behold the power of alcohol. damn.

ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Wow! That makes getting "Rick Roll'd" seem like a pleasant experience.

What song was that supposed to be? I can't identify it from the mangled, bleeding corpse she left on the floor

That has to be a joke. No one sings with such a guido accent.

I feel bad for people who wind up in these videos on those sites.

chemical_angel: I feel bad for people who wind up in these videos on those sites.

Fark them! what about us?

Chariset: What song was that supposed to be? I can't identify it from the mangled, bleeding corpse she left on the floor

Dude (Looks Like a Lady)

Ow.

Sounds like she came straight out of: Queens, Long Island, Brooklyn, Bronx, Staten Island, New Jersey. Take your pick.

Yes, I think her mother would be proud. That was not my favorite song but she tried really hard and I think that is what counts. I am proud of this person and am glad that the judges of the Fark.com have put her video on the Totalfark.com where I found it.

I can't believe there's a Missing Persons video I've never seen before!

/Life is so strange
//when you don't know
///(where you're going)

meow said the dog: Yes, I think her mother would be proud. That was not my favorite song but she tried really hard and I think that is what counts. I am proud of this person and am glad that the judges of the Fark.com have put her video on the Totalfark.com where I found it.

That is the worst troll attempt I have seen in the last few minutes. While listening to this song I searched for a Bic lighter and an easy-open jar of flammible liquid to end my pain; if I'd found either I wouldn't have had the dubitible pleasure of leaving this comment or the soul-scarring pain of listening to that harridan's joisey/queens mutilation of the Queen's English.

I want a nasty little jewish princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little jewish princess
With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I dont want no troll
I just want a yemenite hole

I want a darling little jewish princess
Who dont shiat about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little jewish princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee thats snappin
All up inside
I just want a princess to ride
Awright, back to the top...everybody twist

I want a funky little jewish princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little jewish princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(vapor-lock)

I want a dainty little jewish princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little jewish princess
With roumanian thighs, who weasels n lies
For two or three nights
Wont someone send me a princess who bites
Wont someone send me a princess who bites
Wont someone send me a princess who bites
Wont someone send me a princess who bites

Fortunately for the world, the amount of alcohol necessary for me to sing karaoke exceeds the amount needed to pass out.

I am the only one who thought of Elmer Fudd when she started singing?

/rabbit slayer

OW.fark you subby.
/damaged for life.
//gonna sue you.

Q: What's the best part about karaoke?
A: Anyone can do it.

Q: What's the worst part about karaoke?
A: Anyone can do it.

/long as she had fun, who cares?

Warpigpen: I am the only one who thought of Elmer Fudd when she started singing?

/rabbit slayer

But she wasn't a guitar pwayer.

This is the moment my life has changed for the better

tagjim:
/long as she had fun, who cares?

Well, those of us with a sense of pitch are weeping openly.

There's a reason you should always read the comments before clicking the link.

Whew!!! My GF did this very song a couple of nights ago and her daughter videoed it. I thought it might have been her..lol
btw...she (my gf not this singer) did it fine

Some people know they can't sing but do it anyway and the result is hilarious. If you look at this as comic entertainment, it's funny.

I am one of those people who need to be really drunk to even try that but I also pass out before I get that drunk. I personally think you should all thank which ever deity you worship for this. That and the fact I have never seen any good heavy metal type music in a karaoke playlist prevent me from trying.

I mean, i wouldn't sign her to a record deal, but it was still pretty damn good. Way better than anything the submitter could do.

This is what I picture all Jersey weddings are like...

"I think I hoit myself."