Bullets are cheap.

Tr0mBoNe: Bullets are cheap.

Ropes can be re-used.

If you put someone in an electric chair and they hold light bulbs in each hand will they light up?

Oh yes I do not like the queens to be part of the hanging because they just try to rule the country and are young and it is a hard job. But if you know that King Tutankhamun was also very young as the king of Egypt before he had a pyramid there.

fernanernie: If you put someone in an electric chair and they hold light bulbs in each hand will they light up?

I do not know the answer to this fernanernie. I am sorry. Maybe someone else knows the answer to this and can help you. Does anyone else know this answer to give the help?

Maybe if the light be between the teeth in the mouth It will be better conducter like in the orchestra but really I do not know this but I do not think so because the body is to big and different inside for all the electricity and we would have seen it on the TV.

I don't see how, once you deterred the crimes by hanging some criminals, there could be any crime left so you'd have to hand more.

meow said the dog: fernanernie: If you put someone in an electric chair and they hold light bulbs in each hand will they light up?

I do not know the answer to this fernanernie. I am sorry. Maybe someone else knows the answer to this and can help you. Does anyone else know this answer to give the help?

ghare: I don't see how, once you deterred the crimes by hanging some criminals, there could be any crime left so you'd have to hand more.

Clearly the hanging hasn't been nearly effective enough. They will instead switch to firing squads. The killing will continue until morality improves.

darrent83: meow said the dog: Oh yes I do not like the queens to be part of the hanging because they just try to rule the country and are young and it is a hard job. But if you know that King Tutankhamun was also very young as the king of Egypt before he had a pyramid there.

Can someone please ban this tard? The regular trolls I don't so much mind but this poster tends to suck IQ points right out of a thread.

That is very mean to say to me. I am sorry to make you angry but am very smart and in graduate school. You can use the button to ignore but please do not harass me in the thread as I make the posts. Thank you and I am sorry to make you angry and I am sorry if you do not see my side.

meow said the dog: I do not know the answer to this fernanernie. I am sorry. Maybe someone else knows the answer to this and can help you. Does anyone else know this answer to give the help?

meow said the dog: Oh yes I do not like the queens to be part of the hanging because they just try to rule the country and are young and it is a hard job. But if you know that King Tutankhamun was also very young as the king of Egypt before he had a pyramid there.



"hmmm..."

meow said the dog:

That is very mean to say to me. I am sorry to make you angry but am very smart and in graduate school. You can use the button to ignore but please do not harass me in the thread as I make the posts. Thank you and I am sorry to make you angry and I am sorry if you do not see my side.

...

That's fraking beautiful right there.

Tr0mBoNe: Bullets are cheap.



Goldsting: Uh, Mr. Bond. Your accent, something about it puzzles me. I can't quite place it.

James Bond: Well, I can't quite place yours, either, Goldsting.

Goldsting: That's because mine is English.

James Bond: Oh, really? Well. [ reaches into a bowl of pretzels ] Complimentary pretzels, darling?

[ music sting, as Goldsting pulls Bond's hand out of the pretzel bowl ]

Goldsting: The pretzels are no longer complimentary, Mr. Bond.

James Bond: [ drops the pretzels on the table ] Ah! It seems I remember a convenience store around the corner where the pretzels are on sale.

darrent83: Can someone please ban this tard?

You know how hard that hot sexy young female graduate student with the fat room mate has to work to type like Borat? If you did you might appreciate his talent.

meow said the dog: darrent83: meow said the dog: Oh yes I do not like the queens to be part of the hanging because they just try to rule the country and are young and it is a hard job. But if you know that King Tutankhamun was also very young as the king of Egypt before he had a pyramid there.

Can someone please ban this tard? The regular trolls I don't so much mind but this poster tends to suck IQ points right out of a thread.

That is very mean to say to me. I am sorry to make you angry but am very smart and in graduate school. You can use the button to ignore but please do not harass me in the thread as I make the posts. Thank you and I am sorry to make you angry and I am sorry if you do not see my side.

Wow, I wish I had some of what you are hitting right now. Mother's Day sucks enough having to go to dinner with my bipolar mother. I find you funny.

meow said the dog: darrent83: meow said the dog: Oh yes I do not like the queens to be part of the hanging because they just try to rule the country and are young and it is a hard job. But if you know that King Tutankhamun was also very young as the king of Egypt before he had a pyramid there.

Can someone please ban this tard? The regular trolls I don't so much mind but this poster tends to suck IQ points right out of a thread.

That is very mean to say to me. I am sorry to make you angry but am very smart and in graduate school. You can use the button to ignore but please do not harass me in the thread as I make the posts. Thank you and I am sorry to make you angry and I am sorry if you do not see my side.

How come when I read this, I hear Eddie Murphy using his 'Coming To America' voice?

meow said the dog: darrent83: meow said the dog: Oh yes I do not like the queens to be part of the hanging because they just try to rule the country and are young and it is a hard job. But if you know that King Tutankhamun was also very young as the king of Egypt before he had a pyramid there.

