Live the dream, baby!

 
FeatheredSun 2009-05-10 11:24:40 AM  
meow said the dog: There are many funny pictures here. LOL out loud!

Do they give you a "funny" feeling, meow?


H_is_for_Heretic, you are one bold dude. Just keep it adult and consensual there, and more power to ya, girl!

 
Rob Anybody 2009-05-10 11:28:23 AM  
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I swear I knew at least two girls that looked exactly like this in high school.

/in the Biblical sense, of course

 
trifoldhat 2009-05-10 11:32:08 AM  
FeatheredSun: meow said the dog: There are many funny pictures here. LOL out loud!

Do they give you a "funny" feeling, meow?


H_is_for_Heretic, you are one bold dude. Just keep it adult and consensual there, and more power to ya, girl!


I think you are missing the joke. hehe

 
Ryan2065 2009-05-10 11:34:42 AM  
ShavedApe: Does it bother anyone else that a police officer spent five months being paid by our tax dollars to arrest four dudes who can't get a date because they live in their mother's basement?

I'd be that wasn't the only case he was working in those 5 months and those guys need to be off the streets. Grown men shouldn't be hooking up with 13 year old girls.

 
dead_dangler [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-10 11:35:15 AM  
I've been pretending to be 13 year old girl on the internet for years. Where's MY parade?

hansonfan13

 
squeez cheez 2009-05-10 11:35:38 AM  
Ah, Sunday mornings, when only the amoral pervs are online...

/not that I'm trying to start something...
//no, I won't be back

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 11:37:28 AM  
Ryan2065: ShavedApe: Does it bother anyone else that a police officer spent five months being paid by our tax dollars to arrest four dudes who can't get a date because they live in their mother's basement?

I'd be that wasn't the only case he was working in those 5 months and those guys need to be off the streets. Grown men shouldn't be hooking up with 13 year old girls.


They weren't. They were role-playing with a perverted cop.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Your a idiot.

 
moof 2009-05-10 11:38:22 AM  
H_is_for_Heretic your dad doesn't get half jealous on Mother's Day.

 
Ryan2065 2009-05-10 11:40:09 AM  
tonesskin: They weren't. They were role-playing with a perverted cop.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Your a idiot.


You have got to be a troll... No one can be this stupid can they?

 
dead_dangler [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-10 11:41:04 AM  
Ryan2065: tonesskin: They weren't. They were role-playing with a perverted cop.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Your a idiot.

You have got to be a troll... No one can be this stupid can they?


Well, it IS true. Unless you've got a mind reading device...

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 11:46:53 AM  
Just waiting to see how many people think these are H_is_for_Heretic's own personal pictures instead of taking 3 seconds to check her profile.

I must say, Ghastly makes a much better girl that this guy. From the cop uniform, I'd say he's in the UK.

 
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