"All you motherfarkers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. I'm gonna fark your mothers while you watch and cry like little biatches. Once I get to Hollywood and find that Eminem fark who is making those comments, I'm gonna make him eat my shiat, then shiat out my shiat, then eat his shiat which is made up of my shiat that I made him eat. Then all you motherfarks are next. Love, Nick Cannon."

That about sums it up.

spidermann: That about sums it up.

Thanks for that, because I read through the article and I have absolutely no idea what the hell it was about.

you need to do this with your and eff like this' and I was like yo

I was like yo the other day, it sucked.

I had to read it a few times myself. I don't think there was much left of the English language after that "article".

That headline hurt my brains.

spidermann: "All you motherfarkers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. I'm gonna fark your mothers while you watch and cry like little biatches. Once I get to Hollywood and find that Eminem fark who is making those comments, I'm gonna make him eat my shiat, then shiat out my shiat, then eat his shiat which is made up of my shiat that I made him eat. Then all you motherfarks are next. Love, Nick Cannon."

That about sums it up.


*Applause*

I'm glad I'm not the only one confused by the headline. WTF?

I know those words, but that sentence makes no sense.

Nobody cares.

/-1

The only losers here are us for reading this.

The_Sponge: spidermann: "All you motherfarkers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. I'm gonna fark your mothers while you watch and cry like little biatches. Once I get to Hollywood and find that Eminem fark who is making those comments, I'm gonna make him eat my shiat, then shiat out my shiat, then eat his shiat which is made up of my shiat that I made him eat. Then all you motherfarks are next. Love, Nick Cannon."

That about sums it up.


*Applesauce* (biatch)

FTFY (Nootch)

Kuroshin: The_Sponge: spidermann: "All you motherfarkers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. I'm gonna fark your mothers while you watch and cry like little biatches. Once I get to Hollywood and find that Eminem fark who is making those comments, I'm gonna make him eat my shiat, then shiat out my shiat, then eat his shiat which is made up of my shiat that I made him eat. Then all you motherfarks are next. Love, Nick Cannon."

That about sums it up.


*Applesauce* (biatch)

FTFY (Nootch)

Here, you deserve two for that:

Whah? I no understand.

Is Nick Cannon a gay pornstar?

/ DNRTFA

But what about the grey corn fad windmill?

Who???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Alright then, while he's out doing that, I'll be in doing this...




Seriously, Nick, take all the time you need. And make sure you call when you're done.

/give time to get the hell out of there

Nick Cannon is a pussy

fark Nick Cannon.

/Just sayin'

Let me try that again, sans the hotlink fail....



Fark Nick Cannon.

Unable to parse headline. Please repost in english, Submitter.

Who the fark is Nick Cannon?

jankyboy: Who the fark is Nick Cannon?

Apparently, he's some wannabe thug...

Why does Nick Cannon write like a retarded teenager?

You're rich. You've won. Stop shooting at each other.

He talks like a fag and his shiats all retarded.

paulseta: Why does Nick Cannon write like a retarded teenager?

Apparently he feels the only way to be considered black, he has to write like that. Yes, he is attempting to be black to a white guy who likes to pretend he is black by speaking improper English.

Herunar: "Let's not forget about Eminem's amateur mixtape rants of calling African Americans N*gger"

"I guess she ain't really realize I was a real n*gga"

Apparently Nick Cannon is a natural born racist in disguise, whatever the fark that means.

It's however you want it!

I hope Em picks an rap battle.

Anybody else who got some reckless sh*t to say on the Internet, I will give you my phone number.

So, which one of us here will be the lucky one.....

Well, from what I can decipher from that, Nick Cannon is claiming Eminem said "N*gga" on the leaked Source tape. Not true. Also, isn't Nick Cannon from Nickelodeon?

What makes me sad is that this guy ruined what could have been a badass name or at least a cool superhero name.

