Some soldiers from the 85th Brigade sodomised three male pygmies to gain supernatural powers and protection... The village chief was stripped and (sodomised) in the presence of his wife, his children and daughter in-law...

Well there's a pair of sentences I never thought I'd read.

So... what powers did they get?

ninjakirby: So... what powers did they get?



/Insert theme from Superman

As revolting as this sounds, this can actually result in some positive effects.

When I was a lad, my granddad talked about his tours in Africa, where his battalion encountered a village of these people. He picked one out, and sodomized his way to nigh-invulnerability.

But the relationship went both ways. Granddad took his little chum with him wherever he went after the war. In this manner, an obscure, mini-villager from the African interior learned all the rules and customs of Western society. In the end, Granddad's pal became a respectable figure in society.

Yes, I fondly remember Granddad's tales of his friend and protege, Pygmylion.

There's no way in hell I'm going to GIS "pygmy sodomy".

(I'm sure some other farker will post the results for us. Heretic? Gorgor?)

Therion: There's no way in hell I'm going to GIS "pygmy sodomy".

(I'm sure some other farker will post the results for us. Heretic? Gorgor?)

here, i'll step up to the plate

Your search - "pygmy sodomy" - did not match any documents.

Megain: Therion: There's no way in hell I'm going to GIS "pygmy sodomy".

(I'm sure some other farker will post the results for us. Heretic? Gorgor?)

here, i'll step up to the plate
Your search - "pygmy sodomy" - did not match any documents.

Sure, if you look up both as a phrase. Punching it into GIS as two separate words doesn't give any interesting results, though. Well, except for this:



Looks like a pygmy sodomizer if I ever saw one...

Durendal: Sure, if you look up both as a phrase.

hey, i just did the search mentioned

These people are monsters.

Chariset: These people are monsters.

That still doesn't make it ok to sodomize them.

this sounds sexy.

Elderly citizens and children were also being raped

Uhm... So, that pretty much covers "everyone," then, right?

Well, that's not what I needed to read just before bed...

And there's the belief that if you get AIDS you can cure it by raping a virgin. Its getting to the point where the answer for everything there is either kill it or rape it.

Would you rape a guy for supernatural powers? Because I dunno... what if they were really awesome powers and he really had it coming? That doesn't make me gay, right?

Well one time I got sodomized by a pigmy, and then I acquired the ability to grow a beard out of my elbows. I tried to thwart a bank robbery with my elbow beards, but I was immediately shot and killed. Boy was my face red.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Super Homo!

ninjakirby: So... what powers did they get?

Teh ghey.

GIS for "pigmy".

/Well aware of the different spelling.

At first I chuckled, but once the mental image of a batch of feral humans raping a midget manifested its self in my mind it made me pretty sad.

FTA: "Among the armed groups roaming the eastern part of Congo are the Rwandan Hutu Democratic Forces for the Liberation of Rwanda rebels.

Some of its members are accused of being among the main perpetrators of Rwanda's 1994 genocide by Hutus against the Tutsi minority."

I wouldn't be surprised if they were involved.

If such issues stir something in you I recommend Shake hands with the Devil, a first person account by the UN commander who bore witness to the Rwandan attrocities.

The funny thing is, it is beyond my girlfriends realm of comprehension as to why I would never go to Africa. From what I've seen, whatever people arent too sick with Ebola or AIDS are hacking each other to bits with machetes, and the remainder are raping anything that moves. She once said that Mozambique isnt that bad, and we could go on one of those safari trips there.

My reply was "Isn't that the country with an AK-47 on the flag?"

The point was brushed off with the reply of how cute lions would be in the wild.

I was on the Rwanda/Congo/Uganda border in 1997, sadly, this does not suprise me.

/do not want

gigamortis: ninjakirby: So... what powers did they get?

Teh ghey.

but it's okey cause it's just a little bit of teh ghey,right?
/nttatwwt

Democratic Republic of Congo, no flag on moon.

/too early?

Just imagine if it was an albino pygmy, untold powers from rectal intrustion!

Does anyone know what the going rate for flying powers is? (how many pygmys?)

berylman: Just imagine if it was an albino pygmy, untold powers from rectal intrustion!

