What were the police doing running down the street naked?

TFA: The man, described as 6 foot 5 inches and weighing 200 pounds, started growling and reciting the Lord's Prayer.


Taint nothing to sneeze at, behavior like that.

Beware of the naked man! Image accompanying audio may be NSFW, though all the naughty bits are covered over.

I thought it might be my old roomate, but he was much shorter. Wouldn't be the first time he did it sadly.

He was reciting the LORD'S PRAYER. At least he's a good Christian!

Why did he do this? It does not seem like good idea because what if children see and then have bad dreams about naked man? At least he said the prayer. Maybe he was saying the prayer for finding some clothes or for getting some money to buy clothes because maybe he did not have money for them. I do not want to be the judge of this.

A little desperate to keep the party going from Friday night?

Just could be...


Or, as we know it at my house, foreplay!

Well, he's just as insane as the next religious guy.
/What's the difference between being crazy with or without clothes?

Typical crazy Christian.

moar funny pictures

Acid.

meow said the dog: Why did he do this? It does not seem like good idea because what if children see and then have bad dreams about naked man? At least he said the prayer. Maybe he was saying the prayer for finding some clothes or for getting some money to buy clothes because maybe he did not have money for them. I do not want to be the judge of this.

That's it. It's official.

/my first ignore

See, this is the reason Jesus won't return. No one likes to get tazed in the middle of an epiphany.

100 Watt Walrus: meow said the dog: Why did he do this? It does not seem like good idea because what if children see and then have bad dreams about naked man? At least he said the prayer. Maybe he was saying the prayer for finding some clothes or for getting some money to buy clothes because maybe he did not have money for them. I do not want to be the judge of this.

That's it. It's official.

/my first ignore

I am sorry for making you angry sir. I do not know if you agree with me but I think you disagree with me about this story but I just do not think that it is the good idea to go around naked during prayer times.

SEE I TOL YOU OBAMA WAS A MUSLIN

IF YOU PRAY IN PUBLIC YOU GET TASERED

UNLESS YOUR PRAYIN TO MECHA

Give us this day our daily ZAP!

you get tazed for indecent exposure? WTF?

This is pretty traditional. The phenomenon is a form of asceticism called Foolishness for Christ. Lots of saints have done it and even some pre-Christian prophets. Prophet Isaiah, St. Procopius, St. Basil ... or he could just be bat-shiat insane. Of course, these two theories are not mutually exclusive.

100 Watt Walrus: meow said the dog: Why did he do this? It does not seem like good idea because what if children see and then have bad dreams about naked man? At least he said the prayer. Maybe he was saying the prayer for finding some clothes or for getting some money to buy clothes because maybe he did not have money for them. I do not want to be the judge of this.

That's it. It's official.

/my first ignore

Why would you put that on ignore? I thought it was pretty funny.

IMMA CHARGIN MAH TAZER!!!!

I've always wondered what the criteria is by which religious people judge actual godly experiences. This man might be the second coming of Christ, but (odds are) Christian cops tasered him until he couldn't form a coherent sentence. If you takes the words of Matthew (Moses, Mohammed, etc.) at face value, there's no reason why you shouldn't believe that some drunk-ass dude in Kansas City was fulfilling God's work.

Semi amused

Goetz: Acid.

Maybe X and what part of him did they taser?

What? No video?

"...And lead us not into temptation..."

Don't absolve me, bro!

AbbeySomeone: Goetz: Acid.

Maybe X and what part of him did they taser?

Listen, if it was just the lords prayer I might agree.
It's the growling that nails it.
I growl alot when I'm trippin', especially if I'm naked.

The guy was big. And probably on drugs.

Still not at all clear that he deserved a tasering.

Police brutality is really not amusing subby.

Am I the only one whose first thought was "Catholic or Protestant version"?

/yes, I'm drunk

Tasers are over used.

MOST events tha the police should simply ignore are now considered Taser friendly.

Let him run, hes not hurting anyone.

Goetz: AbbeySomeone: Goetz: Acid.

Maybe X and what part of him did they taser?

Listen, if it was just the lords prayer I might agree.
It's the growling that nails it.
I growl alot when I'm trippin', especially if I'm naked.

esoteric & brilliant

The policeman with the tazer is my shepherd; I shall not run.
He maketh me to lie down in wherever I happen to have been standing.
He electorocuteth my flesh: he zaps me in the paths of least resistance for the Ohm's sake.
Yea, though I ran naked through the streets on the 5800 block of Chestnut, I will fear no public decency laws: for the Lord art with me; my nads and my staff shall both swing free.
The police preparest a cell before me in the presence of other criminals: thou anointest my head with nightsticks; my cup of batshiat insane runneth over.
Surely comments and snark shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the clinically insane for ever.

/Fark "First Class" - I wanna DRIVE!

He was also heard reciting Armaments chapter 2 verses 9-21.

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu..."

Then he skipped a bit.

/5 is right out.

Goetz: Acid.

No... I'd say more like PCP.

A lot of supposed X these days is just meth mixed with a lil PCP, so maybe he thought he was getting Ecstacy.

Premeditated_Road_Rage: The policeman with the tazer is my shepherd; I shall not run.
He maketh me to lie down in wherever I happen to have been standing.
He electorocuteth my flesh: he zaps me in the paths of least resistance for the Ohm's sake.
Yea, though I ran naked through the streets on the 5800 block of Chestnut, I will fear no public decency laws: for the Lord art with me; my nads and my staff shall both swing free.
The police preparest a cell before me in the presence of other criminals: thou anointest my head with nightsticks; my cup of batshiat insane runneth over.
Surely comments and snark shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the clinically insane for ever.

/Fark "First Class" - I wanna DRIVE!



As a man soon to enter seminary, I say - bravo my good man. Bravo indeed.

/'twas hilarious.

I'm just here for the Dave Attell references.

As a public service, here is a video of the headline referenced song:
Frank Loesser's Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition (new window)

Sounds like an obsessed atheist trying to find flaw with the Lord's Prayer. Put some clothes on Tiny!

Police answered a call about an overturned vehicle in a creek bed in the 5900 block of Agnes Avenue about 9 a.m. When police arrived at the scene, the man was being treated for gash to his head.

At one point, the man boarded an ambulance for treatment, but when an officer turned his back to check the vehicle, the man leaped from the ambulance and started running down the middle of 59th Street in the nude.

Well, to be fair, if you're naked and running down 59th Street in KC, you ARE in the valley of the shadow of death, so...

rhiannon: 100 Watt Walrus: meow said the dog: Why did he do this? It does not seem like good idea because what if children see and then have bad dreams about naked man? At least he said the prayer. Maybe he was saying the prayer for finding some clothes or for getting some money to buy clothes because maybe he did not have money for them. I do not want to be the judge of this.

That's it. It's official.

/my first ignore

Why would you put that on ignore? I thought it was pretty funny.

Cumulative effect. Completely useless, obviously BS posts in 75% of the threads I've seen in the last several days. I don't usually read the nick before I start reading the post, so I get about 1/3 of the way through that clown's warble before I realize who it is. I'm tired of wasting my time, and the ignore fixes that problem.