Can someone please ban this tard? The regular trolls I don't so much mind but this poster tends to suck IQ points right out of a thread.

That is very mean to say to me. I am sorry to make you angry but am very smart and in graduate school. You can use the button to ignore but please do not harass me in the thread as I make the posts. Thank you and I am sorry to make you angry and I am sorry if you do not see my side.

When your TF runs out, I promise that I'll reup you... I really do get a kick out of your posts.

So much news about Iran and China being violators of human rights. Yet Saudi Arabia is such a retarded monarchy that arbitrarily mistreats its people in the worst ways. And W Bush would suck their dicks at the first opportunity.

Let Iran have nuclear power. Yeah their leader is a nutjob who doesn't understand how his ego i frkking shiat up for the whole country but at least they are not a damn monarchy

darrent83: Pocket Ninja and Ghastly have talent, this is just idiocy.

What's this thread about now?

darrent83:

Whine, whine, whine.

I say we all write like meow said the dog to piss darrent83 off.

bachdog: And W Bush would suck their dicks at the first opportunity.

Yeah, it wasn't a bow, that towel head was just too short.

Inquisitive Inquisitor: darrent83:

Whine, whine, whine.

I say we all write like meow said the dog to piss darrent83 off.

Ha

darrent83: ...this poster tends to suck IQ points right out of a thread.

So, you actually came here hoping to increase your IQ? We're monkeys! We throw poo!

chicagogasman:

When your TF runs out, I promise that I'll reup you... I really do get a kick out of your posts.

Hell, I'll go in on that. The posts, to use the vernacular, make me ROFL.

bachdog:

Let Iran have nuclear power. Yeah their leader is a nutjob who doesn't understand how his ego i frkking shiat up for the whole country but at least they are not a damn monarchy

Really? Your biggest argument about Saudi Arabia is that it's a monarchy? Are you serious?

darrent83: Huskadoodle: darrent83: Pocket Ninja and Ghastly have talent, this is just idiocy.

What's this thread about now?

Are you actually calling me out on being off topic? This is fark, when is the last time you saw a thread that was completely on topic?

No, I think you are being called out for being whiny....

chicagogasman: When your TF runs out, I promise that I'll reup you... I really do get a kick out of your posts.

That is so nice and thank you. You do not have to do this because I have money for summer teaching this summer at the university. It is extra money and I can use it for the TotalFark. I am also writing blog about deciding the issues as the judge like if this hanging in Iran is a good thing or is a bad thing for the queens of the countries.

FTFA: unnecessary executions

Seriously, does no-one else have a problem with this phrase?

Alleyoop: darrent83: ...this poster tends to suck IQ points right out of a thread.

So, you actually came here hoping to increase your IQ? We're monkeys! We throw poo!

You wish! We're not even THAT smart.

darrent83: Are you actually calling me out on being off topic?

Oh no, not calling you out. I was trying to emphasize what the topic of the thread had evolved in to and how efficiently meow said the dog turned it. With our help of course.

meow said the dog: chicagogasman: When your TF runs out, I promise that I'll reup you... I really do get a kick out of your posts.

That is so nice and thank you. You do not have to do this because I have money for summer teaching this summer at the university. It is extra money and I can use it for the TotalFark. I am also writing blog about deciding the issues as the judge like if this hanging in Iran is a good thing or is a bad thing for the queens of the countries.

Pure Gold, just amazing. I hope to see you around here for a long time.

chicagogasman: meow said the dog: chicagogasman: When your TF runs out, I promise that I'll reup you... I really do get a kick out of your posts.

That is so nice and thank you. You do not have to do this because I have money for summer teaching this summer at the university. It is extra money and I can use it for the TotalFark. I am also writing blog about deciding the issues as the judge like if this hanging in Iran is a good thing or is a bad thing for the queens of the countries.

Pure Gold, just amazing. I hope to see you around here for a long time.

It'll get old after a while, but I'm liking it now!

backdoor_nut_sucker: FTFA: unnecessary executions

Seriously, does no-one else have a problem with this phrase?

Sure, it implies that there are necessary executions and following that train of thought, the tread would subsequently be sullied by the usual argument about the death penalty. Honestly we'd be better off just making fun of other farkers and skip the argument. It'll end up the same place at any rate. I'll take a stance, you'll take a stance and 50 posts later, one of us will accuse the other of flinging poop.

If you'll read above, we've accomplished that already.

ghare: chicagogasman: meow said the dog: chicagogasman: When your TF runs out, I promise that I'll reup you... I really do get a kick out of your posts.

That is so nice and thank you. You do not have to do this because I have money for summer teaching this summer at the university. It is extra money and I can use it for the TotalFark. I am also writing blog about deciding the issues as the judge like if this hanging in Iran is a good thing or is a bad thing for the queens of the countries.