From Nick Cannon's blog: That's right haters; you can thank Eminem because I'm going to start rapping again! LOL Just for him! And don't forget about the jokes! We coming at you hard body!!

Fair enough, but wouldn't it make more sense to just make the rap record FIRST, instead of just blogging about it? Now he's built the joke up so much that the punchline can't help but fail.

/and, yeah, who the fark is Nick Cannon?

Didn't Nick Cannon grow up in the 'burbs of San Diego?

/Stay black, homie

skandalus: Let me try that again, sans the hotlink fail....



Fark Nick Cannon.

But Daddy, Nick Cannon is hilarious

"I guess she ain't really realize I was a real n*gga... I take respect real seriously and when you cross what I feel like you're offending my personal space, I wanna give you the full opportunity to say whatever you need to say to my face directly."

This guy couldn't be any more typical if he tried.

mehtoole: /and, yeah, who the fark is Nick Cannon?

Nicholas Scott "Nick" Cannon (born October 8, 1980 is an American actor, ex-rapper and future host of America's Got Talent.

brokenwheelchair: Well, from what I can decipher from that, Nick Cannon is claiming Eminem said "N*gga" on the leaked Source tape. Not true. Also, isn't Nick Cannon from Nickelodeon?

among other things.

He is a guy denfending his wife. Perhaps Nick should make fun of Kim, but Marshall will only join in. Ooh, make fun of his daughter!

Nick may get the Wild N out crew to do a whole show on MMMMMMM

LonMead: Alright then, while he's out doing that, I'll be in doing this...

Seriously, Nick, take all the time you need. And make sure you call when you're done.

/give time to get the hell out of there

Is Mariah Carey actually supposed to be black? She looks about as African American as as a Norwegian who went to a tanning salon for 20 minutes.

After reading this article, all I can say is... I need an interpreter.

The comments on this article were gold. Apparently Nick Cannon's followers are only slightly more intelligent than him.

YoYo! Cause all the real nubians are down with nubianlodeon!

Seriously- Its good to see positive black role models on children's television. Reading (and speaking English) is Fundamental!

Oh right cause n*gga means something differant. Here's an experiment-
honkey
cracker
wet back
beaner
spook
limey

Glad to see that filter is working to protect us from all the bad words!

FunkOut: Is Mariah Carey actually supposed to be black? She looks about as African American as as a Norwegian who went to a tanning salon for 20 minutes.

Half ^{(^)}

FARK- you can laugh at dead babies but you just can't quote articles that use the mis-spelled n word.

InspiredTedium: FunkOut: Is Mariah Carey actually supposed to be black? She looks about as African American as as a Norwegian who went to a tanning salon for 20 minutes.

Half (^)

To be honest, up until a few years ago I thought she was Puerto Rican or Dominican until hearing she was supposed to be black.

what's he going to do? play a drum and scowl alot?

sickb0y: what's he going to do? play a drum and scowl alot?

"I CAN'T READ MUSIC YO"


"You're playing a snare-"


"CAN'T DO IT YO"

shammiest sham wedding ever.

Nick Cannon: "Let's not forget about Eminem's amateur mixtape rants of calling African Americans N*gger..."

The he goes on to say. "I guess she ain't really realize I was a real n*gga..."

So...is it ok or not ok to call African Americans n*gga?

/Subby fails
//Nick Cannon sounds retarded

uhm...

he won

he gets to fark mariah ..hopefully alot

i would kill a church bus full of kids and nuns to watch that hot thing suck my cock.


quit sweating the haters and roll over on that everymorning before she gets tired of your ass and moves on to something younger that can swing a meaner stick than you

BeefyT: Nick Cannon: "Let's not forget about Eminem's amateur mixtape rants of calling African Americans N*gger..."

The he goes on to say. "I guess she ain't really realize I was a real n*gga..."

So...is it ok or not ok to call African Americans n*gga?

/Subby fails
//Nick Cannon sounds retarded

From what I gather:

n*gga = OK
N*gger != OK

Got it?