So your date didn't go well and now your fantasizing?
/I'm really sorry I just had to
//snark

Ah Africa, showing us why reverting back to Agrarian tribalism is a bad thing.

/Looking at you, Ron Moore.

DNRTFA, but thought it might have been a Tom Cruise/Valkyrie thread.

Megain: Therion: There's no way in hell I'm going to GIS "pygmy sodomy".

(I'm sure some other farker will post the results for us. Heretic? Gorgor?)

here, i'll step up to the plate
Your search - "pygmy sodomy" - did not match any documents.

Aaah, don't GIS that, you're just gonna get us all put on a list.

I can't believe how reckless and irresponsible the writer of the article is. Sure, it's going to be Pullitzer time for him, but now the cat's out of the bag about their powers I wouldn't want to be a Congolese pygmy for love nor money. I should imagine they have fairly small & tight nipsys anyway, but now they're going to be staggering around like Tina Turner laying an egg, sphincters like windsocks. Poor little bastards. I for one shall be foregoing the promise of superpowers. Unless they start doing invisibility, in which case it's all like 'bite the pillow, shorty'. And I make no apologies for that. Can you imagine? Invisibility.

I am black, was born black, and unlike Michael Jackson, will die black. I am an American woman, who has some ancestors who were West African slaves. So I can say this without being called a racist. Attention Continent of Africa: Stop acting like backwards farking animals! I dont give a damn about old tribal myths, recognize this is the farking 21st century, dammit!! Stop the bulls**t and the atrocities! Stop re-inforcing the sterotypes that the Old World used to justify slavery (they were supposedly saving us from ourselves, remember morans???). Get a damn clue, join the rest of civilization, and stop acting like the savages racists say we are!!!!!!

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

Iron Chef Scottish: I can't believe how reckless and irresponsible the writer of the article is. Sure, it's going to be Pullitzer time for him, but now the cat's out of the bag about their powers I wouldn't want to be a Congolese pygmy for love nor money. I should imagine they have fairly small & tight nipsys anyway, but now they're going to be staggering around like Tina Turner laying an egg, sphincters like windsocks. Poor little bastards. I for one shall be foregoing the promise of superpowers. Unless they start doing invisibility, in which case it's all like 'bite the pillow, shorty'. And I make no apologies for that. Can you imagine? Invisibility.

approves:


Although be prepared to hand your humanity in at the door for that kind of trip...

Therion: pygmy sodomy

Except for a couple of NSFW album covers from Cannibal Corpse, the first page of gis results is surprising SFW, and that's with safe search turned off.

dbirchall: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

If I were you I wouldn't gis "smurf sex" with safe search turned off. You might be surprised.

....cheeks burning with shame. The lush stench of the primeval forest mixed with woodsmoke and body odour. The thrill of man hunting man. You've got him cornered, the fear flashing in his tiny eyes. After a brief struggle your superior strength wins out, it was always going to. He goes limp in your arms, his power gone he feels like a rag doll in your arms. Submission.
The viagra has done it's job, you unsheath your member. It points like an accusing finger at his puckered fundament. The blood thundering in your ears like a tribal beat.
Now. Do it now. Everything you ever dreamed of can be yours. Do it. Do it. Do it....

dbirchall: Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

I always assumed it was in their hat.

Congolese soldiers seem to be as stupid as stereotype-fulfilling black people.

dbirchall: You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?


Many women manage ok. I've seen the pics. And videos.

Baron Von Supercock: She once said that Mozambique isnt that bad, and we could go on one of those safari trips there.

My reply was "Isn't that the country with an AK-47 on the flag?"

The point was brushed off with the reply of how cute lions would be in the wild.

Try Kenya.

/lgtv
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Africans behaving like savages.
Is this news?

You'd think that if farking a pygmy gave you magical powers, these pygmy villages would have enough mojo to repel all their enemies.

Someone didn't think their cunning plan through.

JQPublic: Aaah, don't GIS that, you're just gonna get us all put on a list.

heh. if i'm not on a list by now, i never will be

Silveralex: Africans humans behaving like savages.
Is this news?

FTFY