Pure Gold, just amazing. I hope to see you around here for a long time.

It'll get old after a while, but I'm liking it now!

Probably right, I just needed a breath of fresh air in here. Its been mean for awhile in Fark lately, above the normal snark.

meow said the dog: chicagogasman: When your TF runs out, I promise that I'll reup you... I really do get a kick out of your posts.

That is so nice and thank you. You do not have to do this because I have money for summer teaching this summer at the university. It is extra money and I can use it for the TotalFark. I am also writing blog about deciding the issues as the judge like if this hanging in Iran is a good thing or is a bad thing for the queens of the countries.


This is almost too good to be faked.

Andy Kaufman.....is that you?

Nightmaretony: meow said the dog: fernanernie: If you put someone in an electric chair and they hold light bulbs in each hand will they light up?

I do not know the answer to this fernanernie. I am sorry. Maybe someone else knows the answer to this and can help you. Does anyone else know this answer to give the help?

the answer is kinda. It would be like a series circuit with a huge resister between the power supply and the bulb.

backdoor_nut_sucker: FTFA: unnecessary executions

Seriously, does no-one else have a problem with this phrase?

It's Iran, I'd be happy if they'd stop hanging people with cranes and employ a more humane method.

Inquisitive Inquisitor: I'll take a stance, you'll take a stance and 50 posts later, one of us will accuse the other of flinging poop.

You Nazi! You're the Hitler!

chicagogasman: ghare: chicagogasman: meow said the dog: chicagogasman: When your TF runs out, I promise that I'll reup you... I really do get a kick out of your posts.

That is so nice and thank you. You do not have to do this because I have money for summer teaching this summer at the university. It is extra money and I can use it for the TotalFark. I am also writing blog about deciding the issues as the judge like if this hanging in Iran is a good thing or is a bad thing for the queens of the countries.

Pure Gold, just amazing. I hope to see you around here for a long time.

It'll get old after a while, but I'm liking it now!

Probably right, I just needed a breath of fresh air in here. Its been mean for awhile in Fark lately, above the normal snark.

The death throes of the Republican Party have caused a lot of foul smells.

Otackle72: Andy Kaufman.....is that you?

I was thinking more of a Sacha Cohen

ghare: chicagogasman: meow said the dog: chicagogasman: When your TF runs out, I promise that I'll reup you... I really do get a kick out of your posts.

That is so nice and thank you. You do not have to do this because I have money for summer teaching this summer at the university. It is extra money and I can use it for the TotalFark. I am also writing blog about deciding the issues as the judge like if this hanging in Iran is a good thing or is a bad thing for the queens of the countries.

Pure Gold, just amazing. I hope to see you around here for a long time.

It'll get old after a while, but I'm liking it now!

I imagine this:



More likely:

ghare:

The death throes of the Republican Party have caused a lot of foul smells.

We're not dead yet! I'm still holding out hope that moderates like myself are able to chase the social conservatives off without completely devastating the party. I don't think it's possible, but once could hope.

Otherwise the social conservatives will keep us in a downward spiral until they start advocating capital punishment for minor offenses.

Inquisitive Inquisitor: Sure, it implies that there are necessary executions...

True enough, I was thinking more of the fact that an elected government (of sorts) was outright admitting that it had conducted unnecessary executions. That's got to be a first.

Inquisitive Inquisitor: Otherwise the social conservatives will keep us in a downward spiral until they start advocating capital punishment for minor offenses.

Now, now. Everyone needs a voice and an avenue for representation.

So Texas is back in the #1 spot for executions?
/drtfa

fenrael23: So Texas is back in the #1 spot for executions?
/drtfa

Not yet, but we're trying damn it.

But the Lord loves a hangin', that's why he give us necks.

Inquisitive Inquisitor: ghare:

The death throes of the Republican Party have caused a lot of foul smells.

We're not dead yet! I'm still holding out hope that moderates like myself are able to chase the social conservatives off without completely devastating the party. I don't think it's possible, but once could hope.

Otherwise the social conservatives will keep us in a downward spiral until they start advocating capital punishment for minor offenses.

You're screwed. You should just register as a Democrat and vote for Blue Dogs.

True, teen queens shouldn't swing. They should tape it more securely.

Iran leads all countries of the world in executing juvenile offenders

The US better get their shiat together. We can't let those iranians beat us at anything.

Side note: anyone that does not agree 100% with what I say should be banned. Currently I am attending 5 ivy league schools, getting two doctorates, a mba, a phd and a minor in french philosophy. I am also working at a library and have memorized every book in the world. Therefore I am smarter than the whole world combined and my opinion is the only thing that matters.

The whole reason I come to fark is so people can bow to my greatness and because everyone thinks and has the same opinions as me.

flucto: But the Lord loves a hangin', that's why he give us necks.

It tightens up are vocal cords! And loosens up our pecs!