It's like deja vu all over again.

I called my mom today to wish her a happy mother's day. She told me that mother's day is always a sunday. :/

I don't, she's an evil biatch.

___she doesn't judge my antics...only reprimands me for them.

she birthed me and put up with me for far too long

I didn't comment in that one, so I'll comment on your unoriginality.

MIguy: I don't, she's an evil biatch.

This

She supported me even those I was a hellion of a child.

She's farking awesome.

Seriously, coolest mom evar.

No matter what trouble I was in, I could always come home.

/miss you Mom.

My Mom has been dead for 30 years, she would be proud of me as only a mom can.

... she pooped me out of her vagina and kept me from getting myself killed before I was old enough to move out.

She taught me the value of education.

__she loves the cawk?

awwww greened.

Happy Mother's Day to all you moms out there!!!

... she taught me to be responsible for my own actions

Best hooker in the tri-state area.

she threatened to cut my balls off and nail them to the front porch to keep me in line.

Her unwillingness to quit on me, no matter what I do.

...because she didn't swallow me?

she lives far, far away.

MIguy: I don't, she's an evil biatch.

I second that one. Mean Bostonian Irish beyoootch.

...she's sweet, thoughtful, loving, funny, a great cook, and always has fantastic advice when I need it.

I love your mom because she remembers to play with my balls occasionally.

Oh wait, you wanted me to say why I love my mom! Silly me.

She still loves me.

even though she's crazy, she still does what she can to give me a good life.

she didn't even bother to come to Dad's funeral.

I don't love her, I don't hate her. she's just not a factor in my life anymore.

I love my mom because she likes to have coffee and snark at the passing soccer moms with their trendy work out clothes with me.

And for that whole giving birth and putting up with my stupid ass for over 21 years.

We've gone green here, kids

kaybea4: I didn't comment in that one, so I'll comment on your unoriginality.

So here I am, reading the online Village Soup and I come across this cute little article with kids saying, "I love my mom because..." and thought, "Hmm, this would make a good TF link." Then I read your post and have to check back through the countless crap, ( and some good) TF discussion links to see what you are going on about. Maybe I should have just asked what everyone was drinking tonight.

She's worth a thousand times more than all the rest of your mothers put together.

Happy Mother's Day, Mom.

And again I'm sorry about the vase.

Weaver95: she didn't even bother to come to Dad's funeral.

I don't love her, I don't hate her. she's just not a factor in my life anymore.

Aw. :( I would make you snickerdoodles.

I got half of my intelligence, sense of humor, and looks from my mom. And the other half from eating lead paint chips as a baby. (kidding)

Happy Mother's Day, Mom. I hope you liked the flowers. It's not like the dead guy was using them anyway.

I love my mom because she's never given up and for her unconditional love.

She gives me money whenever I ask

My mom taught me enough of the Bible that I can find verses to pwn the "Christians" posting their messages of hate on my local newspaper site.

She got me where I am today.

God bless her, and may God damn you all for the ensuing jokes.

I know, you all know what cock tastes like and you are truly working to level up your mage, but I don't care.

She had a chance to get free of me when I was little and fell into a lake; she didn't take it. She's scared of water, but she saved me. I guess I owe her my life twice.

...I have to.

...she doesn't give a shiat about commercialized "holidays".

she's just a really good person. I think the world of my mom.

testosteronephobe: She had a chance to get free of me when I was little and fell into a lake; she didn't take it. She's scared of water, but she saved me. I guess I owe her my life twice.

My mom still holds out her hand in front of me when she slams on the brakes.

(She also still won't ride with me because I wrecked the car when I was 15 and she was teaching me to drive. Thirty years ago.)

. . . if I don't the beatings will begin again

...she's the only person on earth crazier than me.

she always puts skippy in my lunch

/even though I have a peanut allergy
//hey, wait a minute...

Dead for 25 years. Definitely an interesting woman but what would you expect from a hillbilly from Hinton WV who was the oldest of 13 and who's first name was Hellas.

She put up with me when she shouda damn well drowned me.

Miss you mom.

because she lets all the TF'ers give it to her in the pooper.


/because she put up with my ridiculous shenanigans just long enough for me to stop being an idiot.

She lets me live in her basement, and pays my cable and internet bills.

... Because she raised 4 children pretty much on her own and never gave up, even when things were miserable.

jestme: My mom still holds out her hand in front of me when she slams on the brakes.

(She also still won't ride with me because I wrecked the car when I was 15 and she was teaching me to drive. Thirty years ago.)

Gotta love moms. It's amazing they ever let us cross the street by ourselves.