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(Green Bay Press-Gazette) Stupid Not news: Drunks urinate in public. News: On a police car. Fark: In the police station parking lot. Bonus: They took pictures   (greenbaypressgazette.com) divider line 25
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Inquisitive Inquisitor 2009-05-10 10:23:38 AM  
I assume the police officers who took the photos will now be forced to register as sex offenders for creating pornographic material in public.

 
D-D-D-Dave 2009-05-10 10:25:31 AM  
Bonus: preceded by a story of domestic abuse. How jovial!

/crawls back into cave

 
meow said the dog [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-10 10:25:57 AM  
Oh no this is something that would very much make me embarrassed if it happened.

 
lajimi [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 10:27:45 AM  
Inquisitive Inquisitor: I assume the police officers who took the photos will now be forced to register as sex offenders for creating pornographic material in public.

Cops investigate cops so that will NEVER happen. Pretty good system if you happen to be a cop.

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August11 [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 10:34:40 AM  
Inquisitive Inquisitor: I assume the police officers who took the photos will now be forced to register as sex offenders for creating pornographic material in public.

You fail at the reading comprehension thingy.

 
Inquisitive Inquisitor 2009-05-10 10:36:58 AM  
August11: Inquisitive Inquisitor: I assume the police officers who took the photos will now be forced to register as sex offenders for creating pornographic material in public.

You fail at the reading comprehension thingy.


Entirely correct in the context that I didn't read the article.

 
cqaudi [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 10:55:34 AM  
I live in Green Bay so I'm getting a kick out of these responses.

/has never peed on a cop car
//not that I can remember
///slashy monster
////Fark Favre

 
UfarkHead 2009-05-10 10:59:36 AM  
Is it legal for a cop to go through your digital camera when questioning you? I would have my lawyer so far up these cowards asses that they would soon be looking for new jobs at the mall as security guards.

/hates dirty cops

 
Inquisitive Inquisitor 2009-05-10 11:06:32 AM  
UfarkHead: Is it legal for a cop to go through your digital camera when questioning you? I would have my lawyer so far up these cowards asses that they would soon be looking for new jobs at the mall as security guards.

/hates dirty cops


I'm not entirely sure. If you are in the process of using the camera while committing a crime...maybe? If it's sitting in your car and you're walking around downtown peeing on things, I think they'd need a search warrant.

 
Longtime Lurker 2009-05-10 11:10:54 AM  
UfarkHead: Is it legal for a cop to go through your digital camera when questioning you? I would have my lawyer so far up these cowards asses that they would soon be looking for new jobs at the mall as security guards.

/hates dirty cops


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umm yes, because you would have been drunk and peeing on a car... good logic there.

 
skinink 2009-05-10 11:19:29 AM  
Of course when you want to cause problems, why not go all out and head to the nearest police department parking lot to cause your mayhem.

 
gtomako 2009-05-10 11:25:29 AM  
In some N. California counties urinating in public will not only get you arrested for indecent exposure (doesn't matter if anyone else is present) but potentially put you on the sex registry list (this doesn't apply to the Mexican day laborers outside Home Depot).

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 11:35:13 AM  
Dammit, I thought the public urinators took the pictures. That would really be scorched earth!

 
attackingpencil 2009-05-10 12:13:39 PM  
I once peed on a police car, by accident. Interesting times, college.

 
Smeggy Smurf 2009-05-10 12:30:42 PM  
www.boekje-pienter.nl

It seemed like the thing to do

 
RocketFood 2009-05-10 12:44:35 PM  
The suspect became uncooperative and officers used a Taser on him.

Remember those things were only for use as an alternative to deadly force? I do. (But just barely. It's been AGES.)

So either those cops would normally kill anyone who is uncooperative, or they are misusing their equipment.

 
PBRwillsaveusall 2009-05-10 12:56:44 PM  
city17.ca


Cousins?

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 02:32:59 PM  
PBRwillsaveusall: Cousins?

I chuckled warmly.

 
shtychkn 2009-05-10 02:43:37 PM  
PBRwillsaveusall: Cousins?

Looks set up to me..

 
That coward David Lopan 2009-05-10 03:55:37 PM  
My buddy did this outside a police station in Puerto Penasco, Mexico. Only difference was he urinated in the cop car on the drivers seat. No joke. Thank God there were no cameras outside this shanty of a station . Who knows what would've happened down there.

/I was squirming like hell in my car, yelling at him in a whisper to get his ass back in and let's go!

 
MIguy [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 04:36:22 PM  
lol

 
Hosebag [TotalFark] 2009-05-10 07:29:13 PM  
UfarkHead: Is it legal for a cop to go through your digital camera when questioning you? I would have my lawyer so far up these cowards asses that they would soon be looking for new jobs at the mall as security guards.

I'm gonna guess they were arrested because the cops either saw them doing something stupid, or for public intoxication. Since they were arrested, they were searched incidental to arrest, which makes it legal.

 
Polishwonder74 2009-05-11 09:48:56 AM  
Smeggy Smurf: It seemed like the thing to do

You win the thread, Fark, and the entire internets.

MASTERFULLY DONE!!

 
JamesLi 2009-05-11 07:05:52 PM  
shtychkn: PBRwillsaveusall: Cousins?

Looks set up to me..


What? Set up!? No that couldn't be, that would mean they had a sense of humor! Everyone knows that police officers are automatons that feel nothing but hate and are not actually people.

 
Baz the Spaz [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-05-11 11:58:35 PM  
Thanks for the green light! My first in forever.

/Grew up in Green Bay so getting a kick...etc...etc...

 
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