Monkey see, monkey do.

Leave him alone. Maybe he's got another dragon to fight or is someone's Best Man today.

/Hope he gets back soon. I need to look at a couple of books and I'm not sure if they'd get along.

Bathia_Mapes: Monkey see, monkey do.

Did you... just use the m-word?

organizing the books?
the librarian has escaped?

what is the percentage of farkers/ettes who read pratchett?

Outta here before the librarian realizes he's been called a monkey.

/Loves the librarian

namatad: what is the percentage of farkers/ettes who read pratchett?

100% of the interesting ones.

NVNC ID VIDES....

NVNC NE VIDES!

If only she had made a right turn...

ook

Bathia_Mapes: Monkey see, monkey do.

You mean she was just aping something previously witnessed?

Okay photoshopers, that is your cue.

Damn dirty apes.

Huskadoodle: You mean she was just aping something previously witnessed?

Gibbon half a chance.

Ape-roves. Hopes it hijacked a double-decker bus and crossed the border dressed as a cop.

backdoor_nut_sucker:
Huskadoodle: You mean she was just aping something previously witnessed?

Gibbon half a chance.

That's a real howler.

Some fellow named Rincewind wanted for questioning.

I work with a monkey, so I'm really getting a Kiko out of some of these responses.

I hope it hasn't escaped into L-Space!

/Re-reading Guards! Guards! right now
//Ooooh I love me some Pratchett

Also organized some books.

/also escaped

Karta had twisted a stick into hot wires that encircled her enclosure, short circuiting the wires

Dont' you know you're gonna shock the monkey?

is impressed.

Sad. The orangutan must've been bored out of his mind to use his time for an escape plan.

Short circuiting the wires? When did Vetinari last inspect the Academy? And using vegitation as a ladder... Hmm... Did anyone call the guards and ask when they had last seen Captain Carrot?

phlegmmo: That's a real howler.

Didn't I see you at the Great Ape Escape?

backdoor_nut_sucker: phlegmmo: That's a real howler.

If I had an orangutan do that at me I think I would shiat myself and die of a heart attack on the spot.

namatad: organizing the books?
the librarian has escaped?

what is the percentage of farkers/ettes who read pratchett?

One, two, many, lots?

Right turn, Clyde.

Black Moses

Wow. Just, wow.

Mr Vimes isn't going to like that.

NikkiPoooo: namatad: organizing the books?
the librarian has escaped?

what is the percentage of farkers/ettes who read pratchett?

One, two, many, lots?

If you can count to two, you can count to anything.

Probably just wanting to go down to the Mended Drum for a relaxing ale. Really, wouldn't you?

Orangutans are sceptical of changes in their cages.

Pratchett referenes on Fark?



Approves

/hot

NikkiPoooo: namatad: organizing the books?
the librarian has escaped?

what is the percentage of farkers/ettes who read pratchett?

One, two, many, lots?

All the good ones

Rusty_shack: NikkiPoooo: namatad: organizing the books?
the librarian has escaped?

what is the percentage of farkers/ettes who read pratchett?

One, two, many, lots?

All the good ones

I could tell you for free, but I'd be cutting me own throat. I swear!

namatad: organizing the books?
the librarian has escaped?

what is the percentage of farkers/ettes who read pratchett?

Who is this Pratchett of which you speak?

Here's one that's actually relevant:

Death of Rats: namatad: organizing the books?
the librarian has escaped?

what is the percentage of farkers/ettes who read pratchett?

Who is this Pratchett of which you speak?

Little Wee Men (fave so far)
Guards! Guards!
Men at Arms

Waiting for my local book store to get Feet of Clay and A Hat Full of Sky.

Not sure about The Colour of Magic and the rest of that series. Anybody read it? Is it good?

/only books that have given me teh lols. Of the out loud variety.
//Not even DNA's HHGTTG.

Fave Pterry books:

Going Postal
Guards! Guards!
Feet of Clay
The Fifth Elephant
Night Watch
The Truth
n' Good Omens, natch. He wrote most of it... the boring parts were Gaiman's.

faves so far:

Reaper Man
Thief of Time
Going Postal
Night Watch
Mort
The Truth

great thing about my local store, they carry pretty much the entire series at any given time. every once in a while i grab one from the shelf, but only if i earned it.

earned one last week. Tattered Cover ftw!

I like how she "decided she was somewhere she shouldn't be" at the end of the escape and went back to her enclosure. That sounds very much like a "Dammit!They told me there was a banana plantation over this fence. LIES!!" Or rather, "OOOKKKK!"

More good Pratchett Books:
Thud!
Monstrous Regiment
Small Gods
Last Continent
Mort
Reaper Man
Soul Music
Hogfather
Thief of Time
Maskerade

Color of Magic is a D&D parody.. it's not as polished as the rest, but it's worth watching :D

Don't forget Jingo and Monstrous Regiment.

/Hopes to be reincarnated as a male Nac Mac Feegle.
/Crivens!

towatchoverme: namatad: what is the percentage of farkers/ettes who read pratchett?

100% of the interesting ones.

I concur.

Works for a library, kick etc.

There are hardly any bad Pratchett books, only books that doesn't fit particular readers. Some people detest the witches, others find Rincewind unfunny. There are some strange people out there.

Favourites from Discworld:

Jingo
Guards Guards
Hogfather
Reaper Man
Faust Eric

Apart from that, Good Omens is brilliant, and so is Nation.

"I got a bad feeling about this."

/hot familar