They're all objects that have never been in Cliff Claven's kitchen?

It's a jackal! A jackal! A jackal! Is it a jackal?!?

Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

Your mom just ordered them off ebay.

What are last year's gifts from my Secret Santa?

What are things we learn about in college?

Serious answer:

Dear TotalFark Discussion board: Desperate, clueless Farker here... which of the following items would make the best last-minute gift for my Mom tomorrow?

All the things Rush Limbaugh needs to get off?

Richard Saunders: Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

Nice.

Merkwürdigeliebe.

Paris Hilton?

I am sorry I do not know the answer to this but I see many guesses from the other people who make the posts. Which is the right answer? Is this a riddle question? I do not know but am hoping someone else can tell me.

FTA ... tourism minister Barbara Follett claimed more than 25,000 pounds ($38,000) over a four-year period for security patrols, CCTV cameras and alarms outside her London home. Follett is married to best-selling thriller writer Ken Follett, and the couple have a multimillion-pound (dollar) fortune. The newspaper said Follett also claimed 528.75 pounds ($805.78) for a Chinese needlepoint rug to be repaired and cleaned, but was only paid back 300 pound ($457) after the cost was deemed excessive. Follett said all her claims were within the rules.

There you go. She and her hubby are worth millions. She's the farking tourism minister, not a real high profile target. But it's all good cause it was "within the rules". When they bury the experiment of the Magna Carta they can put on the headstone; It was within the rules!

Kiribub: Paris Hilton?

win

Things that the people who hate Rush Limbaugh need to get off?

JQPublic: Things that the people who hate Rush Limbaugh need to get off?

That was an attempt at humor that went about as well as the rest of the right's agenda the last 10 years.

desertmouse: Dear TotalFark Discussion board: Desperate, clueless Farker here... which of the following items would make the best last-minute gift for my Mom tomorrow?

Just get her a gift card or somethin

They all failed in getting me to click a Breitbart link?

desertmouse: Serious answer:

Dear TotalFark Discussion board: Desperate, clueless Farker here... which of the following items would make the best last-minute gift for my Mom tomorrow?

Not knowing her for sure, a card, and a gift card to her favorite store or to a spa/nail/ect place is my usual go-to for mom giving. I also will go for an album... she's slowly been gathering the whole Rolling Stone's discography between Christmas, Mother's Day and her Birthday from me. She really likes those.

Off topic of the off topic: Isn't it weird that the nearly 60 year old people of today grew up listening to the Stones and the Beatles? That AM station that your grand parents listen to will be playing GOOD music in 10 years? Weird.

former Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott claimed 300 pounds ($450) over two years to fix broken toilet seats.

This guy looks like he would be fairly dangerous toward toilet seats.

A weekend with Bill Clinton when he is all out of Cigars.

They can all be found in a hotel in QiongHai City, Hainan, China.

/ya, rly.

IlGreven: They all failed in getting me to click a Breitbart link?

Same here.

Things a politician bought with public money that promote outrage in constituents?

/I figured... politics tab 'n all.
/WNRTFA

They're all made better by BASF?

Submitter's mom?

/DNRTFA

round here, we call it Friday...

A Tom Waits song???

DNRTFA DNRTFT

Every time I think that US politicians are unscrupulous jerks, I see something that makes me realize that while said thought still lingers, somewhere in the 'civilized' world, there are slightly worse.

They're all part of a repeat?

Saturday might at the Palin house?

Holy Christ, Meow, this "I am sorry I do not know" pose of yours is getting frakking SORRY, all right, don't you have your own opinion on ANYTHING!!??

"Oh, I'm sorry, I do not know who to vote for so I'm gonna ask the idiots on Fark for an opinion."

"Oh, I'm sorry I do not know what dishwashing soap to pick!"

"Oh, I do not know which pair of shoes to wear today!"

"Oh, I do not know what colour fingernail polish to
get at the cosmetics counter!"

It's OLD. And it's BUSTED, Meow.

I LIKE you because you don't spout blatantly offensive cr@p despite your trolling, but I'm starting to get just a trifle bent at your Johnny One Note on the Kazoo schtick.

I know you got something in your head besides your Aunt Gertrude's Buttfrak, Idaho County Fair
Blue Ribbon Award of 1939 Prune Fluff With Oatmeal...

So get crackin', Meow, and show the rest of us what else you're made of.

Nightmaretony: round here, we call it Friday...

You have to work up to that? That's just Tuesday morning here

They're all made in China?