Fellatio.

Cunnilingus.

OregonVet: Fellatio.

I said from day one he seemed rather Vulcan. of course, I said the same thing about Condi.

Rumsfield = Romlan.

Cheney = Ferengi.

Bush = Tribble.

Been done in Photoshop a long time ago. Anybody have a hotlink?

Oh, and what happens every seven years?

He also farts rainbows and bailout money.

Well, let's just hope he gets out of office before he goes through that whole burning of the blood thing. That could get awkward.

So there's no actual perspective? Just a sense of it?

Yeah that's nice, but you know who would be Kirk? RON PAUL! Seriously, he wouldn't be farking Picard who has a British accent and pulls his shirt down every time he stands up and he sure as hell wouldn't be bald! He'd be out there exploding computers by talking to them, going to Nazi and Roman and Gangster worlds and kick their ass, and he'd most especially be nailing all sorts of alien chicks because ever since man looked up at the stars, that is his dream. Nailing alien chicks.

So is Bush captian Pike, post-accident?

DamnYankees: So is Bush captian Pike, post-accident?

Psst. You won, we got over it.

Also, from what I hear, neither of them are American born.

vartian: Bush = Tribble

I disagree. Tribbles at least are cute and cuddly.

Bush is more like one of those slime creatures that sucks out your brains.

Paging Chauncey Gardner!

eddyatwork: Seriously, he wouldn't be farking Picard who has a British accent and pulls his shirt down every time he stands up and he sure as hell wouldn't be bald!

Hey hey hey! You keep your fanfics out of Fark!

eddyatwork: Bush is more like one of those slime creatures that sucks out your brains.

more like the tar creature that killed tasha yar.

Am I the only one who read that headline as "Obama is Spook"?

*cue the "That's racist!" kid*

More cutting edge journalism. Knee-pads optional.

Someone is getting tingly down their leg.....

He is not 'cool and rational' he is in WAY over his head and it is only now starting to dawn on him.

---OBAMA ----------------HILLARY -----------------BIDEN---

/LOL

Gordie: Alright, alright, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?
Vern: If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy-Pez. Cherry-flavored Pez. No question about it.
Teddy: Goofy's a dog. He's definitely a dog.
Gordie: I knew the $64,000 question was fixed. There's no way anybody could know that much about opera!
Chris: He can't be a dog. He drives a car and wears a hat.
Gordie: Wagon Train's a really cool show, but did you notice they never get anywhere? They just keep wagon training.
Vern: Oh, God. That's weird. What the hell is Goofy?

Tribbles are born pregnant. That would make them of the Palin clan.

Dave: Who was Nixon?
Matthew: Yoda.
Dave: Nah, see, here's where it falls apart, see, Yoda was a wise old pacifist.
Matthew: Yoda was a puppet. The puppeteer who made Yoda authorize the secret bombing of Cambodia, on the other hand.
Dave: ... Kissinger?
Matthew: Exactly

I dunno...I don't recall Spock grinning so manically...

Wait, Spocks a Muslim?

And still Salon expects to be taken seriously.

mfaby: And still Salon expects to be taken seriously.

They do?

TheDumbBlonde: DamnYankees: So is Bush captian Pike, post-accident?

Psst. You won, we got over it.

Well how nice for you.

Unfortunately the country will be lucky if it recovers from that particular disaster in a generation.

this seems like the thread for this...


Has anyone seen the new Star Trek? I saw it last night and I'm wondering if anyone thought the ripped off the Hunt for Red October in one of the scenes.

When Spock is about to crash his ship and the Enterprise shows up one of the Romulans goes "I have a new ship on my sensors, its the enterprise!"

Was that no the exact same line From tHfRO when the Americans say "its the Dallas!"


/threadjack

cryptozoophiliac: I dunno...I don't recall Spock grinning so manically...

That's... change.. you can.. believe....in. Now, take us to.. warp 3... Mr. Obama.

/Rollin' like Shatner.

The photo that Salon decided to insert has to be one of the worst Photoshop edits that I have seen.

3_Butt_Cheeks: More cutting edge journalism. Knee-pads optional.

Someone is getting tingly down their leg.....



So what you are saying is, all three of your butt cheeks hurt?

star trek sucks

FarKnight: star trek sucks

You suck.

When are we going to see Kirk/Obama slash fiction?

Wait, wouldn't Obama be Tuvok... Just sayin'

/had to be done
//obvious

dracos31: 3_Butt_Cheeks: More cutting edge journalism. Knee-pads optional.

Someone is getting tingly down their leg.....



So what you are saying is, all three of your butt cheeks hurt?


Hmmm, could that be a butthurt reference I see? Aww, that's so cute!

You obviously spent hours on that. Well done. *yawn*

Back to your knob-slobbering now slappy.

how do Obama's balls taste?

So, does that mean we blow up Chicago now?

3_Butt_Cheeks: dracos31: 3_Butt_Cheeks: More cutting edge journalism. Knee-pads optional.

Someone is getting tingly down their leg.....



So what you are saying is, all three of your butt cheeks hurt?


Hmmm, could that be a butthurt reference I see? Aww, that's so cute!

You obviously spent hours on that. Well done. *yawn*

Back to your knob-slobbering now slappy.



Your post - 10:47 AM.

My post: - 11:10 AM.

According to Conservative math, 23 minutes=hours.

Add another minute and you'd have time to get to the gym, slapnut.

dracos31: 3_Butt_Cheeks: dracos31: 3_Butt_Cheeks: More cutting edge journalism. Knee-pads optional.

Someone is getting tingly down their leg.....



So what you are saying is, all three of your butt cheeks hurt?


Hmmm, could that be a butthurt reference I see? Aww, that's so cute!

You obviously spent hours on that. Well done. *yawn*

Back to your knob-slobbering now slappy.



Your post - 10:47 AM.

My post: - 11:10 AM.

According to Conservative math, 23 minutes=hours.

Add another minute and you'd have time to get to the gym, slapnut.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I guess your sarcasm meter doesn't work either......

Please, continue failing :)

Listerine: how do Obama's balls taste?

DRACOS will get back to you are soon as he wipes his chin off....

tinderfitles: So, does that mean we blow up Chicago now?

Please leave Devon Avenue intact.

Awesome, he's Spock, which would mean he's emotionally compromised, which would mean he requires a replacement, because hey, he's Spock!

Sounds more like a Jedi than a Vulcan but what do I know.

I'm pretty sure Salon was designed just to amplify the embarrassing sanctimony of the intelligentsia. Kind of like a low-rent New Yorker for the west coast.

/why, yes, I would like mussels and frites with my pinot, how did you guess?

3_Butt_Cheeks: Your asinine agitprop for a failing GOP

You shiat words our of your mouth.

OUT of yer mouth, even.

Although at that point, we might as well refer to your mouth as an anus.

dracos31: According to Conservative math, 23 minutes=hours.

By that Math wouldn't creationists be right? (7 days = a hell of a lot of time)

superbeerchan: The photo that Salon decided to insert has to be one of the worst Photoshop edits that I have seen.



Lt. Tuvok concurs.